The Cat's Decision is Law.
Chapter 7 of 8
septentrionHow the Order is convinced to do the right thing.
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‘Is having a cat against the rules?’ wondered an Azkaban guard. The wizarding prison’s staff was indeed in a quandary; never, ever before had a prisoner arrived with a familiar in his arms—the animals were usually confiscated before their arrival. Besides, this one was impossible to remove from his master’s arms; it was as sweet-tempered as the ex- professor. ‘To hell with it! It’ll share its master’s fare!’
“Keep your beast!” the guard finally snarled at Severus. “Just make sure it doesn’t wander too much; you never know what’s lurking in here!”
Severus and Crookshanks just sneered at him.
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While man and familiar were shown to their new quarters, Hermione was taking the brunt of her friends’ heinous reactions. This she’d expected and braced herself to face it. What was unexpected, and therefore most welcome, was the Weasley family’s support—minus Ron and Ginny, who hadn’t known about the tip that had saved their father.
“You leave her be,” Arthur said venomously to an Auror ready to take her to the Ministry for a close interrogation. The Ministry official had seen Arthur Weasley in battle and wisely chose to back down.
“Thank you, Mr Weasley,” Hermione told him afterward.
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“For my part, I’d like to know how you came to be in contact with Snape, and to work with him to boot!” Remus was so angry that he was nearly growling; Molly surreptitiously checked the moon—only the first quarter.
Hermione conceded. “All right, but neither here, nor now. I’ll tell you everything tomorrow at nine a.m. at Order Headquarters. In the meantime, I’ll be at my parents’. I need to shower and to sleep.”
She went to her parents, but after she’d taken a dark robe covered with ginger hair from Spinner’s End; it’d make a nice nightdress.
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The air was thick in the Grimmauld Place kitchen the next morning. Two camps could be made out by the way people were sitting: a red-headed one, except for Hermione, and the rest. They all had something in common, though: they questioned and cross-examined her at length, hardly letting her use the loo if they themselves didn’t feel the need to.
“And you thought Christmas had come early, and Santa Severus would have all the answers on how to defeat You-Know-Who?” Moody grunted.
“He wouldn’t be caught dead wearing red! But his information proved to be invaluable!” Hermione replied testily.
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“That it did.” Arthur had given her his support, as had all his family, even if Ron and Ginny were reluctant.
“You took a great risk by trusting that man,” Molly told her in her most motherly voice, “but in the end, it’s saved my Arthur.”
“How did you come to trust Severus?” McGonagall asked.
“I trust my cat.”
She was faced with blank expressions.
“Crookshanks, my cat, was the one to find Severus, ah, Snape. I found my cat at his home.”
Bedlam followed her statement. Her cat had found him while the best Aurors and the Order couldn’t?
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She could make out words like “that orange cat” and “squashed nose”. Suddenly, there was silence.
“You’re worse than the Hogwarts professors in a staff meeting!” McGonagall cried. “Miss Granger,” she said, looking at Hermione, “is that cat the ginger one whom I’ve seen with you at school?”
“Yes, Professor.”
“Is he reliable?”
“Very, professor. He’s half-Kneazle, and he knows when to trust people. He’s already shown it in the past.”
Hermione cast a significant look towards her two best friends. They understood the message, and, having been made unable to speak, courtesy of the Headmistress’ spell, nodded their agreement.
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Things became as easy for Hermione as her first Wingardium Leviosa as soon as Harry conceded that Crookshanks had never been wrong in his assessment of people. McGonagall lifted her Silencio spell, and the Order’s members listened to her intently. In less than two hours, the split around the table was between Mad-Eye Moody and the rest.
‘Leopards, especially old leopards, never change their spots,’ Hermione reflected rather uncharitably.
“Now, we ought to organise Snape’s defence in court,” announced Arthur, who’d become the Order’s de facto leader.
Hermione was in her element; that sounded like planning her friends’ revisions.
