Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley
fizzabella85 Reviews | 6.33/10 (85 Ratings, 0 Likes, 110 Favorites )
A Marriage Law Challenge with a twist. Hermione Granger is really a pure-blood witch, and Severus Snape has the unenviable task of choosing between the Insufferable Know-It-All and two other bachelorettes.
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fizzabella
Member Since 2007 | 10 Stories | Favorited by 47 | 267 Reviews Written | 467 Review Responses
I'm Lynnette. I'm a wife, stay at home mother of 9, with 5 daughters and 2 sons still at home. I have two grandsonz and one granddaughter:)
I LOVE to read, I LOVE to write, and am thrilled to be published here on The Petulant Poetess. I love the Harry Potter books because of my kids, and hope to get good enough to become an accredited beta reader at some point:)
Reviews for Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley
Well knock me down with a bludger and call me Gilderoy - I never saw that coming!Thank heavens Hermione got an inheritance and biological parents, for a moment there I thought she had married Sirius, somehow.Can't wait to see how Severus escapes from Umbridges evil clutches.
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
I think you are going to enjoy this:) I hope you have as much fun reading it as I did writing it:)Thanks, also, for taking the time to review:) It makes my day to know that my story is making someone smile:)Warm regards,Fizzabella
What a lovely new twist on the MLC. Poor Sev, looks like Umbitch has the hots for him. Hope Hermione can rescue him!!!
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
Poor Severus, indeed:) I hope you like the way the story is going to unfold:)Thank you for taking the time to review, also:)Warm regards,Fizzabella
Run, now, Severus! A most entertaining start.
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
I think he is too shocked to run:) What he doesn't realize is that the light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming Hogwarts Express:)Thank you for the review:)Warm regards,Fizzabella
Thank heavens for the heritage potion! At first I thought she was married to Sirius (icky). I like this wealthy Hermione of yours. I cannot wait who she is "matched" up with...I had to quick check the story is in the Potions Under Duress category. Whew!
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
Hi
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
:) Sirius is dead, and much as I mourn for Harry, he can stay dead, as far as I am concerned:) Besides, she can't marry her uncle:)Thank you for the review:) There are more hyjinks in store:)Warm regards,Fizzabella
What a great start. I would love to see Lucius' face when he has to tell everyone that Hermione is his niece. How very hard that must be. Nice Job!
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
Thank you so much for the compliments and the review:) Imagining Lucius's face and comments was one of the really fun parts of writing this:)Warm Regards,Fizzabella
I love it! I can just see Hermione floating around in the foofy pureblood dresses and shoving it up Malfoy's nose. Poor Sev. - attacked by Umbridge - nothing ever goes well for that man does it? Well except for falling in love/shagging Hermione of course. Keep up the good work. 
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
I wouldn't be able to resist the temptation, either:) He certainly didn't see THIS one coming:)Thank you for the compliment, and the review, it's so nice of you to take the time:)Warm regards,Fizzabella
A great start to a story and a really neat twist to the MLC!!!! Can't wait for more!!gab
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
thank you very much:) This idea has been floating around in my head for months and one day it just sort of spilled out on the screen:) Glad you're enjoying it, and thank you for taking the time to review:) Much appreciated:)Warm regards,Fizzabella
I love the beginning. It sounds very great. Hope for more soon.
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
Thank you so much, I'm glad you are enjoying the story:) It is complete, so I hope it won't take long to post:)I appreciate your taking the time to review, that's so kind of you:)Warm regards,Fizzabella
What a wonderful start. I can't wait to see what's going to happen. And Umbridge? Oh dear.
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
I'm really enjoying everyone's responses to Umbridge:) She really is a memorable character and I had a lot of fun trying to imagine her reactions to the situations in the story:)Thank you for the review and I hope you will enjoy the rest of the story,Warm regards,Fizzabella
screaming with laughter at the thought of Umbridge writing to Severus like a schoolgirl with a crush. Ergh! Excellent start to a story. I hope the rest will be equally ammusing, Thanks.
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
I'm so glad you're enjoying this:) I had a blast writing it:)Thanks for reviewing:)warm regards,Fizzabella
This looks like a very promising start to what will probably be a very amusing situation! More soon, please!
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
Thank you so much:0 the story is finished except for last minute tweaks, and I hope you will enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it:)Warm regards,Fizzabella
Poor Severus! (to be hunted by the pink frog-like menace) *shudders*Not like it's much of a surprize as to which one he'd prefer. 
Wonder who (guessing at least one Weasley) he'll have to dissuade Hermione from choosing... 
Looking forward to the next! 
