Letter 39: J. Alfred Prufrock to Severus Snape, 28th November 2000
Chapter 39 of 42
Lady StrangePrufrock writes to Severus. Another journal article by Hermione awaits our truculent academic.
A/N: For simplicity's sake, titles of books, journals etc are underlined and emphases are italicised. In reviving the old tradition of epistolary novels, I understand the plot may be a little slow, laborious and difficult to follow. Some might consider it AU and a little OOC.
In order not to weary the reader's patience, a number of letters from the series of correspondences have been suppressed; those only have been given which appeared necessary to a complete understanding of the events in this group. For the same reason, some letters from the actors in the events of this drama have also been suppressed.
Some readers have been asking me how Snape knew to decipher the first message within the journal article in letter 35.
The answer to this is explicitly stated in letter 36 (the letter, not the journal article), where Severus writes to Prufrock, "There is another layer of meaning in the text. I curse myself for teaching her esoteric reading in exoteric writing!" This means that Severus as Jigger taught Hermione how to do this sort of thing 'this sort of thing' being messages within messages. This is the basic tenet of exoteric reading in esoteric writing. It's something that the school of political philosophy I belong to tries to imbue in its student. Therefore, the underlying assumption which is implied but not stated is that Jigger and Hermione have been communicating occasionally in this manner through their letters during her duration as his student at York. It is for this reason that I suppressed their correspondence in the York years.
Letter 36 continues, "I am pleased that I have taught her well that meaning is not easily discerned." This implies that Severus (as Jigger) had taught Hermione more than one way of exoteric reading in esoteric writing; he also taught her esoteric writing in exoteric composition.
Finally, letter 36 says, "I, too, am capable of engaging in this battle of wits." Naturally, he taught it to her...He should know.
Now that that has been cleared up, on with the next letter and article...
Proestigium or What the Seasons may Bring
Letter 39: J. Alfred Prufrock to Severus Snape, 28th November 2000
J. Alfred Prufrock
15 Windswept Terrace
Hetty's Fields
Leeds, West Yorkshire
United Kingdom
28th November 2000
Philosophical Alchemical Theory wants Jigger to be its new editor, apprise me of your decision so that the changes will be effected in the next edition.
Haven't you made it clear to Miss Granger yet? By Merlin's beard! Do something about it, please! I am not an intermediary who will intercede on her behalf. The sooner you tell her yourself exactly what your intentions are, the sooner normalcy will return to our lives. Albus does not approve of your present course of actions and neither do I. Where is the disagreeable Severus Snape that I know? Where is he who will silence any woman's words with a contemptuous scowl and a sharp flick of the wrist?
Attached is a copy of Miss Granger's review of your article in Midlands Journal of Alchemical Studies. Please reply to her epistles and tell her your sentiments, for all our sakes.
Regards,
Prufrock
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Midlands Journal of Alchemical Studies, Vol. 397, No. 11.
Review of Arsenius Jigger's Theoretical Alchemy: A Study in the Properties of Yew in Midlands Journal of Alchemical Studies, Vol. 397, No. 10.
