Year 6 at Hogwarts
George & Annie: An Unofficial Biography
Chapter 17 of 80
shosierConcurrent with Goblet of Fire. George carries out a disastrous experiment and makes a startling realization. The boys "discover" girls. Annie makes an impulse purchase and confesses her secret crush to Jane. The owl post gets a little flirty.
Author's Note: There are grammatical and punctuation errors in the correspondence portions of this chapter that are intentional, dear readers, reflecting the maturity level and mood of the sixteen-year-old pen friends. They are entirely my own fault and not that of the lovely admins here at TPP.
Chapter 17: Year 6 at Hogwarts
1994 1995
6 September, 1994
Dear Annie,
THE TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT!
That was all I was going to write this go, but Fred suggested I explain a bit further how bloody flipping amazingly cool this year is going to be. I can't believe everyone else at home knew about it but us and wouldn't tell! They've been driving us mental since the Cup, dropping hints.
It hasn't happened in a century, but it's happening this year at Hogwarts! Students from two other schools in Europe are coming here for a magical competition. One champion from each school will be chosen, and the winner gets 1000 galleons!
Yes, to answer your next question. We are going to try to enter, obviously. Might be a bit tricky, though the old nervy-birds here are limiting competitors to the over-seventeen crowd, but Fred and I agree that hardly seems fair, does it? What difference could a few months make? The champions don't get chosen until the end of October, so we've got a bit of time to work out how to manage it.
Here's another bit of news you'll enjoy our little mate Malfoy got turned into a ferret this week by a professor! Ha! Wish I had been there to see it. It was the new DADA prof, Mad-Eye Moody, who did the admirable deed. Don't let the name fool you he's the coolest professor we've ever had. I predict that Fred and I will not even be tempted to skive once, so that should tell you something about him. Now I'm really glad we didn't blow that particular OWL!
One down side to the year: because of the Tournament, Quidditch is cancelled. But if Fred or I get chosen as Hogwarts champion, it won't matter much, will it?
Write back soon and wish us luck!
Love,
George
30 September, 1994
Dear George,
Tell me more! What sort of things does the competition entail? Flying on brooms? Magical duels? Dealing with bizarre creatures? And why would they put an age limit on the Tournament? It's not like a student competition would be that dangerous! I mean, they let you play Quidditch, for crying out loud!
And the prize money holy cow! You could stake the shop! No pressure, but one of you simply has to be chosen! Good luck! A thousand times over!
You didn't mention anything about the Wheezes in your last letter. How goes it? Have you been able to build up your inventory again yet? You need to find a place to store the lot where your Mum won't be able to torch it again. Maybe the old tree fort would work if you can figure out how to make it waterproof, that is.
Write back the instant you find out about the champions. Oh, and do you lot need anymore hyssop or toadflax? There's loads of it again this year.
Love you more,
Annie
5 October, 1994
Dear Annie,
Nobody really knows what sort of trials to expect in the Tournament since it's different every time, and it hasn't happened in so long. Actually, it was cancelled back then due to the death toll. But don't worry the only reason they brought it back now is because they're making it safer (roll eyes here).
Now that Fred and I have scaled back on attending classes, we've been able to build up our stores a fair bit. The fake wands especially Fred has gotten particularly inspired with them lately, and now they turn into about twenty different things. We had to abandon the exploding ones, though, since our store of erumpent fluid has been used up.
Hiding stuff at the fort is not a bad idea should be simple enough to enchant a few boxes to repel water.
Yes to the hyssop especially. And any knotweed you can find just the stems. Thanks!
Love,
George
16 October, 1994
Dear George,
The death toll? Ha ha, very funny.
And here's the stuff you asked for, with a bit more briony as well.
Don't have much else to write about: nothing cool happens at my school. Or at work. Or at home. Snore. Now that Jane is gone to Cardiff, I never do anything even remotely resembling fun. Boo hoo me.
Write back soon. I'm living vicariously through you, so make it interesting. Even if you have to invent stuff, like the possibility a student competition could be fatal.
Love you more,
Annie
George stared out the window, chin in his hand. Rain was beating on the outside of the panes, and the moist heat produced by the classroom full of students was steaming them up from within. Flitwick's monotonous voice droned on about some complicated theory or other, making it impossible for several of the students to resist daydreaming, if not falling asleep outright.
George Weasley was one of those daydreamers. He had always been gifted with a particularly vivid imagination, which was facilitated by a high level of distractibility when bored. At this particular moment, he was imagining he was lying on warm sand as a cooling sea breeze blew over him. It was the furthest thing possible from this god-rotten, soggy, freezing place, he reckoned. And as a result of his gift, he could now smell the brisk salt air. The sound of the ocean waves lapping on the shore began to drown out the professor's voice.
He heard a familiar giggle next to him and turned to see the smiling face of his best friend. The joke she had told him one afternoon that summer now came to mind, and he could hear the words in her voice....
"A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I have this problem with wind, but it really doesn't bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least twenty times since I've been here in your office.'
"The doctor says, 'I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.'
"The next week, the poor old dear goes back to his office. 'Doctor,' she says, 'I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink horribly!'
"So, the doctor says, 'Ah, good. Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's get to work on your hearing!'"
They had both laughed together.
"It's really about you, isn't it?" he had teased her.
"What? Did you just say something? Speak up, why don't you?" she had teased back, giggling even more.
He smiled just thinking about it again.
Suddenly, a wadded up piece of parchment hit him, startling him out of the reverie. He surreptitiously unwadded it, recognizing his brother's handwriting. It contained one word: Gillian?
George sighed and shook his head. He much preferred to be thinking of having fun with Annie and Fred at the beach. That was a far cry, to be sure, from the sticky situation he'd found himself in after last night with Gillian.
The disturbing conversation in the park between Fred and Annie last summer had stuck like a thorn in his side for months. Both his twin brother and best friend had confessed they'd already experienced their first kisses (thankfully not with each other) as long ago as last year! George had been feeling rather left out ever since.
