Lady of the Masque
chivalric42 Reviews | 6.52/10 (42 Ratings, 0 Likes, 70 Favorites )
The combination of a spell and a potion has most unusual consequences for Snape.
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chivalric
Member Since 2007 | 65 Stories | Favorited by 776 | 213 Reviews Written | 4,182 Review Responses
Located in Germany. Female, around 40. The first chapters of my published novels/novellas can be found here on the archive.
Other than writing, I am reading, cycling, running, and singing in a choir.
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Reviews for Lady of the Masque
this is hilarious. I like the idea of them teaching each other what the opposite gender likes (although I don't buy into the idea that men have only one erogenous zone, I had an ex (grown man, not a teenager) who had such sensitive earlobes that if you stimulated them too much you'd be stuck with Mrs Palm and her five daughters for the rest of the night...
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Thanks for liking and reviewing - and yes, I agree, some men have more than one erogenous zone though not my ex :-)
great great story...absolutely fabulous and totally true- about the sexes, that is lol
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Thank you, dear. I just posted the story to another archive - I'm glad your review gave me the last push I needed to do so.
what a terrific twist on the "someone else" scenario. great ideas. thanks so much
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
It was fun writing that one. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
It was fun writing that one. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Really loved this story! I hadn't expected it to turn out this way after reading the header. Brilliant idea! Who wouldn't like to change gender for one day and see how it feels? ;) But, was it really necessary to ... I mean, Dumbledore and Flitwick??? Ugh!
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Good old Dumbles is gay, isn't he? I mean, Ms Rowlins said so, and I wanted him to have some fun as well. But I agree - urgh. It is a fun story *smirk*Thanks for reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Good old Dumbles is gay, isn't he? I mean, Ms Rowlins said so, and I wanted him to have some fun as well. But I agree - urgh. It is a fun story *smirk*Thanks for reviewing!
Excellent humour from the start... I chuckled away whilst reading. A great idea... even the boots scenario fits well:)
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Glad you liked it. No too hot for you? Disappointed because of the missing spanks *smirk*Hugs, dear!
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Glad you liked it. No too hot for you? Disappointed because of the missing spanks *smirk*Hugs, dear!
awsome read! Started put hilarious snape as a female..I was nearly rolling on the floor laughing. Great writting!
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Thanks for the laughter :-)))And thanks for reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Thanks for the laughter :-)))And thanks for reviewing!
this was spectacular: witty and funny and sexy. and illustrations! : D
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Now that I have found out how to add pictures, I will do it more frequently, I'm afraid. And I had to add the drawing shell made for me, of course. I asked her to do it, and she had a hard time producing something w both liked ;-)Thanks so much for reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Now that I have found out how to add pictures, I will do it more frequently, I'm afraid. And I had to add the drawing shell made for me, of course. I asked her to do it, and she had a hard time producing something w both liked ;-)Thanks so much for reviewing!
Wowwwwww I loved this one! Ingenious! All thumbs up!
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Thanks! I had a lot of fun writing this ;-)
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Thanks! I had a lot of fun writing this ;-)
very instructional! and funny! and sexy! and...:)
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
...and thank you so much *g*
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
...and thank you so much *g*
Absolutely fabulous!Such a fun idea and very humourous.
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
The plot bunny jumped at me and I simply had to write this story.Thanks so much for reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
The plot bunny jumped at me and I simply had to write this story.Thanks so much for reviewing!
Wow... yep, that's all I can think of to say. Wow.
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Well, I like to make people speechless ;-)Thanks for reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Well, I like to make people speechless ;-)Thanks for reviewing!
I consider this "my story". I feel so honored that I was able to inspire you and be involved in this fic from being the beta, banner maker, and giving you piece of art for it. I will forever hold this story near and dear to my heart. You write humour well and I laugh everytime I read this! *hugs and kisses*Shell~
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
It is yours, entirely. Without you, I would have never written it. Without your skill in art neither banner nor drawing would be part of it. Thanks for... well, everything, dear!Hugs from Germany!
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
It is yours, entirely. Without you, I would have never written it. Without your skill in art neither banner nor drawing would be part of it. Thanks for... well, everything, dear!Hugs from Germany!
Hey Chivalric,This is a fun story. What really makes it good isn't so much the plot device as the clever way you write Snape's words and thoughts. His internal dialogue is very amusing. Did you have a consultant on the male POV, *sncker*?RedRooShagging with his boots on, indeed!
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
The bit with the boots was triggered by a painting I saw (what a surprise - shell sent it to me ;-), showing Snape with said boots on, getting shagged by Remus Lupin. I laughed tears when I saw it, as he was entirely naked otherwise...Thanks for your review - I like to give internal dialogue and sometimes fear I add too many thoughts.A consultant... hmmm, yes. Many years ago *g*
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
The bit with the boots was triggered by a painting I saw (what a surprise - shell sent it to me ;-), showing Snape with said boots on, getting shagged by Remus Lupin. I laughed tears when I saw it, as he was entirely naked otherwise...Thanks for your review - I like to give internal dialogue and sometimes fear I add too many thoughts.A consultant... hmmm, yes. Many years ago *g*
Oh my, I loved this. I'm glad shellsnapelver pimped this on her lj!
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Glad you liked it. And shell does beautiful art!
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Glad you liked it. And shell does beautiful art!
Love it! Clever and sexy and funny, really, really well done :)
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Thanks so much!