By Hermione Granger
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Yew bark's usage in potions has long been restricted to the treatment of chronic sciatica and joint pains. On this score, Jigger is foremost in the field. Unusually though, Theoretical Alchemy presents no findings on any new features of yew. However, this does not detract from his purpose of speculating on yew's other probable uses in potions. As scholars familiar with Jigger's research will know, he has already contributed greatly to the study of yew by establishing nine uses for its bark and six uses for its sap. Virtually everything that we know of its use, outside of wand making, was expounded in the many potions created by Jigger. Even so, his theoretical speculations require further qualification. As a hypothetical form, pure extract of yew is a difficult possibility to grasp. Landau's 8 pillar study on yew in 1987 states that yew has too many complex composites to impart a definitive essence per se. Research into the matter yields the same findings as Landau. Epistemologically, it is theoretically possible to obtain pure essence from any plant. As an actual abstract, however, yew extract is an impossibility given the different structure and uses of its bark, sap, leaves and so on. Despite this, the theoretical implications of pure yew extract open many exciting doors in the study of pain killers. Yielding to his trenchant argument then, I anxious wait, with the rest of the Potions community, to see when Jigger will succeed in his ratification of yew extract. Concurrent to this hypothesis, is the novel theory that ground yew bark could be mixed with belladonna to produce a remedy to relieve chronic migraines. On this note, Jigger is rightly cautious as the potion is meant to hailed rather than ingested. Reconstructing the tradition uses of yew in new potions, Jigger proves why he is the top of the field. Rarely have we seen the simple re-sequencing of ingredients addition applied to the uses that Jigger mentions. Until recently, it was assumed that the usage of yew dispelled the need to follow any strict order of the ingredients in the potion. Putting this belief down, Jigger proves that rearranging then order of yew potions engenders multiple variants that could be used for other purposes. Therefore, it evinces the fact that potions using yew as one of its ingredients are more volatile than others.
Environment, too, as Jigger points out, can be seen to win out over the inaccuracies of sequencing potions ingredients. Day is most suited to brewing yew potions that aid in the symptoms that only afflict the patient at night. Maletropha and other such yew potions used for alleviating eye strain and headaches are best brewed at night. Yet, Jigger does not claim that the conditions must be tightly controlled. Mayhaps, he feels that it is already implied in his words. I feel that he should have stated the matter explicitly so as not to give rise to more confusion. Noting this environmental influence on yew, Jigger goes on to propose that collecting yew at different times of the day would also yield different effects in the potions. Doubtlessly, this fits perfectly with his theory that nothing must be left to chances in the brewing of the perfect potion. Many may regard these efforts as stultifying the simplistic art of yew potions. Addressing this directly, Jigger says, "The objective of this study is not to provide a treatise on the educational method of brewing yew potions in any practical or positive sense; rather it constitutes a radical critique of what contemporary yew potions studies have become." Reconstituting it so that it resembles a table of virtues, Jigger explains that the using yew in its most natural state (in the form of the pure extract) would hold it as the common unvarying element in the potion. Reasoning that yew extract is a delicate potential that must be nurtured if it is to flourish, he shows how careful isolation of yew will preserve its shelf life. Yew, then, is one of the most versatile ingredients available to alchemy. Moreover, its ability to savour the other ingredients in which it is stewed enhances its dual abilities as catalyst and character ingredient. Extending the possibilities of yew, then, would be of great use to all practitioners of our craft.
Footnotes
Proestigium is Latin for illusion. Ironically, the English word Prestige derives from it.
If you extract the first letter of each of the review's sentences (notice that I stress sentences, not every capital alphabet), they read, "YOU HAVE ALREADY CORRUPTED MY MIND. MARRY ME"
Readers have been asking me why HG and SS are communicating through journal articles rather than letters. The answer is simple SS refuses to reply to HG's letters, instead he chooses to reply to her in kind through journal articles. Why journal articles? She started the ball rolling with the article annexed to letter 35. I assume as should you that SS and HG read, subscribe and contribute to several alchemical/potion journals.
By now, you should have realised that "corresponding" through journal articles is extremely tedious because HG and SS have to comb through all the potions and alchemical journals, find the other party's articles, decipher the message (if any) in the article and write a response to the person and the alchemical community. But when dealing with a stubborn man like Severus, what else can one do?
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Hello. I know it has been 10 years since you published this story, and you perhaps have left this fandom. But I want to tell you that I am re-reading this for the third or fourth time, and I enjoy it more each time. This time I read this chapter with my chemistry and academic brain instead if my fan fic brain. I had not fully appreciated how audacious Hermione is here until now! Thanks for a smart and funny story that gets better with time.
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
I don't have as much leisure time as I did ten years ago. The chemistry jargon in this story is made up, bear that in mind. As such, I hope your chemistry and academic brain will not explode from my playing fast and loose with chemistry in this story.