He'd made the decision to remedy the discrepancy as soon as possible this term and singled out a tall, blonde, sixth-year Ravenclaw girl for the job. She'd seemed interested in him as well, at least at first. They had sat together a few times in the library to study although the fact that he was willing to pretend to study in a library should have told him something about his desperation level. They had held hands while taking a walk one afternoon, which had led to what George hoped it would: his first kiss.
Which surprisingly had been quite a disappointment, for some reason he could not fathom. It had been sort of... cloying and flat... like a can of Muggle soda left open overnight. His experience had not fit at all with what Fred had described. He couldn't understand it; she was good-looking and a nice enough girl. What had he done wrong? Maybe Fred had been exaggerating after all....
But then, he'd found himself stuck. Ever since they had kissed, Gillian seemed to think the relationship was now destined for something serious. That they even had a relationship at all. And he, in turn, had begun to see a side of her that wasn't attractive in the least.
Last night, he had been escorting her to the Ravenclaw dormitory tower after dinner at her request which was stupid, in his opinion: she had been here six years and could get there just fine without him when she had unsuccessfully attempted to stifle a burp.
"You don't want to bottle that up," he had teased her, smiling. "What if you explode?" No harm intended just having a bit of a laugh, he had thought at the time.
She'd looked at him, horrified. "What are you talking about?"
"You belched. Excuse you," he laughed, thinking she was putting him on.
Suddenly, her face started to screw itself up. Oh, Merlin, he thought, appalled, she's going to cry!
"No, I didn't!" she protested, sounding hurt and angry.
"Okay," he replied, confused and beginning to feel a bit defensive. "My mistake. Sorry."
He'd thought he'd successfully smothered the majority of sarcasm in his voice. Evidently, he hadn't.
"I'm tired," she said resentfully. "I'd better go inside now."
I don't believe it, he marveled. She's pissed at me! Because she burped and I heard it! There had been no offer of a kiss goodbye, unlike the other nights before.
"Yeah, me as well. It's a bloody long walk back to Gryffindor from here, anyway," he said testily.
Gillian's eyes narrowed. "Sorry to be so much trouble," she said, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "Maybe you shouldn't bother anymore."
George had looked at her then, incredulous. How had they gotten to this point? She had belched, he had laughed, and now she had turned into some sort of bitchy thing. For the simple reason that she was human and he had witnessed it?
Gillian had turned and gone into her dormitory, leaving George standing there like an idiot. An angry, confused idiot.
He had stormed off a second later, vowing never again to spend a moment with Gillian or any other stupid twit like her. Throughout the long walk back to his dormitory he had fumed, arguing in his head. He would swear off women, if necessary. Maybe Charlie's on to something preferring dragons to females.
Sitting there in Flitwick's classroom, he pondered the ridiculousness of the situation once more. What was so criminal about a burp? he wondered. Hell, his sister Ginny could produce one better than that. Annie could say the alphabet all the way to H, once even to K, in one go.
All at once his mood became brighter, and he was off again on another pleasant daydream trip to the beach with his friend, remembering the belching contests the three of them had any time they got their hands on Muggle soda. Just last summer, when they had been camping together on the beach, Annie had brought an ice chest full of the fizzy stuff along. He recalled sitting around the moonlit campfire one night, all three of them ripping off eruptions that could've woken the dead. He and Annie had even tried to sing in harmony while they'd belched "God Save the Queen." What a riot that had been!
I wonder if I could bottle this? he mused. Perhaps he could come up with a charm to conjure daydreams. He considered tossing Fred a note, then decided instead to ask him later in person what he thought about the possibility. Might be worth a bit of gold, if done right....
1 November, 1994
Dear Annie,
Well, it's not our year, unfortunately. We didn't even get to enter Dumbledore conjured an age line and we couldn't fool it with the potion Fred brewed (we got some cool beards for our efforts though!).
The students from Beauxbatons and Durmstrang arrived two days ago. Talk about making an entrance! The B. students flew in the biggest carriage I've ever seen, pulled by enormous flying horses. The D. students were brought in a ship that surfaced in the lake. I would like to see the inside of that ship.... Might have to pay a visit invited or not, if you catch my drift.
And another big surprise: there are four champions instead of the usual three. The champions were chosen yesterday by an enchanted goblet (very theatrical, no?). The B. champion is a girl has to be part veela. Didn't catch her name. And the D. champion is none other than Viktor Krum, the Bulgarian Seeker we told you about this summer. Lucky bloke imagine playing in the World Cup and the Triwizard Tournament in the same bleedin' year!
And the biggest shock: Hogwarts has two champions (which you have already figured out, being so clever at maths) Cedric Diggory (a seventh year in Hufflepuff) and Harry Friggin' Potter. Yep. That sneaky little git somehow got his name in. Wish he would've shared how, but I don't really hold it against him. Ron seems a bit put out with him though.
Other than the spot of interest yesterday, this term has been for the most part deadly dull. I didn't realize how much time I must have been spending on Quidditch because without it, I have nearly nothing to do. It can't all be down to fewer classes I didn't spend that much time in them before. In the meantime, I've been tinkering with some eavesdropping gadgets.... I'll send you some once they're working more reliably.
Thanks for the herbs. How did you find so much hyssop? I didn't see near this amount around the forest at home!
Love,
George
9 November, 1994
Dear George,
Sorry to hear about your bad luck. Bummer! Either of you would have made brilliant champions! And did you get a photo of yourselves with the beards? Please say yes!
So Krum is there at Hogwarts this year? Fred must be over the moon. And what exactly is a veela? You've mentioned them before they were mascots or something at the World Cup weren't they?
Weather here is even soggier than normal I haven't been properly dry since early September. We're paying for that fantastic sunny summer, I suppose. I'm doing some extra training on my own, hoping I can improve my times when the season starts again next year. I'm sick of finishing second in every race!
I took a drive down to Beaulieu, and there was loads of hyssop there. It's really quite lovely we could go next summer, maybe?
Miss you both terribly. I don't suppose there's any chance you will be coming home for Christmas this year?
