Epilogue: Mixed
Chapter 5 of 5
dracontiaOne more quick punch line for the road! (But since the road probably won't appreciate it, I'm giving it to you.)
ReviewedDisclaimer: I’m not their mum. They have much more fun playing at Auntie Draccy’s house.
WARNING: Minor femmeslash.
It was one of those pretty late spring afternoons when not even the power of NEWTs could force students to remain indoors and study. Couples were out in force all over the grounds, most of them apparently attempting to discover the limits to which they could be amorous in public without being arrested. The crowd by the lake was larger than usual now that Harry and Draco were one of those couples. Their antics, whether they were in a randy-and-agreeable phase or in a randy-and-fighting-like-rabid-Jarveys phase, were enough to draw even the most unhappily single out for a look-see.
Luna preferred to avoid the crush on the ground and watch from the Astronomy Tower.
“It’s a good thing the Quidditch season ended before they got together,” Luna observed.
“Ron would have absolutely done his nut,” Ginny said with a snort. “One would have got a look at the other’s backside astride the broom and the whole game would have to be stopped while someone pried them apart and iced them down.”
“They’re so cute. It’s like watching Hippogriffs courting. All the preening… cooing… eyelash-fluttering… play-biting.” Luna sighed and re-played the scene in her Omnioculars for the third time.
“It’s a little much, if you ask me,” Ginny replied. Voyeurism was all well and good, but she felt the appeal of that particular sequence of events was wearing thin. “Let’s see what they’re up to now instead of replaying the same bit.”
“Oh. Right.”
The scene changed to the present as Luna slowly manipulated the controls on the device.
“Mmm… nice.”
“You like that, then?”
Ginny made a soft noise of assent. She watched absently as Harry tried, with a fair degree of success, to climb into Draco’s robes. “They’ve progressed quite a bit since the cooing and biting phase. I say we try to catch up with them.”
“The plan for today was to see if we could orgasm from the visuals alone.”
“If you keep working the dial that way, it won’t be from just watching.”
“I should make a note of that.”
“Not until after we get off.”
“All right. But even if it doesn’t work, you’ve still got ten minutes before you change out.”
Ginny sighed creakily, appreciative of the improved Transference Spell but still more in the mood for a conventional encounter at the moment. “Next time, you have to become the Omnioculars.”
FIN
Many, many thanks to SeverusLovesUs for the all-around beta read (and especially for gently correcting my peculiar propensity for Idiosyncratic Use of Capital Letters).
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77 Reviews | 7.39/10 Average
Brillant, weird, kinky, all in the most wonderful way. Thank you. 
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
You are entirely welcome, as always! 
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
You are entirely welcome, as always!
O M G, my mind doesn't boggle easyly, but boggled it is.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*takes a bow* Luna and I thank you from the bottom our our imagination 
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*takes a bow* Luna and I thank you from the bottom our our imagination
I am confused, I don't know who, is who anymore, ande my ribs ache from laughing ,On to the nevt chapter. 
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
It gets more confusing (and hopefully even funnier) from here. Thanks again my dear for all the lovely reviews!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
It gets more confusing (and hopefully even funnier) from here. Thanks again my dear for all the lovely reviews!
I do hope it's Harry, NOT Severus. Once again you have made me laugh so much, my glasses fogged up.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
I just considered what would have happened if Professor Snape had found, er, them. The sexy factor would have evaporated, but the results would have been hilarious! Thanks for the image 
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
I just considered what would have happened if Professor Snape had found, er, them. The sexy factor would have evaporated, but the results would have been hilarious! Thanks for the image
Are you sure it's Escher? sounds like pure Lovegood,to me.Draco must have Nargels in his ears. 
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Nargles would explain a LOT about this story. I may need to get myself checked... 
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Nargles would explain a LOT about this story. I may need to get myself checked...
Just discovered this, thanks to a rec from pyttan. Fuck me, it's funny. And original.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you very much! (And thank you, pyttan, for evidently saying nice things about the story!) I do hope you enjoy the rest.
Just got around to reading this *G* Giggled. Madly. Very fun.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Hee hee--it's a good one to save for a rainy day! Thanks for reviewing! 
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Hee hee--it's a good one to save for a rainy day! Thanks for reviewing!
