An Unlikely Partnership
The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore
Chapter 4 of 29
spiderwortHermione agrees to Sirius' plan, but she's worried about their relationship, which has never been all that good.
Reviewed4. AN UNLIKELY PARTNERSHIP
Hermione's thoughts were a swirl of confusion. There was something very flattering about the supercilious, blasé Sirius Black, asking for her help. When he was alive, he had never seemed to trust her or Ron's or even Harry's judgment. But he was asking the impossible. Anyone could see that. She tried to explain, "Sirius, I'm not... I couldn't..."
But he obviously wasn't going to accept a 'no' answer. Believe me, Hermione, there is no one better suited for this task.
"There must be someone else who can..."
Think, Hermione. You said it yourself: the list shows that Dumbledore cast a wide net...far beyond our Magicosm...in his efforts to shield people from the Dark Lord. And besides him...and Harry...you're the only person I know who has such an intimate knowledge of both the Muggle and magical worlds.
"That's true but I... I just don't know..."
You've a quick mind, and your spell work is off the charts. Hermione, you are the best...the only person for the job."
This final blast of fulsome praise shattered the barriers of reason. "All right. I'll do it. For Dumbledore." And maybe she could ask Ron... or Ginny to come along... at least for a bit.
That's great. And with my help, I just know you'll succeed.
"What do you mean...with your help?" She hoped to heaven that he didn't mean what it sounded like he meant.
But Sirius was on a roll. Do you think I'd just leave you to fend for yourself? I do still have some male pride, you know... and some abilities, though they are limited. At the very least, I can be a companion to you, someone you can bounce ideas off of.
Reason roused itself and warred with reluctance. She really couldn't do this all by myself, and it would unfair to ask Ron... But Sirius? Oh, honestly! "Well... erm... all right...."
I can understand your reluctance to work with me.
"What do you mean?"
I know we haven't always gotten along.
"Oh, that. Well, sometimes you have been rather... stand-offish." And brooding and unsympathetuc, petulant, uncooperative, self-centered, out of control... She forced a note of cheeriness into her voice. "Never mind. We have the same goal here. I'm sure we'll work together just fine. But... there is one other thing."
What's that?
"We'll have to act fast. I'm to meet Harry and Ron for Bill's wedding the end of July. We were going to start off to look for the Horcruxes right after that."
He sighed. We have to finish this by August, you say? That gives us only two months. But there is another reason why it's important that the work be completed quickly.
"What?"
I'm afraid of what the Inferis' torments can ultimately do to Dumbledore's soul. If it's anything like the Dementors... well, it's got to be even worse than with them.
"What do you mean?"
While I was in Azkaban, Hermione, I was never entirely alone. At least, I could hear other prisoners nearby. Oh, they were mostly just muttering to themselves, moaning, crying...screaming sometimes...but in a way all that noise was comforting because it reminded me that there were real people all around me in the same boat as I was. And I could see the sky through the grate in the ceiling... hear the rain, and the seabirds calling. And there was the occasional outsider...always there to visit someone else of course...but it helped keep me going too, just knowing the door swung both ways and that there was a real world on the other side of it, far away from those soul-sucking fiends. It gave me hope, you see.
But Dumbledore's all closed in, in that tomb, Hermione. He's all alone in there, hopeless and helpless, with all these feelings of guilt, of insufficiency, knowing that there are people up here he was not able to help, people he promised something to...
"Well, not exactly alone. But, as you say, the Inferi are like Dementors..."
Something like. They're hungry, yes, but for revenge, not happy feelings. I think the Inferi must be so jealous of the living. They'd love to turn even one of us into a twisted bit of ectoplasmic swill like themselves.
"How can you know that?"
I think I understand a little of how they feel. My last year, I had to sit in Grimmauld Place doing nothing, feeling bitter and envious of the rest of you out there...free...and fighting. I wanted you all to know how I felt. I wanted to punish every last one of you...oh, Merlin...Harry especially...for the sorry situation I'd got myself into. The Dead are like that, I'm sure, at least the ones who have made a lot of lives miserable with their lies and cheating. They can't ever go back to fix their mistakes.
She felt a very unrational lump in her throat. "Sirius..."
Hermione. I don't know anything about necromancy or psychology or whatever else the great minds of magic and Muggledom use to explain these things. I just have a feeling in my non-existent gut that we have to wrap this up soon before they damage Dumbledore's soul beyond repair.
