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dracontia77 Reviews | 7.39/10 (77 Ratings, 0 Likes, 46 Favorites )
Luna Lovegood is experimenting. Draco Malfoy picks a hell of a time to interrupt. If you crave profundity, this will not satisfy, but if you’d like a little whine with your cheese, you’ve come to the right place. Completely AU—because it’s fun that way!
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dracontia
Member Since 2006 | 69 Stories | Favorited by 208 | 51 Reviews Written | 1,397 Review Responses
Mostly Harmless! Though I have to admit, I'm even stranger than I appear. ;-) There's a pile of unbeta'd stuff on my LJ (dracfic) if you're interested in Raw, Untamed, fanfic.
Believe it or not, "How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic" has been rec'ed by Know It Alls! It's true! They gave me this pretty lil' ribbon and everything! And in March 2007, they saw fit to likewise reccommend (as an antidote to angst) the story that started it all, 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey'--just in time for the first anniversary of that story's posting! *hugs Harm*
(I also have to admit that 'mostly harmless' may not be the most apt description of a member of the Mad Chatters...)
Reviews for zin
Well, that was fantastic! The Harry/Luna person will be fun in the next chapter. With Draco by himself and without his previous fantasies of Harry, but not of Luna, whose body Harry now occupies. Great. Wonderful!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thanks very much! Harry/Luna is currently up and running--in a manner of speaking--in just-posted Chapter 3. :)
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thanks very much! Harry/Luna is currently up and running--in a manner of speaking--in just-posted Chapter 3. :)
Bwah ha ha ha ha. That was really funny.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
:D Thank you!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
:D Thank you!
i hardly know what to say. i'm thinking how about, "delightfully twisted" and let's just leave it at that. : )
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*grin* Works for me! Thanks kindly for the review!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*grin* Works for me! Thanks kindly for the review!
Fantastic, yet again. Thanks for a mind-bending read!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
You're most welcome! If your mind is so inclined, I'm posting the next flex-promoting chapter by morning. *should really be getting some sleep...*
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
You're most welcome! If your mind is so inclined, I'm posting the next flex-promoting chapter by morning. *should really be getting some sleep...*
oh, no! what happened? what'd she see? what'd they do? i am on the edge of my seat. clever idea and brilliant execution. *adds to favorites*
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you! If that seat edge is getting uncomfortable, you can always go to Chapter 2--which is now posted. :)
Response from kittylefish (Reviewer)
that review actually encompassed both chapters. so i'm still on the uncomfortable edge.
Response from kittylefish (Reviewer)
oops. never mind. i see that the next chapter really is up! *runs off to read it*
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you! If that seat edge is getting uncomfortable, you can always go to Chapter 2--which is now posted. :)
Response from kittylefish (Reviewer)
that review actually encompassed both chapters. so i'm still on the uncomfortable edge.
Response from kittylefish (Reviewer)
oops. never mind. i see that the next chapter really is up! *runs off to read it*
This is hysterical. I love it.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*takes a bow* Thank you much, my dear!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*takes a bow* Thank you much, my dear!
I've got to see where this goes. Luna is probably my favorite character.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you kindly. *Hee!* Sit back and enjoy the ride--but be sure to fasten your seat belt!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you kindly. *Hee!* Sit back and enjoy the ride--but be sure to fasten your seat belt!
Great fun! I love how matter-of-fact Luna is, while Draco is freaking out. I can hardly wait for more! How many chapters will this likely be?
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you! The wait for more shall be short, I promise. Chapter 2 is beta'd and merely awaits RL priorities for posting. Chapter 3 and the epilogue are in the beta process. :)
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you! The wait for more shall be short, I promise. Chapter 2 is beta'd and merely awaits RL priorities for posting. Chapter 3 and the epilogue are in the beta process. :)
Anonymous
Oh, good lord! I might have to ask what meds you're on, but I'm actually rather sure that the answer would be a sunny and cheerful, "None! Just me, all me!" Second time in one week that a story has left me feeling as though I've fallen down the rabbit hole into Alice's alternate reality, wacked-out universe. Hoo-rah! Bravo to you, darling, for this and what is to come. I absolutely cannot wait.
Author's Response: I might have to ask what meds you're on, but I'm actually rather sure that the answer would be a sunny and cheerful, "None! Just me, all me!"
*claps hands in Luna-like wonder* You KNOW me! And what a lovely week you must be having. :)
Thanks so very much! (And I promise, you won't have to wait too long. My dear SLU has sent chapter 2 back, and it will be up as soon as we're done with lunch here.)
Hahaha... Harry was holding the broom with the special grease!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Yep! LOL!
Thankee for stopping by to review :)
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Yep! LOL!
