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The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore Chapter 10: The Sisters
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The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore

1: Hermione Pursued

2: The List

3: Sirius' Story

4: An Unlikely Partnership

5: 5. Words of Warning

6: 6. An Unpleasant Conversation

7: Aberforth

8: In Death's Own House

9: 9. Sv Mgglbrn Chldrn fr DEs

10: The Sisters

11: The Seance

12: Mr Mgglbrns

13: At the Motel

14: 14. The Dead Speak

15: 15. 'Sv Lvr frm M McF'

16: Sv lvr frm N Mlfy

17: Wrn D Drsly

18: Kp Mlfys Sf fr V lng as poss

19: Hlp O Brgg

20: Manslaughter

21: 21. Breaking & Entering and Embezzlement

22: 22. Scrl fr Erchths Kncktrn Ally

23: 23. Hlp RL gt ovr SBs dth

24: 24. Dnc at BW & FDs wddng...

25: 25. Cnvrt Scrmgr

26: 26. Gt PW bck hm

27: 27. Kidnapped!

28: 28. Exps Pttgrw

29: 29. The Last Battle

The Sisters

The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore

Chapter 10 of 29

spiderwort

Out on the first adventure and Hermione and Sirius are already at loggerheads.

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Hermione rang the doorbell of the first house.

The young woman whom she had seen waving answered the door. She had a pleasant, open face and her short, black hair sat smoothly, like a cap, on her head. Hermione introduced herself as a census-taker for URBORED: the United Regional Board of Reorganisation, Education Division.

"They're changing the district boundaries again," she explained. "We're taking a head-count of area children, and answering constituents' questions."

A small face appeared at the door between the woman's hip and hand. Polly Waggonner was pleased to introduce herself and her daughter Susanna, her only child. The face looked the visitor up and down. Something at Hermione's feet caused it to split into a wide grin.

"That your dog?" asked Polly brightly.

It was Sirius backing up alongside her left shoe. He had one handle of the satchel in his mouth, and was dragging it along defiantly. When he realized he had an audience, he let go the handle, looked around at them all, and gave a single interrogatory "Yip?"

"Oh," said Hermione, hiding her irritation. "I forgot. This is...um...Piddles." She hoped Sirius would wince at the word. "I had to bring him along as I'm...erm...pet-sitting my neighbor's cat. They don't get along at all."

Susanna tugged at her mother's pants-leg and looked up, as if to say, 'Please, please, mum, can I play with him? Please?'

"Oh, do bring him inside," said Polly. "He looks well-behaved, and we're quite used to animals."

"He's...um...not house trained."

Piddles, true to his name, walked over to a growth of plantain, lifted a leg, and watered it long and expertly.

How'd he do that? Hermione wondered. There can't be room for a bladder in there.

"Looks like he'll be empty for a bit," said Polly smiling. "Please come in, the both of you."

Hermione picked up the satchel, and Sirius/Piddles followed them all into a cool, pleasant sitting room. It had a large arched doorway leading into a dining room. Hermione commented on the different styles of the houses.

"My sisters live in the other two," said Polly. "And we all have very different tastes, as you can see."

"So how did you come to live together like this?" Hermione asked.

"This property was part of my parents' farm. Dad willed it to us. We decided it would be nice to live together...for a while anyway. So we kept this bit of property and sold several parcels off to get money for the construction. My great-aunt Gaga still lives in the farmhouse...down in the valley there." She gestured out a window in the dining room.

The phone rang, and Polly went through the dining room into the kitchen, tossing a "make yourself comfortable," over her shoulder. Hermione followed her as far as the dining room window, noting the table already set for tea, with a small plate of tarts and other treats, and another with tiny sandwiches, and two place settings. She pretended to stare out the window at an angle convenient to observing Susanna, who must be the incipient witchling of this household, and as such, marked for destruction. The list was specific: it was 'chldrn' who were marked for execution, not just 'pple' or even 'adlts', though doubtless the Death Eaters would not stick at wiping out whole families to reach their goal of purifying the Wizarding population.

She turned her attention to the valley outside. On this side she could see that the house was built on a high hill, and the panorama was magnificent and extensive. But that meant the houses too were highly visible from this side. She guessed that the Death Eaters would have to approach stealthily and not perform any major pyrotechnics in their attack...unless they were feeling so confident that they no longer feared repercussions from the Ministry or the Muggle police. She could see a house in the trees down in a hollow and a bit of smoke wafting up from a chimney, even though it was summer. That must be the farmhouse Polly mentioned, where her aunt lived.

