The Petulant Poetess
  • Stories
  • Browse By
    • Category
    • Character
    • Genre
    • Author
  • Info
      Useful Info
    • General Information
    • Message Board
    • Membership & Story Ratings
    • Submission Rules
    • Important Links
    • Support The Petulant Poetess
    • Writers' Resources
    • Punctuation Guide
    • Writing Fan Fiction
    • Harry Potter Resources
    • Dictionaries
    • Beta Resources
  • Create an Account
    • Create an Account
    • Sign In
Potions Under Duress 25 Dates
Chapters Menu
Download PDF Version

New Chapter for 25 Dates

25 Dates

1: Part I: Oh Circe!

2: Part II: Circe Almighty!

3: Part III: For Circes Sake

4: Part IV: What in the Name of Circe?

5: Part V: A More Serious Interlude

6: Part VI: Well, Circe!

7: Part VII: Should Circe Meddle...

8: A Very Brief War

9: Part IX: Vengeance to Circe

10: Part X: Circe's Revenge

11: Part XI: Circe the Fool?

12: Part XII: Sweet Circe!

25 Dates

averygoodun

185 Reviews   |   185 Ratings, 0 Likes, 133 Favorites )

Humor Romance Potions Under Duress 11,644 Words 12 Chapters Complete
Ginevra Weasley Harry Potter Hermione Granger Original Character Ronald Weasley Albus Dumbledore Minerva McGonagall Severus Snape Draco Malfoy Madam Rosmerta Lucius Malfoy Tom Riddle (Voldemort)

Hermione's grandmother comes to take care of her after she's injured, but decides Hermione's love life isn't up to snuff.

Start Reading

Chapters (12)

Chapter 1: Part I: Oh Circe!

Chapter 2: Part II: Circe Almighty!

Chapter 3: Part III: For Circes Sake

Chapter 4: Part IV: What in the Name of Circe?

Chapter 5: Part V: A More Serious Interlude

Chapter 6: Part VI: Well, Circe!

Chapter 7: Part VII: Should Circe Meddle...

Chapter 8: A Very Brief War

Chapter 9: Part IX: Vengeance to Circe

Chapter 10: Part X: Circe's Revenge

Chapter 11: Part XI: Circe the Fool?

Chapter 12: Part XII: Sweet Circe!


About averygoodun

Validated
Author

averygoodun

Member Since 2005  |  19 Stories  |  Favorited by 316  |  122 Reviews Written  |  1,064 Review Responses

Right.  I would like to state, for the record, that I WILL finish "She Married Her Choice".  I will.  Assuming I am in control of my own destiny and accomplishments, that is. ;-)

Unfortunately, real life (mainly an attention craving three-year-old) and inspiration have been keeping me from creative endeavors for a while now.  I do foresee a time when that shall pass, but until then, I ask for your patience.

Thank you!

Author Website
http://www.livejournal.com/users/averygoodun/
Also Archived At
http://ashwinder.sycophanthex.com/viewuser.php?uid=11651 http://www.fanfiction.net/u/770650/

Reviews for 25 Dates

Displaying Review 1 - 25 of 185 in total
← Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Next →
10/10

LovesRickman

Wonderfully fluffy! Even fluffier than marshmallow fluff!
Missy/LovesRickman

10/10

LovesRickman

Lol loved the perverse pun with pig latin. Excellent ending for Snake Face
Missy/LovesRickman

10/10

breastlady

This story was wonderfully entertaining and fun. I truly enjoyed it. You gave me 3 wonderful nights of wine and reading a lovely, amusing story about my favorite couple before bed. Well done!!!!!  Good night, dearest AG.  

10/10

breastlady

With Circe for her grandmother, does that still qualify Hermione as a "mudblood"? I know her parents are muggles but her blood is bluer than his! Can he still call her that? Isn't her dad more like a sqib?  That would make her a half blood wouldn't it?  

10/10

breastlady

I second my 2011 review. My cat doen't want me to type more. 

10/10

breastlady

10/10

breastlady

What fun!!!!  I've read it years ago and remember Hermione gets fixed up with Snape by Circe and that's it. Not because it isn't a memorable story, mind. It's because I have no short term memory. I do remember being 18 months old and my brother being brought home from the hospital. Seriously. I'm terrified I have early dementia.  But it won't make it better to stress about it, so I'm off to the next chapter.

