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Potions Under Duress Furry Matchmaking
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Furry Matchmaking

1: A Plotting Cat

2: Conversation

3: Your Familiar Knows Better

4: Recognition

5: On The Couch

6: Your Cat Will Never Let You Down.

7: The Cat's Decision is Law.

8: A New Life For more Than One

Furry Matchmaking

septentrion

61 Reviews   |   61 Ratings, 0 Likes, 42 Favorites )

Humor Romance Drabble/100-Word post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 5,820 Words 8 Chapters Complete
Crookshanks Hermione Granger Severus Snape Ronald Weasley Harry Potter Alastor (Mad-Eye) Moody Arthur Weasley Minerva McGonagall Molly Weasley

Crookshanks is not pleased with his mistress? choice of partner, and decides to take things in his own paws.

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Chapters (8)

Chapter 1: A Plotting Cat

Chapter 2: Conversation

Chapter 3: Your Familiar Knows Better

Chapter 4: Recognition

Chapter 5: On The Couch

Chapter 6: Your Cat Will Never Let You Down.

Chapter 7: The Cat's Decision is Law.

Chapter 8: A New Life For more Than One


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0/10

LillaQ

What a sweet story! Crooks is such a darling!

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

I agree. Thank you.

10/10

Antagonist Len

Aww, that was a sweet ending.

Put like that it wasn´t even sad :D

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

That was what I was aiming for, I'm glad it worked. Thanks for reviewing.

0/10

ladyofthemasque

WAAAAAAAA!! *wailsniffleSOB*  You killed our precious Crooks!!  *slobbersobs all over your keyboard in punishment, adds a heavy dusting of shed cat hairs in addition, and refuses to move any of it until some more yummy SS/HG has been promised most solemnly to be written, pronto.*...Good job!~Lotm

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

Here, take a hanky! Don't worry, I'm working on something. It should take some time to come out, but it should be good, and I think it will particularly please you. Take care,Septentrion.

Response from ladyofthemasque (Reviewer)

*sobs into a quarter of the hanky, blows nose on half of the hanky, carefully uses remaining untouched quarter to scrape clean some of the keys on Septentrion's keyboard*...Good.  *sniffle*~Lotm(*snerk*)

10/10

pickles

excellent chapter.  Yea for Mr Weasley.  Waiting for more. p

Merrry Christmas! 

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

Thank you and Merry Christmas to you too.

0/10

orm irian

Ah, we all have to bow to our cats' whims, don't we?  Ha!  (I know my cats sure get what they want most of the time.)  Good chapter.  Thanks for the update. 

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

Cats are kings! I'm glad you like this little fic of mine.

9/10

ancientgirl

Gah!  Go Crooks! 

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

I agree.

9/10

LaiksMarei

Noooooooooooooo!!  I cannot believe those dunderheads are going to let him be carted off to Azkaban.  If I know Hermione she's going appear before the Wizengamot to defend him with every breath she has.  Crookshanks was awesome this chapter!!  He'll look after Severus while he awaits trial. 

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

They're not called "dunderheads" for nothing.  You'll see next chapters how things go.

10/10

KMJ

Crooks will save him! I'm sure ;)

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

You must be a seer ;)

10/10

pickles

oh my the excitment.  waiting for more.  great chapter. thank you.

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

It was exciting to write as well. Thanks for your nice words.

0/10

ladyofthemasque

*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*~Lotm

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

10/10

LaiksMarei

'they wanted to memorise the curves and angles, sweetness and bitterness, of the other’s body.'I never thought lemons from the point of view of a cat could be so wonderful.  I loved this chapter and cannot wait for the next 

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

I don't know if cats see human love like this, but I've liked to associate those words together. Thanks for your review.

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

I don't know if cats see human love like this, but I've liked to associate those words together. Thanks for your review.

9/10

togspled

other than the idea of a cat watching them...ahem-ing... i like it. I love how Severus looks at Crooks and just knows. If divination weren't such a crack art, i bet Snape would have a fair hand at it. I'd love to hear him tell my future: "Miss, you will spend a year in paradise, laden with riches and chocolates, with me as your personal assistant." oooh!!! sorry gettting off topic there. but yea, i love his connection with Crookshanks. Nice

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

I know about the idea, but it isn't a dirty act in this case. Crooks has no interest in human sexuality, he just loves his masters, and like to see them express their feelings. Thanks for taking time to leave a review.

