Letter 5: Arsenius Jigger to Hermione Granger, 2nd December 1997
Chapter 5 of 42
Lady StrangeJigger replies to Miss Granger in a vaguely familiar style...can it be that he has condescended not to be too patronising...
A/N: For simplicity’s sake, titles of books, journals etc are underlined and emphases are italicised. In reviving the old tradition of epistolary novels, I understand the plot may be a little slow, laborious and difficult to follow. Some might consider it AU and a little OOC.
In order not to weary the reader’s patience, a number of letters from the series of correspondences have been suppressed; only those which are necessary to a complete understanding of the events in this group are reproduced. For the same reason, some letters from the actors in the events of this drama have also been suppressed.
Proestigium or What the Seasons may Bring
Letter 5: Arsenius Jigger to Hermione Granger, 2nd December 1997
Arsenius Jigger
c/o University of York,
School of Magical Arts,
Faculty of Alchemy,
Potions Research Centre,
York,
United Kingdom
Miss Hermione Jane Granger,
Hogwarts Castle,
Head Girl’s Room,
Gryffindor Tower,
Scotland,
United Kingdom.
2nd December 1997
Dear Miss Granger,
Thank you for interest in Magical Drafts and Potions. Kindly bear in mind that the book is a standard text meant for students such as yourself; it is NOT a great academic treatise. When I wrote it, I had planned to explain the potions that students will be encountering in an engaging and lucid manner. It is greatly unsuitable to the exposition long theories on the properties of such-and-such an agent and so on. Students of pre-university age do not usually take interest in the abstract formulations of particularly unstable brews. It is not an intentional inconsistency in the book, but I thank you for bringing it to my attention. Your argument and thesis is cogent and well thought out. It is apparent that some degree of in-depth research had been conducted. However, in your analysis of dragon blood’s reactivity to arrowroot extract, you did not consider the effects of the corrosiveness of dragon blood vis-à-vis ingredients with complex CP=K=HN2 anion. You have chosen to wilfully ignore the CCuV3TX strain in dragon blood that reacts to the HN2 base of the lacewing fly wings. The V3TX sequence of the coding ribbon in dragon blood will loosen the covalent bonds between the CP=K=HN2 thread of the delicate gossamer ingredients. Once the K compound is freed from the sequence, the HN2 becomes a degradable agent. Should this appear complex, I shall refer you to chapter 36 of my book Modern Potent Potions published by Free Ga Greine Press in Denmark. Should this be beyond your meagre comprehension, I shall simplify it further here:
Consider the CCu3TX strain in dragon blood. V3TX is joined together by a diamond like structure. The C-Cu bond is a positively charged entity, enabling it to attract 3V molecules instead of the usual 2 you see in Hippogriff or Kappa blood. V#TX is the unique univalent by-product of bile in dragon liver. This combines with the CCu structure to the nigh indestructibility of dragon blood. However, everything that lives must necessarily die. Preservation of our substances is as far as you go. However, when V#TX latches onto the easily movable HN2 molecule, you get a breakdown. Hence, unless you are a complete cretin, you should follow my chain of though with this equation: CCuV3TX + CP=K-HN2.
Carry over the VTSX over to the K bond and K will breakdown to combine with the phagocytes in dragon blood, thus leaving CP as a thickening compound to the stasis solution. After this, we have CCu + HN2[V3TX] as our equation. You should be able to solve this most basic of equations on your own. If it should prove TOO ADVANCED, let me finish it for you.
CCu + NH2[V3TX] = CUXHN2 +HV[T]
The unstable [T] will break down and be reabsorbed in the dragon blood morning dew mix of the stasis solution. CuXHN2 will be corrosive because of the coppered element in Xyabriteen, which, you may or may not know exists in stasis solution. So X reacts on the N2 to reduce the Cu which in turn renders the entire CuXHN2 to break down the wing structure of that which we want to preserve.
Despite your apparent oversight, it is clear that you have understood the basic premises in Potions. Your theory is credible at some point because dragon blood cannot be broken down into individual simpler forms such as X, N, and Cu; but it can break away and break up into chunks such as V3TX. If you succeed in your theory, you might convert it into an M.Mag.A. thesis. This is not a matter of research for pre-university students regardless of the students’ abilities. I have looked through your hypothesis on the arrowroot extract and am astounded to confess that your conclusion is half right. Only HALF right. Arrowroot extract does contain a secretion very similar to manufactured cleaning solutions. Oddly enough, its chemical makeup is similar to that of Bundimum secretion. This is despite the fact that it is of herbaceous origins. This is a matter warranting more research. I thank you for bringing it to my attention.
Do not put yourself out over your project supervisor. I am certain he has your best interests, as his student, at his heart. While I do not think he intended for you to write to me, I am thankful for his advice.
Should have any further queries, owl me through the Alchemy Department, Potions Research Centre; the department secretary will ensure that I receive my posts. Alternatively, tell your owl, “Arsenius Jigger, Semper Eadem” and it will know where to find me. Best of luck in your continued research.
Yours &ca,
Arsenius Jigger
D.Mag.A.