Love you more,
Annie
27 November, 1994
Dear Annie,
Wow! I wish there was some way to sneak you up here to see this, like we did with the Cannons match. You would've loved it!
DRAGONS! That was the first trial! The champions had to steal a fake egg being guarded by a dragon (nesting females, to boot). That's why Charlie knew about the Tournament he was one of the fellows who brought them over (there were four different ones). Anyway, Harry is now tied for first place with Krum. And now he has to figure out what the bleedin' egg is screaming about (it's some sort of clue).
We introduced the Canary Creams, along with the fake wands, to the house this week. You were right we can barely make enough of them to stay ahead of demand, and that's just Gryffindor! If we hadn't had that nasty setback this summer (Mum's Raid a day that will live in infamy!), we would have been loaded with gold by now! Argh!
Oh, well between sales of the Wheezes and facilitating a few students in making wagers at the Tournament, we've now got enough to our names to restock some supplies with a bit left over. Now if only Bagman will pay up, we'd be set! If he comes through by Christmas, we could even leave school entirely, and then I promise we'd stop by! It's been ages since we've spent a Christmas holiday at home....
You asked about veelas. Well, they're a nymph-like sort of creature, and some blokes find them very attractive, especially when they dance and sing (just ask Ron). Best not to piss them off though not exactly the type of lady you want angry with you.
Write back soon. I'm bored... entertain me! Do something stupid and tell me all about it you're usually good for a laugh.
Love,
George
11 December, 1994
Dear George,
Dragons?!?
I hope this is the part where you are making stuff up for my entertainment! Surely nobody would be stupid enough to unleash four dragons against seventeen-year-old students! No matter how magical they are! I am no longer disappointed that neither of you are the Hogwarts champion.
That's wonderful news about the success of the Wheezes stuff! I'm not sure about planning to leave school so early though.... I can sympathize with the motivation behind it, but is it really practical for you? I mean, you'll never have another opportunity like this to do market research. Spend your remaining two years building up your client base, if nothing else!
And as for "facilitating wagers," I hope you've learned something in your dealings with a crooked bookie. Do be careful not to step in anything, if you get my meaning. Folks tend to get a bit miffed once they've been cheated, not that you would ever (frankly, I'm far more worried about Fred keep an eye on him if you can).
In case Bagman doesn't come through for us, or if you change your mind about staying, Happy Christmas!
Love you more,
Annie
George was alone in the dormitory. Everyone else had dressed themselves up like idiot penguins and pranced down to the Great Hall for the Yule Ball an hour ago. Everyone except the children. And himself.
He wasn't entirely sure why he had decided not to go. Fred had been badgering him for days, suggesting possible dates. But George had found an excuse not to ask every one of them. Too tall. Too blonde. Too skinny. He had to admit his last excuse was the lamest yet: the poor girl's hair was 'too straight.'
Fred's eyes had narrowed at that one. "So, let me see if I've got this right: you like petite, brunette, shapely girls with curly hair?"
George had had no idea where his brother was going with this line of questioning and had shrugged his shoulders in reply. But at least Fred had finally stopped annoying him about it.
"Suit yourself. Mope around all night for all I care. Just don't expect me back before dawn," he had said derisively.
Fine! All he knew was that he had no interest whatsoever in dancing with some twit of a girl just for an excuse to prance around in what amounted to a straightjacket. A girl who would likely pout all night if he made the slightest misstep. Or who couldn't take a bit of good-natured teasing. That sounded like torture, not fun. Thanks, but no thanks. Been there, done that, never again.
If he was moping and he was damn sure he wasn't it was probably because he was still quite disappointed there was no Quidditch this year. Or that he was sick to death of this boring, goddamn freezing cold castle.
Once again, he thought of the warm beach from this summer the glorious sun, the sparkling bright sea, the exhilarating sailboard rides. He would so much rather be there with Fred and Annie, instead of this frigid stone tower that was little better than a prison.
She came to mind again, like she had hundreds times this term, whenever he was bored. He envisioned her smiling, friendly face laughing at their teasing jokes, then the awestruck look on her face when they had taken her to the Cannons match. Last summer had been a crack, for sure driving around in that brilliant heap of her old truck.
He sighed, missing his home and his friend.
So, what am I doing, anyway? he asked himself.
He opened his trunk and started digging through it until he found the package from his latest trip to Zonko's. A plan was beginning to form in his mind: perhaps a booby-trapped bed or two might be just the thing to improve his mood. An empty dormitory was the perfect opportunity to take out his frustrations on a few unsuspecting victims, his twin brother first and foremost.
As he lifted the bag out of the trunk, a small envelope caught his eye.
George was perfectly familiar with what the envelope contained. If he had ever stopped to honestly examine himself, he might have noticed that he stumbled across this envelope at increasingly frequent intervals this past term. But he wasn't much for introspection, usually. He lifted out the envelope as well and pulled out the pictures.
He set the bag of pranks on the bed and grinned as he reminisced with the photos. He chuckled to himself, remembering Annie's first turn on the sailboard. She had fallen, what, ten times at least? And did she ever cry or sulk when he and Fred had teased her and they were truly merciless, if he did say so himself about it? Never. She usually gave as good as she got, he had to admit. Cracking girl, Annie.
Why couldn't everyone have a sense of humor like that? he lamented. Why couldn't more girls be like Annie? Smiling, giggling, feisty, easy-going, pretty....
Suddenly, there was no further need for introspection. It knocked him upside the head and gave him a sucker punch to the gut for good measure. He wasn't interested in nor could he stand to be with any of the girls here at Hogwarts, because none of them was Annie.
Laughing, fun-loving, petite, brunette, curvy Annie. Annie was the one he wanted.
Shit.
It hadn't been just a random flare of hormones that had bothered him last summer and went away soon after he came back to school, had it? Except for the dreams, he grudgingly acknowledged: the dreams about Annie had plagued him quiet a bit since then.
George's stomach turned in a knot. Fred was right! He had been moping around this term. Like a miserable lovesick idiot.
Bloody hell!