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Thanks so much!
I'm delighted by this - not a completely new premise but your way of...executing it surely is! Thank you. Great dialogue, perfect characterisation.
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Concerning the thousands and thousands of stories out there, I would be most surprised if I came up with anything completely new :-)Thanks for reading this and thanks for your friendly words. The characterisation worried me most, but obviously, Snape is still Snape even when looking like a hooker *g*
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Concerning the thousands and thousands of stories out there, I would be most surprised if I came up with anything completely new :-)Thanks for reading this and thanks for your friendly words. The characterisation worried me most, but obviously, Snape is still Snape even when looking like a hooker *g*
I loved it. The awkwardness of being in the body of the opposite sex, yet fascinated with it at the same time.
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Thanks! I guess they both learned a lot that night...
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Thanks! I guess they both learned a lot that night...
That was a fun read! I've been musing about the possibilities of polyjuiced sex for a while and you depicted it wonderfully :)
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Thanks, dear - now go and write a story about Snape and Malfoy, polyjuiced *ggg*
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Thanks, dear - now go and write a story about Snape and Malfoy, polyjuiced *ggg*
This was incredibly cute. Thanks for posting.
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Wow...that was fun.
It was very cute. I liked it. it was humourous and educational all at the same time. Though mostly humour really.
though I do have one minor question...WHY for the love of Merlin's Pink and Frilly Hello Kitty G-String would you pair poor Minerva McGonagall with FILCH? I mean really, what did she do to deserve that?
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Because I'm evil? Because even Minerva and Filch earn to have a shag every now and then? I mean, who else is there for her with Dumbledore definitely gay? And Filch can have showers *grins madly*Thanks for reviewing! Come back in a few hours, I will have the picture Snape drew added to the story by then.
Response from AdamiRose (Reviewer)
Well, if Dumbledore is allowed to be gay, she could have been lesbian...it would have been better than filch.
Though I must say that if you were going for being evil then that certainly does help your image a great deal.
and I will certainly be chekcing back to see the picture. and maybe by then I'll have found out why I can't type today.
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Filch, replacement for Snape as best-hated man in the world. Hehehe! Well, I have promised a friend of mine a story about McGonagall... and there is definitely no Filch in it.
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Because I'm evil? Because even Minerva and Filch earn to have a shag every now and then? I mean, who else is there for her with Dumbledore definitely gay? And Filch can have showers *grins madly*Thanks for reviewing! Come back in a few hours, I will have the picture Snape drew added to the story by then.
Response from AdamiRose (Reviewer)
Well, if Dumbledore is allowed to be gay, she could have been lesbian...it would have been better than filch.
Though I must say that if you were going for being evil then that certainly does help your image a great deal.
and I will certainly be chekcing back to see the picture. and maybe by then I'll have found out why I can't type today.
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Filch, replacement for Snape as best-hated man in the world. Hehehe! Well, I have promised a friend of mine a story about McGonagall... and there is definitely no Filch in it.
Anonymous
Absolut ge-ni-al, die Geschichte! Ich hab schon lange nicht mehr so gelacht und mich so gut unterhalten. Wo nimmst Du nur immer diese umwerfenden Ideen her? Das war, glaube ich, das verrückteste und beste, das Du bisher geschrieben hast... und ich liebe es einfach, wie Du die beiden charakterisiert hast und interagieren hast lassen. Riesengroßes Lob!
Author's Response: In diesem Fall war meine beta schuld, die mir das Bild der Maske geschickt hat. Der Rest kam von selbst. Danke für Dein Lob - ich war mir nicht sicher, ob Snape noch als er selbst erkennbar ist in seiner weiblichen Form.
Schau morgen nochmal in die Story rein - bis dahin werde ich hoffentlich das Bild, das Snape gezeichnet hat, in die Story eingebaut haben.
Thanks so much for reviewing - and it's so odd to answer you in German ;-)
this was an awesome read dude, quite amusing and i may have learned a thing or too hehe
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Hehehe - did you learn from the male or the female perspective? Not that I'm curious *g*Thanks for reviewing!Erm... dude?
Response from chaotics (Reviewer)
sorry i have a habit of callin people dude i think i learnt from both perspectives.
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
I like being called dude :-)
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Hehehe - did you learn from the male or the female perspective? Not that I'm curious *g*Thanks for reviewing!Erm... dude?
Response from chaotics (Reviewer)
sorry i have a habit of callin people dude i think i learnt from both perspectives.
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
I like being called dude :-)
Second life is brilliant but so are you. It's a wonderful job you've done and I"m very glad taht shellsnapeluver send you this picture.
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Wow, to be compared with the marvellous Lariope - I've got goosebumps all over! I will never write anything as long and as brilliant as she, but thanks a lot for writing this most lovely review!And shell also drew a picture of the drawing Snape made - come back tomorrow and I will have it added to the story.
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Wow, to be compared with the marvellous Lariope - I've got goosebumps all over! I will never write anything as long and as brilliant as she, but thanks a lot for writing this most lovely review!And shell also drew a picture of the drawing Snape made - come back tomorrow and I will have it added to the story.
That was incredible! Imaginative and steamy hot! (And named after my favorite author...)
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Thanks. And I think I will apologise to the mentioned author for nicking her penname...
Response from chivalric (Author of Lady of the Masque)
Thanks. And I think I will apologise to the mentioned author for nicking her penname...