Footnotes
Proestigium is Latin for illusion. Ironically, the English word Prestige derives from it.
The equations and everything here is made up.
Semper Eadem is Latin for always constant or always the same. It was Elizabeth I of England’s motto. Severus uses it for a good reason at that. I leave you to devise the reason for that.
&ca is the old fashioned way of writing et cetera.
D.Mag.A. stands for Doctor Magicorum Artium. In this story, it is the wizarding equivalent of a PhD.
I’m releasing this a few days early because I’m busy with school work (3 term papers to churn out). I'll most likely not post next week because of my workload &ca. So there's this letter to keep you at bay. Exercise patience, d’accord?
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Hello. I know it has been 10 years since you published this story, and you perhaps have left this fandom. But I want to tell you that I am re-reading this for the third or fourth time, and I enjoy it more each time. This time I read this chapter with my chemistry and academic brain instead if my fan fic brain. I had not fully appreciated how audacious Hermione is here until now! Thanks for a smart and funny story that gets better with time.
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
I don't have as much leisure time as I did ten years ago. The chemistry jargon in this story is made up, bear that in mind. As such, I hope your chemistry and academic brain will not explode from my playing fast and loose with chemistry in this story.
Thanks for a great story. Your scholarship leaves mine in the shade. While it could be that my recollection of chemistry, history, mythology is shaky - and you have just made it up, I deem that you have at least a passing aquaintence in the subjects (yes?)and consequently write those passages exceedingly well. Therefore a rather inelegant 'WOW!' to you and a polite curtsey. Has Snape let his guard slip and written in his own voice intead of AJ?'...could be brewed in our present wolfsbane formula.'He He! Off to read more!Cheers.
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
Thank you for the compliments. I do have some knowledge of chemistry and all that but most of the things are made up.Ah, the slip. You caught it, eh?
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
Thank you for the compliments. I do have some knowledge of chemistry and all that but most of the things are made up.Ah, the slip. You caught it, eh?
I ended up reading this story when the "Random selector" popped it on my screen.I truely enjoyed it - and look forward to reading more of your stories.
This was quite creative (and Ron is still a little thick!)
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
Thank you.
I have read quite alot of stories fanfiction and well just about anything I can get my hands on actually and your style of writing is truly amazing. It shows how very smart you are. It makes me wonder if you are a professor or something truly grander than the usual authors I have read. It had been a pleasure to read your story, until next time. Tamara aka
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
I was working on becoming a professor but politics and my lack of skill in that resulted in a quietus est. I write because I want to. Simple as that. I'm on LJ if you want to add me. But leave a message because I screen who adds me and why. Thank you for the review.
The poem was indeed beautiful. Why would he leave his schedule if he wants to meet her at 8? Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
That is for the readers to decide on their own. I like my readers to think. Although I have notes which spoonfeed readers to a certain degree, I only give at most 2 corners of the square. readers are expected to find the remaining 2 corners themselves and join the dots on their own.
I think it brilliant that not only do they send messages through these articles but make the articles work around their messages. Yes, now to plan a wedding. Now there is one long article. lol Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
I can't stand weddings, so I never write them. The messages of course have a deeper meaning. What is that deeper meaning? Readers must think on their own.
How forward of her. He won't answer her letters but she thinks he will marry her. That takes guts. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
Hermione is nothing but gutsy. heh
Promises, Promises. I believe he already has. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
Well.. read on to find out.
Well now, that pretty much says it all. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
indeed, it does.
Oh this is bloody brilliant. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
i think so too.
Oh clever. Very ingenius of you. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
i like to think so, but others have disagreed. thank you for reading.
Oh what will she have to say. I don't think I would give it away to him and just play along until you can catch him at it. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
this is fic is already complete. just read on and find out.
Running away never solves anything. Your problem will still be there no matter where you go. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
but then if i didnt make him do that, thre would be no plot.
I'm not sure anger is what she will feel, more like sadness, disappointment, maybe even longing. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
that is up to the reader's interpretation. i'm glad you're enjoying yourself.
Watch your step Prufrock, Snape doesn't take kindly to people questioning his ways. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
you know that and i know that, but some people just like to toe the line.
Wow got his knickers in a bunch, didn't he? LOL Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
That's Severus for you. *smirks*
good ol' Krumski always the protector Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
he does his best. read on.
The articles between the two remind me of love letters. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
that is open to interpretation. thank you for reading and thinking.
Ok now I can't wait to see where this goes. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
read on and you'll find out.
OH come on she is your other half. Take her on, it will be worth it. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
yes, well snapey does have problems with those kinds of facts rammed down his throat. but we know he'll turn in the end.
Don't soften now girlie. You almost had him. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
lots more to go. this thing does last 40+ chapters.
Oh my it is like watching tennis. Brilliant. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
Tennis? interesting. I just like the verbal repartee for its own sake.
So there. lol Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
vindication for you and me, but the chracters are still willy-washy over the issue.
He is trying to get a rise out of her, so she will show a little spirit in this sad time. I belief anyway. Tamara
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Proestigium)
we'll see. read on...
Yes over but what of Voldie's followers. Were they killed or rounded up or on the run or a littel of all? Just wondered. Tamara