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
Pink frogs sound a lot cuter than Umbridge will ever be:) And no, there won't be any Weasleys in this except by name. They are pure-bloods and Hermione can't marry a pure-blood. Thank you for the review and I hope you enjoy the story:)Warm regards,Fizzabella
Response from aura (Reviewer)
Had an odd image pop in my head of Colin Creevy chasing her around with an engagement ring and his camera to 'capture her reaction'... not that that would happen in this fic... right?
I'm guessing Hermione is a better choice than Dolores.
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
I certainly think so. Snape hasn't faced his choices yet:)Thank you for the review and I hope you enjoy the rest of the story:)Warm regards,Fizzabella
I couldn't bear the thought of Severus wasted on Umbridge! Ugh!!!!
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
We thought the Dark Lord was scary?Thank you for reviewing the story, I hope you enjoy the rest of it as it gets posted:)Warm regards,Fizzabella
Oh yes, I think I will enjoy this:-)) Lovely first chapter, you make a brilliant, and humourous, twist to a well known plot:-)(And if Severus needs more than a few secconds of time to think about who to chose when his selection is Umbrigde, Skeeter and Hermione, he is not the smart man I think him to be;-))
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
I think you will enjoy his reasoning processes as the story progresses:) Glad you're enjoying it and thank you for the review:)Warm regards,Fizzabella
I can't give you my favourite line, there were so many hilarious one-liners in that. Keep it up, it's fantastic! :)
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
I'm so glad you enjoyed it:) It was a hoot to write:)And thank you for reviewing:)Warmest regards,Fizzabella
rotflmao...Umbridge and Snape...sitting in a tree...Honestly, how do you expect him to keep his breakfast down?! ;)Can't wait to read more of this one
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
So glad you are enjoying the story:)Warm regards,Fizzabella
OH, my goodness! So far so great. I can't wait for the next chapter -- this is gonna be FUN!!!Beth
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
I hope you have as much fun reading it as I did writing it:)Thank you for the review:)Warmest regards,Fizzabella
LOL! Thank you for this highly amusing story! Would you allow a translation?
Lol, thank you so much for this wonderful and really funny story! One of the best I ever read!
Author's Response: I am so glad you enjoyed It! I had a lot of fun writing it:)
"...its all going to end in tears...." Hah! Severus does sound a little like Marvin here, doesn't he? Very funny.
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
So glad you enjoyed it:) and yes I was thinking of Marvin when I wrote it:)Warm regards,Fizzabella
That's awesome!I was laughing nearly the whole way through.Is there to be more?Really enjoyed it (:5 stars
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
I'm so glad you enjoyed it but no, I don't plan to add any more to this one:)Warm regards,Fizzabella
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
I'm so glad you enjoyed it but no, I don't plan to add any more to this one:)Warm regards,Fizzabella
Mawhahahah! Poor Rita is still a beetle huh? Well she deserves it.
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
LOL:) What would happen if she got snorked up by a hawk or something? What eats beetles?:)I'm so evil:)Thank you for the review:)Warm regards,Fizzabella {{hugs}}
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
LOL:) What would happen if she got snorked up by a hawk or something? What eats beetles?:)I'm so evil:)Thank you for the review:)Warm regards,Fizzabella {{hugs}}
I want a cookie for every time Snape says "dash" its such a gentlmanly way to curse isnt it?
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
LOL, it's one of my favorite g-rated curses:) I can imagine it being said in Alan Rickman's rich, sonorous voice and I shiver:)Thanks,
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
:)Fizzabella {{hugs}}
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
LOL, it's one of my favorite g-rated curses:) I can imagine it being said in Alan Rickman's rich, sonorous voice and I shiver:)Thanks,
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
:)Fizzabella {{hugs}}
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
Thank you for rating the story:) I hope you enjoy it:)Warm regards,Fizzabella
Response from courtneyrochelle (Reviewer)
I loved it! especially Severus' choices. I was laughing through the entire thing. I'd have written a review when i finished it, but was running late for work (somebody distracted me... *accusing look at author*). Keep up the awesome writing!
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
I had a blast writing it, I am so glad it made you laugh:)Thanks again,Warm regards,Fizzabella
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
Thank you for rating the story:) I hope you enjoy it:)Warm regards,Fizzabella
Response from courtneyrochelle (Reviewer)
I loved it! especially Severus' choices. I was laughing through the entire thing. I'd have written a review when i finished it, but was running late for work (somebody distracted me... *accusing look at author*). Keep up the awesome writing!
Response from fizzabella (Author of Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley)
I had a blast writing it, I am so glad it made you laugh:)Thanks again,Warm regards,Fizzabella