Chapter Four
The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach
Chapter 4 of 8
articcat621Hermione offers to teach her friend Martha's summer baking class. While doing so, she runs into someone she hadn't seen for years.
A/N: Thank you all so much for your continued response! I'm so pleased so many of you are enjoying this little tale. A huge thank you to JenniferLupinBlack for being my fantastic alpha and to TrisanaChandler13 for being my fantastic beta.
Disclaimer: JKR owns the world of Harry Potter, not me. I am making no money from the posting of this story.
Chapter 4
The first week passed by quickly. Every day was practically the same and Hermione was growing frustrated.
His formality was driving her up a wall. Everyone else called her Hermione, but not him. She remained Miss Granger, no matter how many times she tried to correct him. She would call him Severus, and he'd still respond formally. She didn't understand him. What was so wrong with him saying her first name?
Just once, she decided. Just once she wanted to hear that deliciously smooth voice of his say her name. She wondered if it would roll off his tongue perfectly or if he would stumble over the mess of consonants.
Severus Snape was driving her insane, and she was sure was sure he was doing it on purpose. He was constantly asking questions that she was sure he knew the answer to.
It was like Snape was turning into a teacher's pet, and she couldn't figure out why. Why in Merlin's name was he constantly vying for her attention? It was so unlike him and she just couldn't figure him out.
It was frustrating as hell. She felt like tearing her hair from her head in frustration. Every time she tried to ask him about his behaviors, he always made up some incomprehensible excuse before walking away. She just didn't understand him.
A small part of it was amusing. It was almost like their tables had turned. Just as she was always going the extra mile on her homework, he was going the extra mile with his baking. His skills continued to improve, and he was almost at the point of being a perfect baker. She was always making an excuse to taste his food. It was always delicious.
But today would be different. Hermione was determined to find a way to make him spill. The way he was messing around with her wasn't fair, and she wouldn't take it anymore!
As the class filed in, Hermione watched the door. She was waiting for him. He would always greet her first, sometimes cutting her off in the process. But today, she was determined to beat him to it.
He strode through the door, his messenger bag slung over his shoulder.
"Morning, Severus," Hermione cheerfully said, doing a victory dance in her mind.
He paused mid-stride to look at her. "Good morning, Miss Granger." Then, without a backward glance, he took his seat.
She frowned. That wasn't exactly the reaction she had been hoping for. She didn't know quite what she was looking for, but something would have been nice. A smirk? Or even a full hint of a smile? But no, she received a blank face.
Well, bugger.
Sighing, she turned towards her class. "Today we'll be making chocolate chip cookies. I know this seems like an easy recipe for most, but it isn't. It takes careful measurements and cooking time—April, make sure you pay attention today—in order to keep the cookies from burning, being too dry, etc. Now, come take a paper and begin."
Everyone began to move forward but she only had eyes for one person. Severus was sitting in his chair, his dark eyes watching her. She arched a brow in return, silently challenging him. He blinked, and then got up from his chair to collect his ingredients.
Hermione chose that moment to go over to the cooler as well. She loved chocolate chip cookies and had decided to bake some.
As she reached up for the milk, a hand brushed hers. Startled, she pulled back.
"Do you need any assistance, Miss Granger?" Severus asked, his body incredibly close to hers.
Hermione licked her lips, shaking her head. He smelt wonderful, absolutely wonderful. Like woodland spices and coffee all mixed together. It was unique. It was him.
"Miss Granger?" he asked, a small smirk appearing on his face. "Why, it seems I've rendered the infamous Miss Granger speechless once again."
She scowled. "Severus, you know it isn't nice to tease people."
"Then you shouldn't make it so easy," he retorted. He glanced at her and then back at the milk. "Are you sure you don't need my assistance? You are quite short, Miss Granger."
"No," she snapped, grumbling something under her breath. Getting up on her tippy toes, she reached up to the cooler shelf and grabbed a cartridge of milk.
Severus watched with an amused expression as Hermione moved around the cooler to gather her ingredients. Her lips formed the most adorable little pout as she shook her head, her curls tumbling all over the place. The fire in her eyes ignited something deep within him.
