Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual
tonksinger219 Reviews | 7.17/10 (219 Ratings, 0 Likes, 211 Favorites )
He went into the bookstore looking for a good read, but found a bushy-haired ex-student. She opened the bookstore looking to heal her broken heart, but her old teacher reopens the wounds. And when Flourish and Blotts gets a new owner, business in Diagon Alley is about to get nasty.
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Hiya. I'm tonksinger, mostly former author. I don't expect I'll be writing any more fanfiction, but I invite you to enjoy the stories posted here.
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Great chapter!!! I guess we are at war with Flourish now, can't wait to see the retaliation!!!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Thanks! And all's fair in love and war... muahahaha!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Thanks! And all's fair in love and war... muahahaha!
Ha.. I will say it again... Flourish does not know what he is getting into...
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
He certainly doesn't. I could almost feel sorry for him... Nope. Never mind. Thank you for reviewing!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
He certainly doesn't. I could almost feel sorry for him... Nope. Never mind. Thank you for reviewing!
So, Flourish has decided to be Barnes and Noble? Poor corner book store.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Evil corporations affect the wizarding world at last! Hermione and Severus to the rescue!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Evil corporations affect the wizarding world at last! Hermione and Severus to the rescue!
I'm so glad you've updated! 
I love the plot of this. I hope the next chapter comes quicker. I can't wait to see how Severus and Hermione team up to take on Flourish.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
I'll post soon, I promise. I have no excuse, really, since it's writtne up to chapter nine... Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
I'll post soon, I promise. I have no excuse, really, since it's writtne up to chapter nine... Thank you!
Interesting...can't wait to see what happens next! I'm sure his next visit to the bookstore should be quite entertaining. And how rude of that Mr. Florish...he's a right jerk! Update soon!~Jen
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
He is a jerk, isn't he? I assure you, he only gets worse. More soon, I promise.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
He is a jerk, isn't he? I assure you, he only gets worse. More soon, I promise.
Hmmm...I wonder what Florish wanted? I guess I'll find out later. Great chapter!~Jen
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Thank you!
Great job on this chapter!! I loved the obvious sexual tension between the two of them. I really loved Snape's suggestion at the end too. Wonderful job.~Jen
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Thank you! I love writing sexual tension--it's fun.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Thank you! I love writing sexual tension--it's fun.
Very nice start! I feel so bad for her that the Weasleys' all basically shunned her, well except for the twins (got love them). Great job!~Jen
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
The twins are sort of the only awesome Weasley's. Well, I guess Bill and Charlie are probably all right, and Arthur's funny, but still... Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
The twins are sort of the only awesome Weasley's. Well, I guess Bill and Charlie are probably all right, and Arthur's funny, but still... Thank you!
If only there was a sobering potion we could have had NAKED SNAPE! Thankfully I think Hermione has the right idea and she will approach him while sober. Wheeeeee 
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Never fear, Naked Snape will appear! It's all in the buildup. *evil chuckle*
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Never fear, Naked Snape will appear! It's all in the buildup. *evil chuckle*
Wow that was hot. I wonder if she will remember everything when she'll wake up. And if that the case what will be her reaction to her previous behaviour...
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Maybe...maybe not...evil snicker...You'll find out soon, I promise.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Maybe...maybe not...evil snicker...You'll find out soon, I promise.
“I am not in the habit of taking bushy-haired know-it-alls to my bed simply because of a drunken idea of theirs” ... “As a matter of fact, Miss Granger, I don’t sleep with women as drunk as yourself. It is so irritating when they slur as they are screaming my name.” Our Snape has clearly given her an invitation: "Call me when you're sober, Miss Granger."This is a great story, and it promises to be one to remember! Well done.Beth
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Thank you! It'll take a bit more than a booty call for Hermions to get her wizard, but the bigger they are, the harder they fall. There are so many innuendos in that statement. My god.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Thank you! It'll take a bit more than a booty call for Hermions to get her wizard, but the bigger they are, the harder they fall. There are so many innuendos in that statement. My god.