He's changed, she thought. But I can't let this get to me. We have a job to do. "Well, there's no sense dwelling on that," she said briskly, waving away the fumes of discouragement. "I just have a few things to wrap up with the Headmistress, and then we can go. But how will you travel? I can't carry this mirror around with me."
Well...
"Oh, I know. While I was in the Head's office, your great, great grandfather told me that you can inhabit bodies when you're not traipsing through mirrors and such."
Ah, dear Phineas Nigellus! He sends his love, I'm sure. Yes, over the last year Lord Death provided all sorts of 'containers' for my spirit. He made a face. But I won't inhabit just any old body. Some of the corpses he offered were foul...from old cemeteries and battlefields.
"And I heard you've been cats and dogs and...um...lesser beings."
If you're referring to that flobberworm I was forced to inhabit...well, I was desperate. How was I to know you'd stopped taking Creature Care?
"Why did you do it?"
I...uh...felt I had to keep an eye on you all.
"Really?"
Yes, I was also one of those owls that brought your test results that day at the Weasleys'...the one with the hole in his chest. You didn't notice; you were so wrapped up in your OWL results. And later I took possession of a dead garden gnome in the midden out back of Molly's kitchen. Choked on too many potato peelings, the greasy little git. I don't ever want to be inside of one of those again. The smell and the diet was bloody awful... not to mention their mating habits...
Hermione stared at him, horrified.
Oops...sorry about that. Then I heard you all were going to Diagon Alley...not the safest of trips these days, so I borrowed the corpse of a seedy amulet merchant who'd been garrotted in Knockturn Alley and set up shop.
And...oh, yes...later on the train to Hogwarts, your friend Luna Lovegood mistook me in my spirit form for a Wrackspurt. I couldn't stop Malfoy from beating up on Harry, but I was able to put a bug in Tonks's ear about it out on the platform so she could get on the train and rescue him. And I spent a good bit of time inhabiting various not too decayed bits of Buckbeak's snacks...
"But you never communicated with us...not even once." Sneaking around like that, spying on us all, when Harry was hurting so badly after your death. I wonder if you'll ever grow up.
Well, when I'm inhabiting an animal, I can't use telepathy. Something about the ectoplasmic vibrations being trapped within the confines of earthly clay... I don't know... I never paid much attention to that stuff in Trelawney's classes.
She rolled her eyes. Trelawney. Right. "Tell me about it. But you could've left clues...hints...spelled your name out in rat pellets or something. It would have been so helpful to Harry. You... you don't know how many times he wished he could talk to you."
I'm sorry, Hermione. Believe me, I felt his pain. But my silence was a condition of my freedom. The Grim Reaper let me go out in the world and watch over you all, but he made me promise not to reveal myself to any of you. He gets a little touchy about the boundary between Life and Death. It's his baby after all. He can't stand mediums and séances and such.
Oh. "So how come you're allowed to talk... erm... communicate with me now?"
The Pale Prince wants Dumbledore freed as much as we do. He's beside himself about the way Voldemort has been usurping his power.
"Usurping? You mean by making the Horcruxes?"
Yes, they kept him alive all those times he should've died. His Ghastliness still resents Voldie. I can tell. He wanders around mumbling, "Why couldn't he just kick off on schedule like a good fellow?"
"On schedule?"
Voldemort refused to die when it was his turn.
"When was that?"
Voldemort was actually scheduled to die in 1981 on Halloween Night.
"That's when Harry...as a baby...was able to resist his Killing Curse, and it rebounded back on him."
Yes, Death told me that was the true meaning of the prophecy: 'neither can live while the other survives.'
"But the prophecy also says: 'The Dark Lord will mark him as his equal.' Harry didn't get the mark on his forehead until that night. But if You-Know-Who was meant to die that same night, it doesn't make sense."
Excellent point, Hermione. I asked something like that same question, and Skull Face just said that some words can have more than one meaning. I don't know what he meant by that. I mean, a mark's a mark, right?
"No, 'mark' can mean lots of other things, not just a sign or a scar. It can mean 'recognize' too." She had a sudden epiphany, which gave her a jolt of confidence. Epiphanies always did that for Hermione, especially when they came out of her own swotting, and the effect was doubled when she could show her revelation off to someone she felt had never really appreciated the value of scholarship, like Sirius...or Ron. "And the Dark Lord did just that when he heard the first part of the prophecy. He perceived that Harry would be a formidable enemy. That's when he 'marked' him or 'recognized' him as his equal. That's why he felt he had to hunt him down. "
Then the scar may have had nothing to do with the prophecy. It makes sense...as much as the other anyway. So Voldie cheated Death...literally. And it made Death mad. But Voldie couldn't leave bad enough alone. He had to keep interfering in Death's affairs. The old Scythe-swinger told me all about it in one of his rants: how Voldie's spirit inhabited Professor Quirrell, and then he tried to steal the Philosopher's Stone, and then he killed a unicorn to keep himself alive, and he made that restoration concoction with Harry's blood, and then he conjured the Inferi, yada, yada, yada...