He had thought he'd never have felt such passion for anyone again. After all, the situation with Lily ruined any types of hopes he had about finding a partner. Life had been continuously cruel to him. It seemed only right that he would die alone.
But then Hermione walked into the classroom earlier this week and his life had changed. For the first time in forever, Severus felt something more than complete indifference. At first it was innocent. He enjoyed the way her hips would sway as she moved around the kitchen. Her nose would scrunch up when she was concentrating on a difficult baking task. And he loved the way she'd take the time to explain the steps to everyone, especially those two lovesick teenagers. Hermione would have made a great teacher.
But what got him most was the idea of her baking for him and him alone. He imagined her moving about the kitchen, making dinner and baking cake for dessert. Or maybe she'd make him Crème Brulée or some other succulent dessert.
And he knew what he felt was desire. He wanted Miss Hermione Granger, despite all the red flags and warning. Her age was a big one but he pushed that thought aside. She was an adult now, long past her Hogwarts years. To begin with, she had always been mature for her age.
So he set out with his mission to impress her. He used to mock her behaviorism during her students years, but now, he was trying to channel his inner teacher's pet. He wanted to impress Hermione enough so she would give him a chance. He wanted a chance with her.
"Miss Granger," he said, gaining her attention. He watched with eager eyes as she walked over.
"Yes, Severus?"
"I'm sorry to bother you, but could you show me how to properly cut my dough?" He had molded it into a long roll of cookie dough and had seen the perfect opportunity to gain Hermione's attention.
"Pardon?" she asked, disbelief written all over her face.
"May you show me how to cut it?" He held up the knife.
Hermione carefully took the knife, brushing her hand against his. "Like this," she said, cutting the end of the roll off to form a cookie.
"Ah, so I see, Miss Granger," he said, looking up at her. She had the most beautiful brown eyes. "Thank you for showing me; I don't know how I would have managed."
"Severus, what are you playing at?" Hermione hissed quietly, her eyes darting around frantically.
He shrugged. "I don't know what you mean, Miss Granger. I needed your assistance, isn't that what you're here for?"
She looked at him warily. "Yes, I suppose I am. Well, if that's all."
"For now," he responded, smirking at her. He watched as she huffed and stormed away.
It really was too easy to mess with her.
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Latest 25 Reviews for The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach
45 Reviews | 4.87/10 Average
Good-bye? come on Severus do you think that will put her off? Hermione is not going to take no for an answer. Does the word " Griffindor " ring any bells?
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
*sigh* I know, Severus really needs to pull his stuff together.Thank you!! Xx
Action is definitely better than moping. Well done Hermione - at least she has given him something to think about stew over.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Hehehe, thank you for the review! She certainly has given him something to think about ;)
Now isn't that just like our Severus? Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much. He's so head over heels for Hermione that he can't even convincingly deny it.I can't wait to see how this works out!!! Beth
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very very much for the review :) I'm glad you're enjoying the story :)
Damn Hermione!!! That was completely BADASS! Although Severus is more stubborn than I thought. He was truly horrified that she thought he was a masochist. There's something more going on; depression maybe? I can't help but wonder how long will it take for them to reunite, since he said good-bye after she left, it seems that he's still planning on ignoring her. Maybe she could provoke him to react if she made him jealous. He wants her, and he seems to be the type who would deny wanting her, but wouldn't want anyone else to have her either.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Yay! Your review made me smile! I'm pleased that you enjoyed Hermione's badassery, and hope that you enjoy the next (and final) chapter! Xx
Arrrg! That man is so frustrating. Keep trying Hermione he is worth it. Love the story looking forward to more!
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you so so much! I'm pleased you're loving the story! Xx
WELL! is Hermione going to put up with that, how dare he tell her who she should love. Right now Severus has all the nerve of an inpacted wisdom tooth, and none of the charm, I hope Hermione womans up, and goes all Griffindor on his arse. She didn't put up with this sort of crap from Ron, it was canarys' full blast!