He crashed back onto his bed, pulling the pillow over his face. He heard the bag from Zonko's hit the floor and the items in it scatter. A vision of those lovely, sparkling violet eyes in a face framed by soft, dark curls came unbidden into his mind and refused to leave.
Five minutes passed and he had yet to move.
She was his best friend. This was stupid! It wasn't fair! He was royally screwed, that was for sure.
"ARRGH!" he yelled out loud in frustration.
A few seconds passed.
"Everything all right?" a puny voice called out from below.
"Sod off, you nosy little git!" he barked.
Twenty minutes later, he finally rose from the bed. He kicked the fallen Zonko items underneath it. He decided he needed a shower preferably a cold one.
It was one in the morning before George got back to his room. He pulled out a piece of paper, laid it on a firm school book that likely had yet to be cracked open, and started to write.
Dear Annie,
Not much news here. Tonight is the Yule Ball, which is why nobody went home for Christmas holidays this year, and the castle is so bloody crowded. Fred is taking Angelina Johnson. Been on the Gryffindor team as long as we have decent Chaser. I didn't feel like going. Bah humbug and all that.
This term has been monumentally boring. Sure, the Tournament sounded exciting at first, but I'm not in it, am I? At least with Quidditch, I kept busy practicing and playing in matches.
I sound like a whingey prat. Sorry.
Thanks for the good advice in your last letter. As much as I hate to admit it, you're right: we should be taking advantage of the opportunities here while they last. And don't worry I'm an expert at reining in Fred's more outrageous schemes by now.
How's your school year going? How is your Gran doing? How's the truck? Take care of the old girl for us.
Well, it's late. Best to sign off now. Hope Father Christmas makes all your wishes come true. Ho Ho Ho.
Love,
George
He was tempted to bin it. Though he supposed it was no more or less stupid than all his previous letters. What difference did it make? He couldn't bring himself to write what he really wanted to tell her anyway.
Actually, come to think of it, he had. At the very end. He had always signed his letters this way. But now it meant something entirely different. It actually meant something.
10 January, 1995
Dear George,
Happy New Year! Hope the holidays have helped to cheer you. You didn't sound like your usual bubbly self in your last letter. Write back and tell me the best joke you've heard this week. I hope it will be in sufficiently poor taste and contain enough swear words to put a smile back on your face.
Now that our season is just a few weeks away, Coach Williams has started each of us on a running schedule. I'm training for a 5K race in addition to school meets. Sadly, this is the most fun I have all week. I turn into such a pathetic old bat when you two aren't here. Nothing but school, work and sleep. Ugh. Talk about sounding like a prat!
Indeed, Father Christmas was quite generous to me this year. Gran doesn't get around too much without me, so present shopping is a bit stupid. She gave me lovely cash instead, bless her. I treated myself to something special. No, I am not telling you what.
Be a dear and pinch Fred for me. Pick a nice tender spot... under the armpit, perhaps. And while you're at it, do something equally nice for yourself.
Love you more,
Annie
Annie was on her knees, leaning onto the bed to write the letter. The skin on her lower back burned with pain from the fresh tattoo. How she would keep this a secret from her grandmother, she wasn't sure. For Gran was bound to be furious if she found out. Not to mention how much worse it would be if she ever saw what it was. She wouldn't understand, that was for sure.
But it was worth every penny, every painful millimeter, Annie reckoned. She had never seen anything so lovely: a glorious St. George in full body armor mounted on a white steed. His spear was piercing a dragon's heart.
"Can you give him ginger hair instead?" she had asked, handing the fellow the picture she had ripped from a book.
"Sure, whatever you want," the tattoo guy answered.
Yes, Gran would probably have kittens if she ever saw the patron saint of England tattooed on her granddaughter's lower back. It didn't exactly scream "Welsh Pride," now, did it?
But Annie knew it was perfect. The best Christmas gift she had ever gotten.
31 January, 1995
Dear Annie,
How did the race go? Still can't wrap my head around running 5K for self preservation, let alone just for kicks. Whatever floats your feather, I suppose.
Here are my guesses what you bought yourself for Christmas:
1. A gilt frame for your precious autographed picture of Fred's arse (seriously that is creepy).
2. A face full of piercings (could be an improvement, but use caution around magnets).
3. A height implant... or maybe just stilts.
I did happen to hear a good joke recently. However, I've decided I will no longer encourage your odd, perhaps pathological obsession with filth. It was hilarious, though. Fred laughed so hard he wet himself. I pulled a muscle. But I'M NOT TELLING YOU. (How does that feel? A mite frustrating?)
You're right... I haven't been feeling my usual cheerful self lately. For some reason, I think I'm feeling particularly homesick this year. Oh well, one term down, only two more to go until we're home once more!
Write back soon, especially if you change your mind about spilling the beans re: your prezzie.
Love,
George
15 February, 1995
Dear George,
I hate, loathe and despise Valentine's Day. Whoever invented it ought to be shot (well I suppose old St. Val was likely martyred, but still, you know what I mean). If I have to wait tables for another one while watching idiot cows squealing over a few ruddy roses, I will go on a rampage. I can read the headlines now: "Mad Waitress Killing Spree Dozens Dead!"
The 5K race won't happen until March I'll let you know how I did then.
As for you being homesick, I don't see what's so enthralling about rotten old Pottery St. Butthole. Especially in winter (although, weather-wise, I grant you it does probably beat out Scotland... slightly). It's only fun in summer when you lot are here.
You probably just miss Quidditch. You and Fred should go flying on your brooms one of these days just because there's no Cup this year doesn't mean you can't do a bit of practicing, right? I'll bet the rest of the team is missing it just as much as you are (excepting Harry, of course).
When is the next Tournament event? You haven't said anything about that lately. And how are the inventions coming along? Anything new to report on that front?
Write back soon.
Love you more,
Annie
George had just begun reading Annie's latest letter the second time through, smiling at the thought of her going berserk on some poor twit and bashing her with a fistful of roses, when his brother spoke, interrupting him.
"You know, that Katie Bell is a right cute little bird," Fred mused.