Thanks for a great story. Your scholarship leaves mine in the shade. While it could be that my recollection of chemistry, history, mythology is shaky - and you have just made it up, I deem that you have at least a passing aquaintence in the subjects (yes?)and consequently write those passages exceedingly well. Therefore a rather inelegant 'WOW!' to you and a polite curtsey. Has Snape let his guard slip and written in his own voice intead of AJ?'...could be brewed in our present wolfsbane formula.'He He! Off to read more!Cheers.
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
Thank you for the compliments. I do have some knowledge of chemistry and all that but most of the things are made up.Ah, the slip. You caught it, eh?
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
Thank you for the compliments. I do have some knowledge of chemistry and all that but most of the things are made up.Ah, the slip. You caught it, eh?
I ended up reading this story when the "Random selector" popped it on my screen.I truely enjoyed it - and look forward to reading more of your stories.
This was quite creative (and Ron is still a little thick!)
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
Thank you.
I have read quite alot of stories fanfiction and well just about anything I can get my hands on actually and your style of writing is truly amazing. It shows how very smart you are. It makes me wonder if you are a professor or something truly grander than the usual authors I have read. It had been a pleasure to read your story, until next time. Tamara aka
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
I was working on becoming a professor but politics and my lack of skill in that resulted in a quietus est. I write because I want to. Simple as that. I'm on LJ if you want to add me. But leave a message because I screen who adds me and why. Thank you for the review.
The poem was indeed beautiful. Why would he leave his schedule if he wants to meet her at 8? Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
That is for the readers to decide on their own. I like my readers to think. Although I have notes which spoonfeed readers to a certain degree, I only give at most 2 corners of the square. readers are expected to find the remaining 2 corners themselves and join the dots on their own.
I think it brilliant that not only do they send messages through these articles but make the articles work around their messages. Yes, now to plan a wedding. Now there is one long article. lol Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
I can't stand weddings, so I never write them. The messages of course have a deeper meaning. What is that deeper meaning? Readers must think on their own.
How forward of her. He won't answer her letters but she thinks he will marry her. That takes guts. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
Hermione is nothing but gutsy. heh
Promises, Promises. I believe he already has. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
Well.. read on to find out.
Well now, that pretty much says it all. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
indeed, it does.
Oh this is bloody brilliant. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
i think so too.
Oh clever. Very ingenius of you. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
i like to think so, but others have disagreed. thank you for reading.
Oh what will she have to say. I don't think I would give it away to him and just play along until you can catch him at it. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
this is fic is already complete. just read on and find out.
Running away never solves anything. Your problem will still be there no matter where you go. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
but then if i didnt make him do that, thre would be no plot.
I'm not sure anger is what she will feel, more like sadness, disappointment, maybe even longing. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
that is up to the reader's interpretation. i'm glad you're enjoying yourself.
Watch your step Prufrock, Snape doesn't take kindly to people questioning his ways. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
you know that and i know that, but some people just like to toe the line.
Wow got his knickers in a bunch, didn't he? LOL Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
That's Severus for you. *smirks*
good ol' Krumski always the protector Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
he does his best. read on.
The articles between the two remind me of love letters. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
that is open to interpretation. thank you for reading and thinking.
Ok now I can't wait to see where this goes. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
read on and you'll find out.
OH come on she is your other half. Take her on, it will be worth it. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
yes, well snapey does have problems with those kinds of facts rammed down his throat. but we know he'll turn in the end.
Don't soften now girlie. You almost had him. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
lots more to go. this thing does last 40+ chapters.
Oh my it is like watching tennis. Brilliant. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
Tennis? interesting. I just like the verbal repartee for its own sake.
So there. lol Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
vindication for you and me, but the chracters are still willy-washy over the issue.
He is trying to get a rise out of her, so she will show a little spirit in this sad time. I belief anyway. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
we'll see. read on...
Yes over but what of Voldie's followers. Were they killed or rounded up or on the run or a littel of all? Just wondered. Tamara