Let me just say, I am sorry I didn't review this before, and I think you did a brilliant job! The end with Ginny and Luna was interesting. I wonder what it would be like to be a pair of Omnioculars, lol.,Stef 
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Quite all right--I'm glad that you enjoyed it! Thanks so very much for taking the time to review. :)
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Quite all right--I'm glad that you enjoyed it! Thanks so very much for taking the time to review. :)
LOL, I love the bit about his penis. Absolutely fantastic.Stef
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Hee hee... trivia: That was the original joke around which the rest of the story was built. :D
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Hee hee... trivia: That was the original joke around which the rest of the story was built. :D
LOL, the broom's point of view? I love Luna in this, she is spot on. Awesome!Stef =o)
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you! Luna is quite my favorite, so I like to let her get out and about whenever I have the chance. :)
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you! Luna is quite my favorite, so I like to let her get out and about whenever I have the chance. :)
*grin* Glad to finally know why Luna needed to speek with Ginny.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Couldn't let the story end without explaining that one. Thank you kindly for reviewing and enjoying!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Couldn't let the story end without explaining that one. Thank you kindly for reviewing and enjoying!
I'm rather curious about the Ginny thing but I think that's beside the point... This was a very fantastic and interesting threesome. Shame that magic doesn't really exists. I think I wish to know what it feels like to be a man sometimes.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Opens up intriguing possibilities, doesn't it? Thanks for the review!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Opens up intriguing possibilities, doesn't it? Thanks for the review!
OMG Finally Im glad I had to wait to read this because I DON'T have to wait to read it. It would surely kill me if I had to. *grin*
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
LOL I'm very glad that you're enjoying it! Thanks kindly for reviewing. :)
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
LOL I'm very glad that you're enjoying it! Thanks kindly for reviewing. :)
The first chapter had interested me greatly but I was lacking time at the moment to read the rest of the story. You can slap me (very hard if you must) for such an unforgivable thing as it is to funny to be put away (even for a short while). Very sorry about this.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Not a problem! Thank you very much for coming back to it. :D
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Not a problem! Thank you very much for coming back to it. :D
How much of the whole thing did Luna plan? Or did she just see the opportunity and run with it? (who wouldn't?)
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Oh, I think we can safely say it was the latter... who wouldn't, indeed! :D
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Oh, I think we can safely say it was the latter... who wouldn't, indeed! :D
Luna sure knows how to confuse things.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Things... people... the list goes on...
Thanks for reviewing!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Things... people... the list goes on...
Thanks for reviewing!
I lost count of how many times this chapter made me burst out laughing. My favorite line: Not really. I mean, it is sort of funny looking, but it’s a nice handy size. I imagine that it’s terribly convenient for travel and the like.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thanks most kindly! :D
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thanks most kindly! :D
The way the two of them aren't listening to a word the other says is hysterical.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
LOL Each trapped in their own blond(e) little worlds...
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
LOL Each trapped in their own blond(e) little worlds...
I like the end bit. you fooled me well. fantastic double take with the omnioculars.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*takes a bow* Thanks very much! :)
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*takes a bow* Thanks very much! :)
just so you know, I had no trouble figuring out whose voice was whose. Luna is a better telepath, and therefore her voice should be louder, ie in bold. right?"You’re awfully blasé about where you keep important things… like people’s CORPOREAL FORMS." that was a perfect sentence.
this story is so weird. good weird. but seriously. I think you write Luna very well, tho sexier than i imagine her. ;)
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Good to know. Luna does have a rather more forceful interior life than the gentlemen do, so to speak :) I'm quite partial to that sentence myself!
Thank you kindly for reviewing--and taking time to enjoy the lovely weirdness that is Luna!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Good to know. Luna does have a rather more forceful interior life than the gentlemen do, so to speak :) I'm quite partial to that sentence myself!
Thank you kindly for reviewing--and taking time to enjoy the lovely weirdness that is Luna!
this story is weirder than I thought it would be. in a good way, though. tho I think the overall official rating should be R and not PG 13. I feel slightly misled.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
OOps. I'm afraid I never quite know how to rate these things. Got used to rating by chapter back in the Ashwinder days.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
OOps. I'm afraid I never quite know how to rate these things. Got used to rating by chapter back in the Ashwinder days.
I really, really like how you leave all the "images" to the reader's imagination. it's very effective. trying to describe them all would have taken away most of the humor and all the authenticity in luna's personality.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you! It's true in general that describing the setting in great detail tends to detract from written comedy. And with Luna, dialogue always rules!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you! It's true in general that describing the setting in great detail tends to detract from written comedy. And with Luna, dialogue always rules!
1. the quote by escher at the beginning is priceless.2. I love your chapter title.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
1. That quote was so perfect that I searched all over heck & gone to make sure it really was a legit Escher quote. Forget the founders, I think Hogwarts is probably his work. :D
2. Thank you!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
1. That quote was so perfect that I searched all over heck & gone to make sure it really was a legit Escher quote. Forget the founders, I think Hogwarts is probably his work. :D
2. Thank you!
Your Luna is fabulous! I was mentally rolling on the floor with laughter. I'd have done it the traditional way, but I think Luna has control of my body!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you so much! When Luna's involved, nothing quite plays out in the traditional way. :D
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you so much! When Luna's involved, nothing quite plays out in the traditional way. :D