"Well, I guess I can understand how... erm... how Death feels...."
And that's not the worst of it, Hermione. Since Voldemort didn't die when he was supposed to, anyone he's killed himself since then is also a person who wasn't scheduled to die yet. And since there's nowhere else for them to go, they end up on Death's estate...just like me.
"Who has he killed since 1981?"
Only three that we know of: an old Muggle geezer named Frank Bryce. Well, his time did finally run out last week...he was that old...so he passed over at last. I kind of miss him. At least he was a decent snooker player. And Bertha Jorkins. Sirius said this last with a look of pain on his face.
"Isn't she that scatty witch who went missing during the Quidditch World Cup?"
Yes, though 'scatty' isn't the word I'd use. More like brainless and weepy and terminally annoying. Death thinks so too. She's a non-stop talker. He'd do anything to get her off the grounds, but she's not scheduled to go for another fifty years.
"That's dreadful."
And then there's Karkarov.
"Igor Karkarov, Viktor's headmaster? The one who was a Death Eater?"
No, actually it's his brother, Sergei. And this is the one funny thing in this whole mess. Voldemort was itching to get Karkarov after he turned tail and ran out on the Death Eaters last year. He heard a rumor about where he was and went after him himself. Just couldn't wait on his minions, he was that mad. But it turns out, it was Karkarov's older brother, who looks a lot like him. So he killed the wrong bloke.
"Does he know he made a mistake?"
No one does yet, not even the Ministry. But if Voldie doesn't, I'm sure he'll find out soon enough. Wherever the real Igor is hiding, his spies are sure to get wind of it.
"Do you think Lord Death, angry as he is, would help us take Voldemort down?"
You betcha. The Master of the Moribund can't interfere directly...it's against some rule or other...but he can give us information. It was Death who told me about Dumbledore's situation in the first place. I had to wheedle most of the story out of him though. He's not the most forthcoming of informants.
"You say you live with him?"
Yes, he has this house and grounds...a garden and such. He doesn't much like my being there. He's still mad at me for coming through that Veil. I'm a trespasser who's upset his nice, neat little universe. And, as I say, I can't leave until my time.
He doesn't... torture you or anything, does he?"
No, it's more like intermittent carping and whining about 'the good old days'. That's not so bad, really. Reminds me of my mum. It's when he gives me the silent treatment that I start to go crazy.
"Does he do it a lot?"
Oh, yes, it's his favorite way of getting back at me. But then, he's away a lot too...finishing people off. There's a brisk business in dying, especially nowadays. He looked glum at this.
"But it's a good thing for him to be away, isn't it? I mean the ranting and all sounds awful."
No, it's not. I hate to say it, but I miss him when he's gone. It's like solitary confinement. Lonely and very, very boring, except when Bertha or Sergei come wandering in...which might actually be worse when I come to think of it. She's very silly, and he's very quarrelsome, but since he doesn't speak English, I can never tell what he's mad about.
"It must be frustrating."
And monotonous. Death's house is all shades of black and gray, and, as I say, apart from visits from those two, there's no sound, none at all, except for the ticking of that one big clock in the hall and all that eerie tinkling and whooshing.
"What?"
Oh, didn't I tell you? He has shelves lining every single goddamned room, with all these hourglasses on them...
"Hourglasses?"
I guess it's okay to tell you about them. There's one for every living creature on earth, from the tallest giant right down to the teeniest pissy ant...or so he says. So all this sand is whooshing through all the necks of all these hourglasses, and there's this tiny tinkling sound when a stray particle hits the sides.
"And when the sand in your glass runs out, your time is up."
Death showed me mine once. It'll empty out at the end of July of this year...only another month or so...but it started him off on one of his rants. My non-existent ears were ringing for days afterwards.
"Wait. What happens when you do pass over? I mean...will you still be able to help me?"
Oops, I forgot about that. I'll have to ask old Bag of Bones about it. He seemed really eager to get Dumbledore on his way to the Beyond, so I'm sure he'll come up with something... But, it's true. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go. He brightened. But then I'll get to...well...
