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Potions Under Duress Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner
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Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner

1: Chapter 1

2: Chapter 2

3: Chapter 3

4: Chapter 4

5: Chapter 5

6: Chapter 6

7: Chapter 7

Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner

Southern_Witch_69

105 Reviews   |   105 Ratings, 0 Likes, 97 Favorites )

Drama Romance Action/Adventure Parody Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 25,394 Words 7 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

A special Time-Turner helps Hermione go back and befriend young Snape. Together, they make a potion that will bring down the modern day Lord Voldemort once and for all.

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Chapters (7)

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Chapter 7: Chapter 7


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Southern_Witch_69

Member Since 2005  |  144 Stories  |  Favorited by 1,103  |  2,209 Reviews Written  |  5,450 Review Responses

I adore the world of HP.



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Reviews for Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner

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0/10

WriterMerrin

I am so glad you thought of storing the memories and then Obliviating them. It's the one thing about Time Turner stories that always makes me sad--that he has to wait so long missing her--and you've taken that out of the equation, you clever thing!

0/10

sunny33

Hovering... oh, yes... ;)

10/10

sinbad

Sad, yet I think it will be OK.  Severus will see things soon.  He will realize that she is speaking the truth and it will work out.

10/10

gabi1791

Another great chapter! I love the continued updates!! More!!!! (But I hate to see this end!)gab

Response from gabi1791 (Reviewer)

Oh, I just noticed: Shouldn't it be "a Stunner would feel like an Avada Kedavra"? I think you had it the other way around.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

Glad you're having fun.:)The reason the Killing Curse would only be like a Stunning Spell is because their magic is depleted (not as strong). So instead of killing someone, it would just sting them or something. LOL

Response from gabi1791 (Reviewer)

Oh, okay. I was thinking from the receiving end of the curse not from the originating... Now it makes sense!!

Response from gabi1791 (Reviewer)

Oh, I just noticed: Shouldn't it be "a Stunner would feel like an Avada Kedavra"? I think you had it the other way around.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

Glad you're having fun.:)The reason the Killing Curse would only be like a Stunning Spell is because their magic is depleted (not as strong). So instead of killing someone, it would just sting them or something. LOL

Response from gabi1791 (Reviewer)

Oh, okay. I was thinking from the receiving end of the curse not from the originating... Now it makes sense!!

10/10

sinbad

I practically cried during this chapter.  Goodbyes are always so hard.  I hope Severus will be OK while he continues to grow up.  Hermione's pregnancy is interesting too.  I wonder how he will feel about it when she gets back to her own time?

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

You have it all, SW, and your a brilliant writer as well.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

Thanks for reading, mate! :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

Thanks for reading, mate! :)

0/10

tinytexans

Well, that was... uh... touching. :D heehee! Punk.

10/10

beaweasley2

Ah Nooooo there has to be more than this! I love how sneaky the boy Severus is in ensuring that he gets to keep her and his furture self won't leave her out of a sense of properity! Good, gods, though, he should have aksked her first or something.I wanted more chapters of young Severus and Hermione!! No fair. *pouts with arms crossed*

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

Hahaha! NO way. Time to be rid of this and back to my real story (Breaching...)Grin

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

Hahaha! NO way. Time to be rid of this and back to my real story (Breaching...)Grin

10/10

beaweasley2

Ohhhhh Noooo is right! She should have befriended him, should have taken things slower, shouldn't have shown her hand so quickly! I loved the bit with the map and the cloak though! Whooot! Really diggin' this story, love!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

Indeed. :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

Indeed. :)

0/10

michiruwater

Oh yes, all the typical cliches, including a paradox! Bravo :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

Teehee!! :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

Teehee!! :)

10/10

snitchette

AAAAwwwwwwwww They're having a baby. SOoooo sweet.

10/10

debjunk

Oh, I'm sure it will all work out in the end.  I wonder what that letter says...

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

These types always work out well. :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

These types always work out well. :)

10/10

snitchette

Glad to know being Sex God Snape is not a thing you learn with time and experience. It seems you had it from the beginning. I wish I had a first lover that considerate. Two orgasms for a first time. Mmmmm *dreamy sigh*

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

Bwahahahah! He's just got that magical sexual gift. LOL

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

Bwahahahah! He's just got that magical sexual gift. LOL

0/10

sunny33

Very good.  Liked her using the map against the Marauders, don't think I've seen that one before!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

I don't think I have either. Was trying to think what could "show her cleverness and make them think she's totally powerful." Hahaha

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

I don't think I have either. Was trying to think what could "show her cleverness and make them think she's totally powerful." Hahaha

10/10

gabi1791

Somehow I'm sure they will!! Lovely chapter, I'm looking forward to the next one!!gab

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

Definitely. Hope you like what's next!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

Definitely. Hope you like what's next!

10/10

blue artemis

That really was probably the most amusing chapter for me.  That covered almost all the cliches.  Especially the part where a teenaged virgin boy would be that considerate a lover. 

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

Hehehe... Pity my first boyfriend wasn't so ... good. :))

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

Hehehe... Pity my first boyfriend wasn't so ... good. :))

10/10

debjunk

Oh, I can't believe it's almost over!  Such a great story.  I wasn't expecting her to be pregnant, although I should have, right?  Loved that letter, especially the quip about it being high praise from him.  I laughed for a good bit on that.

0/10

kimjo2

how will they?  tune in next time...same place!  love it...thanks so much

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

LOL!! THanks :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

LOL!! THanks :)

10/10

slytherin_snake

I have read alot of your work and you are a wonderful writer. You have me hooked good on this one I can't wait for more. Please keep them coming as fast as you can.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

(staci)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

I'm so glad you're having fun with my silly little tale! :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

(staci)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

I'm so glad you're having fun with my silly little tale! :)

10/10

snapesflower

This is such a refreshing story, and your stuff is always so lushvicious!!! lol.Keep writing.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

LOL Thanks. :)Long time no see~!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

LOL Thanks. :)Long time no see~!

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

They will fix it like they always do.  This a parody after all.  Brilliant chapter.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

Too right. And thanks!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

Too right. And thanks!

0/10

kimjo2

it's a parody!  it's a parody!  it's a parody! *beating head against desk*  yes i know and i can see it but i love it!  thanks so much and i look forward to the next chapter.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

This is great though. IT's fun to get lost in stories that aren't so... complicated. Or something like that. I used to enjoy these types long ago. LOL

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

This is great though. IT's fun to get lost in stories that aren't so... complicated. Or something like that. I used to enjoy these types long ago. LOL

0/10

ClayPotter

This is so much fun. I'm glad I found it.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

Me too! Yay

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

Me too! Yay

0/10

Guinnevere

Lots of Yankee-isms, amid the general silliness. Made me cringe as well as laugh out loud. And I agree, this story is very sweet. I'm enjoying it more for the romance than the parody, even!Good job, Southern, dear!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

Bwahahaah! :) Glad you're having fun though. Cheers

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

Bwahahaah! :) Glad you're having fun though. Cheers

10/10

sinbad

Loved the chapter.  I think Minerva sees a bit more than what is implied in canon.  I like that because it makes her a bit 'deeper' than before.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

Thank you. :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner)

Thank you. :)

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