Chapter Five
The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach
Chapter 5 of 8
articcat621Hermione offers to teach her friend Martha's summer baking class. While doing so, she runs into someone she hadn't seen for years.
A/N: Thank you all so much for your continued response! I'm so pleased so many of you are enjoying this little tale. I'd like to give a huge thanks to JenniferLupinBlack for being my fantastic alpha and to TrisanaChandler13 for being my fantastic beta.
Disclaimer: JKR owns the world of Harry Potter, not me. I am making no money from the posting of this story.
Chapter 5
Hermione carefully packaged her cookies, having decided to bring them over to Martha's house. She was eager to see her friend, as they had a lot to discuss...mainly, her neighbor.
When Hermione discussed Severus with Martha earlier in the week, her friend had been incredibly aloof about the situation. She was determined to find out why Martha was being so secretive. There wasn't any reason for it, was there? All she wanted to know was a little more about Severus, was that too much to ask?
Getting into her car, she drove to Martha's house while humming a song she had heard on the radio earlier in the day.
Pulling into the driveway, Hermione looked at the houses on each side of Martha's home. She wondered which one was Severus'.
"Hermione!" Martha called from the front porch. She waved, a warming smile on her.
"Hello, Martha!" Hermione called as she exited her car. "I brought over some cookies we made in class today." She placed the cookies on the table, taking a seat on the bench swing.
"Those smell absolutely delicious, Hermione," Martha gushed, immediately reaching for a cookie.
"And how's my favorite godson?" Hermione asked, taking the small babe from her friend's arms.
"Favorite godson?" Martha shook her head. "He's your only godson."
"Well, maybe, but once little James is born, I'll have two godsons."
"Oh, you lucky, lucky girl," Martha said with a snort. "But he's doing well. He was just fed and burped so I'm sure he'll fall asleep soon."
Hermione cuddled Jared while she sang to him softly.
Martha watched with a smile on her face. "You'd make a wonderful mother, Hermione."
At Martha's words, an image of Severus popped into her mind. She tried to push the idea of him and children away, but failed miserably. Ginny was right: she had developed a crush on her former professor.
"Hermione?" Martha asked. "Is there anything you want to talk about?" A knowing expression appeared on her face.
Hermione sighed. "Tell me about Severus, Martha. How long have you been neighbors? Is he decent to you? Has he mentioned the war or anything about the wizarding world to you? Has he said anything about his past?"
Martha laughed. "Hermione, one question at a time!" She took another cookie, biting into the soft center. "We've been neighbors for five years now. He moved in shortly after I bought my own house. He was a very private man then. He still is, of course, but now it isn't as bad. It took ages for me to get him to come over for a cup of tea. Although he can be snide and callous, he is a good man on the inside, which I'm sure you've noticed." Martha smirked, watching Hermione.
She blushed. "Er, yes, I may have noticed that Severus had changed from when I last spoke to him."
Her friend grinned. "I think he would do you some good, Hermione. You've been single for so long."
"I'm sorry, am I interrupting?"
Startled, both girls turned to the porch steps. Severus stood there, a plate of cookies in his hand.
Hermione's eyes widened in mortification as she wondered how much he had heard. "Hello, Severus," she said quickly.
"Oh, more cookies!" Martha said excitedly. "Thank you, Severus." Martha stood and took the plate from him. "He's been bringing me all his baked goods the past few days."
"Have you?" Hermione questioned, looking to Severus. His expression remained stoic.
"He's improved quite a bit, thanks to you," Martha said. "It seems Hermione's been doing you some good, Severus."
"Yes, well," he said, shifting on his feet. "I hope you enjoy."
"Actually, Severus, I was wondering if you'd do me a favor. You see, I was going to invite Hermione in for tea, but I actually don't have any."
He arched his brow. "Your point being?"
Martha gave him a look. "I know you have some tea at your house."
Severus let out a sigh. He turned to Hermione, an amused expression on his face. "Miss Granger, would you care to come over for tea?"
Embarrassed from Martha's antics, Hermione blushed. She nodded, sending a glare to Martha.
"Wonderful!" Martha said, standing. "Let me see Jared." She took the baby from Hermione's arms and grabbed her cookies. "Thanks again for the cookies." Entering her house, she closed the door behind her.
Hermione looked to Severus awkwardly. "So," she said, gently biting her lip.
"Come along, Miss Granger," he said, turning and walking down the sidewalk. "I invited you to tea."
"But only because of Martha," Hermione retorted, cursing herself for wishing he had invited her on his own accord. She looked down at her feet, wishing she was anywhere but here.
