Humor

No, I Won't

by peppermint

Are you more disturbed that he'd think it, or disappointed that he won't do it?

282 Words,  Started 04/23/2010,  Completed 04/23/2010

Hot Chocolate

by Angel_Of_Potions

A one-shot about what happens to Hermione one eventful meal time.

342 Words,  Started 07/03/2006,  Completed 07/03/2006

Veggie!H/D Episode I: Eggplant Parmesan

by potteresque_ire

A shopping cart romance featuring Eggplant!Draco and Tomato!Harry. Recipes be damned – some love is just not meant to be. Entry for the yet-to-exist hd_vegemagus fest.

1,177 Words,  Started 06/15/2008,  Completed 06/15/2008

Fuzzy Duck

by rosewood

An unfortunate Hufflepuff student finds himself the victim of circumstance.

770 Words,  Started 01/24/2010,  Completed 01/24/2010

Problems with Puffskeins

by blue artemis

There is an infestation in the castle.

645 Words,  Started 05/23/2010,  Completed 05/23/2010

Seeing His Way Clear

by dracontia

Hugo intervenes. Set in the ‘Al and Scorp Show’ universe, circa fifth year—fits both the Gen and Slash story arcs.

660 Words,  Started 09/07/2008,  Completed 09/07/2008

Insanity's Insights

by smurfgirlz

Gilderoy Lockhart has a new roommate at St. Mungo's: Lucius Malfoy, freshly released from Azkaban, and as much loony tunes as dear Gilderoy is, not to mention having as much charm and ego.

2,227 Words,  Started 10/24/2009,  Completed 10/24/2009

His Favorite Fruit

by kittylefish

Remus sometimes likes to take compatibility quizzes in Muggle magazines. This was originally written for the 'fruit' challenge at the snupin_100 LiveJournal community.

49 Words,  Started 05/20/2010,  Completed 05/20/2010

Grilled Mushrooms

by chivalric

It’s all about cheese, mushrooms, and an unexpected kiss.

2,261 Words,  Started 07/03/2009,  Completed 07/03/2009

Wicked Fun

by LivingTheDream

Severus finds himself increasingly distracted by a pleasant red head.

5,635 Words,  Started 10/20/2011,  Updated 12/29/2011

Checkmate

by reader76

During their fifth year, Ron irritates Hermione by ogling another girl while she's trying to talk to him. To make matters worse, he insults her in the process. She decides to prove him wrong. George is just in the right place at the right time and benefits happily from the situation.

697 Words,  Started 08/30/2012,  Completed 08/30/2012

Guess Who, Valentine!

by Southern_Witch_69

Three people receive Valentine?s Day cards. Can you guess who the cards are from? Just a bit of silly fun.

963 Words,  Started 02/15/2007,  Completed 02/15/2007

A Surprise for Hermione

by lilbitbord

Hermione comes home from a long day at work. Her husband Charlie is waiting for her with a surprise he brought back from Romania. Complete, one shot. There is some light BDSM, and the characters are a little Non Canon.

2,327 Words,  Started 04/11/2007,  Completed 04/11/2007

Written in the Sky

by veradee

Sybill Trelawney knows something about Severus Snape.

775 Words,  Started 06/08/2008,  Completed 06/08/2008

Xenial, After a Fashion

by dracontia

He isn’t used to having welcome houseguests. But he’s adapting. Episode 7 of The Al & Scorp Show.

1,791 Words,  Started 09/02/2008,  Completed 09/02/2008

Holding a Candle in Comparison

by DawnEB

In this I make no attempt to resolve the events of HBP whatsoever. I simply offer you this failed attempt to write a little smut.

1,982 Words,  Started 02/08/2006,  Completed 02/08/2006

Snippets of Life

by Juli_Min

This is a collection of 100-word drabbles, dedicated to the relationship of Severus and Hermione.

You shouldn?t be drinking or eating while you read this. Laughter can cause food/drink to go down the wrong pipe.

Read at your own risk!

715 Words,  Started 08/05/2006,  Completed 08/05/2006

Discovering True Lurve—er—Love

by Mugglegirl0908

This is a response to the Makeover Ho!Mione Challenge from Potter Place. It is a VERY A/U parody of bad!fic and bad!sex in the SS/HG fandom. Enjoy! :-D

3,475 Words,  Started 08/29/2005,  Completed 08/29/2005

Going out with a bang

by DawnEB

The traditional last night party at the end
of the year for the outgoing 7th years...
Originally written for the 1st HCR Fic Challenge Pre HBP, so is now noncomplient/AU.

1,051 Words,  Started 09/21/2005,  Completed 09/21/2005

Socks

by HermioneWeasley1972

Dumbledore gets his Christmas wish granted.

467 Words,  Started 05/09/2007,  Completed 05/09/2007

Finding Out the Truth

by riverwitch8616

One hundred words on different reactions to discovering Hermione and Severus together. (Drabble series inspired by grangersnape100's challenges)

342 Words,  Started 07/12/2013,  Completed 07/12/2013

Draco Unwrapped

by idreamofdraco

A bit of Christmas dancing puts Draco in a bah humbug mood, until Ginny Weasley sheds some light on the world that he has been missing out on. Perhaps Draco has kept himself wrapped up for too long.

Written for cherryredxx in the DG Forum's 2012 Holiday Gift-fic Exchange.

3,273 Words,  Started 07/13/2013,  Completed 07/13/2013

Press Attention

by peskipiksi

Sirius and Lockhart both find themselves in the papers. Two short drabbles from prompts on the Amazon HP forums.

168 Words,  Started 02/10/2012,  Completed 02/10/2012

The Severus sung to Michael Jackson's Thriller.

by JustJeanette

Summary: It would seem I really have a death wish. For your consideration I give you “The Severus”, a filking of Michael Jackson’s classic: Thriller. As always, I don't own Harry Potter or the song " Thriller " by Michael Jackson but I am a strange individual and this is the result. Nor do I get paid as a song writer and I’m sure you can understand why...

450 Words,  Started 06/27/2007,  Completed 06/27/2007

Cocktail

by Titania Snape

It's just sick. This is my answer to Severus_is_good_dammit's "Smarmy Lounge Singer" challenge at Potter Place. The warnings are for what you might want to do to yourself, rather than what the characters do.

827 Words,  Started 01/21/2006,  Updated 01/21/2006