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Hogwarts House-Elves Housekeeping Files: vol. 1990s Chapter 7: Staff Meeting Agenda/Minutes dated 23-09-1995
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Hogwarts House-Elves Housekeeping Files: vol. 1990s

1: Prologue May 1998

2: Staff Information Form: Firenze Spring 1996

3: Inter-Castle Memo dated 3-10-1994

4: Supply Request dated 21-07-1991

5: HEWO dated 25-08-1997

6: Inter-Castle Memo dated 29-11-1992

7: Staff Meeting Agenda/Minutes dated 23-09-1995

8: Staff Information Form: Hooch Fall 1992

9: Supply Request dated 30-08-1991

10: Inter-Castle Memo dated 14-11-1993

11: HEWO dated 12-09-1992

12: Staff Meeting Agenda/Minutes dated 15-11-1991

13: Staff Information Form: Severus Snape Fall 1991

14: Interlude July 1998

15: Inter-Castle Memo dated 28-11-1992

Staff Meeting Agenda/Minutes dated 23-09-1995

Hogwarts House-Elves Housekeeping Files: vol. 1990s

Chapter 7 of 15

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Did you ever wonder what happens behind the scenes at Hogwarts?

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Staff Meeting Agenda/Minutes

Meeting: 23rd September 1995

10:00 am to 11:00 am

Kitchens

Facilitator - Head Elf Jammy

What (agenda Item): Woolly hats

Who (which elf added it/presenting): Neity

How*: I-A

Action Taken (minutes notes): Neity says Badly Knitted hatses is being left hiding in Gryffindor common room, and is being founded by elveses. Fifty two has been found so far, and new ones is appearing daily. Ophy wants to burn them but Ady is saying she's a bad elf and is ironing handses. Instead we shoulds use magic to levytate them and then cleans up meses, leaving knitted hates in a pile.Ophy says leave them in a pile on top of the fire to burn. Dobby has volunteered to cleans room from now on.

What (agenda Item): Butterbeer

Who (which elf added it/presenting): Peejy

How*: D/P

Action Taken (minutes notes): Peejy wants to restrict amounts of butterbeer in kitchens, because Winky is drinking it all. Ady says that Winky not be give password to store. Dobby shakes his head and says that she might be a tricksy elf and gets password anyway. Voxy wonders why we dont's ward for the store, so if Winky goes near it, alarmses will goes off. Elvses has voted for alarm idea, so anti-Winky wards is being installed by Peejy, because she is good with wards. We is hoping that Winky is staying sober more often now.

What (agenda Item): Diggy shrine

Who (which elf added it/presenting): Voxy

How*: I-A

Action Taken (minutes notes): Voxy is remindsing us that Huffpuffs has a Diggy shrine in their common room, ands to keeps the golden egg shiny buts not open it (because it hurts ears), and to keeps the framed picture of Diggy polished with magic not wax, because hes allergic to bees. Voxy says to replace flowers every Friday and Tuesday, or theys start to smell funny.

What (agenda Item): School Broomstickses

Who (which elf added it/presenting): Ophy

How*: I-A

Action Taken (minutes notes): Opys says that there is being a woodworm infestations in the second broomstick shed on the right by the statue of St. Bartoke the Ugly. Woodwormses is eating brromsticks and they is unsafes. Shed needs to be fumigated and broomsticks replaced. Melthy has been asked to do this, and to put signs on door, so peoples know nots to use it.

*How code A -Action Item D/P -Discussion/Planning

I-A Information - Announcement I-H -Information – Handout

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author: kristoph

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Latest 25 Reviews for Hogwarts House-Elves Housekeeping Files: vol. 1990s

63 Reviews  |  7.92/10 Average

10/10

mick42

If there is one thing, Hermoine does well, it is learn.

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mick42

Severus seems, a tiny, wee, little bit, emm, shall we say, fussy.

10/10

mick42

Ahh, don't tell me, my inner eye sees all, mmm, Fred ... and, and, George?

10/10

mick42

Awww. Diggy shrine.  

10/10

mick42

Fred & George insurance! Does Molly know about that?

10/10

mick42

Unbridge? creepy.

10/10

mick42

Horseyman! too funny Love that the notes, keep house elf speech patterns. Thank you. 

10/10

mick42

Nice start, and premise. Ron sure knows the way to Hermiones heart, {and lips  } Looking forward to more. Thank you.   

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Tilly

This is a great idea! Looking forward to what they find out :) brilliant opening chapter, Ron is spot on teenage boy, very funny!

10/10

sunny33

I think the whole school should have Potter insurance! :)

10/10

sunny33

Hermione may find out more than she wanted to know. :)

10/10

sunny33

Good one! :)

10/10

sunny33

Methinks Draco Malfoy is a tad fussy. :)

8/10

feisanna

Ha!!!  love the bludger/Harry Potter/Weasley Twins insurance clause

9/10

Alexannah

Brilliant fic, really imaginitive idea. Would love to see information forms on all the staff.

7/10

zenobia

He practices wit bow and arrows a lot.Make sure you crack loud. Fantastic.

10/10

sunny33

Fancy picking on Sibyll. Who would have thought? :0

10/10

sunny33

The ice cracked me up. :)

10/10

pickles

very funny

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pickles

Enjoyed

the elf's update is the day of my birth.

too funn

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debjunk

another cute entry.

10/10

esmelle

Wow stay away from Hooch when there is a Quidditch game on! She doesn't like bacon?! Everybody loves bacon:). Thanks for a fun read.

10/10

sunny33

A Harry Potter clause? Tee hee. :)

10/10

sunny33

*shudder* ;)

10/10

sunny33

And an appointment with Hermione's parents? ;)

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