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Potter Place's Anything Goes Challenge Bundle of Joy
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Bundle of Joy

1: A Dream of a Duo

2: I was a One Once, But Now I’m a We

3: And Baby's Bound to Keep Me Warm

4: Why Keep It Mum

5: And What I Feel, I Must Reveal

6: It's More than I Can Keep Inside

7: Tell Old Man Worry To Go Climb a Tree

8: Sticking Together, and Ain't We Got Fun

9: So Much Together You'd Think We Were One

10: Nothing Can Stop Us, So Nobody Try

11: Look at My Baby and Me

Bundle of Joy

LadyTuesday

817 Reviews   |   817 Ratings, 0 Likes, 634 Favorites )

Humor Angst Romance Smut Potter Place's Anything Goes Challenge 67,912 Words 15 Chapters Complete
Name Withheld (surprise) Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Winner for the Anything Goes Challenge Chaptered Category! Seeking: An intelligent, capable wizard amenable to assisting a bright, independent, magically-formidable single witch in the conception of a child. Insemination only: no sexual congress; non-negotiable. Dignity and discretion of utmost importance. Neither monetary nor emotional support needed for or during the birth and life of child. Further contact will be established following receipt of preliminary letter of interest. Address all inquiries by owl to Joy Bundle, Box # 1086, Hogsmeade Village .



A response to #56 of the Anything Goes challenge: “She wants to have a baby. She's interviewing potential fathers. Who is she? Why is she resorting to this method? What questions is she asking in order to choose a father for her unborn child? Who shows up? Who does she choose? What happens next? She can be anybody.”

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Chapters (11)

Chapter 1: A Dream of a Duo

Chapter 2: I was a One Once, But Now I’m a We

Chapter 3: And Baby's Bound to Keep Me Warm

Chapter 4: Why Keep It Mum

Chapter 5: And What I Feel, I Must Reveal

Chapter 6: It's More than I Can Keep Inside

Chapter 7: Tell Old Man Worry To Go Climb a Tree

Chapter 8: Sticking Together, and Ain't We Got Fun

Chapter 9: So Much Together You'd Think We Were One

Chapter 10: Nothing Can Stop Us, So Nobody Try

Chapter 11: Look at My Baby and Me


About LadyTuesday

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LadyTuesday

Member Since 2007  |  7 Stories  |  Favorited by 301  |  72 Reviews Written  |  132 Review Responses

A 30-something aspiring romance novelist shamelessly (and obsessively) devoted to Harry Potter and many other geeky fandoms. I ship mostly Hermione/Snape and Harry/Hermione, but have been known to dabble in others.

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Reviews for Bundle of Joy

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10/10

floralshade

Firstly let me just say you are a very talented writer! I spent a good chunk of my evening catching up to this point in the story (as if I had a choice! your characterizations are so fun to read!) and I've loved every second of it.

HOWEVER. That cliffhanger almost killed me. Seriously i'm beginning to empathize with crack addicts and that is never a good sign.

10/10

oscarxena

Squee! One question though, when Severus climaxes will he be humming "Ode to Joy"? Can't wait to read the next chapter.

10/10

mia madwyn

Whatever made you think we, your faithful readers, would consider graphic naughtiness cause for warning?

Next chapter, please?

10/10

trekchick

OMG! Please update soon. My heart is going to leap out of my chest. The anticipation is killing me!!!

0/10

black aliss

Wow! I have been tracking this story thru Ashwinder (3 chap.) only to find it here. AND there are more chapters! This is so good and feels so personal. Any updating on your part will bring wild promises on my part as to Choc., undying devotion to your writing..etc. so may I add pleeeze!

10/10

harrypotterwanter

Meeting in person would be a perfect idea . . . if they didn't already know each other. I wonder how easily they will be able to continue thinking of the other as they are now rather than what they used to be. Will Severus really be willing to have sex with Hermione and Hermione with him? They will probably need time to rethink the circumstances before deciding to continue a face-to-face relationship. I love the story so far! I am quite eager to read what happens next!

0/10

snapeanagirl

No more tether hooks!  I can't stand the suspense.  I eagerly await your update.  This chapter was so well done, I think that I have to read it again and savor it!

10/10

Anonymous

Oh, please update soon!! Great chapter!

10/10

broomclosetravenclaw

Argh! You've left us with a terrible cliffhanger... but I suppose with the promise of lemons ahead... so add me to the throng of readers begging you to update soon (or when RL permits). :)

0/10

Wahoo and Wesleyanne

I am sure your audience is cheering!   Thanks for the update.  what a sweet story. and well-written.  

10/10

Amor Eternal

you horrible, evil little person (and i mean this in the nicest sense). how could you leave us hanging like that? I eagerly await your update.

10/10

Persevero

Oh golly - update soon please!

10/10

broomclosetravenclaw

Nice Lemons!One wonders if someone is meddling with their fantasies. ;)

10/10

jollygood

I am so glad that you've updated! Your Snape is snarky and believable. It was worth the wait, and please keep it going!

0/10

kimjo2

lordy, lord...you just have to get these two together!  i am really enjoying their conversation by correspondence, tho.  thanks so much and i look forward to the next chapter.

0/10

wysiwyg

Hi, this is good stuff, it reminds me of 'The Last Word' which is the first ever HG/SS fic I ever read and so has a special place in my heart!  Any idea how long it's going to be and how often you'll update?  I don't wanna sound too impatient, but I never usually read wips and this has got me hooked already!Good work!x

0/10

elsolel

Wonderful.  Hermione's contract does not limit HIS involvement.  It just limits hers.  Or that's how it looked from how I read it. 

10/10

pookah

I am enjoying this story.  I think you have captured their characters in their letters.  And the bits where they are thinking about stuff lets us know about their pasts.  Very good chapter, looking forward to more!

10/10

beaweasley2

Wow, the correspondances were wonderfully written. I love how they sparred and eventually became literally 'penpals.' It's too bad that she and he are wrapping things up. I'm also amased that with the amount of persone information neither has figured out who the other is. 

10/10

sinbad

I'm really enjoying this.  I feel so sorry for Severus who has had such a dissapointing life full of hardships.  Yes I know he once was a death eater and he spied when he had a change of heart, but still, it was a dark and lonely life he led.

9/10

sinbad

Nice start.  I loved the Newspaper advertisement and Severus's response.

10/10

BrenaMarie

Hello There!  I love this story!  I was wondering if I was going to get to see more.  I was kinda afraid that it was abandoned...  Thanks For The Update!!  This is such a cute plot and I can't wait till they figure out who eachother is.  I figured since she said that she was a Gryffindor, and he knows how old she is he'd be able to figure out who she is by that.  But it looks like he's not that intrested in who she is but what her presence in his life is doing for him.  Oh man, great Great story.  I can't wait for Chapter 3!  Cheers!  ~Brena

10/10

empathicslytherin

I love it! I want to see them together soon! ^^ keep up the good work!

0/10

sunny33

Great chapter! :)

0/10

Antigone

Great story! I can't wait for more!! I can't believe she didn't remember his birthday, he did mention it...and something seemed to be leaking from his eyes!!! Amazing!

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