George looked up to see his brother smiling warmly at the girl seated further down their house's table. He glanced at Katie, just in time to see her look away from Fred with a shy smile of her own, returning to her breakfast.
"Marching through the team now, are you?" George chided him.
Fred and Angelina had had a few more dates after the Ball. Or whatever you could call them, considering the limited options available, trapped as they all were in this crowded castle in the dead of a Scottish winter. But whatever it had been, it had fizzled since, and Fred was clearly moving on to new pastures.
"Watch yourself. You're not exactly covering your tracks very well, mate," he added for good measure.
They both glanced over at Angelina, who was staring at them sullenly. George felt sorry for her being treated so shabbily by his brother and for their friend, Lee, as well. It was no secret that Lee had fancied Angelina for ages now, and he was understandably sore that Fred had succeeded where he had failed. And now, George was caught in the crossfire, unable to defend his brother's actions, but unwilling to openly side against him, either.
"That's exactly why I'm moving on," he said, indicating Angelina's glum expression with a jerk of his head. "You snog somebody a few times, and they think they've got some sort of claim on you," he argued defensively. "Nutter," he added in a mumble.
"Imagine that," George retorted sarcastically. "Angelina upset at being dumped and forced to watch you make a move on someone new what, has it been four days already? And who happens to be a teammate and friend of hers, no less? She's well shot of you, if you ask me."
"I'm pretty damn sure I didn't," Fred replied grouchily, then took a bite of breakfast. "That a letter from Annie? What's new with our very own little pet Muggle?" he asked cockily.
"She'd lay you out for that one," George laughed in spite of himself.
"She'll never hear it, will she? I'd never be stupid enough to say it in front of her," he said with a roll of his eyes.
"It's nearly her birthday. What should we do this year?" George asked.
"Believe it or not, I'm way ahead of you. Been pondering that very thing this morning, in fact. What d'you think about this...?"
*
Annie awoke on her birthday full of anticipation. The boys had never failed to remember it, and she couldn't wait to see what creative, hilarious gift she'd be getting from them this year. She had been reminiscing last night, perusing all the previous birthday gifts she kept carefully stored in a shoebox under her bed. Most people would probably not understand how precious the trading cards and little bits of parchment were to her. Not that she could ever show anyone, anyway.
She dressed in the dark and snuck out of the house, headed for the dilapidated tree fort. It had become a sort of glorified post box, over the years. The morning sun peeked between the horizon and the low layer of clouds for just a few minutes as she dashed across the field. It was a lovely sight: the forest was all lit up in rosy pink light.
Ten minutes later, she reached the willow tree and clambered up the branches.
There it was, lying on the floor of the fort. Her name was written in George's funny scrawl on the front where the address should be. She ran her fingers over it, tracing the trail left behind by his pen just a few hours ago, she wagered. After savoring that thought, then chastising herself for the pathetic-ness of it, she finally opened the letter.
It was a cartoon. Not just a drawing, but an actual animated cartoon. She had seen similar ones before she was used to things moving that shouldn't actually be able to, in reality. But this one was an improvement: it talked as well as moved, like it had been imbued with a voice recording, somehow. She laughed out loud with pleasure at her newly favorite birthday gift ever.
First, two caricatures of George and Fred strolled into view on the parchment. They waved and shouted, "Happy birthday, Annie!" Next, they proceeded to sing a rather offensive version of the birthday song.
And for the finale, something that looked like a large, rounded W appeared in the center of the page and wiggled itself from side to side while a falsetto voice cried, "Give us a kiss!" The twin caricatures proceeded to noisily kiss the W, which then sported a banner reading "Annie's Arse" across the top. Two lip-prints now decorated the cheeks of the W, and each boy's voice called out, "Love you, Annie!" in turn.
How could any Muggle gift top that?
28 February, 1995
Dear Annie,
Happy birthday! Hope you enjoy this little doodle.
As for us, the term continues to drag on. We did have a spot of fun during the last Tournament task. Ron was part of it, lucky git. Harry had to save his sorry hide from drowning, poor sod. Not sure if that would be sufficient motivation to jump into a freezing cold loch, myself.
Fred and I have made a tidy little sum taking bets at the last two events. Can't fathom why anyone still bets on the Beauxbatons girl not very resourceful at all, to my mind. She actually gave up during the latest test. Can you believe it?
We ran into Scum Bagman a while ago. Slimy arsehole is going to stiff us, I just know it. Fred wants to push back harder, but I suspect it's a dry well. Where has all the honor in gambling gone? Used to be a respectable way to earn an illicit income.
You'll be pleased to know Fred and I are acing Apparition lessons. I promise to show you when we see you. Actually, as we'll be seventeen by this summer, therefore sans Trace, we'll be able to show you loads of cool stuff. Prepare yourself to be amazed!
Have you won any races yet? Here's a suggestion: just picture yourself running away from the scene of your murderous floral rampage that ought to get you moving. Or maybe attempting to escape Fred's puckering mug (smooch smooch). That made you run pretty fast once before, as I recall.
I just realized there is nothing entertaining to look forward to here between now and the end of the term. Ugh. I think I'll go down to the kitchen and bury my sorrows in a pile of tarts.
Love,
George
P.S. Ha Ha! I guess that last line could be interpreted in a few ways. I'll leave you to ponder which one I mean!
"So, then I decided to pierce my nose, nipples and navel," deadpanned Jane.
"Sorry, what was that?" asked Annie, shaking off a daydream involving a beach and a red-haired boy.
"Do I have your attention at last?" Jane laughed.
"Nipple is a word that usually rings alarm bells when heard, yes," Annie chuckled. She and her good friend were sitting in a café in Exeter, catching up during the spring holiday between terms.
"Where are you today?" Jane demanded gently.
"Sorry I'll be good from now on, I promise. Start over and I'll listen this time. You can even quiz me after," Annie offered.
"I'd rather you tell me what's got you so distracted," Jane countered, concerned.
Annie sighed. "Do I have to? It's too pathetic and embarrassing."
"Okay, so we've established it's about a boy. Go on," Jane urged.
"Oh, God. Is it that obvious? Bloody hell..." Annie groaned.
