i looooove time turner stories, too!  what a great bunch of cliches.  thanks and i look forward to more!

Yay, you killed off Ron!  Now he won't be a thorn in our side.  Unless you change time and bring him back, but that would be absurd!  I paused at the Mione reference.  I had to remind myself that this was a parody and that you were probably poking fun.  And of course, the first thing in McGonagall's mind at Severus and Hermione being alone is something untoward.

That was a quick summary... Let's see where the laughs are along the way.

That really was a great start to a new story. I like it very much and I am looking forward to the next part already!!gab

I'm SOOO glad you posted! This is gonna be fun! Eagerly waiting to laugh my arse off some more!Livvy

Very good, indeed! I am enjoying this very much! ;-) (I think NSS said it all, eh?)

Mwahahahah!  "McGonagall had to put a Full-Body Bind on Harry to keep him with us."  -- You canon-murderess, you.  And a head admin, no less! *gasp*"With that he released her from his hold and began to stride purposely toward the castle."   -- Yes, well, I think that it might be kind of difficult to do that accidentally...Oh, the agony!  He snarls at her one second, speaks softly the next, thinks she's stupid yet another, wants to kiss her the following ... you slay me.  However did you learn such writing skills?  I <3 U. U R teh bestest evah!*snicker* I love a story where Ron gets offed.  And I don't mean gets off either."There was something... familiar about her at this point."  -- Ya think?"Headmaster, I have no recollection of having done a Memory Charm on myself."  -- Really? I don't understand ... How could that be?"Hermione found herself wondering who this Marilyn was."  -- I was just thinking the same thing.  Well, actually, my wondering was peppered with my latest staple word (starts with F)."She giggled. Everyone turned to her. "  -- Yes! There it is!  The schoolgirlish giggle that always reminds Snape painfully of what a "little girl" she is, even though she is "of age" and can do whatever she wants now.  *snicker*  Glad you got that one in."Snape spoke. 'Alter. As in put in something extra, such as once they get here their magic will be reduced?'" -- Hmm ... I kinda like dunderhead Snape, master of stating the obvious.  Don't you?  "You asked me to put a Portkey in Professor Snape’s robes in the form of a button in case of emergency."  -- Because, of course, Dumbledore is too stoopid to know what form the Portkey should take in order to keep Severus safe.  *nods*"McGonagall blanched. 'In his personal chambers?'”   -- Oh, dear.  But, Albus, what about her virtue?“Perhaps one of us should go with them and help them with what they have to do, Albus.” -- Um ... never mind."They need no interruptions.”  -- No coitus interruptus, por favor.  Wait, is this NC-17 or am I misinterpreting?  “Thank you, Professor. You tell her all she needs to know.”   -- That's right, Harry.  Don't do any of the hard work now, whatever you do.  You just want 'em experienced and easy to please.  Little do you know ... oh, did I say 'little'?Oh, please.  I didn't laugh at all. Not one eensy weensy little bit. How do you figure this is a parody?   OMG, YTB!  *BMGWL*(and yes I had to look those up)Oh, and I nearly forgot.  If I could give more than 5 stars I would, simply for making me forget the neck-high pile of shit I'm having to wade through.

*grumbles* Hey--thanks for the ridicule. Really. "Mione" Yeah, I used it in my Time-Turner. I'm so UNcreative, I guess. You should add this one in there too: Time-turner sequels. HAhahahah! I'll be sure to remind you of that again here in a few months when I start posting the next instalment of my TT.*snicker* I still liked it though. Does that make me a bad person for liking something that is pointing a big finger at me? Yeah, most likely. But, I'm a strange one... Looking forward to more.

I think I'm going to enjoy this parody! Yeah, and thank you!!

I think I'm going to enjoy this parody! Yeah, and thank you!!

This is actually quite a good parody.  And I am enjoying all the cliches. 

"his desire for her was most peaked"I spit up soda on my keyboard over that one.

You are amazing. I can recognize every usual cliché but you manage to make them so very natural that it doesn't sound like it. Simply brilliant. and about that : "AN: Next chapter will be up tomorrow. :) " I juist have to say: *squee*.

man o man...i must have mush for brains.  i keep forgetting this is a parody!  love this love you.  thanks so much                                 

You truly are brilliant.  The way you can write in so many different genre.  Hysterical chapter.

This is so over the top and I love it. 

This is very funny.  I love it.This is why I didn't want to write anything.  I thought I would sound stupid and write, without knowing it, like in a parody.  Don't get me wrong I love parodies but  I don't think I write well enough to really write some that isn't a parody.

Oh, I'm enjoying this so much.  I like how it's light and not taking itself too seriously, even if he calls her Mione ;)

So, how is it you manage a time travel story rife with cliché and make it so amazingly good.  Although I love all the little pieces, like them being lovers in the past, and his memories overwhelming him.  I can't wait until the next one.

Now I know things are looking up for you Southern!  I'm glad.Great chapter with lots of emotion.

AWWWW they sleept in each others arms. So sweet *smirk*. Hope for more as soon as the hurricane go away.

I went looking for this to mark my bookmark. I just had to tell you how much I'm looking forward to reading more.

I love the story as much as the rest of your work. I hope you weathered the stroms well.

How did the storm go?I love your style. Your flair. The short sentences. The, OMG he is sexy, moment! But where was the Oh dear, I have a morning erection and am so mortified moment? :P

Minerva breaks the mood.  She's quite the wet towel, isn't she?  Lol.  Oh, the romance!  How on earth could they have lived this long without each other?