Did I just say that out loud?
Chapter 17 of 24
ancientgirlHarry?s woes are just beginning as the Veritaserum takes effect.
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Thanks as always to June for all of her help and suggestions.
Chapter 17 Did I just say that out loud?
Harry finished his breakfast and decided he would fly around the area for a while, to relax. He thought that he should be back by lunchtime, as he expected Ginny might need a shoulder to cry on.
Odin and Sage scurried to their rooms. They both decided that they would be careful and act as though they could not possibly know how to find a bottle of Veritaserum in the castle, much less know the potion's uses and just how to use it. There was no way they would take the blame for anything Harry did or said.
As the morning trailed on, the rest of the houseguests finally emerged from their rooms.
Everyone was assembled in the living room and relaxing, each aware they only had a few more days left in Bavaria. Severus and Hermione were showing the children simple spells and transfiguration techniques. Knowing their children's penchant for mischief, both Severus and Hermione decided their children need not have their own wand for several years more, at least until it came time for them to attend Hogwarts. On several occasions the children showed signs of wandless magic, but they were still years away from being able to use it effectively.
On the other side of the room, Ginny was speaking with Minerva regarding the possibility of doing some part-time work at Hogwarts. Ginny was a Charms Mistress; and Professor Flitwick had a sick mother he would be attending to on and off, as he and his siblings were taking turns caring for the old witch. Ginny and Lucius hadn't really discussed any future plans yet, but she was hopeful that there would certainly be a future for them together one day. Ginny was very interested in Minerva's offer to take over for Filius the days he was taking care of his mother.
Ginny's work at the Ministry was slow going. Being the daughter of the Minister of Magic didn't keep her from having a dull position. Perhaps Lucius would support her, which was something Harry never would have done. Harry was the type who would want her to stick with her boring job, just so that she could work in the same place as him, so that when he got bored at his work he could come and waste time bothering her. She sometimes wondered why Harry took the job of Ministry Director of Public Affairs, but Harry loved the spotlight. Why wouldn't he have taken the job?
Lucius was sitting next to the fire with Albus. They decided to take each other on in a game of chess. Both men so far had proven to be very formidable players.
As everyone relaxed, Harry, having flown directly to his balcony, came downstairs from his room. He reached the bottom of the stairs and noticed everyone was in the living room. It didn't escape him that Ginny was sitting far away from Lucius and in a very intense discussion with Minerva. 'No doubt Minerva is consoling her,' thought Harry.
He tried not to look like he was gloating, as he didn't know if the rest of the group was still upset with him for what happened with Lucius' not-so-sealed transcript, something that he still had not admitted to bringing there. Harry walked into the room, having of course been spotted by everyone by now.
While no one had mentioned what happened the evening before, in their own minds most believed that for the sake of getting along things should be left alone for the time being. Lucius had briefly thought of hexing Harry on first sight, but stopped himself; for fear that Ginny would probably be upset. Ginny and Harry had been friends for many years, and she had been in love with him at one point. Lucius didn't want to risk her feeling sympathetic towards her ex if Harry's balls were hanging from the chandeliers.
Ginny decided to ignore Harry for the most part, as did Minerva. Minerva was still felt upset and betrayed. The fact that Harry, one of her favorite students, one of her favorite people, would do such a deed was something that she would find hard to forget and he was a Gryffindoor to boot. It was enough to have her stomach in knots.
Albus thought much like Severus and Hermione. They knew that Harry was in need of a rude awakening, but this might not be the time or the place to give it to him. They would simply allow things to go on as they were.
As for Odin and Sage, well, they just hoped that neither one of them would give the other up for a lesser sentence, once the adults figured out what happened to Harry.
When Harry walked into the room and was met with silence, Severus decided to break the ice.
"Good morning, Harry."
"Good morning, Severus," Harry replied. He looked around the room for a place to sit, not too close to anyone in particular. He settled into a soft big cushioned chair.
Albus looked over his glasses at Harry. He wondered if his talk with the young man had done any good.
The old wizard smiled and asked, "And how are we feeling this morning, Harry?"
