Staff Information Form: Firenze Spring 1996
Hogwarts House-Elves Housekeeping Files: vol. 1990s
Chapter 2 of 15
goat of abeDid you ever wonder what happens behind the scenes at Hogwarts?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Staff Information Form
School Term: Spring 1996
Name: Firenze
Subject: Divination
Additional Duties: None
Location of Quarters: Ground Floor, next to Office & Classroom
Location of Office/Classroom: Ground Floor, Classroom Eleven
Best Cleaning Times: Early morning, while he is sleeping afters sunrise
Classroom Cleaning Notes: Keeps eyes on Mistletoe Trees for Nargles infestion
Office Cleaning Notes: Pile of leaves is chair, not mess to clean up
Quarters Cleaning Notes: Pile of leaves is bed, not mess to clean up; Horseyman is allergic to hay
Laundry Preferences: Not applicable
Items to treat CAREFULLY: Rocks are markers for stars and auspicious dates - do not move
Favourite Foods: Badger, Vole, Pumpkin juice
Disliked Foods: Carrots, Sugar lumps
Tea Preferences: Horseyman doesn't like tea
Typical Punishment: Sends away
Number of Punishments Administered: Five
Typical Causes for punishment: Offering carrots or sugar lumps; moving rocks
Number of Clothes Threats: None
When to Avoid: Mealtimes; during clear night skies or new moons
Additional Notes: Centaurs is really moody. If they is brooding, leaves them alone. Watch out for big rocks. You trips easy in his rooms, he moves them all the time. If you has a lot of work to do, don't ask him about the stars. Be careful around the big piles of leaves - he notices if they're not the same - he won't be able to sleep and that makes him grouchy. Scorch marks from cooking fires take two snaps, not one. He practices with bow and arrows a lot. Make sure you crack LOUD.
Updated: June 6, 1996
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author: pokeystar
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If there is one thing, Hermoine does well, it is learn. 
Severus seems, a tiny, wee, little bit, emm, shall we say, fussy.
Ahh, don't tell me, my inner eye sees all, mmm, Fred ... and, and, George? 
Awww. Diggy shrine. 
Fred & George insurance! Does Molly know about that? 
Unbridge? creepy.
Horseyman! too funny
Love that the notes, keep house elf speech patterns. Thank you.
Nice start, and premise. Ron sure knows the way to Hermiones heart, {and lips 
} Looking forward to more. Thank you.
This is a great idea! Looking forward to what they find out :) brilliant opening chapter, Ron is spot on teenage boy, very funny!
I think the whole school should have Potter insurance! :)
Hermione may find out more than she wanted to know. :)
Good one! :)
Methinks Draco Malfoy is a tad fussy. :)
Ha!!! love the bludger/Harry Potter/Weasley Twins insurance clause
Brilliant fic, really imaginitive idea. Would love to see information forms on all the staff.
He practices wit bow and arrows a lot.Make sure you crack loud. Fantastic.
Fancy picking on Sibyll. Who would have thought? :0
The ice cracked me up. :)
very funny
another cute entry.
Wow stay away from Hooch when there is a Quidditch game on! She doesn't like bacon?! Everybody loves bacon:). Thanks for a fun read.
A Harry Potter clause? Tee hee. :)
*shudder* ;)
And an appointment with Hermione's parents? ;)