"You really want to pass over and be with James and Lily, don't you?
The image in the mirror just sighed.
"You've been through a lot since you...died."
All in a most excellent cause though. It's ironic, isn't it, that I may be able to help more in the fight against Voldemort dead than I did alive.
"You mean by rescuing the Headmaster's soul."
Yes, but also it looks to me as if some of these promises on Dumbledore's list involve Death Eater activities. So we'll be gutting two vampires with one stake, as they say: fighting Voldie at the same time we're saving Dumbledore.
"All right, let's say we try to do this together. Will you be traveling as a spirit or what? I mean, if you're inhabiting an animal, it will be hard to understand you. I mean...my French is pretty good, but I don't speak Kneazle."
That's true, but there's a potion you can take to allow you to understand us dumb brutes.
"Really?"
Mmm-hmm. There's some in Dumbledore's...McGonagall's office: Dr. Doolittle's Veterinariserum.
"I remember that bottle. I packed it up. It's going to his brother, Aberforth."
Can you get it back? It will come in real handy. That Doolittle was quite a gifted vet...Muggle fellow, you know.
"How did he come to be able to make a magical potion?"
That's something I'll have to ask him after I get into the Afterlife myself.
"I have another question...about how this whole thing started. The Styx water, how did it get into that bowl in the cave in the first place?"
Voldemort, of course. He, of all people, would have a detailed knowledge of necromancy and would have figured out how to Summon it...
"But, Sirius, Harry told us that the locket at the bottom of the bowl wasn't the real Horcrux. It had a note inside...a message for the Dark Lord. Someone had found the real Horcrux, stolen it, and left the locket in its place. So there's someone out there who was able to get by the water in the bowl, remove the Horcrux, and replace it with an innocent replica."
A Death Eater, I'd guess. Who else would have a clue what Voldemort was doing?
"But who else would have that kind of power?"
Necromancy is a very specialized field of study. I only ever knew one person who had that kind of interest. He was rather brilliant...if misguided...in that way. It made him quite valuable to the Dark Lord for a time.
"The signature on the note was just initials: R.A.B."
Sirius looked startled and was silent a moment. It fits, he murmured. Then: I have an idea who it is, but I won't know for sure until I have myself passed over.
"Then the person is already dead. Can you tell me who..."
No! He bowed his head. But...if I'm right...yes, he's dead.
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Hopefully, the goblins will give Hermione a chance to prove she has, in her possession, the rat who intended to rob their bank? Talk about out of the fire and into the frying pan!
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
You're so right! I should have called the story "The Perils of Hermione" a la the old movie serial "Perils of Pauline," with a cliffhanger at the end of every installment.
Oh, poor Hermione, that must be horrid. But good job using the electrified rail on Voldie.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I'm an old chem-major, so the idea of a scientific solution to H's problem appealed mightily.
I thought this couldn't get any better, and then I read that magic word, RATNIP! I love you.You do keep coming up with wild situations and wilder original cahracters. Such an original and clever tale! ab fab.-Wahoo
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
**blushes** aw shucks...
Hooray, more chapters! You are so clever and inventive. Your wonderful ideas keep this story so fresh and alive! (unlike some of its characters) Thanks for sharing this with us!
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Thanks, guys. Unfortunately the story's almost over, but might I interest you in my next, about Minerva's childhood?
Response from Wahoo and Wesleyanne (Reviewer)
"dying" to see it! -Wahoo
Hermione is a bit naive, isn't she?
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Hmmmm... maybe, or maybe she had little choice but to cooperate... and of course, she still does like Viktor... a little.
Oh that is sweet! This chapter is a wonderful mix of humor and emotion. Poor Grawp! That was very sad. It was thoughtful of Percy to give him the poster. I'm glad he went home to his mom! I hope Hermione goes back ino the woods and gets the wand and briefcase! They might come in handy. -Wahoo
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Good point! But--oh, she's going to be busy for a while.
Golly this one had me laughing! My favourite line was that Helga Hufflepuff wanted to participate, but only in a small role. My hubby and daughter are 'theatre folk' and that just rang hysterically true to me.Well done,Pookah
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I was 'theatre folk' once myself, and the party they threw afterward came out of memories of some first-night celebrations I've attended.
This is a very sweet chapter. I am glad Hermione was able to overcome her jealousy. I know how that is, my best friend from college was the prettiest girl at University of ---, and I was a bit jelaous of her when we first met. But her sweet nature and many sterling qualities won me over, in spite of my own bad nature and jealousy. Maybe this will be the start of a beautiful friendship between the two?-Wahoo
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Sounds like a great idea for a one-shot--or a challenge, n'est-ce pas?
