6. An Unpleasant Conversation
The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore
Chapter 6 of 29
spiderwortHermione escorts Minister Scrimgeour to Hogsmeade.
ReviewedAN UNPLEASANT CONVERSATION
"Ah, Miss Granger, what's in the satchel, may I ask?" Rufus Scrimgeour was obviously still fishing for information.
"Some things for Professor Dumbledore's brother, sir."
"Aberforth Dumbledore. Now there's an interesting history. Bad blood between the two of them, I understand."
Hermione refused to take that bait, though the image it conjured was a disturbing one. She had deliberately set a fast pace down the castle hallways, hoping the Minister, with his gimpy gait, would have to concentrate all his efforts on keeping up with her, but he surprised her with the smoothness of his stride. The limp had, in fact, disappeared altogether.
He tried another tack: "I imagine being Muggle-born, all this must have been a great challenge."
"You mean coming to Hogwarts?" she asked coolly. "It's been rather exhilarating, actually."
His voice took on a hint of humility. "I suppose for one with your gifts, spell work was just another interesting puzzle to solve."
"You could say that."
"Your friend Harry Potter had many of the same kinds of obstacles to overcome, didn't he? Being brought up by Muggles...the Durtsies, am I right?"
They had reached the front door, and she used opening it as an excuse not to reply...not even to correct the name of Harry's odious relatives. When they were out in the open air, under a hot, cloudless sky, he tried another tack.
"I heard you doing that Lightening Charm. Works very nicely, doesn't it?"
Hermione was a bit unnerved by this. Had he been listening to her conversation with the Headmistress?
He hastened to explain. "Oh, I wasn't eavesdropping, I promise you. But I recognized the cant. And you do have a very penetrating voice, Miss Granger."
"Oh."
"I can understand why you'd be suspicious. I suppose you know I started out as an Auror. We do develop more sensitive ears than most."
"I didn't think that would be important...for a wizard, I mean."
"Oh, yes, very important. The job's not all fancy gadgets and gizmos, you see. You have to use your five senses...and your brain. Yes, a keen mind is very important."
Hermione smiled at this. It sounded like he was going to offer her a job. She wasn't in the least interested in being an Auror for his regime, of course.
"But even more important is instinct," he continued, catching her eye. His gaze, out of bronze-colored eyes, was almost hypnotic. "To feel in your bones when something is wrong. When something strategically dangerous or important is 'going down', so to speak."
Hermione wrenched her focus away from the old man and concentrated on the tops of nearby trees. Her heart started pounding, but it wasn't from the exercise. The Minister's pace had quickened as they passed the Quidditch pitch, but she had no problem with that. No, what concerned her was the tone of his voice. He was like a hound on the scent, and she was feeling more and more like a beleaguered fox.
Scrimgeour pursued his point: "You're Harry Potter's best friend, aren't you?"
"I am a friend of Harry's, but Ron's his best mate."
"Ron? Ron who?"
"Ronald Weasley."
"Oh...really? One of Arthur Weasley's brood?"
"Yes."
"Percy Weasley's little brother?"
"Yes, of course!" Why was Ron such a nonentity to everyone? "Ron's not just 'Percy's little brother', you know."
"Oh, no?"
"In fact, he's not little at all. He's the tallest of them all. And he's a prefect too, in case you didn't know. And Keeper for the Gryffindor Quidditch team."
"Ah..."
"And...he's just about the best Wizard Chess player in the whole Magicosm!" She fell silent suddenly. Why was she bothering to defend Ron to a man she had not an ounce of respect for?
There was a silence, then, "Please, Miss Granger, could we slow down, just a bit?"
Hermione stopped and turned. The Minister was several yards behind her and panting heavily. In her anger, she had apparently picked up the pace beyond the Minister's breathing capacity. And his limp was showing again.
When he reached her, he mopped his brow with a conjured hankie. "I see. Quidditch Keeper and a prefect. Gone his brothers one better, has he?"
"Yeh...esss," she replied carefully. They started walking again more slowly.
"I should have known. All those Weasley boys are clever chaps. Credit their Prewitt blood, I think. You say Ron's good at chess?"
"I've never beaten him." She tried but failed to keep the rising irritation out of her voice.
"Nor has Harry Potter, I'll wager."
"No." He was starting on Harry again, but Hermione would not bite on that subject.
The Minister of Magic sighed. "You paint a very pretty picture of your friend. Loyalty is a quality to be admired in the young... but it might be considered a luxury in these dangerous times."
