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Mistress of Sick

8 Reviews   |   8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Humor Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 898 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Argus Filch Dolores Jane Umbridge

None of us could fail to notice that Dolores Umbridge's arrival at Hogwarts was a dream come true for Argus Filch. Maybe in more ways than you first thought...

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Chapter 1: Equals Attract


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Member Since 2010  |  4 Stories  |  Favorited by 2  |  8 Reviews Written  |  27 Review Responses

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phoenix

Oh my. Who would have thought Argus had a foot fetish? Creepy yet well done.

Just an FYI, but I think your separator under the note is too long and messes up the word wrap. You might want to shorten it.

9/10

wiccakitty

 a filthy Filch feet fetish fanfiction fest. awesome. :O)

Response from Mistress of Sick (Author of Equals Attract)

Haha! Ladies and gentlemen, we have an alternative title! :D

10/10

HBAR

Well, I for one like them together because it means that they are not out putting the moves on innocent people :)  Actually, I was prepared to be totally squicked, but nothing was too graphic, so I survived.  It is possible that he just gave her a long foot massage and then left, right?  Right?  Oh, dear ...

Response from Mistress of Sick (Author of Equals Attract)

Well, that is a nice thought! You never know what those two could be up to when they are alone. All I know is that they deserve each other! 

0/10

PDamian

Wanna read something really sick? I didn't think that was gross at all. I thought it was rather sweet. There's someone for everyone. (Feel free to retch, but it's true ...)

Response from Mistress of Sick (Author of Equals Attract)

I'm always up for reading sick things, so hit me! :D glad you liked it even though I never intended it to be sweet. It's interesting to see how people react to it! 

0/10

sunny33

Um... I'm speechless.  Who knew?  :D

Response from Mistress of Sick (Author of Equals Attract)

I was speechless myself for a while so no worries! Hope you liked it :) 

0/10

morgaine_dulac

YOU, lassie, are one sick puppy! (Yes, that's a compliment.)

Response from Mistress of Sick (Author of Equals Attract)

Thank you, kind lady! I always aim for the compliments.

10/10

mick42

I was so squinked by the pairing, that it took me a week to make myself read it. It turned out to be quite sensual, {if you can ignore who is involved}.

10/10

Bettina

Uh, that was.. gross. So sweetly written, but, uh, THOSE two? A tryst initiated by a leisure chat over manacles.. how fitting. A very nice read that gave me goosebumbs. I haven't yet checked other physical reactions--possibly my toenails curled upwards, too (a German saying). Thanks for sharing!  

Response from Mistress of Sick (Author of Equals Attract)

Those two, I know, I need help  I hope your toenails uncurl soon, I could send Filch to kiss them for you! Thanks for reading!

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