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Latest 25 Reviews for Furry Matchmaking
61 Reviews | 6.03/10 Average
Loved this! Was near tears about Crooks. A peaceful sleeping passing is the best way to go no matter how many legs one has. My sweet Loki cat is 20 1/2 and I dread his going on first.
Missy/LovesRickman
Good job Crooks, master and mistress safe and together . I do feel sorry for Hremione and Severus, coming down in the morning, and finding Crooks dead in his favorite spot by the fire.
Just where on earth do Remus, Mad-eye and the rest imagine Hermione got the information, if not from Severus? I'm so glad that Severus has Crooks to take care of him.
I was surprised {and a little disgusted } with Remus, trying to hex an unarmed and bound prisoner. Good luck trying to separate Crookshanks from his master, go Crooks!
Mmmm, a very musical couple.
Crooks will be delighted, that his plan is coming together
Good boy Crooks.
The red-headed git ,doesn't stand a chance.
I love Crookshanks, and am going to enjoy reading a story from his point of view.
I have tears in my eyes here at the end. Crookshanks knows best! :)
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
That he does. Thanks for reading.
I am so glad that the SS/HG Quiz had this among it's fics this time. It has been such a long time since I first read this wonderful fic and it was such a joy to read it all over again!!! Your Crookshanks was just as perfect an brilliant this time around as when I first read this story, I am pretty sure that in a while, I will enjoy reading it all over again!!!!
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
That's so very kind of you! I'm so glad you liked it enough to reread it.
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
That's so very kind of you! I'm so glad you liked it enough to reread it.
That last life/adventure took a lot out of the old cat. You & Sept did well.
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
Thank you very much for commenting along your reading and for the handful of reviews I found in my mail box this morning. *hugs* I appreciated all of them very much.
Good job making Arthur the leader of the Order. I think he would do a great job. Now lets see if he can get the boys out of jail!
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
There's a lot more to Arthur than meets the eye, I think. He raised a whole brood of Weasleys, the twins included, rather successfully.
Awwwww how sweet is that that Crooks went with him? What a dear!
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
Well, he had to make sure that his mistress's mate would come out of it alive. It wouldn't do to have made so many efforts for naught.
Well done Crooks!!!
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
He's his mistress's cat after all.
But how will she explain to Kingsley that she knew about the attempted prision break out ? Okay I'll shut up and go to the next chapter and read all about it!
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
Don't worry, she'll find a way. She's a clever one.
I like the idea of Hermione spoon feeding Harry the information she receives from Snape. Very sneaky. Plus it will force Ron to back off since she is actually getting good research done with her books. I beleive they call that killing a two birds with one stone! hoo hooo!!!
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
Hermione + Snape = a very clever duo.
I shouldnt think it will take much to distract Ron...This is Crooks last life. I hope he gets his happy ending.
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
No, it won't take much indeed. And Crooks isn't going to muck it up!
A magical tatto for tracking a missing pet! Oh very clever of you!!
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
Muggles use tattoo to try and keep track of their familiars, so why not in the wizarding world?
wonderful, especially the end. thanks
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
Thanks for reading and for leaving reviews on several of my stories.
I love Crooks and I'm happy he has such a prominent part in this story (I'm ignoring the ending, though.) I loved most of the story being told from his point of view. Very nicely done.
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
Thank you. This half-kneazle bunny wouldn't leave me alone until I write the story. I'm sad to have him dead, but he's in paradise; that should count for something.
Response from FruGal (Reviewer)
Do you think Crooks' heaven is a garden gnome,s hell?
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
LOL maybe.
lol. Good ole Crooks... he doesn't care who wins the war, he just wants to get Hermione laid with the right guy... *sniggers*
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
That summarizes it. Thanks for your review.
Oh dear... she's about to encounter a very angry and paranoid Snape, I fear. Should be explosive... reading on!
Nice start, by the way. Very hooking.
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
Thank you.
What a good kitty cat!
I am very pleased at the happy ending. A brilliant story.
-KarlaMarie
Response from septentrion (Author of Furry Matchmaking)
Thank you. It wasn't indeed a very sad ending, in spite of Crooks' death.