"I've no idea how you are feeling, but I'm a bit constipated," Harry said, then stopped and blinked several times. 'Where did that come from?' he wondered, as everyone's head shot straight up and towards him.
'All right, so the talk may not have worked,' thought Albus. "Well, perhaps you can request a bit of prune juice from the elves before bedtime this evening. Unclogs the pipes, as they say." Albus turned back to his chess game. He looked at Lucius and shrugged his shoulders.
Lucius furrowed his brow; he found rudeness such as Harry's incredibly distasteful. Thank goodness he had saved Ginny from the uncouth buffoon.
The children looked at one another with wide eyes. They had been curious to see just how the potion would work. Oh yes, they had read the description in the book, but they hadn't dreamed things would be this good.
Harry sank back into his chair, hoping he and everyone else would forget what had just happened. He briefly wondered about Obliviating the lot of them, but thought better of it. He'd already accidentally hexed Severus' cock a few days after their arrival, and he was now persona non grata in the castle. The last thing he needed was another thing to go wrong, since there was no telling which of the group would wind up hexing him.
A large black owl tapping at the window broke the tension in the room. Severus stood and opened the window to allow the bird inside. It immediately flew to Lucius, who was smiling. Earlier that morning, Severus asked Lucius to invite Draco and Cho to spend the remainder of the holidays with them. Thinking it would be a good opportunity to celebrate his happiness with those he loved, except Harry, he decided to Owl his son. Lucius knew Draco would say yes; indeed, Draco had Owled him and told him he'd missed Europe, and would most probably be coming home sooner.
"Is that from Draco?" asked Severus.
"Yes," Lucius said as he looked to Severus and Hermione. "He and Cho will be arriving here just after lunch."
"That's wonderful," said Hermione. "I haven't seen them since classes began."
Minerva had always liked Cho, who had been a good Quidditch player when she was at Hogwarts. Then Minerva remembered that Harry and Cho had briefly dated. Deciding perhaps she would try to talk to him, Minerva spoke.
"Harry, didn't you and Cho used to date after you both graduated?"
Harry turned his head and looked at his former Transfiguration professor. "We never dated, just fucked." He stopped, shocked at his own declaration, he looked around the room. There was a collective gasp, as he wondered if there was a spell for the ground to swallow you up.
Severus and Hermione immediately covered the children's ears, while Albus's spectacles fell off his nose. Ginny stood as her jaw dropped halfway to the floor. Lucius was seething over the crude mention of Draco's wife, and Minerva was hyperventilating.
"Harry Potter, that was the single most rude thing I've ever heard come from your mouth!" cried the older witch.
"Harry, she's Lucius' daughter-in-law. You apologize to him," said Ginny angrily.
"I'd rather eat my own shit than apologize to him," said Harry as he rolled his eyes, not believing he couldn't just shut up.
"How fortunate for you then that you are constipated, or I'd be serving it up to you myself," Lucius said as he approached Harry with murder in his eyes.
Severus saw this and stood, placing himself between the two men. He looked at Harry and noticed his eyes seemed glazed over.
"Harry, what the devil have you been doing? You're acting as though you're on something." Severus wondered if perhaps Harry had spent the morning gathering or purchasing some wacky weed in Amsterdam.
"I'm not on anything. I don't know what's the matter with me. I feel strange. Like I have to..." Harry stopped. He was going to tell Severus that he felt compelled to answer with complete honesty at every question.
"Like you have to what?" asked Albus.
"Like I have to tell the truth." Harry immediately looked towards Lucius. "You son of a bitch. You put Veritaserum in my pumpkin juice this morning, didn't you?" yelled Harry.
Hermione looked at Odin and Sage, and told them to go to their room.
"But Mum," whined Odin.
"Mum nothing, go! The both of you." Hermione shoved them both towards the door.
As they walked out of the room, they looked back and saw Lucius laughing. They then ran to the panel that opened up to the tunnels. They could just as easily hear from behind the walls.
"Are you deranged? Just where would I get Veritaserum?" Lucius smiled evilly, "Don't answer that. You might say something like you yourself keep a vial of it up your anal crevice, or something similarly disgusting."
"I'll bet you're loving this," said Harry.
