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Potions Under Duress The Act
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The Act

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The Act

ladyofthemasque

72 Reviews   |   72 Ratings, 0 Likes, 147 Favorites )

Humor Drama Romance Erotica Alternate Universe post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 17,477 Words 2 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Government-in-action. Oh, crap.

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Chapters (2)

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Chapter 2: Chapters 2 & 3


About ladyofthemasque

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ladyofthemasque

Member Since 2005  |  37 Stories  |  Favorited by 1,485  |  368 Reviews Written  |  1,311 Review Responses

I have to apologize to everyone, period. Real life swallowed me whole, as I have been struggling to make a living writing original fiction over the last 8 years. It has not been easy, & has been complicated by health issues. I hope people can forgive my long silences. Trying to make enough money to live on from writing is a lot harder--waaaay harder--than it looks. (At least I didn't leave any posted fanfics unfinished.)

Anyhoo...

These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun.  I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever.  I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.

...I am, however, making something of a living off my own stories.  (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts.  It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)

~Lotm

Author Website
http://www.jeanjohnson.net
Also Archived At
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/MoITWF (Mobsite) www.RestrictedSection.org (RS.org) ashwinder.sycophanthex.com (Ashwinder, also other Sycophant Hex affiliates) www.literotica.com (Literotica)

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0/10

Raye

Oh I look forward to reading more of this totally different look at the Marriage Law. Interesting that it has always been Hermione forced to marry Severus rather than Severus being forced to marry.

:)

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Act)

Well, as I happen to be a rabid equalist, that's why I wrote it!~Lotm*foaming benignly at the mouth--grinning, too!*

10/10

loony_old_fan

I love this idea.  A reverse Marriage Law, and funny to boot.

10/10

ayerf

I got to the end of this chapter, only to do a double take as I'd somehow missed that it was by you. How I managed that, I don't know. Half asleep. Must be. But I'm not now... Great stuff!

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Act)

*laughs her head off*  Oh, that's funny!  Glad you enjoyed it, whoever wrote it!   ;-D~Lotm

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Act)

...Come to think of it, I had a similar "brainfart" moment.  I was looking at the url to Amazon.com where my books are in pre-order sales, and I was thinking,  "Hey, that's a good price!  I need to buy a copy of thi--**  D'OH!  *forehead smack*  I WROTE it, and am getting effing Author's Copies!!"  lmaoHugs,~Lotm

10/10

juliannanight

Another perfect story, and another perfect ending. It was well worth the read as always. *Sighs* Though I will always have to say it. I miss your novles, but I really did love this story dear. Julianna

0/10

jectex

Roflmao!!! This is great.

0/10

jectex

Oh, Severus... you devil.

10/10

coopershawk

Still as entertaining (smirk) no matter how many times I have read this story.  Thanks.

10/10

LLieser

OMG this was waaay to funny, im still laughing iv read this story twice now and it gets funny each time please tell me there will be a sequle and soon. this is just to good.

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Act)

Nope, that's all she wrote!  Busy with other things.  There are thousands of fluffy critters begging for attention in my plot-bunny refugee camp, ya know...But I'm glad I could tickle your funnybone with a cottony tail or two...~Lotm

10/10

Chavela25

PERFECT!

0/10

EverMystique

Sexy, entertaining, and I love the way you had them both end up being the cause of the marriage law. LOL. Well done.

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Act)

Sometimes I like my lemon with a twist...lol.~Lotm

0/10

EverMystique

THAT was and abso-f-ing-lutely great chapter!

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Act)

Thank you, thank you...~Lotm

10/10

Merlinsbeard

Bloody brilliant!

0/10

astopperindeath

adorable and hilarious!  thank you for sharing this story with us!

0/10

astopperindeath

i thought i had read everything by you, lotm, but i just found this today!  i'm loving it so far!!

0/10

mom2divas

This was a great story! I've never read one from this angle before and it was quite refreshing. As well as quite funny!

10/10

Lkmaide

Still as good as the first readthrough!

0/10

sunny33

I'd say they got an "O" for the practical.  Wonderful story as usual.


Flower

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sunny33

Bloody brilliant! Just don't pick on us Kiwis or I will have to send Peter Jackson over with a giant weta or two Phththt

10/10

CharmedForce

This is still one of my favorite MLC fics. Hell, it is one of my favorite SSHG fics as well. I come back to read it every so often and it is just as amusing as it was the first time.

0/10

rachow

Call me dense, but just what is it that she has paper cuts on?  Or is that up to the reader's imagination?  Also, the speech that Hermione gave in her defense at the Wizengamot was brilliant.  I don't think that anyone wants to come home and see that on their bed.  Kudos to Hermione for pointing that out.

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Act)

Lol, it's meant to imply that she got papercuts on her genitalia.  And thank you.  While there is nothing terrible about plump-figured women (I am one, myself), and some men do enjoy plump-figured women...combined with Dolores Umbridge's personality?  *shuddersquick*Come to think of it, I can't imagine how Petunia Dursley (a svelt figured woman) ever "landed her man"...~Lotm

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Act)

Lol, it's meant to imply that she got papercuts on her genitalia.  And thank you.  While there is nothing terrible about plump-figured women (I am one, myself), and some men do enjoy plump-figured women...combined with Dolores Umbridge's personality?  *shuddersquick*Come to think of it, I can't imagine how Petunia Dursley (a svelt figured woman) ever "landed her man"...~Lotm

8/10

mekareami

What a lovely twist on the MLC! As always thank you for writing

9/10

Persevero

Oh Merlin - paper-cuts...!

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