Staff Meeting Agenda/Minutes dated 15-11-1991

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Staff Meeting Agenda/Minutes

Meeting: 15 November 1991

10:00 am to 11:00 am

Kitchens

Facilitator - Head Elf Jammy

What (agenda Item): Professor Quirrell's turban

Who (which elf added it/presenting): Melthy

How*: D/P

Action Taken (minutes notes): We is discussing the problem of Prof. Quirell's hat, which is to be smelling most badly. This is suggesting to humans that elves are not doing their job of keeping things clean. Is most distressing and a sore point for elf pride. We is asking Prof. Quirrell for his hat, but he is turning odd shade of pink and refusing us. We is thinking one of us elves needs to sneak in his room when it is off and clean it before it becomes most stinkier.

What (agenda Item): Fluffy's dinnertime

Who (which elf added it/presenting): Ophy

How*: I-A

Action Taken (minutes notes): Fluffy is having difficulties with eating. Instead of him eating nice ground tripe, he is trying to eats the house-elf bringing it to him. We is thinking is better to Apparate food to Fluffy. Mister Hagrid's suggestion that Fluffy is lonely and needs company while eating for to be happy does not appear to have grounding in reality. In short, we is getting out of there with our ears still attached. Best not tell Hagrid. Would make him unhappy.

What (agenda Item): Snorkack Infestation in third floor broom cupboard

Who (which elf added it/presenting): Blinksey

How*: A

Action Taken (minutes notes): Is most huge number of Snorkacks in cupboard. One is to be biting Blinksey when she went in to get a mop to clean up after Miss Myrtle's latest mess. We must be bringing empty Butterbeer bottles into closet; smell will make their horns itchy and they is leaving then. Best do fast before they is eating the last of the floor polish.

What (agenda Item): Christmas Tree Decorations

Who (which elf added it/presenting): Ady

How*: D/P

Action Taken (minutes notes): Mr. Filch is wanting to ban Christmas trees this season as they is dropping needles, making him sneeze, and oozing sap onto floors. We is not happy with suggestion and Headmaster Dumbledore says to ignore Mr. Filch who, he says, is being "a bit of a Scrooge." We is to be enchanting trees not to ooze or shed this year; be cautious Weasley twins is not nearby or else we may be needing to deal with trees that is oozing and dripping worse than usual instead

What (agenda Item): Morning Porridge

Who (which elf added it/presenting): Beffey

How*: A

Action Taken (minutes notes): Mr. Draco Malfoy is to be complaining that his morning porridge is being "flavorless, disgustingly cold, possesses the consistency of wallpaper paste, and is otherwise generally unfit for pureblood wizarding deglution" for last three days. We is running to dictionary and is realizing that this is being bad. We has resolved all of us is to taste test Mr. Malfoy's porridge each morning, but we is suspecting sabotage from Gryffindors. Perhaps armed guard around porridge pot necessary?

*How code A -Action Item D/P -Discussion/Planning

I-A Information - Announcement I-H -Information – Handout

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author: Meltha