"Harry, why would Lucius feel the need to slip anything into your pumpkin juice? You aren't trying to hide anything, are you?" asked Severus, knowing full well that it had been Harry who produced the document of Lucius' confession.
"Well, of course I'm trying to hide something!" Harry yelled as he threw his hands up in the air. "All right, that's it," Harry said as he turned and walked towards the archway. "I'm going to my room."
"To do what?" yelled Lucius from behind him. Lucius felt the need to embarrass Harry further.
"To go wank off!" yelled Harry back. "Fuck!"
Lucius turned to the rest of the group, and smiled. "I was hoping he would say something like that."
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111 Reviews | 5.51/10 Average
you are so sympathetic!
Response from ancientgirl (Author of The Snapes Go on Holiday)
LOL, I hate drawing things out too much.
you really know how to write! it feels like delicious snowflakes are falling on my face!
Response from ancientgirl (Author of The Snapes Go on Holiday)
Thank you so much! I'm always hopeful that people who read my stories will also be able to envision things exactly the way I am thinking of them.
didn't see the twist coming!
Response from ancientgirl (Author of The Snapes Go on Holiday)
That's a good thing.
how awesome! u spared me all those cliched mills and boon plot-lines about them tip-toeing around each other trying to discover their feelings about each other with lucius hiding behind the suit of armour. u write like an amazing screenwriter!
Response from ancientgirl (Author of The Snapes Go on Holiday)
Thank you! I've been a fanfic fan for a long time, and read many stories before deciding to pen my own. I have tried to keep those things you mentioned out of my writing. I don't have the patience for too much of that stuff myself.
All right then. What were you and Ginny whispering
about before dinner?
Hermione opened and shut her mouth several times,
before she answered.
Witch talk.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Actually, Severus said that even if he had
to place the two young men in a body bind and hang
them upside down in a rather suspect room in the
dungeon, Lucius would have time with Ginny. Lucius
saw a glimmer in Severus eyes as he spoke. He knew
Severus almost wished he could do just what he had
said, even if it was a bit obvious for a Slytherin.
5 stars! for those two snippets!
Response from ancientgirl (Author of The Snapes Go on Holiday)
I can't tell you how much I apprecaite you taking the time to read this. I wrote all of these stories so long ago. It's nice to know they are still being read and appreciated.
yes, i definitely had enjoyed everything about this chapter, from the way u phrase the chats btw l and s to how u aren't regurgitating about crookshanks' 3xploits. it was spot on because that would have been clumsy.
Response from ancientgirl (Author of The Snapes Go on Holiday)
Thank you! :)
good instincts about what the next chappie should be about!
Response from ancientgirl (Author of The Snapes Go on Holiday)
Yup!
i love the suspense and building of trepidation and anticipation! i am so happy i have overlooked this story even though i have been devouring hgss ff for more than ten years!
Response from ancientgirl (Author of The Snapes Go on Holiday)
I'm glad you came across this!
you left me teetering, mischievous author!
Great story. I loved reading it.
Response from ancientgirl (Author of The Snapes Go on Holiday)
Thank you for taking the time to read this. I'm very happy you enjoyed it.
this story rocks! i love all ur stories + am a huge fan of hermonie/snape-never stop writing!
Response from ancientgirl (Author of The Snapes Go on Holiday)
Aha, you found your way to this one. I had a lot of fun writing this one.
Although I have to tell you, I haven't written a fanfiction story in months. My last one was A Tale of Two men.
Awww . As always wonderfullCheers Moepi AKA Michèle
Response from ancientgirl (Author of The Snapes Go on Holiday)
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Ok you are forgiven. You are crueler to Harry. But at least he deserves it. The git. Lucius and Ginny that's nice.Cheers Moepi AKA Michèle
Response from ancientgirl (Author of The Snapes Go on Holiday)
LOL, yes Harry does get the brunt of the evil here. Those Snape kids are ruthless.I like the combo of Lucius and an adult Ginny. Just gives me something different from Severus and Hermione.
