Conversation
Chapter 2 of 8
septentrionHermione meets Severus.
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Hermione was restrained on an old couch when she woke up. The first thing she saw was bookcases running along the walls of a barely lit room. The second thing she saw was Severus Snape looking at her, his fingers crossed under his chin, his burning eyes seeking answers to unspoken questions. She felt a warm weight on her lap and knew that it was her cat when it began to purr.
“Why is your cat here? How did it find me?”
She cast a suspicious look at Crookshanks, who looked as unrepentant as the Weasley twins after committing mischief.
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“I don’t know either,” she told cautiously. She wasn’t going to tell about the magical tattoo.
“Are you sure?”
Of course, he’d easily see through her.
Neither expected Crookshanks to jump on Snape’s knees. He propped his front paws on the Death Eater’s chest so that his head was at Severus’ eye level, and wriggled his left ear until his magical tattoo was visible.
“A magical tattoo? Not unlike the Dark Mark, it seems. Why, Miss Granger, I didn’t know that you were so eager to meet me again so soon.” The silky tone of his voice made her shiver.
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“I’m not that eager, though I don’t understand my cat’s behaviour!” she protested weakly. In truth, she didn’t know what to think. Her cat had always been reliable in his assessment of people. Should she trust her ex-professor, even though he’d murdered Dumbledore in cold blood?
She was sure that she’d landed in the Twilight Zone when Snape petted her familiar absent-mindedly. If she weren’t still restrained, she’d think that she was having a cosy evening with a good friend. Her “host” didn’t seem to mind, though. He spoke again, “It is just as well that you came to me.”
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Hermione, who felt very confused, chose to remain silent. It seemed Snape was not finished speaking, anyway. “I have information for the Order, but I do not have a way to convey it safely, and without provoking distrust. I think that you would be the perfect intermediary between them and me.”
‘There’s a heat wave in Heaven,’ thought Hermione. ‘Snape, the traitor Severus Snape, intends on leaking information to the Order of the Phoenix!’
“What do you want in return? Which side are you on?” she blurted out.
“I just want to carry out the mission that Dumbledore assigned me.”
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The impression of being in the Twilight Zone intensified inside Hermione. Or maybe there was a hidden camera somewhere, and all of this would be revealed to only be a Weasley’s prank. She pinched herself to ascertain that she was awake, a gesture that was caught by her ex-professor. He looked like he was very amused by her feeling uncomfortable.
“How do I know you’re not leading me on a wild goose chase, or trying to extract information from me for your ‘Lord’?” Her contempt as she uttered this last word was unmistakable. A hint of impatience crossed Snape’s face.
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“I have freed you from your restraints—you didn’t even take notice of that when you pinched yourself, and your wand is in your cloak’s pocket. I think that is proof enough that I do not want to hurt you!”
Indeed, she could feel the length of wood poking her in her side.
“You will gain my trust when you release me with reliable information to provide the Order with and with a way of finding you.”
He snorted at that. “You already have a way of finding me,” he said.
“What? Oh, of course,” she said, remembering Crookshanks.
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“Now, can we get down to business? My acquaintances do have a tendency to show up unannounced at any hour of the day or night.”
She nodded.
“The Dark Lord has hidden magical objects in the past. I can disclose the location of some of them to you.”
It was a dumbfounded Hermione who listened to Severus tell her about the Horcruxes’ location, even though he didn’t seem to know what kind of objects they were. Everything that he was telling her would be thoroughly checked, but it made sense. He was giving her the very means to defeat Voldemort.
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Crookshanks was of the opinion that things were turning out for the better. His mistress was having a quiet conversation with her soon-to-be mate—she’d soon realise on her own that he was perfect for her, there was a fire in the hearth whose heat was bathing him, and he was being petted by his soon-to-be master. What more could a cat want in life?
Oh, yes, one more thing. Now that his mistress was distracted enough to quickly forget about the red-headed git, it was time to distract the boy from his mistress, and Crookshanks already had a plan.
