Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual
tonksinger219 Reviews | 7.17/10 (219 Ratings, 0 Likes, 211 Favorites )
He went into the bookstore looking for a good read, but found a bushy-haired ex-student. She opened the bookstore looking to heal her broken heart, but her old teacher reopens the wounds. And when Flourish and Blotts gets a new owner, business in Diagon Alley is about to get nasty.
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Hiya. I'm tonksinger, mostly former author. I don't expect I'll be writing any more fanfiction, but I invite you to enjoy the stories posted here.
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Was that an offer? lol! What an ass, but he's Severus and he's our ass, so we love him. Good thing Hermione doesn't take his shit!Good chapter.Livvy
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
We wouldn't hvae him any other way. Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
We wouldn't hvae him any other way. Thank you!
LOL! I want to see her hex him for once!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
He'll get his comeuppance... eventually. Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
He'll get his comeuppance... eventually. Thank you!
LOL! What a way to end the encounter between the two of them! Haha... can't wait for the next chapter.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Snape always seems to have the last word, doesn't he? Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Snape always seems to have the last word, doesn't he? Thank you!
well Snape....are you offering? LOL. Enjoying your story!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Thank you!
This was so much fun to read! I adore fanfic that gives us Severus' pov and you've written his character spot on. Thoroughly enjoyed this romp.
Hey tonksinger! Thank you so much for this wonderful story. I'm so glad you posted this final chapter and we got to see what happened to that douche bag Flourish. I loved all the smut here at the end too *snerk*. Thanks again for posting this very fun fic. Much Love ~ Brena
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Thank you, Brena! Your reviews have been lovely to read all along this fic.
Cute story, it made me giggle art times reading Snape's thoughts mostly, you write his snarky sarcasm very well lol. Thank you for sharing your story with us all.
Haha, in not sure either of these two will know what hit them! I love the way he thinks of her- her hand in the air so fast she's levitating lol. Well definitely have to see where this goes!!
I'm feeling a little sorry for Severus, after all the years he spent being used by Tom Riddle, & Dumbeldor {and from the text it seems his exspriences with other women have not been so good either}now, after giving his all to make sure she gets what she need, she get up grabs her clothes, and runs from the room. No wonder he leaves, and he is a meanie.The "Vandels" have no idea what they have started, going after Hermionne Granger, is like poking a sleeping grizzly bear with a stick.
oh yes! take that you misbegotten son of an offal licking jackal! that's what you get for messing with our hermione! great update. thanks so much
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Great insult! Should you see it in an upcoming fic, I will give you full credit.
dear tonksinger fanfic,while i very much enjoyed this installment of your story, what with the sexual tension and the catching of the bad guy, i sincerely hope that you do not intend to make us wait as long for an update this time, as the edge of my seat is becoming extremely uncomfortable.sincerely yours,
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Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Will do my best. Break is coming up for me, which will hopefully mean lots of time to write things other than the bloody essays I have assigned. *sends cushion for edge of seat* Just in case.
Not only did you not tell us Hermione's revenge but there is no nuddity! TONKSINGER you big tease! Post immediately! 
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
There is too nudity!"Hagrid sunbathing! Naked! Rubbing oil all over himself!"See?Okay, yes, love, I'm a tease.
Severus Snape: Taking What Ronald Weasley Left Behind OH that headline is just so awful! I hope they catch the bad guy quickly so the hot naked parts can start sooner than later.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
I have gone back to reread a bit so that I may fully appreciate the new chapter. That is a nice way of saying "its been so goddamn long since you updated I have no idea what the story is like" I remember being upset they didnt have celebration sex after they finished the spell. Maybe next time?
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
I have enjoyed reading your story. I think the plot is a lot of fun and the characters are well developed. Update soon!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Thank you! Will try!
"Severus had just done a wizard equivalent of checking the sliding pump on a shotgun." I can SO see that! :)
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
I must admit to stealing that line from Terry Pratchett's book "The last continent." It works so well.
Shotgun Severus, is an image that I will long hold dear.
Let the celebrations begin.
Great chapter. Just wondering if you're going to update soon
Response from tonksinger (Author of Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual)
Thank you. I'm going to try, but real life is getting in the way, and my muse has vanished. I'll try to wrap up the story soon so as not to leave you all hanging for ages.