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Potions Under Duress Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual
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Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual

1: In Which Severus Meets Someone Unexpected and Gets a New Book

2: Misdeed and Retribution

3: A Little Light Reading

4: Firewhisky in the Jar

5: Dawn of Men

6: Openings

7: As She Likes It

8: A Working Relationship

9: Errors and Trial

10: Dirty Rita

11: Repercussions

12: Just Desserts

Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual

tonksinger

219 Reviews   |   219 Ratings, 0 Likes, 211 Favorites )

Humor Romance General Potions Under Duress 35,901 Words 12 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape Original Character

He went into the bookstore looking for a good read, but found a bushy-haired ex-student. She opened the bookstore looking to heal her broken heart, but her old teacher reopens the wounds. And when Flourish and Blotts gets a new owner, business in Diagon Alley is about to get nasty.

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Chapters (12)

Chapter 1: In Which Severus Meets Someone Unexpected and Gets a New Book

Chapter 2: Misdeed and Retribution

Chapter 3: A Little Light Reading

Chapter 4: Firewhisky in the Jar

Chapter 5: Dawn of Men

Chapter 6: Openings

Chapter 7: As She Likes It

Chapter 8: A Working Relationship

Chapter 9: Errors and Trial

Chapter 10: Dirty Rita

Chapter 11: Repercussions

Chapter 12: Just Desserts


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Hiya. I'm tonksinger, mostly former author. I don't expect I'll be writing any more fanfiction, but I invite you to enjoy the stories posted here.

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Reviews for Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual

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0/10

sunny33

He can celebrate at my house any day...

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Tell me about it. 

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Tell me about it. 

0/10

alatariel leralonde

"Only Snape’s silky voice could make “celebrate” sound like “have a ten-hour orgy.”" - This is my new favorite fanfiction line EVER!!Great chapter, and I do hope the sentence above becomes a reality sometime in the *very* near future!

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Thank you. And soon, I promise. 

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Thank you. And soon, I promise. 

10/10

braye27

If he ever brought Hermione here, he would be sure to close the blinds. And maybe plant some fast-growing hedges....  If. All things considered, it wasn’t really much of an ‘if’. She fancied him, he fancied her, so what was the problem?Only Snape’s silky voice could make “celebrate” sound like “have a ten-hour orgy.” Exactly!!!  Now that's what I'm talkin' about.Lovely, lovely chapter, tonks.  I can't wait for the celebration!!!Beth

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Celebrate good times...C'mon!! Thanks!

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Celebrate good times...C'mon!! Thanks!

10/10

kizzy7

"Only Snape's silky voice could make 'celebrate' sound like 'have a ten-hour orgy.'" LOVE that line. And so true. *swoons* I'm thinking in OotP where Snape says "obviously..." Or later when he's telling Harry about Occlumency and unhinging minds. All I could think about was the Alan Rickman's voice is like an orgasm for the ears. Damn, hopefully he has more screen time in HBP. Am enjoying this story immensely. Entertaining, well-written, extremely Sexy!Snape, interesting plot, lemons. What more could a girl as for?!

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

If velvet had a voice, it would sound like Alan Rickman. Snape can drag me down to the dungeons and teach me Occlumency any day. 

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

If velvet had a voice, it would sound like Alan Rickman. Snape can drag me down to the dungeons and teach me Occlumency any day. 

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neelix

Ohhh this story has me hooked! I love your Severus.... he's so nasty and sexy all at the same time.

Why isn't there a Severus for all of us??

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

God, I wish there was a Severus for all of us... or, barring that, just for me. Thank you!

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

God, I wish there was a Severus for all of us... or, barring that, just for me. Thank you!

10/10

snitchette

I would say that for once i'm glad Rita write an article. clearly it helps them a great deal. I'll now wait very impatiently to see who will be the infortunate dragging back into the shop. An for the "ten hours orgy" of course. ;)

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Yeah. Poor Rita, she'll have a fit when she finds out.

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Yeah. Poor Rita, she'll have a fit when she finds out.

10/10

Nessa

Whoop!! About time!!Can't wait till they celebrate!!

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Naughty! First they try the spell. Butyeahmetoo!

Response from Nessa (Reviewer)

Keeping me hanging on! Now thats naughty!! haha

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Naughty! First they try the spell. Butyeahmetoo!

Response from Nessa (Reviewer)

Keeping me hanging on! Now thats naughty!! haha

10/10

Muggline

Now isn't it lovely... Once he has his mind made up, he doesn't waste much time, does he?

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

No, he doesn't. He's very determined, once he figures out what he's determined about.

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

No, he doesn't. He's very determined, once he figures out what he's determined about.

10/10

Persevero

Great story.  Is Severus slowly becoming a very little less of a bastard?  I'm not quite sure yet.  Or was he deluding himself that he was a bastard in the first place?

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

The bastardiness is wearing away a bit, yes. At least where Hermione is concerned; I'm sure Flourish has  a different opinion. Thank you!

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

The bastardiness is wearing away a bit, yes. At least where Hermione is concerned; I'm sure Flourish has  a different opinion. Thank you!

10/10

jade vert

I love the last sentence of this chapter. It so fitting to the mood of the story. Keep up the fantastic work!

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Thank you!

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Thank you!

0/10

sunny33

D'oh! Slow, isn't he?

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Not slow, just not always in tune with his emotions. Poor guy.

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Not slow, just not always in tune with his emotions. Poor guy.