Response from Wahoo and Wesleyanne (Reviewer)
yes, it does sound like a good challenge. We don't get enough stories of the lesser-known characters, and not enough friendship tales. thanks for your friendship tale, and you have given us delightful OCs as well.
-Wahoo
That was an interesting chapter. The verse was really quite amusing.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Thanks. The story comes from a series of one-shots I wrote for a challenge called "Hermione's Inferno". I felt I had try to do one in the poetic form Dante used in The Divine Comedy. I think it's called "terza rima".
Wow, a Ron I can like. That doesn't often happen in fanfiction. Well, at least the stuff I read, anyway.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I've met some icky Rons too, blue, (and written some as well). But, of all the Rons I've created, I like this version the best.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I've met some icky Rons too, blue, (and written some as well). But, of all the Rons I've created, I like this version the best.
I love this chapter! Thank you for the update, and for house elves! Love those house elves!
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Yes! And it's so much fun to write dialogue for them. JKR gave us such a wealth of characters and ideas to elaborate on.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Yes! And it's so much fun to write dialogue for them. JKR gave us such a wealth of characters and ideas to elaborate on.
I really love the idea of Hermione as a house elf.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Yay! Me too. Gives her a chance to see the other side of things.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Yay! Me too. Gives her a chance to see the other side of things.
another great chapter! Thanks for the update! I am really enjoying this unusual tale. I'd love to see what happens when the snidget-catcher goes to Hogwarts!
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Thanks, Double-W, so would I. (Plot bunnies abound in this fic.)
They are judging Hermione based on upset dead Weasley Prewitt ancestors? yeesh. Although the concept is funny as all get out.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I know. Sorry, couldn't come up with anything better.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I know. Sorry, couldn't come up with anything better.
spontaneous magic is great! Thanks for another chapter, I am enjoying this tale, it's very original.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I've always been galvanized by the idea of underage magic. Anything can happen!
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I've always been galvanized by the idea of underage magic. Anything can happen!
That was some serious accidental magic.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Yep, big things come in small packages. Like baby Harry... and Darla. All generated by love.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Yep, big things come in small packages. Like baby Harry... and Darla. All generated by love.
Oh, that poor Darla. Anyway, that was a smart plan of Hermione's. This story takes quite a few twists, doesn't it?
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
A new one almost every chapter. Hope it doesn't tire you out!
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
A new one almost every chapter. Hope it doesn't tire you out!
I am really enjoying ths clever tale! Thank you for writing it!
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
You're most welcome! I really enjoyed writing it too.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
You're most welcome! I really enjoyed writing it too.
Oh! the plot thickens! And I love Sirius's clever use of his limitations, he senses or spots a dead owl, but it turns out the aurors are there already. Really a neat little chapter! thanks for the update.-- Wahoo
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Sirius is soooo much fun to write. I bless JKR every day for making his character, but I bless even more all the writers who have elaborated on it.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Sirius is soooo much fun to write. I bless JKR every day for making his character, but I bless even more all the writers who have elaborated on it.
That was wonderful, and funny all at once.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Yeh, I'm a big fan of comic relief.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Yeh, I'm a big fan of comic relief.
Sirius is a hoot! I like your little Muggleborn witches and their families. HOW is Hermione going to convince them they are in danger? Looking forward to another amusing chapter soon!
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Thanks,
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
(that sure is a mouthful). I do enjoy putting Sirius into embarrassing situations. I figure his aplomb and sheer brass will get him out of most of them. (And there are lots more to come.)
Don't know how I missed this chapter but here it is! good chapter and I am on to the next. Thanks for this so-funny, so bizarre story.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Thanks, W&W, it will get bizarrer still, I assure you. (Well, um, I hope it will.)
Interesting chapter. Nice segue.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Thanks, ma'am. This came out of a series of short sketches, loosely tied together by another writer's plot line that I had to give up on to create the book, so 'nice segue' is good, very good.
This keeps getting better and better. Poets have their own death, and RATS of all things?! Wonderful & imaginative.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
This sorta kinda came out of Terry Pratchett's Discworld. I think there's a Death of Rats in that one, but Reginald is my own idea.
This story is delightfully bizarre. I'm really enjoying the descriptions of death's place.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I have to credit Terry Pratchett with most of that, so if you want more bizarre, try his Discworld series.