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Hogwarts House-Elves Housekeeping Files: vol. 1990s Chapter 13: Staff Information Form: Severus Snape Fall 1991
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Hogwarts House-Elves Housekeeping Files: vol. 1990s

1: Prologue May 1998

2: Staff Information Form: Firenze Spring 1996

3: Inter-Castle Memo dated 3-10-1994

4: Supply Request dated 21-07-1991

5: HEWO dated 25-08-1997

6: Inter-Castle Memo dated 29-11-1992

7: Staff Meeting Agenda/Minutes dated 23-09-1995

8: Staff Information Form: Hooch Fall 1992

9: Supply Request dated 30-08-1991

10: Inter-Castle Memo dated 14-11-1993

11: HEWO dated 12-09-1992

12: Staff Meeting Agenda/Minutes dated 15-11-1991

13: Staff Information Form: Severus Snape Fall 1991

14: Interlude July 1998

15: Inter-Castle Memo dated 28-11-1992

Staff Information Form: Severus Snape Fall 1991

Hogwarts House-Elves Housekeeping Files: vol. 1990s

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Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Staff Information Form

School Term: Autumn 1991

Name: Severus Snape

Subject: Potions

Additional Duties: Head of Slytherin House, brewing potions for infirmary,

harvesting Potions ingredients

Location of Quarters: Dungeon, behind portrait of Boris the Bloody-Minded

Location of Office/Classroom: Dungeon Four

Best Cleaning Times: During mealtimes, when he is in the Great Hall, or late night while he is making rounds

Classroom Cleaning Notes: Always use gloves; no touching Potions spills with bare fingers! (Professor Snape is yelling if you forgets your gloves, but gives you Burn Paste if you is needing it.)

Office Cleaning Notes: Keep specimen jars dusted and polished, and refill red ink as necessary. Fire must be kept burning in winter.

Quarters Cleaning Notes: Watch out for book piles on the floor. Keep bookshelves dusted, but don't rearrange.

Laundry Preferences: Stain Resist and Fireproofing Charms on all clothes and Billowing Charm on teaching robes. Keep white clothes and black clothes SEPARATE.

(Professor Snape is getting very angry when his white pants is coming back grey.)

Items to treat CAREFULLY: All books must be left as they is! Professor Snape is having a system for his bookshelves and piles, and he is not liking it when they is disturbed. (Ask Bluey and Voxy; they is understanding the system.)

All Potions ingredients is not to be touched without Professor Snape's permission.

Favourite Foods: Roast beef, Yorkshire pudding, Sticky Toffee Pudding, Elf-Made red wine.

Disliked Foods: Cabbage, beans on toast, pumpkin juice

Tea Preferences: Lapsang Souchong, no milk or sugar

Typical Punishment: Shouting, throwing jars of cockroaches, telling elves to get out.

Number of Punishments Administered: 1234

Typical causes for punishment: Touching Potions ingredients without gloves, losing his page in his books, washing black and white clothes together, cleaning too loud when Professor Snape has a headache.

Number of Clothes Threats: 752 (But he is never actually giving them.)

When to Avoid: Early morning, after classes, before he is drinking his tea, after he is talking to the Headmaster or Professor Trelawney.

Additional Notes: Professor Snape is especially hating Halloween, so elves is not to bother him then.

Updated: 15 August, 1991

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author: bluestocking

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Latest 25 Reviews for Hogwarts House-Elves Housekeeping Files: vol. 1990s

63 Reviews  |  7.92/10 Average

10/10

mick42

If there is one thing, Hermoine does well, it is learn.

10/10

mick42

Severus seems, a tiny, wee, little bit, emm, shall we say, fussy.

10/10

mick42

Ahh, don't tell me, my inner eye sees all, mmm, Fred ... and, and, George?

10/10

mick42

Awww. Diggy shrine.  

10/10

mick42

Fred & George insurance! Does Molly know about that?

10/10

mick42

Unbridge? creepy.

10/10

mick42

Horseyman! too funny Love that the notes, keep house elf speech patterns. Thank you. 

10/10

mick42

Nice start, and premise. Ron sure knows the way to Hermiones heart, {and lips  } Looking forward to more. Thank you.   

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Tilly

This is a great idea! Looking forward to what they find out :) brilliant opening chapter, Ron is spot on teenage boy, very funny!

10/10

sunny33

I think the whole school should have Potter insurance! :)

10/10

sunny33

Hermione may find out more than she wanted to know. :)

10/10

sunny33

Good one! :)

10/10

sunny33

Methinks Draco Malfoy is a tad fussy. :)

8/10

feisanna

Ha!!!  love the bludger/Harry Potter/Weasley Twins insurance clause

9/10

Alexannah

Brilliant fic, really imaginitive idea. Would love to see information forms on all the staff.

7/10

zenobia

He practices wit bow and arrows a lot.Make sure you crack loud. Fantastic.

10/10

sunny33

Fancy picking on Sibyll. Who would have thought? :0

10/10

sunny33

The ice cracked me up. :)

10/10

pickles

very funny

10/10

pickles

Enjoyed

the elf's update is the day of my birth.

too funn

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debjunk

another cute entry.

10/10

esmelle

Wow stay away from Hooch when there is a Quidditch game on! She doesn't like bacon?! Everybody loves bacon:). Thanks for a fun read.

10/10

sunny33

A Harry Potter clause? Tee hee. :)

10/10

sunny33

*shudder* ;)

10/10

sunny33

And an appointment with Hermione's parents? ;)

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