"Spill it. I want details now. Do I know him?"
Annie shook her head. "He lives nearby, but he's away most of the year at... a boarding school," she fudged. That was a believable explanation, she reckoned, and not altogether untrue. "We've hung out together, as friends mind you, since we were little kids. I told you it was pathetic," she said, wincing.
"I wouldn't go that far yet. So you know him pretty well, and he knows you exist. Those are both points in your favor when it comes to crushes. That's what this is, isn't it?"
Annie nodded. "I suppose...."
"So what about recently? Since he started leaving for school?"
"Well, we've always kept in touch writing letters while he's been at school. And we hang out together during the summers when he's home."
"Letters? Really?" Jane exclaimed. "You don't hear that very often, anymore. Definitely another point in your favor. Anything mushy? In the letters, I mean."
"Not in the slightest," she laughed, recalling the latest one from her birthday.
"Tell me more about him," Jane requested.
"Well, he's tall...."
"You'd say that about everyone," Jane teased. "Hair?"
"Ginger."
Jane's eyebrows raised in surprise. "Eyes?"
"Two," Annie answered flippantly. "They're brown," she added a moment later as Jane scowled at her.
"Name?"
Annie sighed. No turning back, now. "George." There. She'd finally said it out loud. And survived. For the moment.
"Very nice. Respectable, classic name. So tell me about George's abundance of excellent qualities."
Another sigh escaped Annie. This was excruciating talking about it. About him. "He's really clever. A smartarse, for sure, but also... sweet, sometimes. He's beautiful, but not self-absorbed almost like he doesn't know it. Excellent sense of humor... adventurous... athletic...." Annie finally shrugged, not content with such a meager list, but unsure of what else to add.
"Too perfect. Either you're exaggerating, or he can't be real," argued Jane.
"I know what you mean," Annie agreed as she buried her face in her hands.
"What brought you to the sudden realization that he was so wonderful?" Jane asked.
"It was a long time coming, I think," Annie admitted, only just realizing the truth of her statement. "But the light came on for me last summer when we were camping at the beach."
"You and he went camping together? Overnight?" Jane squeaked in shock.
"Don't get your knickers in a knot," Annie giggled. "We've been taking trips together like that for years, all perfectly innocent. His brother always comes along, anyway...."
"Still sounds scandalous, if you ask me. However did you get your Gran to let you go?"
"She doesn't precisely know the details," Annie confessed with a grin. "She made a few assumptions along the way, and I decided not to contradict her."
"Obviously," Jane scolded, shaking her head in mock disapproval.
"Anyway, that's sort of when it hit me." Annie moaned in distress and dropped her head onto the table.
"Like the broad side of a barn, by the look of you," Jane offered, sympathetically patting Annie's shoulder. "Do you think he's interested in you? Or could become so?"
Annie lifted her head. "I honestly don't know. There certainly wasn't any overt sign from him the last time we saw each other. Or in his letters this year. But maybe a few odd glances, last summer? There were a few awkward lulls in a conversation, here and there. Of course, this could easily be wishful thinking on my part," Annie lamented.
Another thought struck her, and she gasped. "Or even worse maybe he could tell! What if he knew and was embarrassed for me? Oh God!" she sighed in defeat, hiding her face in her hands.
"If you feel so strongly, why haven't you said something to him?" Jane asked gently.
Annie shook her head vehemently. "Can't risk it. We were best friends first the three of us. I can't bring myself to give that up for anything."
"You'll have to, eventually. Tell him, I mean," Jane counseled her.
"Maybe it'll just pass?" Annie asked hopefully.
"You don't really believe that why should I?"
"He just... lives in a completely different world from me!" Annie cried, her worst fears about the situation gushing out of her. "And believe me, Jane, when I say I wish I meant that metaphorically! The people he knows the girls like him at his school I can't hope to compete. It's very intimidating."
"Don't sell yourself short, Annie," Jane urged her. "You're a beautiful, clever woman. And aside from his physical description, this George sounds like he could be your long lost twin."
Annie laughed at the irony of Jane's comment.
"I'm serious! You two sound like a great match. And I'll bet he knows it, if he's as clever as you say he is," Jane continued.
"You're biased," Annie chuckled, "at least to my face. Thanks, though. It's good to let it out: vent the pressure, a bit."
"Anytime. And I'll be ringing you every week this summer for updates and moral guidance. Have you made any plans with him yet? Any more infamous camping trips on the docket?"
Annie shook her head. "Nothing specific. But he has mentioned in the letters a few times about being homesick and wanting to get together again."
"See what I mean?" Jane exclaimed with a grin. "I'll bet he's just stewing there at school, feeling the same way about you."
Annie rolled her eyes at Jane's ludicrous suggestion. "Anyway, about those alarming piercings you were talking about...."
1 April, 1996
Dear George,
You are truly the world's biggest prat. And I mean that in the most respectful way possible. You take pratfullness to an astonishing level. I've never seen your equal, and that's saying something, because I know Fred. That tart comment certainly sounded like him. You're lucky I wasn't there, or you'd need some of that briony paste!
Yes, the 5K race went well, as have most of the others. I am pissed that I haven't yet won any, but I am finishing well ahead of the pack at least. I have been improving my times this spring and could run circles around you; that's for sure.
Here's a flash of brilliance: you should get off your lazy arse this summer and run with me. Might come in handy for you if you ever need to run from the authorities. Probably a good idea to start developing that particular skill as soon as possible, mate.
And thanks for the warning about the Trace. I haven't forgotten all those times Fred has threatened me over the years. I'll keep my distance from him for a while, but I'll be relying on you to turn me back into what passes for normal for me.
Happy birthday to you both, by the way. These are what normal people call magic tricks. Did you know there are Muggles who call themselves magicians and make a career out of performing these tricks at children's parties? Maybe a sideline source of income for you?
Love you more,
Annie
P.S. I absolutely love my birthday present! You two make the most adorable arse-kissers ever!
"Run, George!" Annie laughed.
