Staff Information Form: Severus Snape Fall 1991
Hogwarts House-Elves Housekeeping Files: vol. 1990s
Chapter 13 of 15
goat of abeDid you ever wonder what happens behind the scenes at Hogwarts?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Staff Information Form
School Term: Autumn 1991
Name: Severus Snape
Subject: Potions
Additional Duties: Head of Slytherin House, brewing potions for infirmary,
harvesting Potions ingredients
Location of Quarters: Dungeon, behind portrait of Boris the Bloody-Minded
Location of Office/Classroom: Dungeon Four
Best Cleaning Times: During mealtimes, when he is in the Great Hall, or late night while he is making rounds
Classroom Cleaning Notes: Always use gloves; no touching Potions spills with bare fingers! (Professor Snape is yelling if you forgets your gloves, but gives you Burn Paste if you is needing it.)
Office Cleaning Notes: Keep specimen jars dusted and polished, and refill red ink as necessary. Fire must be kept burning in winter.
Quarters Cleaning Notes: Watch out for book piles on the floor. Keep bookshelves dusted, but don't rearrange.
Laundry Preferences: Stain Resist and Fireproofing Charms on all clothes and Billowing Charm on teaching robes. Keep white clothes and black clothes SEPARATE.
(Professor Snape is getting very angry when his white pants is coming back grey.)
Items to treat CAREFULLY: All books must be left as they is! Professor Snape is having a system for his bookshelves and piles, and he is not liking it when they is disturbed. (Ask Bluey and Voxy; they is understanding the system.)
All Potions ingredients is not to be touched without Professor Snape's permission.
Favourite Foods: Roast beef, Yorkshire pudding, Sticky Toffee Pudding, Elf-Made red wine.
Disliked Foods: Cabbage, beans on toast, pumpkin juice
Tea Preferences: Lapsang Souchong, no milk or sugar
Typical Punishment: Shouting, throwing jars of cockroaches, telling elves to get out.
Number of Punishments Administered: 1234
Typical causes for punishment: Touching Potions ingredients without gloves, losing his page in his books, washing black and white clothes together, cleaning too loud when Professor Snape has a headache.
Number of Clothes Threats: 752 (But he is never actually giving them.)
When to Avoid: Early morning, after classes, before he is drinking his tea, after he is talking to the Headmaster or Professor Trelawney.
Additional Notes: Professor Snape is especially hating Halloween, so elves is not to bother him then.
Updated: 15 August, 1991
~~~***~~~***~~~
author: bluestocking
Story Actions
To follow, favorite, like, and more either log in or create an account.
Leave a Review
Log in to leave a review.
Latest 25 Reviews for Hogwarts House-Elves Housekeeping Files: vol. 1990s
63 Reviews | 7.92/10 Average
If there is one thing, Hermoine does well, it is learn.
Severus seems, a tiny, wee, little bit, emm, shall we say, fussy.
Ahh, don't tell me, my inner eye sees all, mmm, Fred ... and, and, George?
Awww. Diggy shrine.
Fred & George insurance! Does Molly know about that?
Unbridge? creepy.
Horseyman! too funny Love that the notes, keep house elf speech patterns. Thank you.
Nice start, and premise. Ron sure knows the way to Hermiones heart, {and lips } Looking forward to more. Thank you.
This is a great idea! Looking forward to what they find out :) brilliant opening chapter, Ron is spot on teenage boy, very funny!
I think the whole school should have Potter insurance! :)
Hermione may find out more than she wanted to know. :)
Good one! :)
Methinks Draco Malfoy is a tad fussy. :)
Ha!!! love the bludger/Harry Potter/Weasley Twins insurance clause
Brilliant fic, really imaginitive idea. Would love to see information forms on all the staff.
He practices wit bow and arrows a lot.Make sure you crack loud. Fantastic.
Fancy picking on Sibyll. Who would have thought? :0
The ice cracked me up. :)
very funny
another cute entry.
Wow stay away from Hooch when there is a Quidditch game on! She doesn't like bacon?! Everybody loves bacon:). Thanks for a fun read.
A Harry Potter clause? Tee hee. :)
*shudder* ;)
And an appointment with Hermione's parents? ;)