Thankee for stopping by to review :)
Hysterically laughing! This is great, brilliant, superb! The contrast between Luna and Draco makes this all the more appealing and their common interest in Harry ('s broom) hotter. "Trouble" for the next chapter seems to fit just nicely. *rubs hands in gleeful anticipation*
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you very much! Can you hang on to that anticipation another hour or so? I need to make lunch for the family before I post the next chapter. :)
Response from nata (Reviewer)
Nah. Don't rush. As long as it's not a year, waiting is fine. And this is so nice. If need be, I'll wait till morning. Bon appetite.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you very much! Can you hang on to that anticipation another hour or so? I need to make lunch for the family before I post the next chapter. :)
Response from nata (Reviewer)
Nah. Don't rush. As long as it's not a year, waiting is fine. And this is so nice. If need be, I'll wait till morning. Bon appetite.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!! Fantastic. I still have tears in my eyes from laughing. So very, very good. (And please, please let that be Harry :-))
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*hands over a tissue*
*mischievous grin*
Thanks very much! Seeing as I just got chapter 2 back, you shall find out who is is shortly. :D
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*hands over a tissue*
*mischievous grin*
Thanks very much! Seeing as I just got chapter 2 back, you shall find out who is is shortly. :D
'Lovegood, if McGonagall sees me looking like that, she’ll put me in detention for a month for using controlled substances. Snape would put me in detention for that smile. And he would administer Veritaserum to find out what I was on. Or up to.'...and thats thetruth! They would!This must be the funniest story ever! Just the whole broomtheme is hilarious!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you very much! I promise, more coming up--with at least one more quick cameo for the broom. ^_^
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you very much! I promise, more coming up--with at least one more quick cameo for the broom. ^_^
This is wildly hilarious! Who knows what Luna could get up to with that mind of hers? And I'm dying to know who happened upon them.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you! Dying to know? Goodness--well, lest this prove to be the first fic fatality at TPP, I'll get chapter 2 up ASAP. :-o
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you! Dying to know? Goodness--well, lest this prove to be the first fic fatality at TPP, I'll get chapter 2 up ASAP. :-o
Oh, god. Luna is insane sometimes. I just love how well you have captured her!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thanks muchly! Fortunately, she has agreed to remain in captivity for a few more chapters. :D
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thanks muchly! Fortunately, she has agreed to remain in captivity for a few more chapters. :D
STOP PLAYING WITH IT! Oh. My. God. 
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you kindly, darling. Your laughing fit is my mental health. :D
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you kindly, darling. Your laughing fit is my mental health. :D
LOL! Serves him right!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*grin!* Serving up another helping, right or wrong, in about 10 minutes! Thanks for reviewing!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*grin!* Serving up another helping, right or wrong, in about 10 minutes! Thanks for reviewing!
Anonymous
Stay tuned! Here we go again, woman. I'm going to have to demand more. My head is spinning with theories right now.
Maybe Harry IS the broom, and they're gonna have kinky Firebolt!Harry sex.
That's my top one. They all go downhill from there. Waaay downhill.
Author's Response: ROFL You're on the right wavelength, just need to tune in the channel. Or, you could wait for the update this afternoon. :D Thanks for reviewing!
Ooh, I think this is going to be FUN! I do love Luna.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Luna shall be the recipient of much *cough* love before this is over, Thanks for the review!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Luna shall be the recipient of much *cough* love before this is over, Thanks for the review!
Oh, feisty Draco hasn't been listening to the gossip about "Loony" Luna. He probably should have exercised more care.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Yes, but if he did, where would OUR fun be? :D Thanks for reviewing!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Yes, but if he did, where would OUR fun be? :D Thanks for reviewing!
LoL I love it already! You've gotten both of their personalities down pat.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Got them right where I want them ;). Thanks for the review!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Got them right where I want them ;). Thanks for the review!
Interesting beginning. It is skewed a bit ... a little like Luna herself. I look forward to the unraveling of this story to come. Thanks for posting, JoAnne
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Hang on to the ceiling... the skewing shall become more pronounced shortly. Thank you for reviewing!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Hang on to the ceiling... the skewing shall become more pronounced shortly. Thank you for reviewing!
Yes yes yes! Love the start of this!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you! More is coming up. :D
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you! More is coming up. :D
It's always interesting to see what writers put Luna up to. And Harry's firebolt, eh? Is it too much to hope for to get him into the mix as well? :-)
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Luna's up to (and up for) quite a bit in this one. I'll have the first chapter posted sometime this afternoon. :) Thanks for reviewing!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Luna's up to (and up for) quite a bit in this one. I'll have the first chapter posted sometime this afternoon. :) Thanks for reviewing!
*Huge grin* that's what you get for being a stuck-up prat!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
All that, and much more. ;) Thanks for reviewing!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
All that, and much more. ;) Thanks for reviewing!