"Hermione," he said softly, saying her name for the first time.
Her head jerked upwards, eyes wide as she met his gaze. "Severus," she replied.
"Please, come in for tea," he said, pointing to his house. It was the one to the left of Martha's. A white house with grey shutters. Completely ordinary.
"All right," she said, following him to his house. As she walked inside, she quietly looked around.
His home was clean. Cleaner than she would have expected from a bachelor. But was he one? Her eyes widened when she realized she didn't know if he had anyone.
"Are you married?" she blurted out.
He paused, turning to look at her. "No, I'm not. Why would you ask that?"
"Well, your house is so clean, so I thought..."
"So you thought I was married," Severus finished for her. "No, Miss Granger, some people are simply capable of taking care of their home." He motioned for her to take a seat on the sofa.
"Miss Granger? I was Hermione five seconds ago," Hermione complained as he made them tea. She watched as his fingers moved quickly, preparing the tea exactly to her liking. How did he know how she liked her tea?
"That moment has passed," Severus retorted quickly.
She sighed, shaking her head. Her curls tumbled about. "I just can't read you." She accepted the cup of tea he handed her but didn't drink from it. She suddenly felt sick to her stomach.
Looking up at Severus, she saw his expression was once more cool. Hermione let out a small groan of frustration.
"Yes, Miss Granger?" he inquired, curious as to her behavior.
Hermione placed her cup of tea on the table. "You're just so hot and cold, Severus! One minute, I think you like me, and the next, you're treating me as if I'm an inconvenience. I can't stand it."
"Then don't," he said curtly. "Leave."
"It's just frustrating, Severus. I just want to know. I need an answer or at least something." She looked at him with pleading eyes. "Don't shut me out, Severus. Not when we've come so far."
He watched with guarded eyes as she stood and slowly approached him. She hated the coldness in his eyes. It reminded her too much of the past.
"Please, Severus. All this flirting and your behavior in class... Does it mean anything?"
He remained silent.
Hermione could scream in frustration. "Please, Severus, I want it to mean something."
Severus closed the distance between them, his lips landing on hers. Hermione immediately wrapped her arms around his neck, deepening the kiss. She closed her eyes, savoring the sensation of his body pressed against hers.
It was pure heaven. Ecstasy bubbled within her body, spreading throughout her like a warm fire. He was everything she ever wanted. Yes, she wanted him. Oh, sweet Merlin, she did.
Abruptly, the kiss ended as Severus pushed her away.
"What?" she asked, looking up at him in a daze. Horror was written all over his face.
"Get out," he abruptly said, backing away from her.
The warm, fuzzy feeling slowly left her body. It was replaced with a dark, depressing coolness.
"Severus, I don't understand," Hermione whispered. "I thought that you..."
"Get out," he said, narrowing his eyes at her. "Get out of my house, Granger."
Tears filled her eyes. "Severus, please, talk to me."
"Get out of my house!" he shouted, pulling out his wand. Her eyes widened.
She didn't need to be told twice. Hermione ran from the room as quickly as possible, slamming his front door shut with unnecessary force.
She cried the whole way home.
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Latest 25 Reviews for The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach
45 Reviews | 4.87/10 Average
Good-bye? come on Severus do you think that will put her off? Hermione is not going to take no for an answer. Does the word " Griffindor " ring any bells?
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
*sigh* I know, Severus really needs to pull his stuff together.Thank you!! Xx
Action is definitely better than moping. Well done Hermione - at least she has given him something to think about stew over.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Hehehe, thank you for the review! She certainly has given him something to think about ;)
Now isn't that just like our Severus? Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much. He's so head over heels for Hermione that he can't even convincingly deny it.I can't wait to see how this works out!!! Beth
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very very much for the review :) I'm glad you're enjoying the story :)
Damn Hermione!!! That was completely BADASS! Although Severus is more stubborn than I thought. He was truly horrified that she thought he was a masochist. There's something more going on; depression maybe? I can't help but wonder how long will it take for them to reunite, since he said good-bye after she left, it seems that he's still planning on ignoring her. Maybe she could provoke him to react if she made him jealous. He wants her, and he seems to be the type who would deny wanting her, but wouldn't want anyone else to have her either.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Yay! Your review made me smile! I'm pleased that you enjoyed Hermione's badassery, and hope that you enjoy the next (and final) chapter! Xx
Arrrg! That man is so frustrating. Keep trying Hermione he is worth it. Love the story looking forward to more!
