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dracontia77 Reviews | 7.39/10 (77 Ratings, 0 Likes, 46 Favorites )
Luna Lovegood is experimenting. Draco Malfoy picks a hell of a time to interrupt. If you crave profundity, this will not satisfy, but if you’d like a little whine with your cheese, you’ve come to the right place. Completely AU—because it’s fun that way!
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dracontia
Member Since 2006 | 69 Stories | Favorited by 208 | 51 Reviews Written | 1,397 Review Responses
Mostly Harmless! Though I have to admit, I'm even stranger than I appear. ;-) There's a pile of unbeta'd stuff on my LJ (dracfic) if you're interested in Raw, Untamed, fanfic.
Believe it or not, "How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic" has been rec'ed by Know It Alls! It's true! They gave me this pretty lil' ribbon and everything! And in March 2007, they saw fit to likewise reccommend (as an antidote to angst) the story that started it all, 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey'--just in time for the first anniversary of that story's posting! *hugs Harm*
(I also have to admit that 'mostly harmless' may not be the most apt description of a member of the Mad Chatters...)
Reviews for zin
Hahaha... I wonder if they've ever become the vibrator the other uses?
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
LOL If so, I'll let someone else write that one! Thanks again luv for the reviews!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
LOL If so, I'll let someone else write that one! Thanks again luv for the reviews!
hahhahahhahhaa, oh my god. hahaha. hhehehee.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Your laughter is the key to my mental health. Thanks very much!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Your laughter is the key to my mental health. Thanks very much!
A fitting ending to a fantastic romp. Thanks!!!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
You are most welcome! :)
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
You are most welcome! :)
Anonymous
What a way to end this series! Fantastic! It's just as bizarre as the rest.
You write Draco so well, but I have to say, Luna practically--okay, she did!--steal the show in this one.
There was a very cute Draco cosplayer at Portus, so you better post pics from Terminus! Fifty points to whatever House you're in (don't say Slytherin! I think you might have a little Huffie in you, you hedonist!) if the pics are you and a Harry cosplayer draped on each other--with a broom!!!!
Author's Response: ^_^ Thank you! I adore Luna. The trick is always in finding something worthy of her many and varied talents.
*gulp* Ah, yes, the Real Boy Draco. Afraid I can't quite live up to that standard, even with my new & improved drag! ^_^
Alas, 'my' Harry wasn't able to get green contacts for the con, so I shall be obliged to seek a substitute Harry for my H/D photo ops.
*refrains from addressing the Huffie remark in deference to Hufflepuff husband*
Omniculars, eh? Fairly kinky that. :-) Superb story overall. I can only get down on my knees and beg for more H/D. You write them so very, very well.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*blush* Thank you so much! I do hope to get back to my favorite wizards after the HP con. :D
Response from RedOrchid (Reviewer)
Oh, you definitely should. Your stories have made me jump ships completely. That ol' SS/HG can sink into shark-infested waters for all I care, as long as I get to cruise along with the pretty boy-on-boy boat. LOL. Seriously, you rock. I'll be counting down the days until that pesky convention is over. :-D
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*blush* Thank you so much! I do hope to get back to my favorite wizards after the HP con. :D
Response from RedOrchid (Reviewer)
Oh, you definitely should. Your stories have made me jump ships completely. That ol' SS/HG can sink into shark-infested waters for all I care, as long as I get to cruise along with the pretty boy-on-boy boat. LOL. Seriously, you rock. I'll be counting down the days until that pesky convention is over. :-D
You´r Luna! Thats it. That would explain it...
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Well, that would explain it--alas, the closest I come to being thin, blonde, and young is spandex, bleach, and wishful thinking. That, and cosplaying Draco at HP cons.
Thanks kindly luv for the review! :)
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Well, that would explain it--alas, the closest I come to being thin, blonde, and young is spandex, bleach, and wishful thinking. That, and cosplaying Draco at HP cons.
Thanks kindly luv for the review! :)
OMG so silly and cute! That was awesome!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thanks, luv! (Couldn't resist taking one last peek at what the ladies were up to. ^_^ )
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thanks, luv! (Couldn't resist taking one last peek at what the ladies were up to. ^_^ )
Bwah ha ha ha ha. I'm glad Ginny took the whole Harry/Draco thing so well. Of course, she had Luna.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Yep! And of course, she and Harry had already agreed that they wanted to explore other possibilities. Nice how it can all work out like that in fan fiction. ;)
Thank you for the review!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Yep! And of course, she and Harry had already agreed that they wanted to explore other possibilities. Nice how it can all work out like that in fan fiction. ;)
Thank you for the review!
if i could, i'd give you more than 5 stars for such inspired debauched nonsense. i especially liked that luna was the mastermind of it all. got to watch out for the smart, quiet ones. :D
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*squee!* Thank you! And definitely copy on the beware of the quiet & smart. ;)
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*squee!* Thank you! And definitely copy on the beware of the quiet & smart. ;)
Gratuitous, but entertaining as all get-out! My mind is now officially paper-clip-shaped, thankyouverymuch ~
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*nods at reshaped brain* That's a very convenient configuration for many purposes! Thank you for another lovely review, and if you're interested, the epilogue is now posted. :)
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*nods at reshaped brain* That's a very convenient configuration for many purposes! Thank you for another lovely review, and if you're interested, the epilogue is now posted. :)
Anonymous
"He'd probably think it was applause for his arse."
