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Potions Under Duress A Christmas Cauldron
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A Christmas Cauldron

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A Christmas Cauldron

ladyofthemasque

33 Reviews   |   33 Ratings, 0 Likes, 115 Favorites )

Humor Romance Erotica Potions Under Duress 4,349 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

How would Snape react, if he were forced to watch a certain favorite Muggle Christmas tale?

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Chapter 1: A Christmas Cauldron


About ladyofthemasque

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Member Since 2005  |  37 Stories  |  Favorited by 1,485  |  368 Reviews Written  |  1,311 Review Responses

I have to apologize to everyone, period. Real life swallowed me whole, as I have been struggling to make a living writing original fiction over the last 8 years. It has not been easy, & has been complicated by health issues. I hope people can forgive my long silences. Trying to make enough money to live on from writing is a lot harder--waaaay harder--than it looks. (At least I didn't leave any posted fanfics unfinished.)

Anyhoo...

These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun.  I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever.  I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.

...I am, however, making something of a living off my own stories.  (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts.  It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)

~Lotm

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10/10

katielady08

Beautiful!  So expertly written!  Bravo!

10/10

severuslover

Awww...that was really cute and sweet! I loved the story concept. Wonderful job! You did a nice job on all the descriptions in the story as well. Great writing...keep it up!~Jen

10/10

snapes pet

loved it!!!!!!

8/10

kci47

I loved Hermione's Movie Night and I loved Severus' annoyed thoughts about how it helped him with discipline! Cute fic. 

0/10

gersknightlady

What a beautiful slow sensual tale with the delight of a child and a history.  I love the Christmas Carol.

10/10

notsosaintly

Aww.... I like the choice of Christmas Carol movie: The Muppets! I will never be able to watch that movie again without visions of Hermione riding Severus. Mmm...but that's just fine by me.

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of A Christmas Cauldron)

Mweheheh (yes, this is an eeeeviiiil laugh). Just imagine what I could do with that opening scene from Muppet Treasure Ilsand, and all those sweaty, half-naked hunks'o'Slytherin-sex-god-hood...them being ruthless pirates, of course... ~Lotm

notsosaintly's response: Pirates being your specialty, of course. Half-naked sex-gods who look suspiciously Malfoyesque :) serving double chocolate shakes....mmmmmm.

10/10

ultio

Aww. Can please have a Severus of my own?...

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of A Christmas Cauldron)

Good luck.  My own is still on back-order!lmao,~Lotm

0/10

EverMystique

I have to say that I am glad you chose the muppets instead of the regular version. I like the way you played the similarities and turned it around to show how Severus felt the immense joy of not having that happen to him.Elura

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of A Christmas Cauldron)

Lol, I couldn't resist.  It's my favorite version of the story...~Lotm

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