Response from togspled (Reviewer)

ok. so its not really feline voyeurism? thank goodness.

0/10

ladyofthemasque

I like.  I like a lot.  I'd like even more if you updated with another chapter or three very soon!~Lotm

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

Don't worry, the story is completed, and I'lll update as soon as possible (have to go to work soon, need to pay the bill for internet access).

Response from ladyofthemasque (Reviewer)

Okay, I'll grant you enough time for wage-earning and bill-paying.  And eating and sleeping.  But really, television isn't all that good in the evenings, now is it?  You don't need to spend those hours vegging in front of the boob-tube...because even if this story is finished, you can always post it and then write more, yes?   *wink*~Lotm

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

I hardly ever watch television, but I have a full time job, a husband, and I also write in French. But I have some ideas in my mind that would look good in English...

Response from ladyofthemasque (Reviewer)

Okay, okay...half an hour for writing in French...you have a husband, so that's 2 more hours for hawt sexeh interactions taken up right there...dayamn, woman, either cut back on your sex-drive, or you'll only have 15 minutes a day in which to write in English!*laughing, 'cause she's teasing*,~Lotm

10/10

Gardengirl

Scrumptious! And I like how she impressed him with her initiative learning to make a Portkey and all - there's a first time for everything, y'know? More! Soon! Please?

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

Next chapter will see another first ;) I'm so glad that you like it.

10/10

DeathSong

PLEASEEE!!!!!!! Update soon!!  I'm dying to read the next chapter!  This is a brilliant fic!

Cheers,

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

How enthusiastic you are! I'll update soon, the story is completed, so don't fear.

10/10

Elfarren

I'd been reading these on LJ, so it's great to see you're posting the drabbles elsewhere, as well :)

Crookshanks is a thrifty little part-kneazle - I love the idea of him working to get Severus and Hermione together!

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

Glad to know you've liked them enough to read them here too. The idea of Crookshanks the matchmaker begged for being used.

10/10

pickles

wonderful chapter.

smart move sending crooks to an auror.

waiting for more. p 

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

Such mistress, such cat (sorry if "such" isn't the right word, but I hope you get my meaning).

9/10

togspled

Short, to the point, easy to remember--i like Crookshanks' thinking. I wonder what he's got planned for the "red-headed git". Hmm... nice story!

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

Cookshanks may not like Ron, but he's a nice cat ... sometimes. I think he's planned something that could work to everyone's advantage.

0/10

Cerydden M_Layne

Go, Crookshanks! I'm liking this half-Kneazle!? The red-headed git certainly doesn't deserve Hermione.? The world would be a much better place if people listened to their pets/familiars, wouldn't it?

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

Sure, some of them have very reliable instincts. Thank you for your review.

0/10

Ryshalla

If a story can give me that "I want more feeling" it has to be good.  I really liked the Crookshanks point of view as a different perspective from the norm.

Thanks for the story and keep em coming. 

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

Thank you for your kind words. Of course, more is to come.

8/10

KMJ

cool, this is sounding interesting...

-KarlaMarie 

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

Thank you. I hope to keep your interest with the next installment.

9/10

amsev

EXCELLENT beginning!  I look forward to reading more!

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

Thank you, I'm so glad that you like it.

10/10

pickles

oh my this is intriguing.  waiting for more. p

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

I'm glad you feel intrigued. I'll post more very soon.

10/10

Sampdoria

Really liked this first chapter, I hope you will give us more of the story soon. It was a nice new twist to let crooks in charge.

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

That "Crookshanks" challenge begged for my attention, and my muse wouldn't let me in peace until I've done something about it. I'm glad you like it. Thanks for commenting.

0/10

Cat Feral

Except for the fact that I don't think Hermione would have fainted that readily, I like this. I love Crookshanks view of Snape killing Dumbles! *snerk!*

Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)

My idea was that the fainting was caused by a spell, hence the wand at her throat. That part about Crooks' view of DD's murder was very fun to write too

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