10/10

severuslover

Yes!! They got the spell to work AND Severus realized his attraction to Hermione!! I can't wait for more! Great job...update again soon!~Jen

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Thanks! More soon, I promise.

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Thanks! More soon, I promise.

10/10

MollysSister

Are you posting from college? I should hop over to your LJ and see whats up with you!!!

 

Yeah Dobby! Way to help out! “This spell is Dark Magic, and yet you recommend it to me as easily as I would recommend shampoo to you!” I inhaled by apple when I read that line. It’s a dangerous chapter. I was hoping Snape would ask to be paid or thanked in sexual favors. Bummer. Sounds like Mr. Snape needs reading glasses! Tee hee

 

Great chapter Tonks girl!

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

You're definitely not the only one who was hoping that. Poor Hermione. Evil Snape. Thank you! *hugs*

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

You're definitely not the only one who was hoping that. Poor Hermione. Evil Snape. Thank you! *hugs*

10/10

BrenaMarie

Dude, I totally love this story.  I know I've told you before but seriously this is awesome.  I know its awful but I can't wait for more lemons!  Seriously theres awesome sexual tension between these two, especially the way you've written them!  Awesome job!  Cheers!  ~Brena

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

It's not awful o want lemons--I'm definitely guilty of it! But you'll have to wait a bit longer, I'm afraid. Thank you!

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

It's not awful o want lemons--I'm definitely guilty of it! But you'll have to wait a bit longer, I'm afraid. Thank you!

10/10

snitchette

"She had a feeling that reworking the spell was going to be a long, difficult process, but it was certainly going to be interesting." I hope it will also full of fun ... and lemons (*hope fervently*) *grin*Ps :I absolutely love when they verbially fight. It makes the more intmate scenes more passionate...

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Eventually. Oh, and they will fight. Oh, yes.

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Eventually. Oh, and they will fight. Oh, yes.

10/10

Nessa

The sexual tension is just great, i love what Severus says when he actually means something else Update soon xxx

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Thank you! I'll try.

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Thank you! I'll try.

10/10

HogwartsClassof91

Oh, brilliant!  I love this opening; what a fantastic job you do of catching us up and setting the scene for more.  Very nicely done!

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Thank you very much!

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Thank you very much!

10/10

braye27

It is evident that Hermione had been a sexually satisfying partner for Severus, enough so that he was planning to give her a couple of days to come to terms with her feelings about their liaison.And then he planned on returning to her shop on Wednesday to see if she would need more comforting.  Oh yes!  He's interested... very interested.And Hermione is interested, too.  The sex they had enjoyed had served to whet her appetite for more intimate knowledge of one Severus Snape, aka "Sex-on-Legs."  I loved Severus' little experiment to find out if Hermione still had an interest in him personally... specifically if she was still interested in having sex with him.  This project they have embarked on to alter the Retiiba Poss Poenic spell will be fun to follow, and I can't wait to get started!!!“It will be difficult,” he stated. “The incantation is very simple, which makes our job harder; there is very little material to work with, and the smallest alterations will have dramatic effects. We will have to experiment and test on ourselves--or, rather, on you, for I have no intention of risking myself for this--and it will take a copious amount of plain hard work.” The eyebrow quirked up in a silent question. I wonder what form Severus' experiment and test on Hermione will take?  There is the opportunity for unending good fun with the things Severus is liable to come up with!!!Great chapter!  I think my favorite line is when Snape keeps telling Hermione, "I'm ready when you are."  I love it!Beth

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Thank you! Writing sexual tension between these two is s much fun, as is Severus' sniping. 

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Thank you! Writing sexual tension between these two is s much fun, as is Severus' sniping. 

10/10

blue artemis

She's certainly right about the last bit, and he is having fun with this, isn't he?

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

He is. So am I.

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

He is. So am I.

0/10

sapphire_phoenix

This is great!  My favorite threesome is Serverus, Hermione, and Magic!  Everything has equal play here.  Can't wait for the next update.

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Really? My fave threesome is Severus, Hermione, and Lucius. Mmmmm... ; )

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Really? My fave threesome is Severus, Hermione, and Lucius. Mmmmm... ; )

10/10

severuslover

Interesting! I can't wait to read how their partnership turns out. I really liked his little seductive ploy at the beginning; it was both humorous and well-written. Can't wait for more...update again soon.~Jen

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Thank you and I will!

10/10

Muggline

Okay, so now we're in for the good stuff... I love it when Severus and Hermione are working together rather reluctantly, with all that sarcastic banter and tension in the air.

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Banter and tension--I mean, that's 75% of SSHG, and isn't it fun?

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Banter and tension--I mean, that's 75% of SSHG, and isn't it fun?

10/10

pookah

I like your spell.  I love it when fanfiction picks up the torch and continues inventing new magic stuff.  Thanks for this interesting tale.

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

I do too! It generally allows for such interesting plot lines. I like it when people add a bit to the canon world.

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

I do too! It generally allows for such interesting plot lines. I like it when people add a bit to the canon world.

10/10

pookah

Generally, if someone were crying in his vicinity, he was the cause rather than the cure.That's great!  I am really enjoying this story.  Thank you so much for writing it! 

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Thank you for reading and reviewing it!

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Thank you for reading and reviewing it!

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sunny33

"gaping at him like a Weasley staring at a Veela" ROFL!

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Thank you!

Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)

Thank you!

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