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you so so much! I'm pleased you're loving the story! Xx
WELL! is Hermione going to put up with that, how dare he tell her who she should love. Right now Severus has all the nerve of an inpacted wisdom tooth, and none of the charm, I hope Hermione womans up, and goes all Griffindor on his arse. She didn't put up with this sort of crap from Ron, it was canarys' full blast!
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you so do much for the review!! Don't you worry, Hermione will certainly be giving him a piece of her mind! :)
I love the story and am very happy when I see an update. May I ask a favor? Please humor the purists among your readers and change the last sentence of the first paragraph: Severus had literally taken her heart and stomped on it. He did not "literally" pull the physical heart from her chest cavity and step on the organ while she bled to death. I realize many people now use "literally" for emphasis but once upon a time, it really meant "as it truly is, not figuratively" and the image of a flattened heart resulting in Hermione's rather messy end rather detracted from the story for me, which was a pity. Thank you for your work -- I can't see what happens next!
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you for the review. I appreciate you taking the time to leave me your thoughts. Xx
Well... I agree with Martha. He is being an idiot! I hope he'll come to his senses before the class is over and Hermione has moved on to more promising pastures. A lady can only stand so much ill treatment before she hardens her heart and writes the offending man out of her life... but then, this is Hermione we're talking about. He's sure to see her at least one more time. She'll want to tell him what she thinks about his behavior.C'mon, Severus. Admit it, you find yourself attracted to her. Big time!Beth
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very much for reading and reviewing the story :) don't worry, she'll definitely be telling Severus what she thinks ;) Xx
I agree with Martha; Severus is an idiot. But I am glad that Hermione realizes he's probably afraid, which we were able to see, is accurate. Now the question remains, what is Hermione going to do about it? Being Gryffindor, she's not going to let it go without at least confronting him. Which we all know, he desperately needs. I can't wait to see what happens.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you so much for reading and reviewing! I agree! Hermione certainly isn't going to allow him to just get away with it. She'll tell him exactly what she's thinking ;) Xx
I was looking for a fun summer story and this one fits the bill. I love the exchange with Snape and Martha. That gave me a chuckle. I look forward to more.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very much! I hope you continue to enjoy the story :D
Severus Snape, in tight pants, toped with chocolate ganache, it doesn't get any better than that.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Mmmm, that's every girls' dream, isn't it? Yum, yum, yum! :)
Severus Snape, in tight pants, toped with chocolate ganache, it doesn't get any better than that.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thanks for the review!!
Hermione may as well stop denying it she loves snape! Great update!
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very much! I'm glad you're liking it :D <3
Ah, but she planted the seed! Now he'll be thinking about it all night, even if it's only in the negative to start xD
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Hehehe, thanks for taking the time to read & review :)
ahhh Severus, if only it were that easy.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very much!! Xx
This sounds like fun. And Snape in a Jaguar. Mmmmmm
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thanks for the review! I agree, I can't see Severus is anything but a sexy car ;)
This is getting very interesting ! Can't wait to read more.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very much! I'm pleased you're enjoying it!
I like Martha– she's going to make this fun for them and us, isn't she? Severus keeps telling himself (and now Martha) that he isn't interested in Hermione, but I think he's lying. I'm enjoying this story very much! Beth
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you so much! I'm glad you're liking the story
Morning people have no respect for those of us who are not. Ginny did well in teasing Hermione.I love chocolate ganache. <wanders away dreamily thinking of Snape and vats of chocolate ganache>
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Mmmm, I'd love me ganache-dipped Severus. Yummy! :D
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Mmmm, I'd love me ganache-dipped Severus. Yummy! :D
Yummmmm. Muggle!Snape in a Jag, and Hermione in a Beetle.This is going to be delicious!Beth
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you so much! :D I can't imagine Snape in anything else ;) xx
Desire ran through him, making it feel like he had been electrocuted.Oh yes. He's got it bad.Beth
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Yes he does! But we'll see how long it takes him to see that ;)
Is Martha related to Dumbledore?Enjoying.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Heheh, no, but I definitely thought it'd be fun to have someone meddling ;) xx
Wow! it's a wonder Hermione could even speak, after such a shock. A forrest green Jag the sexiest car ever, Severus could not possibly drive any other car.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
I agree! A sexy Severus needs a sexy car ;) hehe
Great start! Im looking forward to see how this plays out.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you! I hope you continue to enjoy the story :) xx
Hee! Oh, I can't wait to see how this situation words out for the two of them. And if Severus will ever find it within himself to call Hermione by name.
Nice start!
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very much for the review! I appreciate it :)