New Chapter for Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey

Reggie and Turpin sound like an explosive mix.Please give my love to Towel-y, this world would be a better place, if we had more warm, soft, fluffy towels, at hand just when we need them. Thank you.

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

I think I'm going to meditate on Towely for a bit and see if something amusing shakes loose. Maybe if I look deeply into his well-deserved sparkles...Thanks every so kindly, once again, for all the lovely reviews!

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

10/10

What does one have to do to" make LUCIUS MALFOY,LOOK AMUSINGLY KINKY'' No wait , I just remembered what curiosity did too the cat. Please don't tell me I wonder if The Endless Warm Towel Dispenser would get along with Marvin? .

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

Believe me, I've bribed Severus very well never to tell ME that little tidbit of information either!!I sincerely believe that The Endless Warm Towel Dispenser would be of immense comfort to Marvin, and somewhere, someone with far too much time on their hands is wiritng Marvin/Towely. (And if they are, I hope I never find THAT out, either...)

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

10/10

Oh my, Severus out Slytherined by a GRYFFINDOR! Reggie seems to him well in hand, bless her

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

As a first-class Journeywoman, Reggie is capable of having any situation (or Snape) well in hand. Thanks so kindly for reviewing, and I sincerely apologize for how bloody long it takes me to respond--I vow to someday finish answering all reviews!(Except for The-Review-Which-Must-Not-Be-Named-because-I-can't-bring-myself-to-respond-to-anyone-who-admits-to-doing-THAT-while-reading-my-fic. Not responding to that one.)

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

10/10

Sigh... all the bunnys are happy Looking forward to reading more about MFG-J

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

Reggie looks forward to hearing more from you, bless you, honey! One of these years, I hope to find the WD-40 for my old, rusty writing gears and unstick myself enough to finish the series!

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

Reggie looks forward to hearing more from you, bless you, honey! One of these years, I hope to find the WD-40 for my old, rusty writing gears and unstick myself enough to finish the series!

10/10

MalyssaQuark

Haha, that was great :)I loved Towel-y!

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

Thank you most kindly! I'm rather fond of dear old Towely myself.

0/10

I started re-reading this and discovered that Reggie eats chip butties (plural!) for breakfast. *shudders*Also, Snape and Hermione's children would have the bushiest hair ever. Yikes.

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

LOL Yes... the little critter can really pack it away. I refuse to speculate as to where she puts it!I think that any children they have would have hair requiring fairy intervention. Thanks for reviewing!

0/10

oleaginous? helluva vocabulary word

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

I think I was having a Roget Day.

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

I think I was having a Roget Day.

0/10

btw, Hermione's terror of Lockhart!Snape is hysterical.

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

*takes a bow* Thank you!

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

*takes a bow* Thank you!

0/10

Goodbye, Regina Fletcher, FG-JJ1; Hello, Regina Fletcher, MFG-JHa! Nice twist, her pretending to be Snape's fairy god-Jarvey. Otters bite each other on the nose as a mating ritual or during sex? REALLY? I love Hermione's post-coitus thoughts. Makes me wonder if Reggie really thought Lockhart!Snape would do the trick indirectly, or if she just flubbed up.

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

Makes me wonder if Reggie really thought Lockhart!Snape would do the trick indirectly, or if she just flubbed up.Ah, I suppose that depends on whether you think Reggie is more lucky--or more sly. You could always read the rest of the series and weigh the evidence!Thanks very much for all the reviews!

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

0/10

Reggie drives me nuts. I keep on hearing Wanda Sykes when I read her lines. She's lucky she doesn't have to wear a tiara, at least.

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

LOL Reggie seems to evoke comparisons to any number of funny ladies. I think that if she were handed a tiara, she'd find a way to change it into a large, tacky jewel-encrusted FGJ pendant or something!

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

0/10

andyourbirdcansing

Lol!!

Sev definitely met his match with Reggie here...XD

I'm so glad that this fic is finished hehehehehe...

Oh and sorry for the ignorance but... what's a Jarvey? =P I imagine an animal... like a ferret... but I don't really know what it is... (English isn't my first language...)

great writing =)

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

Thanks very much! I'm glad you liked it!To answer your question--a Jarvey is a magical creature similar in appearance to a ferret or weasel. There's a picture of Reggie in her tutu on my TPP bio page. :D

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

0/10

sunny33

I'm so pleased Towel-y got his heart's desire!

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

I would've felt like I was spitting on Douglas Adams' grave to do otherwise!

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

I would've felt like I was spitting on Douglas Adams' grave to do otherwise!

0/10

sunny33

Now that is One devious FGJ!

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

The one and only!

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

The one and only!

0/10

sunny33

I think someone should introduce Reggie to Trinny and Susanna!

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

*racks small brain, imagines finding a glimmer of recognition, but said glimmer refuses to solidify into an actual fact* You've lost me, my friend. Who are Trinny & Suzanne?

Response from sunny33 (Reviewer)

Where have you Americans been for the last few years? :P Trinny and Susannah are style gurus in the UK, fronting such programs as "What Not to Wear", where they teach women ( and men) how to dress to best show their good points ( cleavage plays a big part), and minimise the bad. They have spawned a whole run of "me too" programs such as "How to Look Good Naked"...

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

LOL That sort of stuff lives on cable, for which I lack the disposable income. :D

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

*racks small brain, imagines finding a glimmer of recognition, but said glimmer refuses to solidify into an actual fact* You've lost me, my friend. Who are Trinny & Suzanne?

Response from sunny33 (Reviewer)

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

LOL That sort of stuff lives on cable, for which I lack the disposable income. :D

10/10

MollysSister

Oh how I love this story!!! I am doing a bit of reading for a new quiz I am putting together using the sex god challenge. Fun!

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

Hee! Glad you liked it. Thanks much for the review. ^_^

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

Hee! Glad you liked it. Thanks much for the review. ^_^

0/10

mock_turtle

you have such a talent for this. and I can't believe reg sent snape out looking like a snazzy version of the red hat society.

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

*bows* Thank you kindly! Oh, gosh, the red hat ladies would have a field day with Snape at the festivities... LOL!

10/10

Saille

Oh, this was too cute! ::still giggling::

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

The Towel Dispenser, Reggie, and I thank you for appreciating the cuteness!

(Actually, Reggie and I thank you--the Towel Dispenser just glows happily.)

10/10

I want an Endless Warm Towel Dispenser. And my own Severus the Sex God Snape. And my own Fairy-God Jarvey…

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

I think you need to forward this to Santa!

Thanks again luv, for stopping by!

10/10

LOL! I loved how Reggie was actually Hermione's fairy-god Jarvey. I didn't see that coming! Fun stuff!

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

Hee!

I maintain that my mom was frightened by a book of O.Henry stories before I was born. :D

10/10

I didn't know Regina Fletcher came about because of the Makeover Sex God!Snape challenge. What a clever response this was. Regina is quite the character, and I like her as a plot device (who becomes an integral and well-loved plot device) to makeover Snape.

Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)

**bows** The beloved plot device and her gag writer thank you for your reviews, and for the pleasure of your talent and company in our continuing collaboration.

Now that the speech is over, you will find the drinks on the long table to the left and rear of the hall. :D

10/10