A movement in the far corner of the sitting room interrupted her survey. Little Susanna had cornered Piddles neatly and was talking to him. Her head, haloed in fine reddish hair, bobbed about in animation. Hermione wondered parenthetically if Ron's hair had looked like that when he was just a little thing. She could only catch a few words of what Susanna was saying, but Piddles was evidently enjoying the conversation because his tiny tail wagged incessantly, and at one point he stood up on his hind legs and walked about briefly. Susanna clapped chubby hands in glee and nodded her head.

"Good Piddie," Hermione heard her say. "Want goodie?"

She turned and took a long look at Hermione, who had shifted her gaze back out the window, but could still manage a glance at the child out of the corner of her eye. Satisfied that this old lady was engrossed in the lawn outside, the child pointed at the dining room table. Suddenly a tart fell off the serving tray. It inched jerkily across the nappy tablecloth and flew to her hand. She broke off a piece and threw it to her doggie friend. Then, with a giggle, she stuffed the rest into her mouth.

Clever girl, thought Hermione, remembering her own childhood experiments with her powers. Not everyone could actually control their wandless wishes at this age. As a small child, Hermione had taken it for granted that everyone could Summon treats and Silence barking dogs, but by the time she was five, she had figured out that hers was a rather unusual talent. At six, after almost causing heart-failure in a maiden aunt for whom she demonstrated her new trick of walking on the ceiling, she decided that showing off like that was a definite no-no, even though the aunt had a reputation for sneaking sips of whisky from a 'medicine bottle' she carried in her purse. Susanna obviously knew that pilfering sweets was against the rules, but did she yet know that using magic to do it could cause conniptions in the 'normal' folks around her? It would seem so, given her stealth.

Polly entered with the tea tray laughing. "Those contractors. They've always got some excuse or other for not finishing up. They were supposed to come out today and clear up that mess outside and plant grass on the embankment." She pointed at the dump Hermione had hidden behind earlier. "Well, Mrs. Hefflehoffer just called and postponed. Something about her astrologer saying it was not an auspicious time. I'm not saying the occult doesn't have its place, but it sounds like a pretty lame excuse to me."

Polly set a place for Miss Granger and called Susanna to her and they all sat together at the dining room table. Hermione could see the little girl surreptitiously sneaking crumbs to 'Piddie' on the floor. Between bites and sips of tea, she asked what she hoped were convincing questions about the Waggoners' educational preferences, Susanna's aptitudes, and the like. Polly had been a teaching assistant herself, and was up on some of the latest instructional methods.

"And your sisters," Hermione queried, "do they agree with your views on phonics-based reading?"

"Oh, Deanna...Lord love her...hasn't a practical brain-cell in her head. And Mary is so busy with her travel agency, working out of her home...she's divorced, you know...she hardly has time to think about anything not directly related to keeping a roof over their heads."

"But she's getting some support, isn't she...from her husband?"

"Yes, but the split was so messy, she doesn't like to take anything from him...won't let him come round. Visitation rights haven't been established. She says he's a perv...oh I'm sorry...but he's not. Just can't seem to stay faithful. He hurt her pretty bad."

Hermione was a little embarrassed at the young woman's frankness and hastened to deflect the subject. "I thought I heard a baby crying as I was coming up your driveway."

"That'll be the twins. My youngest sister's...Deanna's boys. They're about six months now. They're such a cute pair."

"Twins can be so engaging."

"They're going to be little devils when they grow up. Sometimes when they look at each other, I could swear they're cooking something up together. Their dad's away a lot. He's with the government. A lot of hush-hush, you know. But Deanna's up for it. And she has us to help out..."

"You said your great-aunt lives in one of the farmhouses in the valley. I did see one out the window with smoke coming out of the chimney..."

"Oh, yes, that would be Gaga. She's a little funny in the head. Always has been. She says she can do magic. And sometimes she even had us kids believing her."

That was a possible explanation for the children's magical abilities. If Gaga was a low-level witch, a hag or some such...

Polly brought up a question on the general educational policies of the current government, which Hermione was up on. Like Dumbledore, she felt that keeping current with Muggle news was every bit as important as subscribing to the Daily Prophet. Polly ended the interview pleasantly with "It's time for Susanna-girl's nap, and you've your interviews to complete, Miss Granger, before your driver picks you up."

"Yes," said Hermione, gathering up her things, "next door is your sister..."

"Mary."

"The one who's divorced."

"Yes. She's a little prickly, you know, and..."

"She has just one child?"

"Naomi. She turned ten yesterday."