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Latest 25 Reviews for Furry Matchmaking
61 Reviews | 6.03/10 Average
Loved this! Was near tears about Crooks. A peaceful sleeping passing is the best way to go no matter how many legs one has. My sweet Loki cat is 20 1/2 and I dread his going on first.
Missy/LovesRickman
Good job Crooks, master and mistress safe and together . I do feel sorry for Hremione and Severus, coming down in the morning, and finding Crooks dead in his favorite spot by the fire.
Just where on earth do Remus, Mad-eye and the rest imagine Hermione got the information, if not from Severus? I'm so glad that Severus has Crooks to take care of him.
I was surprised {and a little disgusted } with Remus, trying to hex an unarmed and bound prisoner. Good luck trying to separate Crookshanks from his master, go Crooks!
Mmmm, a very musical couple.
Crooks will be delighted, that his plan is coming together
Good boy Crooks.
The red-headed git ,doesn't stand a chance.
I love Crookshanks, and am going to enjoy reading a story from his point of view.
I have tears in my eyes here at the end. Crookshanks knows best! :)
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
That he does. Thanks for reading.
I am so glad that the SS/HG Quiz had this among it's fics this time. It has been such a long time since I first read this wonderful fic and it was such a joy to read it all over again!!! Your Crookshanks was just as perfect an brilliant this time around as when I first read this story, I am pretty sure that in a while, I will enjoy reading it all over again!!!!
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
That's so very kind of you! I'm so glad you liked it enough to reread it.
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
That's so very kind of you! I'm so glad you liked it enough to reread it.
That last life/adventure took a lot out of the old cat. You & Sept did well.
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
Thank you very much for commenting along your reading and for the handful of reviews I found in my mail box this morning. *hugs* I appreciated all of them very much.
Good job making Arthur the leader of the Order. I think he would do a great job. Now lets see if he can get the boys out of jail!
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
There's a lot more to Arthur than meets the eye, I think. He raised a whole brood of Weasleys, the twins included, rather successfully.
Awwwww how sweet is that that Crooks went with him? What a dear!
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
Well, he had to make sure that his mistress's mate would come out of it alive. It wouldn't do to have made so many efforts for naught.
Well done Crooks!!!
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
He's his mistress's cat after all.
But how will she explain to Kingsley that she knew about the attempted prision break out ? Okay I'll shut up and go to the next chapter and read all about it!
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
Don't worry, she'll find a way. She's a clever one.
I like the idea of Hermione spoon feeding Harry the information she receives from Snape. Very sneaky. Plus it will force Ron to back off since she is actually getting good research done with her books. I beleive they call that killing a two birds with one stone! hoo hooo!!!
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
Hermione + Snape = a very clever duo.
I shouldnt think it will take much to distract Ron...This is Crooks last life. I hope he gets his happy ending.
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
No, it won't take much indeed. And Crooks isn't going to muck it up!
A magical tatto for tracking a missing pet! Oh very clever of you!!
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
Muggles use tattoo to try and keep track of their familiars, so why not in the wizarding world?
wonderful, especially the end. thanks
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
Thanks for reading and for leaving reviews on several of my stories.
I love Crooks and I'm happy he has such a prominent part in this story (I'm ignoring the ending, though.) I loved most of the story being told from his point of view. Very nicely done.
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
Thank you. This half-kneazle bunny wouldn't leave me alone until I write the story. I'm sad to have him dead, but he's in paradise; that should count for something.
Response from FruGal (Reviewer)
Do you think Crooks' heaven is a garden gnome,s hell?
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
LOL maybe.
lol. Good ole Crooks... he doesn't care who wins the war, he just wants to get Hermione laid with the right guy... *sniggers*
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
That summarizes it. Thanks for your review.
Oh dear... she's about to encounter a very angry and paranoid Snape, I fear. Should be explosive... reading on!
Nice start, by the way. Very hooking.
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
Thank you.
What a good kitty cat!
I am very pleased at the happy ending. A brilliant story.
-KarlaMarie
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
Thank you. It wasn't indeed a very sad ending, in spite of Crooks' death.