Inter-Castle Memo dated 3-10-1994
Hogwarts House-Elves Housekeeping Files: vol. 1990s
Chapter 3 of 15
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Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Inter-Castle Memo
Date: 3rd October 1994
To: House-elves
Cc: Albus Dumbledore
From: Rolanda Hooch
Subject: Chicken Tikka Masala
Dear House-elves,
As you know, I am very fond of your cooking, and I am hoping that your exemplary skills will be up to recreating the most fantastic dish that I encountered in Muggle Birmingham while I was on holiday there. I managed to pick up the closely-guarded recipe from the shop-keeper—after a bit of gentle persuasion—and have written it out for you. This dish is slightly spicy, and when eaten with rice, I am confident that it would be beneficial for providing Quidditch players with plenty of energy for their matches. The recipe is as follows:
Ingredients
4 skinless chicken breasts
60ml/2¼fl oz olive oil
2 medium onions, finely chopped
2 garlic cloves, finely chopped
5cm/2in piece fresh root ginger, grated
2 tsp chilli powder
1 tsp ground turmeric
1 tsp ground coriander seeds
1 tsp ground cumin
4 tbsp tomato purée
2 very ripe tomatoes, roughly chopped
100ml/3½fl oz plain full-fat yoghurt
100ml/3½fl oz double cream
½ tsp salt
½ lime, juice only
splash water or chicken stock (if necessary)
cooked basmati rice, to serve
few sprigs fresh coriander, chopped, for garnish
Method
1. Cut the chicken breasts into very thin slices and heat the oil in a large frying pan. Once the oil is smoking, add the chicken, onions and garlic and fry for 30 seconds over a fierce heat. Immediately add the ginger, chilli powder, turmeric, coriander and cumin and fry for a further minute.
2. Stir in the tomato purée and the chopped tomatoes and boil rapidly for five minutes. Allow to cool slightly.
3. Add the yoghurt and double cream. Return to a low heat, bring to a simmer and then stir in the salt and lime juice. If the curry is too thick at this stage, you can add a little water (or chicken stock) to get the correct consistency.
3. Serve the curry with cooked basmati rice and chopped coriander.
I have been told that this will serve 4 people, so the recipe will need some adjustments, which I will leave in your capable hands.
Headmaster Dumbledore,
I hope that you will give your permission for such a culinary experiment to take place at Hogwarts. It is my hope that the students will enjoy such fare, and if this proves popular among staff and students, I ask that this become a regular dish on the menu at Hogwarts.
Signed:
R. Hooch
Flying Instructor
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author: kristoph
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If there is one thing, Hermoine does well, it is learn.
Severus seems, a tiny, wee, little bit, emm, shall we say, fussy.
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Awww. Diggy shrine.
Fred & George insurance! Does Molly know about that?
Unbridge? creepy.
Horseyman! too funny Love that the notes, keep house elf speech patterns. Thank you.
Nice start, and premise. Ron sure knows the way to Hermiones heart, {and lips } Looking forward to more. Thank you.
This is a great idea! Looking forward to what they find out :) brilliant opening chapter, Ron is spot on teenage boy, very funny!
I think the whole school should have Potter insurance! :)
Hermione may find out more than she wanted to know. :)
Good one! :)
Methinks Draco Malfoy is a tad fussy. :)
Ha!!! love the bludger/Harry Potter/Weasley Twins insurance clause
Brilliant fic, really imaginitive idea. Would love to see information forms on all the staff.
He practices wit bow and arrows a lot.Make sure you crack loud. Fantastic.
Fancy picking on Sibyll. Who would have thought? :0
The ice cracked me up. :)
very funny
another cute entry.
Wow stay away from Hooch when there is a Quidditch game on! She doesn't like bacon?! Everybody loves bacon:). Thanks for a fun read.
A Harry Potter clause? Tee hee. :)
*shudder* ;)
And an appointment with Hermione's parents? ;)