He obeyed. He followed her through the familiar forest they'd grown up in, watching her body running, yet moving strangely slowly in front of him. Her graceful legs stretched themselves to meet the ground, and her back twisted from side to side as her arms swung from her shoulders with each stride. For some odd yet wonderful reason, she was wearing that bikini from last summer....
"Catch me!" she cried.
George ran faster, but she danced just out of his reach. Her laughing voice and glittering eyes taunted him.
Suddenly, she was gone. He was alone in the dark, quiet woods. "Annie?" he called out to her, begging her to come back to him.
"I'm right here, silly boy," she purred into his ear once again, standing behind him. Her hands began to caress his back and shoulders, just like before on the beach. The pleasure of it nearly drove him mad.
He couldn't stand it any longer. He spun around, caught her in his arms, and kissed her.
She was kissing him back. He felt her arms wrap around his neck, her body press against his....
"Annie..." he mumbled, pulling her closer.
"George!" barked a new, groggy voice.
Not Annie. She disappeared instantly. As did the forest.
"Shut the hell up!" a male voice hissed quietly.
George was fully awake now. Fury mingled with mortification within him as he realized what had just happened. He was relieved beyond measure that Fred was such a heavy sleeper and was safely snoring away on the other side of the room. He shuddered to think of the consequences if his brother had heard him call out Annie's name in his sleep.
He hoped he could trust Lee to keep his mouth shut about this. But no matter what, Lee would pay dearly for interrupting that kiss. Even though George had had similar dreams for four nights running, he hated that this one had ended so soon.
George sighed, quietly this time, and began silently reciting Annie's latest letter from memory. His favorite part was that single line that would give him an excuse to see her more often than usual this summer. Maybe even every day, if he played it right.
Run with me, George....
The next morning was chilly and raining. He sat on his bed, alone in the dormitory with the blank page in front of him. In his mind, he composed a reply to Annie.
Dear Annie Of course I will run with you. I want to chase you. I want to catch you, then I want to kiss you. Please kiss me back. Love, George.
That pretty much summed it up. It was a succinct outline of his recent dreams, at the very least.
Ugh. Revoltingly pathetic, not to mention disgustingly creepy. It made him want to punch himself, and further, he was sure Annie would be much obliged to do the job for him. Clearly, this was going to take some editing maybe a few days worth of polishing the prose.
One thing was for sure: he wanted to send her a signal. He couldn't stand pretending anymore that everything was the same as it always had been for him. He had to let her know that he wanted to see her, to spend more time with her. Alone, if possible. Maybe if he could lay the groundwork now, it might make things a bit easier when he finally saw her again this summer....
Nothing. The blank page was stifling his brain. He couldn't get beyond "Dear Annie."
As he glanced out the window, he noticed the rain had stopped. Perhaps some fresh air would help clear his mind and improve his focus, he thought.
He decided to jog down to the Quidditch pitch. After all, if he was going to be running with Annie this summer, he'd better not embarrass himself in her presence by not being able to keep up.
4 May, 1995
Dear Annie,
Oh, please! Be reasonable, will you? Have you seen your little legs? Running circles around me sounds about right maybe a ten-foot circle, tops. I will gladly run with you every day this summer if that's what it takes for you to learn your lesson.
Fred and I have decided to expand our product line and are currently developing some pyrotechnics. We recently found a cheap, reliable source of explosives, much to our delight. It's all quite hush-hush (at least as quiet as explosives can be) so mum's the word for now. So far, nothing of any real value has been permanently damaged beyond repair, so stop worrying (I know you are). Eyebrows always grow back, don't they?
Spring is coming very slowly here this year. How is the weather back home? I wish we were back at the beach, lying on the warm sand, soaking up the sun together again. I miss it. That sounds like heaven right now.
We both want to thank you for the birthday gifts, as well as the career advice. Both were highly amusing. I suspect that's why we love you so you're funny. Always entertaining and good for a laugh.
Can't wait for this damn school year to be over already. What a waste of my time. See you soon!
Love,
George
P.S. I will be happy to restore you to "normal," for a small fee, that is, payable in advance.
Annie couldn't wipe the idiotic grin off her face. He'd said he wanted to go back to the beach with her! He'd called it heaven, echoing her own thoughts exactly. He was looking forward to seeing her again. And the best part of all: he promised to run with her EVERY GODDAMN DAY!
After screaming into her pillow like a twelve-year-old, she was able to calm down, become more rational. And that rationality lead to doubt. Of course, the offer to run every day was probably just teasing exaggeration. And who wouldn't prefer a beach to a crummy, cold, damp castle? She knew she ought to be more careful.
Don't get your hopes up too high, her brain tried to warn her.
Shut the hell up! her heart cried out. Stop ruining my buzz!
Even her rational mind had to admit, the tone of George's latest letter was... well, downright flirty, at least for him. She tried to picture him writing it, which was not difficult to do, considering the frequency with which she practiced the exercise. She added her favorite sly smile to his face as she watched him scribble away on the parchment in her mind. It was the one he usually wore in anticipation of taking the mickey out of her.
Annie sighed. Throwing herself back onto the bed, she read the letter for the twentieth time.
30 May, 1995
Dear George,
Oh, it is on, you swollen-headed prat. Get used to looking at my backside, because that's the only view you're going to get this summer until your lesson is learned. Maybe if you're lucky I'll even let you kiss it (I know it's a fantasy of yours, remember?).
Thanks for the update regarding the explosives. Please spare only enough caution to keep yourself in one piece. You look so much more pleasingly symmetrical with all your appendages intact. And I've heard that burning hair smells absolutely horrid: something to bear in mind.
Honestly though, I can't wait to see them. You know how much I love wanton destruction are they the sort that actually blow things up or just look pretty?
The weather here is warming up nicely. And I wholeheartedly echo your sentiments about the shore. Let's plan to run off together, leave this dreary workaday world behind, and be beach bums somewhere. I'll get there first, of course, since we'll be running off but I'll save a spot next to me just for you.
Come home soon.