"I would think it was even more important now...to be faithful to one's friends."
"Perhaps...but politically speaking..."
She stopped and faced him. "Listen, Minister, you might as well know right now. I'm always going to be on Harry's side...and...Professor Dumbledore's..."
"Dumbledore's dead."
"Well, to his memory then, to the ideals he stood for."
"And what are those? Truth, Justice, and the Wizarding Way?"
"Among others, yes."
"Would it surprise you to hear that your wonderful Headmaster was one of the most accomplished prevaricators I've ever known?"
"What? He's no liar...he..."
"Oh, I wouldn't brand him a liar actually. His sins are more ones of omission. It's the professor in him. As a scholar you know, I'm sure, that teachers only tell their classes so much. Do you know why? It's so that their students won't be able to use their superior knowledge against them later. That's the chief reason why Dolores Umbridge wouldn't let you all practice Defensive Charms last year."
"Well, that's no surprise."
"Dumbledore's always been cagey like that, with the Ministry, as well as with... his students. I don't believe in his whole life he ever did tell anyone the whole truth about anything."
"He did too! He told Harry everything he could find out about Tom Riddle's past..." She flushed at her statement, put her hand to her mouth, then started to walk again quickly towards the school gates, hoping this former Auror had missed those last words.
He called after her. "Thank you, Miss Granger. It's been a pleasure talking to you."
She stopped, her heart filled with dread, and stammered weakly, "I...I...you're welcome."
"Oh, I'm sure I'm not welcome, not welcome at all. But that's all right." He limped slowly towards her. "How interesting. Albus Dumbledore told Harry Potter all he knew about Lord Voldemort. And why would he do that, hmmm? Unless he knew that Harry was indeed the so-called Chosen One. That he would need that knowledge to help him defeat the Dark Lord."
"That's not what I said."
"It is what you implied."
"No!"
"My dear little pedant, with your eleven Outstanding O.W.L.s and your intensely competitive nature, you do miss so many obvious facts. Aurors learn very early to wait patiently for little slips like that one. Makes for some very useful information."
"What are you going to do about it?"
"Hermione...I may call you that, mayn't I...Harry needs protection, don't you see that? With an army of Aurors at his back, he could be so much more effective..."
"No, that won't work. Dumbledore didn't trust the Ministry. If he had thought you could help, he would have asked you..."
A note of testiness sharpened the Minister's voice. "Why do you keep coming back to Dumbledore...as if he were Merlin himself?"
"All I know is that he kept Harry alive all these years, even with the Death Eaters looking for him. It must have been hell for Harry, having to live with the Dursleys, but it was necessary to his survival, and Dumbledore knew it."
"Yes, I heard about all that. The power of love..."
"Yes...and loyalty...and all that that means. Qualities you wouldn't understand with all your scheming and political cover-ups, Minister."
He looked as if she had just slapped him in the face. "I stand corrected."
"Yes, and you stand alone." She started walking again. The gateway was only a few yards away, and he needed no escort now.
He called after her. "So, you're going to help him in this... quest... to defeat the Dark Lord?"
"Yes, and Ron too. If Harry will let us."
"I'm sure he will. The question is: will you be able to?"
She kept walking. The old hound was in pursuit again. But was he closing in for the kill or just bluffing, knowing he was beaten?
He continued: "I won't be defeated in this, Hermione Granger. You young people don't realize the harm you could do. If you put a foot wrong, it could spell the end of all we've worked for: the Ministry as we know it..."
His last words came at her from her side. She was startled to realize that he had caught up with her. "Would that be such a bad thing?" she said, refusing to look at him.
"Of course it would. Who keeps order in the Magicosm...gives it purpose and structure... if not its Ministries of Magic? Oh, I know there are lawless pockets...America comes to mind...but by and large, we do an excellent job of keeping Wizardkind safe and sane."
"You're not doing such a good job of it at the moment, Minister."
"Yes, but that's in the main because your Mister Potter won't cooperate. So, I'm sorry to say that I'm going to have to do something a bit drastic about that."
They had arrived together at the gates and passed through them. Hermione stopped again and faced the old hound. This was it. The coupe de grace for the fox or the dog's retreat with its tail between its legs.
"What's that? What are you going to do?"
He rummaged in his pocket and pulled out a piece of parchment. It read:
..................By order of.....................
THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC
No student shall be considered 'of age'
and allowed to do magic off school property
until he or she has actually completed his or her
seventh year of magical schooling.