I like the tension between them, and his slow realization that she actually is interested. Well done.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Thank you! Sexual tension is fun.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Thank you! Sexual tension is fun.
I love this - it's a fantastic mix of romantic comedy with a little bit of angst mixed in! The dialogue in the Three Broomsticks is brilliant. Can't wait to read more :)
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Thank you very much! I have a lot of fun writing the dialogue for this pair. More soon!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Thank you very much! I have a lot of fun writing the dialogue for this pair. More soon!
Very intriguing beginning!
*off to read the next chapters*
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Thank you!
That is a wonderful pairing in the way you are writing it. Although Hermione needs to stop drinking herself into a stupor.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
She will. She learns quickly from her mistakes. Thank you--they are a wonderful pair to work with.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
She will. She learns quickly from her mistakes. Thank you--they are a wonderful pair to work with.
Ha, I do believe Flourish is underestimating the witch who made made the SNEAK in the DA. haha... I can't wait to see what happens next.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Silly corrupt man, underestimating witches like that... Thank you! More soon.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Silly corrupt man, underestimating witches like that... Thank you! More soon.
Oh ho... I'm sure Flourish was a major arse and cannot wait to see what he said. But more so, I can't wait for Hermione to take Snape's idea more to heart than she has already.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
To heart... or other associated organs... Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
To heart... or other associated organs... Thank you!
He may have just left a small opening for a repeat offer, if he's lucky!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
And Snape's always lucky...eventually. Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
And Snape's always lucky...eventually. Thank you!
Best drunken dialogue I've read so far. Awe, poor Hermione he should feel honored that she puts so much stock in his opinons and his dark sexy git-ish nature!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
The ironic bit is, I've never been drunk. A bit tipsy, but never drunk. So thank you very much! Yay for dark sexy git-ish natures!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
The ironic bit is, I've never been drunk. A bit tipsy, but never drunk. So thank you very much! Yay for dark sexy git-ish natures!
Wow, I'm soooo glad I finally decided to read this story!!! It's HOT and funny and your characterizations of them are somehow spot.on, yet more extreme. A really lovely story and I promise I'll keep reading if you'll keep updating!gab
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
I'm glad you decided to start reading it too! And I'm glad you like it. Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
I'm glad you decided to start reading it too! And I'm glad you like it. Thank you!
Damn Sam! I would have cried if that had happened to me. Seriously, Snape was such a prick! I hope she gets him back for that. Bastard! Grrr.
Good work , though!Livvy
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Oh, he'll get what's coming to him... heheh. But we wouldn't have him any other way. Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Oh, he'll get what's coming to him... heheh. But we wouldn't have him any other way. Thank you!
I'm really curious about what that guy has asked of our dear Miss Granger. And also curious about Severus' new advice to Hermione.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
More soon, I promise, to assuage your curiosity. Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
More soon, I promise, to assuage your curiosity. Thank you!
Schadenfreude, yes that is soooo Snape! Too bad he doesn't like it when other's take joy in his misfortune, but then again he is human like the rest of us. I wonder how long it will take before he can find his compassionate side, soon I hope.Thanks by-the-way, now the song from Avenue Q will be in my head for the rest of the day. (place singing emoticon here if there was one.)
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
It's... SCHADENFREUDE! Makin' the world a better place... makin' the world a better place... to beeeeeee! Randomly burst into song? Who, me? Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
It's... SCHADENFREUDE! Makin' the world a better place... makin' the world a better place... to beeeeeee! Randomly burst into song? Who, me? Thank you!
I love this story. I've been reading it over *whispers* at Ashwinder, but glad to see it here :)
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Thank you!
LOL, this could get interesh-ting!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
yesh, it well... wall... will! Thanksh!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
yesh, it well... wall... will! Thanksh!