*bows* Thank you kindly for the praise! I'm glad to see that you had as much fun reading it as I did writing it. :)

Thank you very kindly! Could I interest you in a sequel or two (also on this site?) I don't know if they're funnier, but they surely do try! (And, the best part is, they're absolutely free!)

I'm definitely going to work my way through them all! I've listed you in my favourite authors so I don't miss a thing! :D

*sigh* The first review I ever got on TPP!I guess that's why I've kept it so long on my 'unresponded to reviews' page. Like a good luck charm. Not sure why I'm answering it now, since I can always use all the good luck I can get... but somehow, it seems right, a little over a year after it all started, and a few weeks from what is, in effect, the end. It's been a heck of a ride!Thanks for hosting this house of cool--and for not siccing the bouncers on me.

  You are welcome.  And thanks for posting your wonderful stories.  They've kept me in stitches (the good kind).

While it may be possible to be too rich and definitely possible to be too thin, one can never, ever, be too funny. Thanks for reviewing!

I must say, I've had reviews mentioning mirth-induced spitting on the keyboard/monitor, falling out of chairs, and a particularly memorable one involving an accident with tomato soup and a cracker, but this... this is one for the record books.  *bows* Mil gracias! So glad you enjoyed this and took the time to review!

This review really brighted up my Halloween night. In fact, it was my only bright spot that night, because my computer crashed catastrophically right after reading it!Fortunately, after nearly two months of cajoling, threatening, bodging, and the judicious application of holy water, computer is finally working again--so one Regina P. Fletcher, Master Fairy God-Jarvey and I can congratulate you on your lovely turn of phrase (the image of wearing a corset to a bra-burning party is as good a metaphor for the juxtaposition of Reggie on reality as anything I could ever devise.)Did I mention the beginning of the third installment in this series is in the queue as we speak? *whistles innocently*

Reggie appreciates both the comment and the phrasing

Ah, well, you're in luck--that's the sort of Snape I write. More snarky battles are in the offing, as soon as I finish my Challenge response. Thank you for reviewing!

Thank you! I'm glad you had fun with it.

And, oh, Spanish curse words! There's something great about they way that they fly out of someone's mouth, sounding like one long, angry word. It always sounds more like you MEAN it, in Spanish! LOL

I very much agree. It all sounds better in a different language. Lol. Have you written any other stories because I would very much like to read them. Also, do you beta? I need some help with that.Thanks! Litfreak81

*blushes* Thank you for your interest! The Petulant Poetess has all of my fan fiction, including all the sequels (so far) to Courtesy of your Fairy God-Jarvey. I have a couple more FGJ sequels in progress (as well as other random HP stories), and they will be posted here once they're complete.

In terms of beta reading--I'm not sure how much help I would be. While I can catch spelling mistakes and the occasional sentence flow problem reasonably well, I am not at all adept at punctuation (which is why I am so grateful to Tempest of Dreams, my current beta and to Larilee, my original beta!)

Have you tried the beta directory here at TPP, or asking at the Potter_Place Yahoo group? Any number of people who post there are decent betas!

Good luck!

I will continue to read your stories, seeing as they add a little humor to my life. I just finished reading 'Let someone ELSE tell you about the birds and the bees' and thought that it was great almost as funny if not funnier than 'Courtesy of your fairy god, Jarvey.'Even if you are not one for puntcuation, I was wondering whether you could help me with the spelling and sentence flow, for which I am notorious. Lol. How can I get the transcript to you? Email works for me, if that is convenient.  I'll also see if I can get ahold of Tempest and see if she will go ahead and beta a few of my works in progress.Thanks a lot!Litfreak81PS. Do you know anything about posting a challenge? I would very much like to do so, but since I am new to the forum, I don't have a firm grip on how things work. Thanks again.

LOL! Best.  Reggie. Description. Ever. ^_^

LOL! Best.  Reggie. Description. Ever. ^_^

Thank you very much! Every fandom needs its comic relief (especially HP, with the dramatic themes of the series) and I do try to provide a fair share.And well, Jarveys... It's tough to go wrong with Reggie in your corner, right?

Thank you! (Incidentally, that particular Towel Dispenser is a highlight of tours of the Ministry Banquet Facilities to this day...)

LOL One had to sneak in there eventually! When writing 20,000 words in three days, it's a wonder that more such clinkers didn't get past the normally eagle-eyes of the lovely Larilee, beta extraordinaire. Glad it didn't detract too much from your enjoyment of the tale!

Hello again!  It's always a pleasure to hear that someone had as much fun reading my Jarvey stories as I had writing them! Thank you kindly for taking the time to review.(The Spanish footnotes are my inner Hermione being thorough. )

Thank you kindly! The Jarvey (and even the towel dispenser!) are feeling the love.

Oops. *sheepish* You are much welcome, including, er, to any lingering images. :) Glad you enjoyed the Jarvey! Thanks for the review!

Thanks so much--I aim to generate grins! If you're up for more, the sequel's in the queue!!! 

Haha--oops! Well, I guess either Severus didn't shave as well as he thought, or maybe all those months of doing without built up his testosterone to the point where it grows back really quickly. Snogging a man with even a wee bit of stubble is asking for ouch!

Good heavens. Don't go toes-up on my account--after all, fandom cannot afford to lose the writer of 'The Man With the Golden Wand'!

Ha! Be careful what you wish for! Fortunately, Fairy Godmothers are a little less literal-minded that Genies. Glad you liked it! (now, if only I can maintain comedy control throughout the sequel...)

Oh, I have all the confidence in you that you will be able to keep up the comedy!!  Um, is control necessary?

Hee hee... Well, she is pretty fluent in English and Spanish, but I do believe she can come up with the odd vulgarity in Japanese, Slovak, and maybe, just maybe, French! Thanks for the review!

Towley thanks you much for the kind words. And the Jarvey's gag writer appreciates it as well! Thanks for the review, and there is a sequel in the queue if you're interested!