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Hogwarts House-Elves Housekeeping Files: vol. 1990s Chapter 3: Inter-Castle Memo dated 3-10-1994
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Hogwarts House-Elves Housekeeping Files: vol. 1990s

1: Prologue May 1998

2: Staff Information Form: Firenze Spring 1996

3: Inter-Castle Memo dated 3-10-1994

4: Supply Request dated 21-07-1991

5: HEWO dated 25-08-1997

6: Inter-Castle Memo dated 29-11-1992

7: Staff Meeting Agenda/Minutes dated 23-09-1995

8: Staff Information Form: Hooch Fall 1992

9: Supply Request dated 30-08-1991

10: Inter-Castle Memo dated 14-11-1993

11: HEWO dated 12-09-1992

12: Staff Meeting Agenda/Minutes dated 15-11-1991

13: Staff Information Form: Severus Snape Fall 1991

14: Interlude July 1998

15: Inter-Castle Memo dated 28-11-1992

Inter-Castle Memo dated 3-10-1994

Hogwarts House-Elves Housekeeping Files: vol. 1990s

Chapter 3 of 15

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Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Inter-Castle Memo

Date: 3rd October 1994

To: House-elves

Cc: Albus Dumbledore

From: Rolanda Hooch

Subject: Chicken Tikka Masala

Dear House-elves,

As you know, I am very fond of your cooking, and I am hoping that your exemplary skills will be up to recreating the most fantastic dish that I encountered in Muggle Birmingham while I was on holiday there. I managed to pick up the closely-guarded recipe from the shop-keeper—after a bit of gentle persuasion—and have written it out for you. This dish is slightly spicy, and when eaten with rice, I am confident that it would be beneficial for providing Quidditch players with plenty of energy for their matches. The recipe is as follows:

Ingredients

4 skinless chicken breasts

60ml/2¼fl oz olive oil

2 medium onions, finely chopped

2 garlic cloves, finely chopped

5cm/2in piece fresh root ginger, grated

2 tsp chilli powder

1 tsp ground turmeric

1 tsp ground coriander seeds

1 tsp ground cumin

4 tbsp tomato purée

2 very ripe tomatoes, roughly chopped

100ml/3½fl oz plain full-fat yoghurt

100ml/3½fl oz double cream

½ tsp salt

½ lime, juice only

splash water or chicken stock (if necessary)

cooked basmati rice, to serve

few sprigs fresh coriander, chopped, for garnish

Method

1. Cut the chicken breasts into very thin slices and heat the oil in a large frying pan. Once the oil is smoking, add the chicken, onions and garlic and fry for 30 seconds over a fierce heat. Immediately add the ginger, chilli powder, turmeric, coriander and cumin and fry for a further minute.

2. Stir in the tomato purée and the chopped tomatoes and boil rapidly for five minutes. Allow to cool slightly.

3. Add the yoghurt and double cream. Return to a low heat, bring to a simmer and then stir in the salt and lime juice. If the curry is too thick at this stage, you can add a little water (or chicken stock) to get the correct consistency.

3. Serve the curry with cooked basmati rice and chopped coriander.

I have been told that this will serve 4 people, so the recipe will need some adjustments, which I will leave in your capable hands.

Headmaster Dumbledore,

I hope that you will give your permission for such a culinary experiment to take place at Hogwarts. It is my hope that the students will enjoy such fare, and if this proves popular among staff and students, I ask that this become a regular dish on the menu at Hogwarts.

Signed:

R. Hooch

Flying Instructor

~~~***~~~***~~~

author: kristoph

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Latest 25 Reviews for Hogwarts House-Elves Housekeeping Files: vol. 1990s

63 Reviews  |  7.92/10 Average

10/10

mick42

If there is one thing, Hermoine does well, it is learn.

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mick42

Severus seems, a tiny, wee, little bit, emm, shall we say, fussy.

10/10

mick42

Ahh, don't tell me, my inner eye sees all, mmm, Fred ... and, and, George?

10/10

mick42

Awww. Diggy shrine.  

10/10

mick42

Fred & George insurance! Does Molly know about that?

10/10

mick42

Unbridge? creepy.

10/10

mick42

Horseyman! too funny Love that the notes, keep house elf speech patterns. Thank you. 

10/10

mick42

Nice start, and premise. Ron sure knows the way to Hermiones heart, {and lips  } Looking forward to more. Thank you.   

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Tilly

This is a great idea! Looking forward to what they find out :) brilliant opening chapter, Ron is spot on teenage boy, very funny!

10/10

sunny33

I think the whole school should have Potter insurance! :)

10/10

sunny33

Hermione may find out more than she wanted to know. :)

10/10

sunny33

Good one! :)

10/10

sunny33

Methinks Draco Malfoy is a tad fussy. :)

8/10

feisanna

Ha!!!  love the bludger/Harry Potter/Weasley Twins insurance clause

9/10

Alexannah

Brilliant fic, really imaginitive idea. Would love to see information forms on all the staff.

7/10

zenobia

He practices wit bow and arrows a lot.Make sure you crack loud. Fantastic.

10/10

sunny33

Fancy picking on Sibyll. Who would have thought? :0

10/10

sunny33

The ice cracked me up. :)

10/10

pickles

very funny

10/10

pickles

Enjoyed

the elf's update is the day of my birth.

too funn

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debjunk

another cute entry.

10/10

esmelle

Wow stay away from Hooch when there is a Quidditch game on! She doesn't like bacon?! Everybody loves bacon:). Thanks for a fun read.

10/10

sunny33

A Harry Potter clause? Tee hee. :)

10/10

sunny33

*shudder* ;)

10/10

sunny33

And an appointment with Hermione's parents? ;)

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