The above is in accordance with
Educational Decree Number Twenty-nine.
Signed:
Rufus Scrimgeour
Minister of Magic
......................................................-
She read it through twice. "You can't do this."
"I can. I just did. This morning...at 8:02."
"But that means..."
"What it means is it buys the Ministry some time before you go off half-cocked on your little mission to save the wizarding world. You and your seventh-year friends are banned from performing magic off campus until next summer, unless you want to risk being caught and banished from the Magicosm forever."
"Th-that won't stop Harry...or Ron."
"But it might give you pause, eh, Miss Granger? Oh, I know you. You're just like Percy Weasley." He lowered his voice to a nasty, mocking whisper. "Just have to follow the rules, don't you?"
"No, I don't..."
"And you do so want to make good in our world, don't you, hard-working little Muggle-born that you are? Yes, my dear Miss Granger, you'll have a very difficult time forcing yourself to go against this decree. Oh, I know you've bent the rules here at the school. But that's not like breaking a real law promulgated by a real government with the power to punish... to imprison... to exile... "
"Why are you doing this?" she cried, on the verge of tears.
"Any little thing I can do to stop Harry Potter from destroying the Magicosm will be all to the good."
"Whether I help him or not...that won't stop him."
"Aha! But not having you guarding his flank wouldn't be just a little setback, would it? Your hero...or is it your boyfriend?...Ron Weasley may be a chess whiz, and Harry may excel in Magical Defense, but you're the real brains of this operation, Miss Granger. Without you...well...Potter may at least have second thoughts. And if that slows him down..."
"But you can't...you don't understand...I need my magic...have to..."
"You have to what, Miss Granger? Oho, got another little scheme of your own going? Not going to hunt for Voldemort yourself, are you? Steal a little of the glory from the Chosen One?"
"NO!"
"I'm no Legilimens, my dear, but methinks you do protest too much." He gripped her arms and looked into her eyes. "Oh, yes, you've got plans all right. But what they are, I've no idea. Perhaps a clue lies in that bag of yours..."
He tried to grab the satchel. Hermione wrenched away from him and broke into a run down the path to Hogsmeade. He didn't try to stop her, but just laughed long and loud before Disapparating.
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Hopefully, the goblins will give Hermione a chance to prove she has, in her possession, the rat who intended to rob their bank? Talk about out of the fire and into the frying pan!
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
You're so right! I should have called the story "The Perils of Hermione" a la the old movie serial "Perils of Pauline," with a cliffhanger at the end of every installment.
Oh, poor Hermione, that must be horrid. But good job using the electrified rail on Voldie.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I'm an old chem-major, so the idea of a scientific solution to H's problem appealed mightily.
I thought this couldn't get any better, and then I read that magic word, RATNIP! I love you.You do keep coming up with wild situations and wilder original cahracters. Such an original and clever tale! ab fab.-Wahoo
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
**blushes** aw shucks...
Hooray, more chapters! You are so clever and inventive. Your wonderful ideas keep this story so fresh and alive! (unlike some of its characters) Thanks for sharing this with us!
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Thanks, guys. Unfortunately the story's almost over, but might I interest you in my next, about Minerva's childhood?
Response from Wahoo and Wesleyanne (Reviewer)
"dying" to see it! -Wahoo
Hermione is a bit naive, isn't she?
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Hmmmm... maybe, or maybe she had little choice but to cooperate... and of course, she still does like Viktor... a little.
Oh that is sweet! This chapter is a wonderful mix of humor and emotion. Poor Grawp! That was very sad. It was thoughtful of Percy to give him the poster. I'm glad he went home to his mom! I hope Hermione goes back ino the woods and gets the wand and briefcase! They might come in handy. -Wahoo
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Good point! But--oh, she's going to be busy for a while.
Golly this one had me laughing! My favourite line was that Helga Hufflepuff wanted to participate, but only in a small role. My hubby and daughter are 'theatre folk' and that just rang hysterically true to me.Well done,Pookah
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I was 'theatre folk' once myself, and the party they threw afterward came out of memories of some first-night celebrations I've attended.
This is a very sweet chapter. I am glad Hermione was able to overcome her jealousy. I know how that is, my best friend from college was the prettiest girl at University of ---, and I was a bit jelaous of her when we first met. But her sweet nature and many sterling qualities won me over, in spite of my own bad nature and jealousy. Maybe this will be the start of a beautiful friendship between the two?-Wahoo
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Sounds like a great idea for a one-shot--or a challenge, n'est-ce pas?
