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Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual
tonksinger219 Reviews | 7.17/10 (219 Ratings, 0 Likes, 211 Favorites )
He went into the bookstore looking for a good read, but found a bushy-haired ex-student. She opened the bookstore looking to heal her broken heart, but her old teacher reopens the wounds. And when Flourish and Blotts gets a new owner, business in Diagon Alley is about to get nasty.
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Hiya. I'm tonksinger, mostly former author. I don't expect I'll be writing any more fanfiction, but I invite you to enjoy the stories posted here.
Reviews for Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual
Wonderful story, I love the book shop war idea!
I have to say, I've read this story far too many times and I absolutely love it! It is such a guilty pleasure and so well done! And you've got Hermione reading Kate Chopin, which makes me love this story even more. Amazing read, thank you for writing it.
" I'm ready when you are " Severus you are a tease.
Flourish has no idea ,that the can of worms he just opened, is the giant economy size.
be careful what you wish for Severus, you hay just get it, or is that what you have in mind.
Now hermione, think before you act, isn't there someone else that deserves that particular hex? and you wouldn't want to cut off your nose, to spite your face, would you. Ron is a worm, he could have sent the note at any time, there was no need to let her get to the alter, and humiliate her in pubilc, it is such a cruel thing to do, and the Weasleys reaction was just as cruel.
I really enjoyed reading this story. Your characters were so real and exactly how I think of them both. Thanks so much for sharing!!
'practically heard his cock whimper in protest'hahaha
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
I love lines like that; blue balls ahead.
That slimy little jerk! I hope Snape ends up turning him into a flobberworm; it isn't like he has far to go!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
LOL. Yup, definitely a flobberworm on legs. Git.
ohh he's off to a great start! Snape sure knows how to charm the ladies!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
It's all in the effortless charm and suave one-liners. :p
Brilliant ending lemons were fantastic, I needed cheering up I watched the new film last night. I'm sure Hermione can help him when he needs to grade all those papers hehe. Feel free to write another haha.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Thank you! Smut always cheers me up.
A perfect ending to a wonderful story.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Thank you very much for all your reviews along the way!
Very cute chapter! I loved it! Keep up the good work!~Jen
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Thank you!
I got this mental image of Severus pumping a shot gun and it made me laugh out loud. I really enjoyed this chapter. Great work.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Always glad to hear I made someone laugh. In a good way, at least.
"Kissed the living daylights out of her" Perfect...............
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
My heart fluttered when I read the last line. Beautiful.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
*rereads last line* Thank you! I enjoyed writing it.
loved the sex, very hot. Loved the akwardness afterward, much more realistic than most things I read. I feel bad for Hermoine she is so alone now that all of her friends have abandoned her. Shame on Harry especially after everything she did to help him during the war. I hope Severus can be there for her.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
There isn't nearly enough post-coital awkwardness in SSHG fics. Awkwardness is part of life and definitely part of sex.
wonderful chapter, can't wait to read the next one.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Professor Snape is very sexy, especially with that snarky attitude. Great chapter.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Snarky is the whole sexiness of Snape.
Now that she is drunk maybe her defenses will be down enought to realize that Professor Snape has just what she needs.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
This is getting good, keep up the good work. Love the sexual tension between them
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Thank you! I hope you enjoy the rest of it.
The reason Ron felt like an idiot was because he was one. How could he do that to her, shame on him. It was terrible how most of the weasley turned on her. I hope good things are comming hermione's way.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Well, good and bad things are coming her way. Snape is coming her way anyway, and he's a bit of both. Thank you!
he had to ensure that his odder proclivities didn’t send the woman screaming down Diagon Alley You cant just say that without offering to write in lurid detail what sorts of proclivites Mr. Snape is refering to....evil temptress Thank you for the smut filled happily ever after! I think the bookstore will do quite well. As long as they dont bother the customers whilst shagging on the tables?
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
I'm sure your mind will be able to provide all the lurid details you could want. :p. All my readers deserved smut--lots and lots of it--and I'm glad I made you happy. *hugs*