Lady of the Masque
chivalric42 Reviews | 6.52/10 (42 Ratings, 0 Likes, 70 Favorites )
The combination of a spell and a potion has most unusual consequences for Snape.
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About chivalric
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chivalric
Member Since 2007 | 65 Stories | Favorited by 776 | 213 Reviews Written | 4,182 Review Responses
Located in Germany. Female, around 40. The first chapters of my published novels/novellas can be found here on the archive.
Other than writing, I am reading, cycling, running, and singing in a choir.
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Reviews for Lady of the Masque
Fun and sex, what a delighful one-shot.
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
I think sex and fun are irresistible :-)Thanks for reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
I think sex and fun are irresistible :-)Thanks for reviewing!
I love this story! The idea itself is hilarious and pure genius! I love how they had both come to the same idea and managed to find one another.
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
In my world, they are like magnets, inadvertedly drawn to each other. Hermione always gets the Snape ;-)Thanks for reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
In my world, they are like magnets, inadvertedly drawn to each other. Hermione always gets the Snape ;-)Thanks for reviewing!
What a great story!! Thank you very much for this little treat.gab
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Always my pleasure. I mean, I can't keep the stories hidden on my notebook, can I *g*Hugs from Germany.
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Always my pleasure. I mean, I can't keep the stories hidden on my notebook, can I *g*Hugs from Germany.
Okay...the title of this story definitely caught my attention.But I had absolutely nothing to do with writing it. I just read it.Only one problem...I want MORE!!~Lotm(I have a 
and I'm not afraid to use it!)
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Oops... sorry for nicking your penname ;-) I wrote the story, and the title sort of jumped at me. As far as I know there is another story with the same title out there, just in case you want to read that too.Well, now down to business - you want more what? More stories? More Snape/Hermione? A sequel? What???You have a bunch of nasty little fellows - and I give up :-)
Response from ladyofthemasque (Reviewer)
*waaaaves a tray of 'tea biscuts' under your nose, including the little chocolate-dipped ones and the almond butter thins, and the yummy spiraly ones, and the mint-filled ones.*Come over to the Mob side, Chivalric... Join us...we have cookies...COOOOOOKIIIIIESSSS...*muehehehs*No worries about the pen name, lol; I just don't want people thinking a) that I wrote it or even had anything to do with it, or even b) that I object to the title. Which c) I don't. I just found it amusing.As for the "MORE" referenced...more yummy Snape/Hermione lurve (with smut), straight or cross-gendered, I'm not picky!...Coooookiiiiiessss...~Lotm
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
How about some crisps? Cheese and onion flavour?The mob side - now that means what, precisely? It sounds a bit like Darh Vader, tempting Luke to come over to the dark side. Wuaaaahahah!Right then, I added a little sentence at the beginning of the story, concerning your pennam :-)AND I know I shouldn't recommend my own stories, but as you are after smut - real smutty smut you find in "Unkissed", posted here at the Poetess. Hermione/Snape, and the most dirty story I wrote so far. Nine chapters, finished. In case you've got nothing else to do...
I fall for nachos as well...
Response from ladyofthemasque (Reviewer)
Nachos, I can do. I can even do 'em with cheddar-jack and cougar gold *drools over the latter*, with real spices and seasonings added (not that packet crap that's always too salty). For information on the Mob (Mob of Irate Torch-Wielding Fans, to be precise, we're much nicer than that other Mob, plus we have cookies and nachos), go here: //groups.yahoo.com/group/MoITWF (I'll presume you're over 18, since you're writing smutty stuff. Youse has ta be 18 or older ta join, sees? *would crack her knuckles, but, like, ewww...*)As for pimping your own stories, PIMP, woman! Get yourself a fuzzy fedora, a glittery cane, a cloak-like overcoat, and strut that stuff!~Lotmskipping off to read
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Oops... sorry for nicking your penname ;-) I wrote the story, and the title sort of jumped at me. As far as I know there is another story with the same title out there, just in case you want to read that too.Well, now down to business - you want more what? More stories? More Snape/Hermione? A sequel? What???You have a bunch of nasty little fellows - and I give up :-)
Response from ladyofthemasque (Reviewer)
*waaaaves a tray of 'tea biscuts' under your nose, including the little chocolate-dipped ones and the almond butter thins, and the yummy spiraly ones, and the mint-filled ones.*Come over to the Mob side, Chivalric... Join us...we have cookies...COOOOOOKIIIIIESSSS...*muehehehs*No worries about the pen name, lol; I just don't want people thinking a) that I wrote it or even had anything to do with it, or even b) that I object to the title. Which c) I don't. I just found it amusing.As for the "MORE" referenced...more yummy Snape/Hermione lurve (with smut), straight or cross-gendered, I'm not picky!...Coooookiiiiiessss...~Lotm
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
How about some crisps? Cheese and onion flavour?The mob side - now that means what, precisely? It sounds a bit like Darh Vader, tempting Luke to come over to the dark side. Wuaaaahahah!Right then, I added a little sentence at the beginning of the story, concerning your pennam :-)AND I know I shouldn't recommend my own stories, but as you are after smut - real smutty smut you find in "Unkissed", posted here at the Poetess. Hermione/Snape, and the most dirty story I wrote so far. Nine chapters, finished. In case you've got nothing else to do...I fall for nachos as well...