Response from Wahoo and Wesleyanne (Reviewer)
yes, it does sound like a good challenge. We don't get enough stories of the lesser-known characters, and not enough friendship tales. thanks for your friendship tale, and you have given us delightful OCs as well.
-Wahoo
That was an interesting chapter. The verse was really quite amusing.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Thanks. The story comes from a series of one-shots I wrote for a challenge called "Hermione's Inferno". I felt I had try to do one in the poetic form Dante used in The Divine Comedy. I think it's called "terza rima".
Wow, a Ron I can like. That doesn't often happen in fanfiction. Well, at least the stuff I read, anyway.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I've met some icky Rons too, blue, (and written some as well). But, of all the Rons I've created, I like this version the best.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I've met some icky Rons too, blue, (and written some as well). But, of all the Rons I've created, I like this version the best.
I love this chapter! Thank you for the update, and for house elves! Love those house elves!
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Yes! And it's so much fun to write dialogue for them. JKR gave us such a wealth of characters and ideas to elaborate on.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Yes! And it's so much fun to write dialogue for them. JKR gave us such a wealth of characters and ideas to elaborate on.
I really love the idea of Hermione as a house elf.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Yay! Me too. Gives her a chance to see the other side of things.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Yay! Me too. Gives her a chance to see the other side of things.
another great chapter! Thanks for the update! I am really enjoying this unusual tale. I'd love to see what happens when the snidget-catcher goes to Hogwarts!
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Thanks, Double-W, so would I. (Plot bunnies abound in this fic.)
They are judging Hermione based on upset dead Weasley Prewitt ancestors? yeesh. Although the concept is funny as all get out.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I know. Sorry, couldn't come up with anything better.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I know. Sorry, couldn't come up with anything better.
spontaneous magic is great! Thanks for another chapter, I am enjoying this tale, it's very original.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I've always been galvanized by the idea of underage magic. Anything can happen!
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I've always been galvanized by the idea of underage magic. Anything can happen!
That was some serious accidental magic.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Yep, big things come in small packages. Like baby Harry... and Darla. All generated by love.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Yep, big things come in small packages. Like baby Harry... and Darla. All generated by love.
Oh, that poor Darla. Anyway, that was a smart plan of Hermione's. This story takes quite a few twists, doesn't it?
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
A new one almost every chapter. Hope it doesn't tire you out!
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
A new one almost every chapter. Hope it doesn't tire you out!
I am really enjoying ths clever tale! Thank you for writing it!
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
You're most welcome! I really enjoyed writing it too.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
You're most welcome! I really enjoyed writing it too.
Oh! the plot thickens! And I love Sirius's clever use of his limitations, he senses or spots a dead owl, but it turns out the aurors are there already. Really a neat little chapter! thanks for the update.-- Wahoo
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Sirius is soooo much fun to write. I bless JKR every day for making his character, but I bless even more all the writers who have elaborated on it.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Sirius is soooo much fun to write. I bless JKR every day for making his character, but I bless even more all the writers who have elaborated on it.
That was wonderful, and funny all at once.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Yeh, I'm a big fan of comic relief.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Yeh, I'm a big fan of comic relief.
Sirius is a hoot! I like your little Muggleborn witches and their families. HOW is Hermione going to convince them they are in danger? Looking forward to another amusing chapter soon!
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Thanks,
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
(that sure is a mouthful). I do enjoy putting Sirius into embarrassing situations. I figure his aplomb and sheer brass will get him out of most of them. (And there are lots more to come.)
Don't know how I missed this chapter but here it is! good chapter and I am on to the next. Thanks for this so-funny, so bizarre story.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Thanks, W&W, it will get bizarrer still, I assure you. (Well, um, I hope it will.)
Interesting chapter. Nice segue.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Thanks, ma'am. This came out of a series of short sketches, loosely tied together by another writer's plot line that I had to give up on to create the book, so 'nice segue' is good, very good.
This keeps getting better and better. Poets have their own death, and RATS of all things?! Wonderful & imaginative.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
This sorta kinda came out of Terry Pratchett's Discworld. I think there's a Death of Rats in that one, but Reginald is my own idea.
This story is delightfully bizarre. I'm really enjoying the descriptions of death's place.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I have to credit Terry Pratchett with most of that, so if you want more bizarre, try his Discworld series.