Chapter Two
The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach
Chapter 2 of 8
articcat621Hermione offers to teach her friend Martha's summer baking class. While doing so, she runs into someone she hadn't seen for years.
A/N: Oh my goodness, I'm so glad so many of you are enjoying the story! I'd like to give a huge thanks to JenniferLupinBlack for being my alpha and to TrisanaChandler13 for being my amazing beta. I hope you enjoy the next chapter of our little story.
Disclaimer: JKR owns the world and characters of Harry Potter, not me. I am making no money from the posting of this story.
Chapter 2
Severus pulled into his driveway. Getting out of his car, he walked into his small home. Today had been tiring.
When Hermione Granger had walked into the room today, his heart had stopped. She was the last person on Earth he would have expected to see.
He had to admit that she looked good, much different than the young girl he remembered from Hogwarts. Gone were the knobby knees and awkward figure, in its place was a woman's body. She was all curves with legs that seem to go on forever. Her hair seemed to have tamed itself since her youth. She had cascading curls instead of that matted bird's nest.
Not that he was checking her out or anything, because he wasn't. He'd rather pluck his eyes from his face than look at her in that way… any way really.
After spending so much time in seclusion, it was a strange feeling to see someone from his past. Severus had been determined that he would spend the rest of his days in solitude without anyone from the wizarding world in his life. He didn't need anyone. He never needed anyone. Why should that change?
He wondered what she was up too. The other two thirds of the "Golden Trio" were often in the paper. The Weasley boy especially, Severus thought with a sneer. It seemed the redhead had no class as he was always in the paper for something. He knew Potter had married the Weasley girl, but nothing about Hermione. She was never in paper. It was almost like she never existed.
Was she married? What was her career? What has she been doing with her life? He wanted answers to these questions, even though he would not admit that.
He knew she was Muggleborn. Maybe she had integrated herself into Muggle society much like he did. Maybe she was also a social recluse. She had always been cleverer than her friends; maybe she had finally realized that?
She moved beautifully in the kitchen. He had watched, captivated, as she walked about, gathering the ingredients and mixing them together. Her curls had bounced with every step, and she was cheerful at every moment.
He wondered if she wanted to strangle those two young lovers. He knew he did, as well as Martha. April and Dave spent every lesson the same way. They'd kiss, cook a little, kiss, cook some more, kiss… It was a never ending pattern. Severus knew if he had students like that in his Potions classroom he'd be frustrated beyond belief.
His cake had turned out a bit dry, but it was good. He wanted to do better, though. He was a Potion's master. Putting ingredients together and heating them was something he should be able to do with perfection. He shook his head. He'd just have to try harder.
Severus glanced at his bay leaf pound cake. Hermione was right; the combination of orange and bay leaves was quite delicious. But it was too much; he wouldn't be able to eat it all.
He glanced out his window and looked across the way. Maybe Martha would like some? He was sure that with a newborn, she wouldn't have time to make herself food. Yes, he decided he would bring some cake over.
Cutting Martha a slice, he wrapped it up. He walked across the day, knocking on her door.
It flung open seconds later, revealing a frazzled Martha. "Severus!" she exclaimed. "Come in, come in. Jared just went down for a nap so you'll have to wait to see him."
"It's all right, Miss Jones. I was just going to drop off the pound cake we made today." He held up the plate.
"Oh, do come in," Martha gestured, holding open the door to let him in. "I'll make us a cup of tea."
Severus followed her into the living room. He took a seat as she bustled around the kitchen. "Are you sure you don't want me to do it?" he asked.
Martha poked her head out of the kitchen. "Oh, yes, please. Can you do it fast with your magic thing?"
Severus chuckled. "It won't be as good as the normal way."
"Don't care," Martha said with a wave of her hand. "I need tea, now."
Severus went into the kitchen, quickly making two cups of tea. Taking them back into the living room, he saw Martha sprawled across the couch.
"Feeling all right?" he inquired. "Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Severus, you are just too sweet," Martha said, flashing him a smile. "And no, I'm fine. It'll take some time to adjust, but I think I've got it."
"I'm glad to hear that," he replied, taking a seat.
"So," Martha said, sending him a look. "I just got off the phone with Hermione."
Severus internally groaned. He should have known Martha would want to speak about Hermione.
"Why didn't you tell me you knew her?" Martha inquired.
"You've never mentioned her," Severus countered. "She was my student many years ago."
"Hmm," Martha said. "I suppose I should have made the connection, she attending Hogwarts while you teaching there."
Severus grunted noncommittally.
"She's grown a bit since you've last seen her, eh?" Martha said, a mischievous look in her eye. "She said you looked good for your age."
He abruptly stood, not liking where Martha was going. He could see the silly gleam in her eye and knew better. He would not fall victim to her ploy. "Miss Jones, I think I will take my leave."
"Oh, Severus, come on," she said with a laugh. "Stay! What's wrong with talking about Hermione?"
He ignored her. "Take care, Miss Jones. Ring me if you need anything."
"She loves a man who cooks!" Martha called out after his retreating form. "She's single!"
Severus shook his head, walking out the door. The cries of a baby filled the air behind him, and he silently smirked. Serves that meddling woman right. What was she thinking? Trying to set Miss Granger and me up.
No, he'd pour himself a glass of bourbon and forget Hermione Granger.
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Latest 25 Reviews for The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach
45 Reviews | 4.87/10 Average
Good-bye? come on Severus do you think that will put her off? Hermione is not going to take no for an answer. Does the word " Griffindor " ring any bells?