Polly looked down. Her daughter was pulling at her pants-leg again and now lisped into it, "C'n the doggie stay wif us while the lady goes to Aunt Mary's?"

~*~

Her visit with Mary Parr was short. Mum was sullen and curt, but daughter Naomi was highly entertained by the lady with the dog, as if it was all a show for her benefit...which it was of course, but in deadly earnest. And Hermione got a full dose of a ten-year-old personality in full flight. While the adults talked on either side of a closed screened door, Naomi danced in the background about the tile floor, opened the coat-closet and hung from the hanger bar, then slid up and down the hallway in her socks. This one's a candidate for the Quidditch team, thought Hermione. Her mother ignored the stifled shrieks and thuds, as if she was used to it. Hermione tried and failed to imagine what it would be like to try to run a phone business as complex as a travel agency with such heady distractions all about.

Her friend Harry had started out like this, sunny and trusting and gung-ho, despite his unpleasant upbringing. But after the death of Sirius, who was his godfather, he had spent a lot of time in the black hole of teenage depression. She wondered if Naomi would succumb eventually to the pull of her mother's darker nature. She hoped not. She would receive her invitation to Hogwarts in just a year...if all went well.

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Latest 25 Reviews for The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore

50 Reviews  |  9.52/10 Average

10/10

MuseAmusant

Hopefully, the goblins will give Hermione a chance to prove she has, in her possession, the rat who intended to rob their bank? Talk about out of the fire and into the frying pan!

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

You're so right!  I should have called the story "The Perils of Hermione" a la the old movie serial "Perils of  Pauline," with a cliffhanger at the end of every installment.

10/10

blue artemis

Oh, poor Hermione, that must be horrid.  But good job using the electrified rail on Voldie.

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

I'm an old chem-major, so the idea of a scientific solution to H's problem appealed mightily.

10/10

Wahoo and Wesleyanne

I thought this couldn't get any better, and then I read that magic word, RATNIP!  I love you.You do keep coming up with wild situations and wilder original cahracters.  Such an original and clever tale!  ab fab.-Wahoo

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

**blushes** aw shucks...

10/10

Wahoo and Wesleyanne

Hooray, more chapters! You are so clever and inventive. Your wonderful ideas keep this story so fresh and alive! (unlike some of its characters) Thanks for sharing this with us!

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

Thanks, guys.  Unfortunately the story's almost over, but might I interest you in my next, about Minerva's childhood?

Response from Wahoo and Wesleyanne (Reviewer)

"dying" to see it!  -Wahoo

10/10

blue artemis

Hermione is a bit naive, isn't she?

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

Hmmmm... maybe, or maybe she had little choice but to cooperate... and of course, she still does like Viktor... a little.

10/10

Wahoo and Wesleyanne

Oh that is sweet!  This chapter is a wonderful mix of humor and emotion.  Poor Grawp!  That was very sad.  It was thoughtful of Percy to give him the poster. I'm glad he went home to his mom! I hope Hermione goes back ino the woods and gets the wand and briefcase!  They might come in handy.  -Wahoo

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

Good point!  But--oh, she's going to be busy for a while.

10/10

Wahoo and Wesleyanne

Golly this one had me laughing!  My favourite line was that Helga Hufflepuff wanted to participate, but only in a small role.  My hubby and daughter are 'theatre folk' and that just rang hysterically true to me.Well done,Pookah

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

I was 'theatre folk' once myself, and the party they threw afterward came out of memories of some first-night celebrations I've attended.

9/10

Wahoo and Wesleyanne

This is a very sweet chapter.  I am glad Hermione was able to overcome her jealousy.  I know how that is, my best friend from college was the prettiest girl at University of ---,  and I was a bit jelaous of her when we first met.   But her sweet nature and many sterling qualities won me over, in spite of my own bad nature and jealousy.  Maybe this will be the start of a beautiful friendship between the two?-Wahoo

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

Sounds like a great idea for a one-shot--or a challenge, n'est-ce pas?

Response from Wahoo and Wesleyanne (Reviewer)

yes, it does sound like a good challenge. We don't get enough stories of the lesser-known characters, and not enough friendship tales. thanks for your friendship tale, and you have given us delightful OCs as well.
-Wahoo

10/10

blue artemis

That was an interesting chapter.  The verse was really quite amusing. 

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

Thanks.  The story comes from a series of one-shots I wrote for a challenge called "Hermione's Inferno". I felt I had try to do one in the poetic form Dante used in The Divine Comedy.  I think it's called "terza rima". 