Love you more,
Annie
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266 Reviews | 2.97/10 Average
I was searching for something to read Christmas Eve and this story was presented to me when I asked for a random story. All I can say is "Huzzah"!
This is a wonderful and well-written story about a character that always seemed to be a throw-away in the books. George and Fred, it seemed to me, were presented as one-dimensional characters with almost no redeeming qualities. You have taken JKR's canon and made them real.
Thank you for the enjoyable story. This one is definitely going into my keeper file. ^_^
... i've read what you said about tinkering here and there and to my mind, although it's your story, but since you've enraptured and captured us into your fantasy world, and this is a fanfic, unlike those dragonlance stories where once printed, never changed or improved, i hope you can weave our constructive comments in little by little, because then, it's still a living thing, not dead you see?
firstly, i'm only offering my opinion because u've done such a good job in weaving the closure together such that so many things have come a full circle. naturally i've been gobsmacked by your brilliance so many times in the story, i'm not telling you that i'm superior or whatever. i'm just saying that there are some more circles you can bring in and inter weave into the last two chapters if you like. maybe not just the last chapter otherwise it'll be lopsided...
some suggestions: fred's son was one of the more glaring omissions that i even with my foggy brain could spot. i think he should have some part of the inheritance and maybe a paragraph or so where we know whether he's a squib or not, and maybe a partial happy ever after for him here in this fanfic (even with a spin-off)
the dog could be in heaven with fred or meredith too
i felt the aunties' interactions with the great grand daughter was not really doing much. who were the 4 who had annie's violet eyes?
so only these 3 suggested improvements...i couldn't write a fanfic to save my life. but i can be a backseat driver!
this story kept me company through a bout of flu and cough. so i thank you once again!
Response from jadecadence (Reviewer)
eeks! what happened to the paragraphing? i left proper paragraphs, not this big ugly chunk!
Response from shosier (Author of George & Annie: An Unofficial Biography)
Thanks for all the lovely & sweet reviews... what a fuzzy holiday gift for me! And thanks for the spin-off suggestions, too. I did have several in mind (including one for Ben, a kind of diary or journal of his discoveries from his point of view) and even managed to write one... "Here Be Dragons" is archived here on TPP and is Charlie and Sasha's love story. I don't write much fanfic anymore as I'm busy working on original fiction. Please visit my website at www.shanynhosier.com for more info
i've to say, original character fanfics aren't my first choice, and i only started reading this because i've exhausted hgss and dmgw etc. fanfic lore,... and this was completed. but this chapter made me tear twice afresh. which is a feat and makes me realise authors writing about my fav pairings don't seem to be able to plumb my emotional depths as well. this is a nice vision of heaven, one that i'm not so sure i agree with,... but it makes for good thinking. thanks for being a writer of stamina and complexity, with enough moments of freshness.
guess nobody japanese reads this site as yet... as they aren't particularly good at English. but don't worry! once they do, they'll certainly leave a review or contact you to give feedback. only, will you still be around to edit the jap translation or reading the responses? :,)
"Did I miss the memo declaring my house a bloody
common room?"
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hahaha! and your last two plot twists are marvellous! at least as a fanfic writer you can get away with anything but they are simply brilliant and creatively darn awesomeness! :))
so sweet. i'm sure this would have helped angharad in her insecurity or jealousy about not being a witch and having magical powers, if she hadn't already found peace within herself.
"We found each other just in time to help each other
through our darkest hours" - awwww! maybe that's what i lacked... i didn't open my mouth, just thought it tacitly with my ex-fiance. sometimes, i am not enough encouraging. they are quite a model of positive relationships though!
loved the fact that bill and ron were totally inept goal keepers when it's a child scoring!
what a wonderful plot bunny! i wish sasha and charlie were bi though. polyamory yummy with jane. what happened to her?
well done! nice bit of action there! :)
i've no idea what quote by jkr u used, it went by so swimmingly. i was so engrossed with the flow! thanks once again for your time and commitment in writing!
awesome... not sure if i'd before left a review or read this all without reviewing thus far only because i was transfixed by your brilliant interlocking of fanfic and jkr's original story. i think yours take much more planning to integrate annie's life but thanks so much for writing this. you have a wonderful gift that you are exercising!
you're an awesomely fresh writer. it's definitely a talent you have!
hahaha, didn't know this story would be such a fount of useful information!
thanks for the thought u've put into this chapter.
i'm so happy to be having such a story to sink my teeth into! it's awesome and worthwhile reading it.
I'm so happy that Annie finally gets to see the wizarding world. sniffle :)
Response from shosier (Author of George & Annie: An Unofficial Biography)
I just feel bad it took this long for her to get a chance!
oooooh, they are in *so* much trouble, aren't they? <grin>
Response from shosier (Author of George & Annie: An Unofficial Biography)
Yes indeedy! But George was born for trouble... :)
Awww. I can't even imagine twins, Anne's lucky to have Molly nearby, and endless other Weasleys for help.
Response from shosier (Author of George & Annie: An Unofficial Biography)
Me neither! Better her than me, I say. :)
Poor Angelina, that has to be rough on her. Have we really seen the last of Stephen?
Response from shosier (Author of George & Annie: An Unofficial Biography)
Poor Angelina... and poor George. His own grief is quite complicated.
A mother of seven would definitely know when a bucket was needed. I'm sorry I suspected poor Michael.
Response from shosier (Author of George & Annie: An Unofficial Biography)
Molly certainly knows what she's about.
Wow, I'm glad Meridith remembered Anne's stories. They should fess up and move Anne into the Burrow. I'm getting concerned.
Response from shosier (Author of George & Annie: An Unofficial Biography)
For Annie's sake, I needed her to come clean to Meredith, such as it was. And anyone would be concerned!
Hmmm, still suspicious of that dog. And stephen. I'm just the suspicious sort.
Response from shosier (Author of George & Annie: An Unofficial Biography)
Oh, that Stephen! ;)
Appariton lessons with fred and george, what fun :)
Response from shosier (Author of George & Annie: An Unofficial Biography)
Thanks! Apparition = fun... ghoul = not fun, at least for Annie. :)