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Hogwarts House-Elves Housekeeping Files: vol. 1990s Chapter 8: Staff Information Form: Hooch Fall 1992
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Hogwarts House-Elves Housekeeping Files: vol. 1990s

1: Prologue May 1998

2: Staff Information Form: Firenze Spring 1996

3: Inter-Castle Memo dated 3-10-1994

4: Supply Request dated 21-07-1991

5: HEWO dated 25-08-1997

6: Inter-Castle Memo dated 29-11-1992

7: Staff Meeting Agenda/Minutes dated 23-09-1995

8: Staff Information Form: Hooch Fall 1992

9: Supply Request dated 30-08-1991

10: Inter-Castle Memo dated 14-11-1993

11: HEWO dated 12-09-1992

12: Staff Meeting Agenda/Minutes dated 15-11-1991

13: Staff Information Form: Severus Snape Fall 1991

14: Interlude July 1998

15: Inter-Castle Memo dated 28-11-1992

Staff Information Form: Hooch Fall 1992

Hogwarts House-Elves Housekeeping Files: vol. 1990s

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Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Staff Information Form

School Term: 1992 – 1993

Name: Rolanda Hooch

Subject: Flight Instructor

Additional Duties: Quidditch Referee

Location of Quarters: None

Location of Office/Classroom: Office, Locker Rooms, Quidditch Pitch

Best Cleaning Times: We is to be cleaning the office only when she is not listening to the Arrows game on the talky-box. Madam Hooch is being very angry when the Arrows is not playing well, and tries to dance with house-elves when Arrows is being good at playing. Should see attached Quidditch game and practice schedules before we is entering Pitch or locker rooms. Especially locker rooms!

Classroom Cleaning Notes: Stands and ground should be cleared of leaves and/or snow before all Quidditch games and practices, and again cleared of debris, confetti, etc. following games. We is to be staying off the field during games; very dangerous.

Office Cleaning Notes: Extra house-elves is needed after Quidditch games, especially on days when it is raining. Madam Hooch is requesting additional wards to keep out all students when she is off Hogwarts grounds.

Quarters Cleaning Notes: Madam Hooch is not living at Hogwarts.

Laundry Preferences: Quidditch robes have water-repelling charm. We is to be removing this before washing.

Items to treat CAREFULLY: VERY IMPORTANT: Fiddly and Peppy warns to not open large case stored underneath the desk in Madam Hooch's office. ESPECIALLY if it moves. Please to not be opening it.

Favourite Foods: Sugar quills, kept in a tin in the bottom drawer of Madam Hooch's desk. Meals not being taken at Hogwarts.

Disliked Foods: Madam Hooch is not liking bacon.

Tea Preferences: No creams and sugars. Madam Hooch is liking her tea plain.

Typical Punishment: Yelling and sending away

Number of Punishments Administered: 6

Typical causes for punishment: Madam Hooch is not liking to be bothered when she is listening to Quidditch games on the talky-box. Madam Hooch becomes very angry if elves is opening the box under her desk. Balls in box become very angry too.

Number of Clothes Threats: 1

When to Avoid: Directly before or after Quidditch games. Madam Hooch becomes very excited about Quidditch.

Additional Notes: Madam Hooch requests that elves is cleaning locker rooms five times a day now. Is to be watching for red-haired Gryffindor girl too. She was hiding in the locker room by herselfs. Madam Hooch is worrying she be causing trouble, because all Weasleys is usually troublemakers. Madam Hooch is requesting all elves be staying away from Quidditch equipment.

Updated: 29 September, 1992

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author: JackieJLH

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Latest 25 Reviews for Hogwarts House-Elves Housekeeping Files: vol. 1990s

63 Reviews  |  7.92/10 Average

10/10

mick42

If there is one thing, Hermoine does well, it is learn.

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mick42

Severus seems, a tiny, wee, little bit, emm, shall we say, fussy.

10/10

mick42

Ahh, don't tell me, my inner eye sees all, mmm, Fred ... and, and, George?

10/10

mick42

Awww. Diggy shrine.  

10/10

mick42

Fred & George insurance! Does Molly know about that?

10/10

mick42

Unbridge? creepy.

10/10

mick42

Horseyman! too funny Love that the notes, keep house elf speech patterns. Thank you. 

10/10

mick42

Nice start, and premise. Ron sure knows the way to Hermiones heart, {and lips  } Looking forward to more. Thank you.   

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Tilly

This is a great idea! Looking forward to what they find out :) brilliant opening chapter, Ron is spot on teenage boy, very funny!

10/10

sunny33

I think the whole school should have Potter insurance! :)

10/10

sunny33

Hermione may find out more than she wanted to know. :)

10/10

sunny33

Good one! :)

10/10

sunny33

Methinks Draco Malfoy is a tad fussy. :)

8/10

feisanna

Ha!!!  love the bludger/Harry Potter/Weasley Twins insurance clause

9/10

Alexannah

Brilliant fic, really imaginitive idea. Would love to see information forms on all the staff.

7/10

zenobia

He practices wit bow and arrows a lot.Make sure you crack loud. Fantastic.

10/10

sunny33

Fancy picking on Sibyll. Who would have thought? :0

10/10

sunny33

The ice cracked me up. :)

10/10

pickles

very funny

10/10

pickles

Enjoyed

the elf's update is the day of my birth.

too funn

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debjunk

another cute entry.

10/10

esmelle

Wow stay away from Hooch when there is a Quidditch game on! She doesn't like bacon?! Everybody loves bacon:). Thanks for a fun read.

10/10

sunny33

A Harry Potter clause? Tee hee. :)

10/10

sunny33

*shudder* ;)

10/10

sunny33

And an appointment with Hermione's parents? ;)

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