Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey
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Snape is getting a makeover. Why, you ask? Well, wouldn't you, if offered one by a Fairy God-Jarvey? Inspired by the SexGod!Snape Challenge. (The original Fairy God Jarvey story!)
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Mostly Harmless! Though I have to admit, I'm even stranger than I appear. ;-) There's a pile of unbeta'd stuff on my LJ (dracfic) if you're interested in Raw, Untamed, fanfic.
Believe it or not, "How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic" has been rec'ed by Know It Alls! It's true! They gave me this pretty lil' ribbon and everything! And in March 2007, they saw fit to likewise reccommend (as an antidote to angst) the story that started it all, 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey'--just in time for the first anniversary of that story's posting! *hugs Harm*
(I also have to admit that 'mostly harmless' may not be the most apt description of a member of the Mad Chatters...)
Reviews for Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey
This chapter is hillarious! The towel dispenser really steals the show in the gents lav. I laughed so hard my eyes were tearing. I got the "Hitchhiker's Guide" influence and appreciate it greatly. One more chapter with a generous helping of lemon pudding (and some smart comments from Reg) should round the story out quite nicely.
Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)
Towley thanks you much for the kind words. And the Jarvey's gag writer appreciates it as well! Thanks for the review, and there is a sequel in the queue if you're interested!
Very amusing :) I look forward to more
Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)
Thank you! There's a sequel in the queue, if you could use a chuckle!
Fun
Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)
Thank you! there's more fun (in the form of a sequel) in the queue!
Loved it and Reggie was hilarious!
Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)
*bows* Thank you kindly! 
What a great story--I have been laughing so hard! And all I could think of while reading Hermione's chant was the movie Bad Santa! I look forward to reading more of your work 
Response from dracontia (Author of Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey)
Thank you kindly! I'm afraid I've only a few more installments in the Fairy God-Jarvey series, but perhaps you can find something else amongst my scribbles to amuse you.