0/10

Wine witch

Thanks for that funny story!

0/10

moor

Hahahahaha, loved how Hermione & Severus looked for the opportunity in their predicament! ;)

10/10

christev

This was a fun sounding challenge, and you did a great job with it! Loved this story! :)

10/10

breastlady

Bravo! Quite enjoayable piece of romantic fluffy wuffy. I love romantic fluffy wuffy! 

10/10

breastlady

Not as smart as one would expect of Snapeypoo! Not to be a nag, but does he not realize whom he is trying to best?  I bet Albus will play along alright. If I know him he'll tell Severus he's been in love with him too and just didn't think Snapeypoo would ever return his feelings, that's what!  I've no idea what she'll do to Hermione. She has shamelessly embarrassed the girl. If Hermione really is the smartest witch of her age she'll apologize and explaine that she was just embarrassed, then thank her for getting Snapeypoo to fall for her.

10/10

breastlady

Apparently, they forgot who they are dealing with and have grossly underestimated their adversary. Cheeky! The powerful witch and wizard are just a little bit too impressed with themselves. I imagine they will find out one shouldn't toy with goddesses.

10/10

breastlady

So much for Harry's Bilboish speach. I was thinking that Snape would be rather stinky and not very kissable after so much time in a dungeon but then I remembered cleansing charms. That was a close one. I was about to be icked out by a Snapeypoo- Hermione kiss. That was the whole point of the story! I hope Aragog and his spawn actually ate the swine. Do spiders poop?  Could Volde come back to life from magical spider poop? Let's hope not. 

10/10

breastlady

Circe's Big Bra on a Centaur!! Pa-leez! Must you embarrass the girl so heartlessly?  Give her a break and tell her about Snapypoo in private, could you? 

Admittedly, Snapypoo did deserve to be left at the Malfoy's. But I expect you to deliver him in good health to Hermione when he's learned his lesson.

10/10

breastlady

Circe's pink knickers! 'Bout time she stepped in!  I hope she addresses the problem with Ferretbutt, as well.  

10/10

breastlady

I don't see why Snape would be offended by Hermione taking Ferrethead down a notch, implying he wanted to be Snape's tart.  She in no way insinuated that Snape would be open to the idea. I thought it was brilliant! Too bad about Malfoy. I hope he has a change of heart and chooses the light.  You'd think he'd at least be afraid of insulting Circe's grand daughter. I hope Circe has been paying attention to the little ferrethole.

10/10

breastlady

How do Circe and Dumbledore expect things to progress in a romantic way when the couple have promised not to cross the Student-Teacher line?  It's time for Dumbledore to let Severus know that as long as he is descrete the Headmaster would turn a blind eye should feelings develope between Severus and Hermione.  Otherwise, it's time Circe laid down some more laws and told Dumbledore to give Severus permission to court Hermione if he so desires.  

10/10

breastlady

Circe's Ass! 

What is the problem with those Slytherin twits? Worried Hermione out ranks them? Mwaaahaaahaaa!

10/10

breastlady

Sweet Circe!

10/10

FlyingMermaid

Bwahahaha! I LOVE this story! Transfiguring Dumbledore into a boar! Definitely a boar and not a bore! Snapey's undies must be in a bunch!!!

10/10

Rhyselle

ROTFLMHO!  That is one of the funniest Severus/Hermione fics I've ever read.  After a "grumpy" day, this brought a smile to my face and had my family looking at me like I was crazy for laughing so much and so loud.  I don't think the skimming in the last chapter was a problem at all... with the style of the fic, it worked perfectly!

9/10

Roleyc70

Very enjoyable and pleasingly in character. Altogether believable.

0/10

sunny33

very good!

0/10

sunny33

Meddling old biddies LOL

Displaying Review 1 - 25 of 185 in total
← Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Next →

The Petulant Poetess

A moderated archive, hosting stories by authors who enjoy dabbling in the wonderful world of Harry Potter fanfiction.

More About The Petulant Poetess

© Copyrights. All rights reserved. ThePetulantPoetess.com

Explore

  • All Stories
  • by Author
  • by Category
  • by Character
  • by Genre

Links

  • General Information
  • Terms and Conditions
  • Message Board
  • Writers' Resources
  • Submission Rules