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
*sigh* I know, Severus really needs to pull his stuff together.Thank you!! Xx
Action is definitely better than moping. Well done Hermione - at least she has given him something to think about stew over.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Hehehe, thank you for the review! She certainly has given him something to think about ;)
Now isn't that just like our Severus? Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much. He's so head over heels for Hermione that he can't even convincingly deny it.I can't wait to see how this works out!!! Beth
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very very much for the review :) I'm glad you're enjoying the story :)
Damn Hermione!!! That was completely BADASS! Although Severus is more stubborn than I thought. He was truly horrified that she thought he was a masochist. There's something more going on; depression maybe? I can't help but wonder how long will it take for them to reunite, since he said good-bye after she left, it seems that he's still planning on ignoring her. Maybe she could provoke him to react if she made him jealous. He wants her, and he seems to be the type who would deny wanting her, but wouldn't want anyone else to have her either.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Yay! Your review made me smile! I'm pleased that you enjoyed Hermione's badassery, and hope that you enjoy the next (and final) chapter! Xx
Arrrg! That man is so frustrating. Keep trying Hermione he is worth it. Love the story looking forward to more!
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you so so much! I'm pleased you're loving the story! Xx
WELL! is Hermione going to put up with that, how dare he tell her who she should love. Right now Severus has all the nerve of an inpacted wisdom tooth, and none of the charm, I hope Hermione womans up, and goes all Griffindor on his arse. She didn't put up with this sort of crap from Ron, it was canarys' full blast!
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you so do much for the review!! Don't you worry, Hermione will certainly be giving him a piece of her mind! :)
I love the story and am very happy when I see an update. May I ask a favor? Please humor the purists among your readers and change the last sentence of the first paragraph: Severus had literally taken her heart and stomped on it. He did not "literally" pull the physical heart from her chest cavity and step on the organ while she bled to death. I realize many people now use "literally" for emphasis but once upon a time, it really meant "as it truly is, not figuratively" and the image of a flattened heart resulting in Hermione's rather messy end rather detracted from the story for me, which was a pity. Thank you for your work -- I can't see what happens next!
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you for the review. I appreciate you taking the time to leave me your thoughts. Xx
Well... I agree with Martha. He is being an idiot! I hope he'll come to his senses before the class is over and Hermione has moved on to more promising pastures. A lady can only stand so much ill treatment before she hardens her heart and writes the offending man out of her life... but then, this is Hermione we're talking about. He's sure to see her at least one more time. She'll want to tell him what she thinks about his behavior.C'mon, Severus. Admit it, you find yourself attracted to her. Big time!Beth
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very much for reading and reviewing the story :) don't worry, she'll definitely be telling Severus what she thinks ;) Xx
I agree with Martha; Severus is an idiot. But I am glad that Hermione realizes he's probably afraid, which we were able to see, is accurate. Now the question remains, what is Hermione going to do about it? Being Gryffindor, she's not going to let it go without at least confronting him. Which we all know, he desperately needs. I can't wait to see what happens.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you so much for reading and reviewing! I agree! Hermione certainly isn't going to allow him to just get away with it. She'll tell him exactly what she's thinking ;) Xx
I was looking for a fun summer story and this one fits the bill. I love the exchange with Snape and Martha. That gave me a chuckle. I look forward to more.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very much! I hope you continue to enjoy the story :D
Severus Snape, in tight pants, toped with chocolate ganache, it doesn't get any better than that.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Mmmm, that's every girls' dream, isn't it? Yum, yum, yum! :)
Severus Snape, in tight pants, toped with chocolate ganache, it doesn't get any better than that.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thanks for the review!!
Hermione may as well stop denying it she loves snape! Great update!
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very much! I'm glad you're liking it :D <3
Ah, but she planted the seed! Now he'll be thinking about it all night, even if it's only in the negative to start xD
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Hehehe, thanks for taking the time to read & review :)
ahhh Severus, if only it were that easy.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very much!! Xx
This sounds like fun. And Snape in a Jaguar. Mmmmmm
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thanks for the review! I agree, I can't see Severus is anything but a sexy car ;)
This is getting very interesting ! Can't wait to read more.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very much! I'm pleased you're enjoying it!
I like Martha– she's going to make this fun for them and us, isn't she? Severus keeps telling himself (and now Martha) that he isn't interested in Hermione, but I think he's lying. I'm enjoying this story very much! Beth
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you so much! I'm glad you're liking the story
Morning people have no respect for those of us who are not. Ginny did well in teasing Hermione.I love chocolate ganache. <wanders away dreamily thinking of Snape and vats of chocolate ganache>
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Mmmm, I'd love me ganache-dipped Severus. Yummy! :D
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Mmmm, I'd love me ganache-dipped Severus. Yummy! :D
Yummmmm. Muggle!Snape in a Jag, and Hermione in a Beetle.This is going to be delicious!Beth
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you so much! :D I can't imagine Snape in anything else ;) xx
Desire ran through him, making it feel like he had been electrocuted.Oh yes. He's got it bad.Beth
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Yes he does! But we'll see how long it takes him to see that ;)
Is Martha related to Dumbledore?Enjoying.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Heheh, no, but I definitely thought it'd be fun to have someone meddling ;) xx
Wow! it's a wonder Hermione could even speak, after such a shock. A forrest green Jag the sexiest car ever, Severus could not possibly drive any other car.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
I agree! A sexy Severus needs a sexy car ;) hehe
Great start! Im looking forward to see how this plays out.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you! I hope you continue to enjoy the story :) xx
Hee! Oh, I can't wait to see how this situation words out for the two of them. And if Severus will ever find it within himself to call Hermione by name.
Nice start!
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very much for the review! I appreciate it :)