10/10

blue artemis

Wow, a Ron I can like.  That doesn't often happen in fanfiction.  Well, at least the stuff I read, anyway. 

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

I've met some icky Rons too, blue, (and written some as well).  But, of all the Rons I've created,  I like this version the best.

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

I've met some icky Rons too, blue, (and written some as well).  But, of all the Rons I've created,  I like this version the best.

10/10

pookah

I love this chapter!  Thank you for the update, and for house elves!  Love those house elves!

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

Yes!  And it's so much fun to write dialogue for them.  JKR gave us such a wealth of characters and ideas to elaborate on.

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

Yes!  And it's so much fun to write dialogue for them.  JKR gave us such a wealth of characters and ideas to elaborate on.

10/10

blue artemis

I really love the idea of Hermione as a house elf. 

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

Yay! Me too.  Gives her a chance to see the other side of things.

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

Yay! Me too.  Gives her a chance to see the other side of things.

0/10

Wahoo and Wesleyanne

another great chapter!  Thanks for the update!  I am really enjoying this unusual tale.  I'd love to see what happens when the snidget-catcher goes to Hogwarts! 

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

Thanks, Double-W, so would I.  (Plot bunnies abound in this fic.)

10/10

blue artemis

They are judging Hermione based on upset dead Weasley Prewitt ancestors?  yeesh.  Although the concept is funny as all get out. 

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

I know.  Sorry, couldn't come up with anything better.

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

I know.  Sorry, couldn't come up with anything better.

10/10

pookah

spontaneous magic is great!  Thanks for another chapter, I am enjoying this tale, it's very original.

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

I've always been galvanized by the idea of underage magic.  Anything can happen!

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

I've always been galvanized by the idea of underage magic.  Anything can happen!

10/10

blue artemis

That was some serious accidental magic. 

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

Yep, big things come in small packages.  Like baby Harry... and Darla.  All generated by love.

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

Yep, big things come in small packages.  Like baby Harry... and Darla.  All generated by love.

10/10

blue artemis

Oh, that poor Darla.  Anyway, that was a smart plan of Hermione's.  This story takes quite a few twists, doesn't it? 

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

A new one almost every chapter.  Hope it doesn't tire you out!

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

A new one almost every chapter.  Hope it doesn't tire you out!

10/10

pookah

I am really enjoying ths clever tale!  Thank you for writing it!

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

You're most welcome!  I really enjoyed writing it too.

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

You're most welcome!  I really enjoyed writing it too.

10/10

Wahoo and Wesleyanne

Oh! the plot thickens!  And I love Sirius's clever use of his limitations, he senses or spots a dead owl, but it turns out the aurors are there already.  Really a neat little chapter!  thanks for the update.-- Wahoo

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

Sirius is soooo much fun to write.  I bless JKR every day for making his character, but I bless even more all the writers who have elaborated on it.

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

Sirius is soooo much fun to write.  I bless JKR every day for making his character, but I bless even more all the writers who have elaborated on it.

10/10

blue artemis

That was wonderful, and funny all at once. 

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

Yeh, I'm a big fan of comic relief.

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

Yeh, I'm a big fan of comic relief.

10/10

Wahoo and Wesleyanne

Sirius is a hoot!   I like your little Muggleborn witches and their families.  HOW is Hermione going to convince them they are in danger?  Looking forward to another amusing chapter soon!

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

Thanks,

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

(that sure is a mouthful).  I do enjoy putting Sirius into embarrassing situations.  I figure his aplomb and sheer brass will get him out of most of them.  (And there are lots more to come.)

10/10

Wahoo and Wesleyanne

Don't know how I missed this chapter but here it is!  good chapter and I am on to the next.  Thanks for this so-funny, so bizarre story.

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

Thanks, W&W, it will get bizarrer still, I assure you.  (Well, um, I hope it will.)

10/10

blue artemis

Interesting chapter.  Nice segue. 

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

Thanks, ma'am.  This came out of a series of short sketches, loosely tied together by another writer's plot line that I had to give up on to create the book, so 'nice segue' is good, very good.

10/10

pookah

This keeps getting better and better.  Poets have their own death, and  RATS of all things?!  Wonderful & imaginative.

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

This sorta kinda came out of Terry Pratchett's Discworld.  I think there's a Death of Rats in that one, but Reginald is my own idea.

10/10

blue artemis

This story is delightfully bizarre.  I'm really enjoying the descriptions of death's place. 

Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)

I have to credit Terry Pratchett with most of that, so if you want more bizarre, try his Discworld series.

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