Response from ladyofthemasque (Reviewer)
Nachos, I can do. I can even do 'em with cheddar-jack and cougar gold *drools over the latter*, with real spices and seasonings added (not that packet crap that's always too salty). For information on the Mob (Mob of Irate Torch-Wielding Fans, to be precise, we're much nicer than that other Mob, plus we have cookies and nachos), go here: //groups.yahoo.com/group/MoITWF (I'll presume you're over 18, since you're writing smutty stuff. Youse has ta be 18 or older ta join, sees? *would crack her knuckles, but, like, ewww...*)As for pimping your own stories, PIMP, woman! Get yourself a fuzzy fedora, a glittery cane, a cloak-like overcoat, and strut that stuff!~Lotmskipping off to read
I can't believe you married minerva to filch. I...KEEL...YOU...is "friendlily" a word? and "inapt"
urg. I like your story. really I do. though I am probably more squeamish than most of the readers on this site, and this story was a bit much for me. your premise=very interesting. I would double check the grammar.
I'm very glad things worked out so well for our main characters, but for me this kind of falls in the category "I really didn't need to know."
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
"Friendlily" was suggested by the asmin of this site, notsosaintly, and I always do what she wants, as she is brilliant. "Inapt" I put in and she had no problem with it. The grammar was tripple checked, acutally, but all mistakes are mine, of course. The short sentences are due to my style and Snape being drunk ;-)I like Minerva and Filch. They need someone, don't they?You didn't need to know what?And thanks for fighting your way through this story and for reviewing ;-)
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
"Friendlily" was suggested by the asmin of this site, notsosaintly, and I always do what she wants, as she is brilliant. "Inapt" I put in and she had no problem with it. The grammar was tripple checked, acutally, but all mistakes are mine, of course. The short sentences are due to my style and Snape being drunk ;-)I like Minerva and Filch. They need someone, don't they?You didn't need to know what?And thanks for fighting your way through this story and for reviewing ;-)
So positively clever! I enjoyed this very much.
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Thanks, dear. I know I flood you with stories to beta, but it's nice you still like what I write ;-)And btw: How about a little mail from you? *looks innocently up to the ceiling*
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Thanks, dear. I know I flood you with stories to beta, but it's nice you still like what I write ;-)And btw: How about a little mail from you? *looks innocently up to the ceiling*
I have always longed to read the instructive cross-gender Polyjuice story, and here it is by the excellent writer, Chivalric! I'm so happy that you were able to put my charms to such... good use. :) Thank you so much for sharing this!
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
It was shell's mask which triggered the story, but your charms were what was missing to finish it. Thanks for letting me use them. Thanks for reviewing. And an innumerable amount of cheers for your story Second Life!Hugs from Germany, dear!
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
It was shell's mask which triggered the story, but your charms were what was missing to finish it. Thanks for letting me use them. Thanks for reviewing. And an innumerable amount of cheers for your story Second Life!Hugs from Germany, dear!
That was brilliant. One of the best polyjuice stories I've ever read.
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Thank you so much! Glad you liked it, honoured that you reviewed.
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Thank you so much! Glad you liked it, honoured that you reviewed.
Cute. Intricate and thorough. Enjoyed it a lot.
