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Makeover Ho!Mione Challenge Discovering True Lurve—er—Love
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Discovering True Lurve—er—Love

1: One-shot

Discovering True Lurve—er—Love

Mugglegirl0908

7 Reviews   |   7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

Humor Romance Alternate Universe Makeover Ho!Mione Challenge 3,475 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

This is a response to the Makeover Ho!Mione Challenge from Potter Place. It is a VERY A/U parody of bad!fic and bad!sex in the SS/HG fandom. Enjoy! :-D

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Chapter 1: One-shot


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Mugglegirl0908

Member Since 2005  |  4 Stories  |  Favorited by 5  |  12 Reviews Written  |  18 Review Responses

Hello! I am 24 years old and a recent college graduate. I have a couple one-shots posted here and on my LJ. I don't write all that often, but I read a lot. :)

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8/10

Silver89

very nice idea but I've got to say, I wish you had Snape hold out more and had Hermione seduce him more

10/10

Bambu

I laughed so hard when I read this I had to wipe the tears so I could still see the screen. You've captured the 'isms' of the genre beautifully. The twenty minute orgasm was fabulous (you can always tell an author who is less experienced by their erotica), and honestly my favorite part... except for the superbe parantheticals (OMG did u see that? I used parentheses... too cool).

Response from Mugglegirl0908 (Author of Discovering True Lurve—er—Love)

LOL! You're too funny! I'm glad it amused you, and I hope your screen wasn't ruined by any "spewage." ;)


Thanks so much for reading and reviewing! :D

10/10

notsosaintly

3 minutes later? Mwahahaha! Well, he WAS her first, so she wouldn't know any better, would she. Typical man. *stomps petulantly*
I love these Ho!Mione stories. Whoever came up with the challenge *wink wink* is a GENYUS!1 (squee!!!) *clears throat* And, genius, I really appreciate the slight modification to the rules. :) You've made the Petulant Poetess happy.

Response from Mugglegirl0908 (Author of Discovering True Lurve—er—Love)

LOL! I just had to do the three minutes thing. And I'm guessing she probably wouldn't know the difference. ;)


Teehee. Thanks. I am glad to have made you happy. :D Thanks for reading and reviewing, NSS!

10/10

broomclosetravenclaw

I am so glad I decided to have a quick read. LMAO! Favorite lines: "a hot piece of pumpkin pasty," "This is just how things are done. No one knows why, but it is what it is," "3 minutes later..." I'd say 3 minutes well spent *giggle*

Response from Mugglegirl0908 (Author of Discovering True Lurve—er—Love)

ROTFL! Those were some of my fave lines, too! I also liked the delusional line and the manmeat line myself! ;)


Glad you enjoyed and thank you for reading and reviewing! :D

10/10

Aysha

omg that was hilarious!!
i'm still laughing at the Evanescence bit. Seriously, this was really funny, and what a creative challenge!

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

ROFLMAO  Tamara

0/10

EverMystique

ROTFLMAO! 3 minutes later? Good lord. Poor Hermy. LOL.

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