Susan Bones
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Let Someone ELSE Tell You About the Birds and the Bees
by dracontia
6.55/10 (143 Ratings, 0 Likes, 101 Favorites )Do you mean to say that there might be issues with sex at a coeducational boarding school? (Gasp!) And someone might, just might, be upset enough to demand that the school start teaching where little wizards and witches come from? In response to the Sex Ed Challenge at Potter Place, the wildest parody I can devise that does not involve a Jarvey. AU--oh, so goofily AU!
44,756 Words, Started 07/17/2006, Completed 08/17/2006
Confessions of an Abused Hero
by YaoiMaster
6.21/10 (24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 26 Favorites )Harry is knocked into a coma and his diary is published. What dark secrets will be revealed? Evil!Dumbledore, Good!Slytherins
4,952 Words, Started 05/08/2007, Updated 05/30/2007
Double Standard
by jmlane57
8.47/10 (15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )A rebuttal to the story "Why Ginny Weasley Was Still A Virgin When She Married Harry Potter" by 'pettybureaucrat' I found on the Simply Undeniable site. In this story, Ginny is NOT so readily accepting of Harry's cheating on her during the Second Wizarding War upon his return home and lets him -- and the others involved -- know it in no uncertain terms. (I have written the story in such a manner because I firmly believe the original story and the situations therein are very OOC.)
17,822 Words, Started 04/25/2008, Updated 10/03/2009
A Secret Worth Keeping
5.27/10 (182 Ratings, 0 Likes, 168 Favorites )Hermione has left Hogwarts during her sixth year. Secrets and desperation brings her back.
36,104 Words, Started 09/09/2008, Updated 01/20/2009
Descending into Obscurity
by sbrande
6.49/10 (219 Ratings, 0 Likes, 174 Favorites )'I await your command, for I am yours to do with as you see fit.'
Winner of Action & Adventure Order of Merlin, Third Class in the Owl Awards 2009.
Lucius Malfoy, on orders from the Dark Lord, captures Hermione Granger to be held as his prisoner deep within the underground dungeons of his Manor. Can Harry and Ron carry on without the brains of their trio, or will Lord Voldemort prevail and take over the wizarding world?
118,959 Words, Started 08/22/2008, Completed 08/23/2013
Carpe Diem, Part One
5.08/10 (398 Ratings, 0 Likes, 234 Favorites )Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts for a year of postwar schooling. When, supposedly, all is well for the Know-It-All, events from the past emerge and drama ensues. And where is Severus Snape in all of this? Right smack in the middle, of course! Amidst the turmoil of early adulthood and unrequited feelings, will Severus and Hermione learn to "seize the day"?
AU after HBP, some facts from DH. Mild student-teacher romance. Rated M for later dream sequences, etc. Features some non-explicit HG/DM.
PLEASE read Author's Notes for disclaimers and necessary warnings throughout story.
69,257 Words, Started 11/25/2008, Completed 02/08/2010
Caramel
by corianderpie
6.74/10 (765 Ratings, 0 Likes, 384 Favorites )Is there such a thing as a harmless crush? Over the course of a year, two people experience the perils of wanting what they just can’t have.
117,093 Words, Started 04/27/2009, Completed 08/22/2010
The Enchanted Tower Room
by beaweasley2
6.23/10 (544 Ratings, 0 Likes, 296 Favorites )Teenage Severus Snape and Lily find a room in the castle with a partially hidden staircase that leads them up to a private room at the top of a tower that even the Marauders don't know about.
Then twenty years later, Hermione Granger finds the room. Suddenly she’s confronted by Severus Snape, who’s always considered tower room to be his own private little nook, finds herself not only under the rooms spell, but must now meet the conditions of the room with the one professor that has always been her biggest enigma.
147,708 Words, Started 11/25/2007, Completed 01/08/2010
Raven
7.71/10 (969 Ratings, 0 Likes, 308 Favorites )Having fled the Wizarding World Hermione comes face to face with her past.
116,713 Words, Started 03/11/2009, Completed 01/14/2010
The Banebrewer
9.9/10 (21 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )Wolfsbane Potion is illegal, but the illicit brewing continues. Ariadne Lupin can preserve the human mind of a werewolf, but can she reverse the mindset of a whole civilisation?
Part IV of “The Moon-Cursers”.
97,257 Words, Started 12/14/2009, Completed 01/12/2010
Dark Veela
by kittyperry
6.61/10 (432 Ratings, 0 Likes, 127 Favorites )Severus Snape lies dying in the Shrieking Shack when he sees a vision of his mother.
169,869 Words, Started 10/02/2009, Updated 02/23/2015
Damsels & Dragons
by Velvet Song
6.63/10 (56 Ratings, 0 Likes, 11 Favorites )Hermione is returning to Hogwarts to teach Potions, and finds something dark and mysterious in the forest.
18,010 Words, Started 08/27/2010, Updated 02/07/2011
A Kiss at Midnight
by linlawless
7.31/10 (16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )When their friends drag them to the Ministry's New Year's Eve ball, will Hermione and Severus find themselves together as the clock chimes twelve?
5,813 Words, Started 01/01/2011, Completed 01/01/2011
What Is This Thing Called Love?
by kittyperry
6.91/10 (261 Ratings, 0 Likes, 206 Favorites )Severus is reinstated as Headmaster and calls his first staff meeting.
75,397 Words, Started 10/17/2009, Completed 01/04/2011
Velvet Song's Damsels & Dragons
by MsTree
7.36/10 (102 Ratings, 0 Likes, 18 Favorites )Hermione returns to Hogwarts to teach Potions and finds something dark and mysterious in the forest. (This is a continuation of Velvet Song's original story archived here at TPP.)
27,716 Words, Started 01/30/2011, Completed 10/19/2011
Dumbledore's Hubris
by blue artemis
10.0/10 (2 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Voldemort wins. Hermione helps set up an underground to take Britain back.
9,112 Words, Started 04/19/2011, Completed 04/27/2011
Ars memoriae, or The Art of Memory
by ofankoma
6.4/10 (121 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )A decade after failing to rehabilitate her parents, Hermione returns home seeking assistance from an unlikely source. A tale of Pensieves and portraits, memory and the mind, forgiveness, hope, and love.
68,138 Words, Started 08/02/2011, Updated 03/23/2012
Consequences of Meddling with Time
by beaweasley2
7.25/10 (718 Ratings, 0 Likes, 174 Favorites )Variety Challenge first runner up. Hermione Granger is given a Time-Turner and instructions to use it. Only, using a Time-Turner can be a little tricky if not used correctly: a mistake made in counting or a slip of fingers can make the user jump irregularly and thus she could accidentally alter her time line. And when such an accident happens, Severus Snape uses Hermione’s Time-Turner in order to fix a horrific wrong. However, it’s his younger self that becomes the one who must ensure that history is not altered.
363,192 Words, Started 05/03/2009, Updated 12/17/2014
Veelantine Surprise
3.33/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )After sharing a New Year's Eve kiss with Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy begins a journey of self-discovery. Who knew a male Veela would suffer such trials and tribulations as he pursues his mate?
1,364 Words, Started 09/06/2013, Updated 09/06/2013