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you so do much for the review!! Don't you worry, Hermione will certainly be giving him a piece of her mind! :)
I love the story and am very happy when I see an update. May I ask a favor? Please humor the purists among your readers and change the last sentence of the first paragraph: Severus had literally taken her heart and stomped on it. He did not "literally" pull the physical heart from her chest cavity and step on the organ while she bled to death. I realize many people now use "literally" for emphasis but once upon a time, it really meant "as it truly is, not figuratively" and the image of a flattened heart resulting in Hermione's rather messy end rather detracted from the story for me, which was a pity. Thank you for your work -- I can't see what happens next!
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you for the review. I appreciate you taking the time to leave me your thoughts. Xx
Well... I agree with Martha. He is being an idiot! I hope he'll come to his senses before the class is over and Hermione has moved on to more promising pastures. A lady can only stand so much ill treatment before she hardens her heart and writes the offending man out of her life... but then, this is Hermione we're talking about. He's sure to see her at least one more time. She'll want to tell him what she thinks about his behavior.C'mon, Severus. Admit it, you find yourself attracted to her. Big time!Beth
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very much for reading and reviewing the story :) don't worry, she'll definitely be telling Severus what she thinks ;) Xx
I agree with Martha; Severus is an idiot. But I am glad that Hermione realizes he's probably afraid, which we were able to see, is accurate. Now the question remains, what is Hermione going to do about it? Being Gryffindor, she's not going to let it go without at least confronting him. Which we all know, he desperately needs. I can't wait to see what happens.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you so much for reading and reviewing! I agree! Hermione certainly isn't going to allow him to just get away with it. She'll tell him exactly what she's thinking ;) Xx
I was looking for a fun summer story and this one fits the bill. I love the exchange with Snape and Martha. That gave me a chuckle. I look forward to more.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very much! I hope you continue to enjoy the story :D
Severus Snape, in tight pants, toped with chocolate ganache, it doesn't get any better than that.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Mmmm, that's every girls' dream, isn't it? Yum, yum, yum! :)
Severus Snape, in tight pants, toped with chocolate ganache, it doesn't get any better than that.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thanks for the review!!
Hermione may as well stop denying it she loves snape! Great update!
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very much! I'm glad you're liking it :D <3
Ah, but she planted the seed! Now he'll be thinking about it all night, even if it's only in the negative to start xD
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Hehehe, thanks for taking the time to read & review :)
ahhh Severus, if only it were that easy.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very much!! Xx
This sounds like fun. And Snape in a Jaguar. Mmmmmm
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thanks for the review! I agree, I can't see Severus is anything but a sexy car ;)
This is getting very interesting ! Can't wait to read more.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very much! I'm pleased you're enjoying it!
I like Martha– she's going to make this fun for them and us, isn't she? Severus keeps telling himself (and now Martha) that he isn't interested in Hermione, but I think he's lying. I'm enjoying this story very much! Beth
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you so much! I'm glad you're liking the story
Morning people have no respect for those of us who are not. Ginny did well in teasing Hermione.I love chocolate ganache. <wanders away dreamily thinking of Snape and vats of chocolate ganache>
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Mmmm, I'd love me ganache-dipped Severus. Yummy! :D
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Mmmm, I'd love me ganache-dipped Severus. Yummy! :D
Yummmmm. Muggle!Snape in a Jag, and Hermione in a Beetle.This is going to be delicious!Beth
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you so much! :D I can't imagine Snape in anything else ;) xx
Desire ran through him, making it feel like he had been electrocuted.Oh yes. He's got it bad.Beth
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Yes he does! But we'll see how long it takes him to see that ;)
Is Martha related to Dumbledore?Enjoying.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Heheh, no, but I definitely thought it'd be fun to have someone meddling ;) xx
Wow! it's a wonder Hermione could even speak, after such a shock. A forrest green Jag the sexiest car ever, Severus could not possibly drive any other car.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
I agree! A sexy Severus needs a sexy car ;) hehe
Great start! Im looking forward to see how this plays out.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you! I hope you continue to enjoy the story :) xx
Hee! Oh, I can't wait to see how this situation words out for the two of them. And if Severus will ever find it within himself to call Hermione by name.
Nice start!
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very much for the review! I appreciate it :)