Erm Anciengirl do you hate poor Severus ? First catpiss-sandwiches, Potter + Weasley and now the itches on his behind. My my aren't you a cruel one. Yes I realy like your style.Cheers Moepi AKA Michèle
Response from ancientgirl (Author of The Snapes Go on Holiday)
LOL, I looooooove Severus. But I just couldn't help myself having a laugh at his expense here. I'm glad you are enjoying the story so far.Thanks for all the reading you've been doing. I'm very happy you are pleased with my fics.
Pure escapism at it's finest I think! Captivating.
Response from ancientgirl (Author of The Snapes Go on Holiday)
Don't we all need to escape? I'm glad it took you away for a while.
hahaha! I don't blame Severus one bit for not allowing them to join them again. Great tale, doll. cheers!You know, I was wondering if you thought of "Stinky" while writing about Harry's smell. Teehee!
Response from ancientgirl (Author of The Snapes Go on Holiday)
Thanks, I'm glad you liked it.And yes, Stinky was floating in my mind, especially since his ass is so vocal these days.
Sweet chapter!
Response from ancientgirl (Author of The Snapes Go on Holiday)
Thanks. I hoped not to make it too mushy.
Love that Harry and Cho had that talk. Very nice touch, and muahahaha! Hermione is on to Snape, though she can't prove anything. Teehee
Response from ancientgirl (Author of The Snapes Go on Holiday)
I like the idea of them talking things out. And Hermione will never get proof. Severus is a Slytherin after all, no way will she get the good on him.
I'm glad Hermione took her kids to task. Sweet flashback with Snape / Hermione. Oh, and woohoo... Luna? teehee
Response from ancientgirl (Author of The Snapes Go on Holiday)
Yeah, she did. But they did it for a good cause. And hey, they aren't all bad. They didn't throw their father under the bus.
Arthur caved in quick. I thought they'd get in a rumble. Poor Harry. LOL... Maybe the little pests will get theirs before the story is out. Sorry it's taken so long for me to catch up.
Response from ancientgirl (Author of The Snapes Go on Holiday)
Nah, I figured Arthur had realized that Lucius had changed his ways. He'd done lots of good after the war so I saw no reason why Arthur wouldn't accept him.Poor Harry? Yeah, I know you love Harry, but I have no sympathy for him here.southern_witch_69's response: I didn't mean just for Lucius, for anyone. Daddy's only girl and all that rubbish. LOL
Response from ancientgirl (Author of The Snapes Go on Holiday)
LOL, makes sense. But after waiting for Harry to make his move, I also figured shit, they'd be happy ANYBODY married the girl.
It was great story. The last chapter was brillant. I loved the happy endings for everyone.
Response from ancientgirl (Author of The Snapes Go on Holiday)
Thank you. I'm glad you liked it. I always feel the need to give everyone a happy ending. I think maybe because I'm so sure that JKR might not give us a happy ending for everybody.Thank you for taking the time to read this and reveiw it. I appreciate your support.
tHANK YOU FOR A FUN STORY.. IT MADE ME LAUGH VERY MUCH. WAITING FOR MORE STORIES
PATTY
Response from ancientgirl (Author of The Snapes Go on Holiday)
I'm glad you liked it so much. I like stories that make you laugh and cry. I'm working on another story now, that I got the idea from this story.Thanks for being such a faithful reader and reviewer. I always appreciate your comments.
Response from pickles (Reviewer)
oops sorry i didn't realise the caps lock was on... still loved it.
Just lovely and happiness for everyone. Enjoyable tale that I am sure to visit more thance once
Response from ancientgirl (Author of The Snapes Go on Holiday)
I'm glad you liked it. I like to tie my stories up in a nice bow, and yes I love giving everyone a happy ending. I know some authors don't like that, but they can write what they want.I appreciate you taking the time to read this and review.
(sigh) perfect happy ending for everyone. A lovely, lovely story thank you.
Response from ancientgirl (Author of The Snapes Go on Holiday)
Thank you. I wanted to give everyone a happy ending.Thanks also for all of your support during this story.
It was a perfect ending to a brilliant story. Best wishes,
Response from ancientgirl (Author of The Snapes Go on Holiday)
Thank you. I didn't think it was necessary to drag it out any longer. I wanted to end it on a good note.Thanks for all of your kind words throughout this story. I appreciate the time you have taken to read this and review it.