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Thanks ;-)
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Thanks ;-)
This line is too funny! I hate high heels 
and wear sneakers whenever I can get away with it.His ankles hurt, his calves were in agony. As soon as he had found a chair, he would sit down and never get up again. He should have summoned sneakers, for Merlin's sake!The premise of your story is so original -- to me, at least -- and I found myself roaring with laughter again and again as each of our protagonists found out how to please each other.Well done!Beth
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Whenever I get anywhere near high heals, my nose starts bleeding at the sheer sight and I have to lay down. Sorry, but I honestly can't wear then :-)I mentioned the shoes once or twice, and shell, my beta, recommended to make it a running gag. Thanks to you, shell!Glad you liked the story. I had a lot of fun writing it.
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Whenever I get anywhere near high heals, my nose starts bleeding at the sheer sight and I have to lay down. Sorry, but I honestly can't wear then :-)I mentioned the shoes once or twice, and shell, my beta, recommended to make it a running gag. Thanks to you, shell!Glad you liked the story. I had a lot of fun writing it.
I've been entertaining the idea of Polyjuiced Sex for quite some time. (Not for myself. For Hermione and Severus. For myself, I wish. Must be fun to have dangly bits.) I love the idea, and it's an awful lot of fun to read too. We need more stories like this. 
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Must be fun to have dangly bits! Ha! Yes!! I wish I could change my sex every now and then, just to see how it is!Glad you had fun reading this, honestly. You know why ;-)And as for more stories like this - please don't trigger a plot bunny! Please!!
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Must be fun to have dangly bits! Ha! Yes!! I wish I could change my sex every now and then, just to see how it is!Glad you had fun reading this, honestly. You know why ;-)And as for more stories like this - please don't trigger a plot bunny! Please!!
Brilliant! Couldn't we make these things part of the normal curriculum? ;-)
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Yes! Yes, yes, and yes again! Bugger. You just triggered a new plot bunny to jump at me. Thanks. You will have to beta the story I now have to write ;-))Thanks for reviewing!
Response from Muggline (Reviewer)
Sorry, but I can't beta - I am not a native speaker of English, but German just like you.Nevertheless, I am flattered...
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Yes! Yes, yes, and yes again! Bugger. You just triggered a new plot bunny to jump at me. Thanks. You will have to beta the story I now have to write ;-))Thanks for reviewing!
Response from Muggline (Reviewer)
Sorry, but I can't beta - I am not a native speaker of English, but German just like you.Nevertheless, I am flattered...
Oh, this was most excellent! Love your characterization of Snape and how he reacts to his change in form and perspective!
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
I was a bit afraid he wouldn't be recogniseable after his change of sex, but obviously, that is not the case. Phew! Thanks so much for reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
I was a bit afraid he wouldn't be recogniseable after his change of sex, but obviously, that is not the case. Phew! Thanks so much for reviewing!
My word! Your stories are like chocolate truffle cake with 0 calories and hot coffee! What a treat! Very nicely done and educational too! I could read them all day. 
Wait.....I have been reading them all day! What a discovery. This is what you get when you start at the end of the search list instead of the beginning. I have spent the last several months studying for a huge, your life depends on it, exam. Now that I've taken said exam, I decided to treat myself today, and you are the cake!
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
*beams* I truly like being the cake for you! I hope your exam went well, I am so happy you enjoy my stories, and I'm amazed that you even leave reviews for the older ones. Go on reading, dear, there should be a couple left which are neither cruel nor slashy ;-)
oh, I could read it over and over again.this is so entertaining.his preparations for the "socialising" event.two people having the same wonderful and crazy and unique idea, finding together and using this role-switching situation as (not) only over eager students and scientists would do. with a test at the end of the lesson, as it has to be.His plan failed, and he has to go through the "morning after" thing, but I think he can be thankful for it.And he gives her detention, lifetime? guinea pig, tzk. who is going to be the guinea pig afer all.I think this will not be their only privat project...
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
So glad you liked the story! I had great fun writing it, and I totally agree: there will be other private projects ;-)Thanks so much for reviewing!
Heehee! *Snickers* What an interesting swap... well done, and very funny! Gotta love the awakening realization of oopsies!
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
I was in the mood for sillliness - happens every now and then. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Interesting story, but I really liked it. Probably could have done without Minerva kissing Filch though lol.
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Lots could have done without them kissing. Me too. But they insisted ;-)Thanks for reading and reviewing!