Ha! Oh, god, I have tears. *APPLAUDS WILDLY*
Awaiting the gratuitous epilogue, and I'm... bouncing in my seat!
Author's Response: LOL I'm only afraid that the 'applause' quote may come back to haunt me while I'm cosplaying Draco at the convention next week!
In thanks for your lovely reviews, please find the Epilogue--one final wee joke--posted for your reading pleasure. :D
This is the best fic I have read in years. The first fic I read was The Fire and the Rose and I've had a soft spot for body switching fics since. This is the first time since F&R that I've been this excited and swept in by a fic.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*blushes* Thank you so very much! I hope the third chapter compares well with the first two. :D
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*blushes* Thank you so very much! I hope the third chapter compares well with the first two. :D
Will the epi contain some Luna and Ginny?? hint hint
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Hee hee! Why don't you look and see? Posted! :D
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Hee hee! Why don't you look and see? Posted! :D
At first I thought my favorite line was going to be about the cherry on the shit sundae but then you said Draco discovered that, yes, it was possible to do a happy dance without a body. I am a big fan of happy dances, its good to know you are too!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*grin* So glad you enjoyed it! Thank you for the review *happy dance!*
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*grin* So glad you enjoyed it! Thank you for the review *happy dance!*
'And he’s working like a dog here. We might hurt his feelings.* Draco, you dork!ROFL!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Ah, but he's doing rather well for a beginner. It doesn't help that Harry is used to a somewhat more instant form of gratification! LOLThanks much for reviewing! Oh, and enjoy the (now posted) epilogue! :D
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Ah, but he's doing rather well for a beginner. It doesn't help that Harry is used to a somewhat more instant form of gratification! LOLThanks much for reviewing! Oh, and enjoy the (now posted) epilogue! :D
One can only hope its Harry who has discovered Draco/Luna massaging his broom! This chapter was a hoot! 
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Hang on to that hope... ;)
Thanks for the review!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Hang on to that hope... ;)
Thanks for the review!
Draco cannot complain that she didnt warn him...
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*Nods sagely* Yup! He'll just have to find something else to complain about. Thanks for the review!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*Nods sagely* Yup! He'll just have to find something else to complain about. Thanks for the review!
Oh, my God... I want to play that game! Post epilogue!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
LOL Epilogue posted--with many thanks for all the reviews. :)
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
LOL Epilogue posted--with many thanks for all the reviews. :)
Gratuitous has always been my favorite, and this is definitely topping the list!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
LOL Thanks! Shall post the entirely gratuitous epilogue (with slight suggestion of topping) later today. ^_^
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
LOL Thanks! Shall post the entirely gratuitous epilogue (with slight suggestion of topping) later today. ^_^
"Im sort of used to weird shit happening to me" OMG! I am so glad that I did not eat or drink at that moment! This was so great, I can't find the words to describe it!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you! I'm glad that not only did it entertain, but that the food & drink warnings were of service. :D
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you! I'm glad that not only did it entertain, but that the food & drink warnings were of service. :D
That was great. How you manage to write hysterically funny yet hot sex is amazingly impressive.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*blush* Thank you kindly! I was worried that they might cancel each other out or something. ^_^
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
*blush* Thank you kindly! I was worried that they might cancel each other out or something. ^_^
Anonymous
Dude, you need a warning on this story. Like, "Drop some acid before reading."
And I have never, ever, read "bouncy" in conjunction with shagging. LOL! Excellent, and what else would it be with Luna at the wheel, so to speak?
Waiting for Part Three! And there's no need to, er, Be Gentle.
Author's Response: LOL! But, if you needed additional chemical stimuli, what would be the point of the story? :D
'Bouncy' makes a repeat visit in Chapter 3, which--gentle or otherwise--is now posted for your reading pleasure.
This is quite an interesting beginning and very mysterious. Exactly everything I like.
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you kindly! Hang on to your hat for the rest--it gets a bit bumpy from here. :D
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you kindly! Hang on to your hat for the rest--it gets a bit bumpy from here. :D
This is so very funny and just over-all fabulous. Loved every second of it. More!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you! As it happens, more was just posted. :D
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Thank you! As it happens, more was just posted. :D
'Lovegood! No! For God’s sake, if you’re going to let Potter kiss us, hold your ground! Don’t let him push us against the wall!' Draco you whimp! Laughing myself silly...again!
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Your laughter is good for my mental health. Thanks much for reviewing!
(P.S. Chapter 3 is up. ^_^ )
Response from dracontia (Author of zin)
Your laughter is good for my mental health. Thanks much for reviewing!
(P.S. Chapter 3 is up. ^_^ )