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Potions Under Duress Walking Into Bars
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Walking Into Bars

1: The Limbo Rock or Who The Hell Is Jimmy Buffet?

2: Son Of A Beach or Slippery When Wet

3: Zorba The Geek or Tipping Isn't Just A City In China

4: Baa Baa Black Sheep, Have You Any Wool Trousers?

5: Snacks On The Beach or De-Nile Ain't Just A River In Egypt

6: Guess Who's Coming To Dinner, or, What Does Xana*du*?

7: Is That A Banana In Your Hammock, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

8: Love is a Fire, Burning aka Cream: It's Good on Top

Walking Into Bars

michmak and zambonigirl

40 Reviews   |   40 Ratings, 0 Likes, 42 Favorites )

Humor Potions Under Duress 29,846 Words 8 Chapters WIP
Albus Dumbledore Dean Thomas Hermione Granger Severus Snape

In answer to the "Hermione Walks Into A Bar" challenge. A combined effort between Michmak and Zambonigirl. In this chapter: Hermione walks into a bar. Literally.

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Chapters (8)

Chapter 1: The Limbo Rock or Who The Hell Is Jimmy Buffet?

Chapter 2: Son Of A Beach or Slippery When Wet

Chapter 3: Zorba The Geek or Tipping Isn't Just A City In China

Chapter 4: Baa Baa Black Sheep, Have You Any Wool Trousers?

Chapter 5: Snacks On The Beach or De-Nile Ain't Just A River In Egypt

Chapter 6: Guess Who's Coming To Dinner, or, What Does Xana*du*?

Chapter 7: Is That A Banana In Your Hammock, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Chapter 8: Love is a Fire, Burning aka Cream: It's Good on Top


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michmak and zambonigirl

Member Since 2006  |  1 Story  |  Favorited by 0  |  1 Review Written  |  6 Review Responses

We're two insane people who got together over our Grissom/Sara obsession with CSI. Now we're ready to wreak havoc with Hermione/Snape.

Rest assured! We are working on WIB! Just because it's been over a year, don't lose hope. We're just having a hard time translating our completely AU story to totally AU territory.

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Reviews for Walking Into Bars

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0/10

roserojo

more pleeeeeaaasssee.

0/10

LillaQ

Great story! I love it so far. And it's so funny.

10/10

Amethystique

What an absolutely fantastic piece of fiction!  The character interaction is brilliant  and I love how the chemistry is building between our favourite dungeon-dwellers.  Great dialogue too, oh and Severus' Gay brother?!!! What a hoot! More PLEASE? *bats eyelashes and offers large quantities of Honeydukes best*

10/10

dracomusca

BRAVO!!! THIS IS WONDERFUL!!!THE sexual tension is brilliant, the perfect desperate pain in snape... awesome.MORE MORE!!! PLEASE PLEASE!

9/10

DawnEB

I remember reading this far elsewhere, but I never saw it finished - does this mean I can expect to read more of this wonderful story with all it's puzzling little details in the near future?I'm willing to beg a little if it would help, ahem, (takes deep breath) pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease ;)

0/10

ladyofthemasque

AUGH!  You ended it there?  And I have to go away from the internet until the end of the month, starting tomorrow??  AAAAAAUGH!!  *kicks your 'puter chairs*  You'd better have a tonne of GREAT updates waiting for me when I get back!Hugs,~Lotm

Response from michmak and zambonigirl (Author of Walking Into Bars)

Okay, okay! I promise that by the time you get back, we'll have at least one new chapter. ~Zambi

Response from ladyofthemasque (Reviewer)

One chapter?  I'll be gone for TWELVE DAYS, ladies!  ~Lotm

Response from michmak and zambonigirl (Author of Walking Into Bars)

Twelve whole days? Oh, well. In that case...Yeah. One chapter. Have fun wherever you go, and don't have too much computer withdrawal. ~Zambi

Response from ladyofthemasque (Reviewer)

*dirty look*  You are SOOO lucky I'm in the middle of a heat-wave and it's too hot to throw myself on the floor, kick my heels, and...wait, maybe a tantrum isn't a bad idea--it's laminate now, not carpet, so it'll be nice and cool...Meh, too much energy.  I'll just whinge and pout petulantly.  *mope*~Lotm

10/10

Chartreuse

if you're posting this here I hope it means another chapter. I'd given up since it's been so long but hopefully??

Response from michmak and zambonigirl (Author of Walking Into Bars)

Never give up! Never surrender!Yeah, we're working on it. ~Zambi

10/10

pickles

is this your way of saying that it's going to get a new chapter.

oh pretty please.........

0/10

PattyWaffle

I remember this story! But it was never finished I think. . . I hope  you finsih it, I love this story.

0/10

PattyWaffle

I remember this story! But it was never finished I think. . . I hope  you finsih it, I love this story.

0/10

ladyofthemasque

More more more more more, please!  It'll help cure your pneumonia.  Or something like that.  (Take your antibiotics, too!)  ~Lotm

8/10

septentrion

that was a good laugh so far with a hint of a plot.

10/10

lupinschewtoy

Oh I do so hope you finish this story.  I absolutely love stoic and noble Severus.  I don't think most men could have resisted as long as he has, poor boy.  Look forward to more.

10/10

Yolande

This is a marvellous, wonderful, entertaining story; are they both concussed? And the quote, is it from 'Blow dry' or 'Close my eyes'? I can see that it can stand on it's own as tender scenes between two lovers, but, But.......     Just  a few more......Let Severus relax, with Hermione,  happily in love...

0/10

inna_chy

*poke*

do we get another chapter yet?  please?  pretty please?  we've waited nicely... for like 478 days.

   i'll beg.

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