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The P-Word

Paisley Snail

108 Reviews   |   108 Ratings, 0 Likes, 21 Favorites )

Humor Angst Romance Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 34,806 Words 13 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Priapism, n. Pathology. continuous, usually nonsexual erection of the penis, esp. due to disease.

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Chapters (13)

Chapter 1: One

Chapter 2: Two

Chapter 3: Three

Chapter 4: Four

Chapter 5: Five

Chapter 6: Six

Chapter 7: Seven

Chapter 8: Eight

Chapter 9: Nine

Chapter 10: Ten

Chapter 11: Eleven

Chapter 12: Twelve

Chapter 13: Thirteen


About Paisley Snail

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Paisley Snail

Member Since 2009  |  3 Stories  |  Favorited by 26  |  9 Reviews Written  |  143 Review Responses

I read and write fanfiction as a means of procrastination - it's usually much more interesting than anything that comes my way from uni.

At OWL I'm mw8, but on Ashwinder or Fanfiction.net and now here I'm Paisley Snail. 

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Ashwinder, OWL, FFN

Reviews for The P-Word

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10/10

mimmom

oh nooo.  Poor Snape.  Great story so far.  I can't wait to read more.  Please please write more!

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

Thank you, again. :)

10/10

mimmom

oooh dear.

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

<3

10/10

indigo_rose

Typical of Snape to not only self-diagnose but also self-medicate!  Hopefully he hasn't done anything irreversible to himself...  Can't wait to see what happens next!

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

Hahahaha - yes, I thought it was the sort of stubborn thing he would do, and I'm sure he's not the first (pharmacist equivalent?) to try. Thanks for sharing your thoughts. :)

0/10

sunny33

Poor Snape! Hope Hermione can help. :)

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

~smirks~ But of course. Thanks for the review. :P

10/10

LoveFenrir

i feel a little bad because i laughed...but looks pretty good! can't wait to see how this story spin out =)

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

~giggles~ nothing wrong with laughing, in fact, I consider that part of my job. I hope you like the rest. ;-)

0/10

sunny33

A hard night in more ways than one! :)

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

~smirks~ Indeed. 

10/10

BellatrixLives

I have to thank you for making me smile :)  This is story is just what I need (having just finished a very angsty, and unhappily ended fanfic)  Great job :)

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

~hugs you~ I'm sorry to hear that you were a bit down, but so pleased to hear that my story managed to bring the smile back! Hope you like the rest. :)

10/10

BellatrixLives

hehehe... hard night lol  I'm really enjoying this story and all of the humor :) 

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

~grins~ Thanks for all your reviews. 

10/10

diabolica

*HOWLS with laughter*This just keeps getting better and better. I do so love to see Snape outside his comfort zone, and this Snape? Is so far out of it he's in another galaxy. Just picturing the examination ...*wipes tears of mirth*

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

~twirls you around~ Oh, I'm so glad you've been enjoying it! :)

10/10

sunny33

Not sure who was more embarrassed! :)

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

~grins~ As it should be. :)

10/10

katielady08

Awesome so far!!!Love this line "Trying desperately to think of dead kittens, or the time he had caught a glimpse of Albus’ third nipple had failed five minutes ago. ":)Can't wait to read more!!!!

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

Thank you! I'm glad you liked that line - my imagination grosses me out sometimes. Hope you like the rest!

10/10

Lady K

I love this story so far. It's wildly entertaining. :] 

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

Thank you! I'm glad you're enjoying it. :)

10/10

mimmom

oh dear, poor severus. 

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

Still some hardship to come, I'm afraid... 

10/10

yumalanhans

I only found this just today and I really like it! The tension in this chapter...ahhh! LOL I would love to see more :)

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

More will be up soon! I hope you like the rest. :)

0/10

sunny33

The caree has turned into the carer, albeit reluctantly! :)

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

Ahh, yes. Nothing like a convenient cover of self-preservation to allow Severus' more humane elements to come to the fore. Thanks for all your comments - I really appreciate it. 

0/10

sunny33

Sounds like trouble is ahead! :)

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

~hee~ yes. Thanks for your review! :)

10/10

Anonymous

Hehehe. I remember this one from the exchange. Glad to see it posted here. Fun times!

Author's Response: Thank you! :)

10/10

breastlady

I absolutely loved it!!!  Thank you for a wonderfully entertaining and enjoyable Sunday afternoon. I really needed cheering up and you were just what I needed. Your Severus and Hermione were the bomb! You made them perfectly!

0/10

Montara

Great story. Thank you!

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

Thank you. :)

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

Thank you. :)

10/10

sherrithewriter

Lovely, lovely story. What a great prompt. Fun, engaging. Your writing and dialog were great and I thought your characters were well-developed. Thanks for posting such a great read and not leaving your readers hanging with a WIP. 

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

Thank so much! I'm glad you liked the characterisation - I had a lot of trouble with it in certain places, actually ;-)

10/10

BellatrixLives

Great story, I really enjoyed reading this!

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

Thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed it. :)

10/10

ClayPotter

This was a really fun story to read. And I loved the adorable ending. Well done.

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it. :)

10/10

HBAR

Good for him for taking over while she was hospitalized.  They didn't have to dither about what to do and when and how to do it.  He just made the decision for them, and I don't think she could be any happier about it. What a sweet story you've given them.  I loved every moment.

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

He definitely did make it more convenient in some ways, though perhaps some warning might have been pleasant for Hermione! Thank you very much for all your reviews. I'm glad you enjoyed the story. :)

10/10

HBAR

Oh dear.  I was hoping that he would come back for something he forgot and find her in tears.  Well, somethings gotta give because these two are too perfect together.

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

~grins~ Again, I couldn't agree more.

10/10

HBAR

Forgiven.At the end of the day, that's what it is all about.  They are becoming comfortable with one another.  I do hope they are able to see the mutual feelings growing here.

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

Definitely - they're both a little stubborn, but you already know this :)

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