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Cross Words
by sunny33
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Why does Remus Lupin insist on doing the crossword when he doesn't know the answers?
409 Words, Started 03/05/2011, Completed 03/05/2011
Hook, Line and Sink Her
by LaiksMarei
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 25 Favorites )Double talk leads to double pleasure for a certain Potions Master.
3,401 Words, Started 08/03/2007, Completed 08/03/2007
Bathroom... Tower... Eternity.
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )A bit of idle gossip can have long-lasting consequences...
1,403 Words, Started 06/22/2011, Completed 06/22/2011
Mediwizardry
by amsev
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 26 Favorites )Hermione and Severus begin to notice each other in a more interesting manner one evening when Severus returns from a painful visit to the Dark Lord. Written for the SS/HG Summer 2007 Gift Exchange as a gift for karasu_hime. Not HBP compliant.
4,523 Words, Started 07/16/2007, Completed 07/16/2007
Healer, Healer
by Losille
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 20 Favorites )Written for the Summer 2007 SSHG_ Exchange. As newly-appointed superintendent of St. Mungo’s, Healer Hermione Granger’s first task is to staff a new department—the Department for Research of Innovative Potions. Insanity ensues. Written for the Summer 2007 SSHG_ Exchange.
7,487 Words, Started 07/12/2007, Completed 07/12/2007
Words & Wool
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Hermione reminisces about what brought her and Severus
together: botched knitting, a few insults, and an unexpected helping hand.
11,868 Words, Started 08/19/2016, Completed 08/21/2016
Hogwarts Owls
by HogwartsDuo
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Minerva McGonagall never had trouble sending Hogwarts letters to her students ... until Harry James Potter turned 11 years old!
8,699 Words, Started 09/09/2011, Completed 09/09/2011
All Sycophants (or, how to get ahead if your head isn’t the best) sung to ‘All Star’ by Smash Mouth
by dracontia
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Summary: There is no excuse for this filk. Except that the song got stuck in my head and Crabbe and Goyle decided to wander by just then.
399 Words, Started 07/01/2007, Completed 07/01/2007
Snape – Yes, Snape – Has a Mighty Fine Wand
by ubiquirk
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Severus is harassed by Ollivander, but this may prove beneficial after all when Harry overhears. Written as a Closing Game Drabble for the 2007 Snarry Games to the prompt: Ollivander's, post war, humor. Warning: Crack!Ollivander.
941 Words, Started 06/15/2007, Completed 06/15/2007
Some Truths Aren't Worth Knowing
by Marti
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 18 Favorites )What's Severus to do when Harry asks some questions?
599 Words, Started 06/09/2007, Completed 06/09/2007
Some LINKiness or Appreciation
by shalimar1981
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )What happens when two couples (am using the word "couple" freely here) want to make out in the same room. Otherwise known as the written homage to THE LINK as it is known on P_P chat, aka an article pertaining to the other side of Dan... as revealed by his first foray into stage acting. Enjoy. Lol
651 Words, Started 02/28/2007, Completed 02/28/2007
Memoirs of a Seventh-Year Slytherin
by Fawkes_07
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )This lightweight tale, a bit of Mary-Sue bashing with some Discworld flavor, reveals a little known secret about Severus Snape.
2,283 Words, Started 02/19/2007, Completed 02/19/2007
Fred and George Save A Friend
by beaweasley2
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 11 Favorites )It is well known that Fred and George are pranksters and practical jokers. However, when a pretty girl they knew from school shows up with a dark secret and a load of trouble, these two know just what to do and how to handle it.
25,868 Words, Started 11/23/2006, Completed 04/15/2007
A Hogwarts Thanksgiving
by DawnEB
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Drabble. Combine 'The Owl and the Pussycat', Doomspark's 'Catspaws' and suggestions that they might celebrate an American Muggle holiday at Hogwarts in the sleep-deprived mind of a Brit, and this is what you get.
110 Words, Started 11/19/2006, Completed 11/19/2006
The Diary of Severus Snape
by peskipiksi
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Professor Snape does not have a happy Christmas.
421 Words, Started 01/01/2012, Completed 01/01/2012
The Snarkier He Gets, The More It Means He Cares!
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )Hermione has a secret obsession. Just what is it about Severus Snape that turns her on? A rhyming parody of several common fanfiction assumptions.
219 Words, Started 10/03/2006, Completed 10/03/2006
A Change of Plans
by Squibstress
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )A frustrated witch, a lonely wizard, a chance meeting in the staff bath— a story about how these small events change the lives of Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape and alter the course of the Wizarding War.
10,534 Words, Started 01/10/2012, Completed 01/10/2012
A Collection of Drabbles about Severus Snape
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )A collection of 100-word vignettes about the Potions master and various other people in Potterverse.
572 Words, Started 09/04/2006, Completed 09/04/2006
A Valentine’s Day Surprise
by herbologist
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )With Valentine’s Day coming up, many of you are probably dreaming of a date with a certain Potions master. But before you send off that card, be careful what you wish for... A short piece in rhymes.
728 Words, Started 02/04/2012, Completed 02/04/2012
Pounding Vegas
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Hermione wanted to wait until marriage
189 Words, Started 02/06/2012, Completed 02/06/2012
Santa Gets Tipsy
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )Santa has a wee bit too much to drink one night and chaos ensues. Ho-ho-whoa... it's a yuletide riot.
490 Words, Started 08/28/2006, Completed 08/28/2006
Equals Attract
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )None of us could fail to notice that Dolores Umbridge's arrival at Hogwarts was a dream come true for Argus Filch. Maybe in more ways than you first thought...
898 Words, Started 03/06/2012, Completed 03/06/2012
Lavender and Associates
by littleone17
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )Lucius Malfoy has hired Hermione Granger, of Lavender and Associates Interior Design, to remodel Spinner's End as a surprise to Severus Snape upon his release from Azkaban. However, things don’t go quite as Lucius had planned. DH-compliant, except that Severus survived.
4,515 Words, Started 03/09/2012, Completed 03/09/2012
Moonlight and Shadow
by TeaOli
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )His love was like moonlight and shadow.
286 Words, Started 03/11/2012, Completed 03/11/2012