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Potions Under Duress Too Wise to Woo
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Too Wise to Woo

1: Chapter 1

2: Chapter 2

3: Chapter 3

4: Chapter 4

5: Chapter 5

6: Chapter 6

7: Chapter 7

8: Chapter 8

9: Chapter 9

10: Epilogue

Too Wise to Woo

Lady Apythia

86 Reviews   |   86 Ratings, 0 Likes, 89 Favorites )

Humor Romance Potions Under Duress 17,180 Words 10 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

The war is over and the last of the Death Eaters have been rounded up and sent to Azkaban. Moved by the spirit of celebration and blissful in their own new-found contentment, Hermione Granger's friends begin to wonder if the never-ending battle of wits between she and Severus Snape isn't a hint of something more. When they decide to test their theory with a little matchmaking scheme, their meddling puts Snape in a position to save Hermione from a debilitating evil. But how far is he willing to go to help her?

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Chapters (10)

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Chapter 7: Chapter 7

Chapter 8: Chapter 8

Chapter 9: Chapter 9

Chapter 10: Epilogue


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Lady Apythia

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10/10

Linwe Numenesse

Yikes! that was pretty mean of Hermoine. Even tho she did know who it was. But the gauntlet has been thrown, watch out, Great chappie BTW and to have Genny dressed as Jessica Rabbit, I can just imagine and Tonks as little Red ridding hood. is priceless!

Response from Lady Apythia (Author of Too Wise to Woo)

Thanks! I couldn't resist having some fun with the costumes.

10/10

Linwe Numenesse

W.U.S.S!  I love it!!

Response from Lady Apythia (Author of Too Wise to Woo)

I must admit I had fun coming up with that one!

10/10

Linwe Numenesse

hhmmmmm  I really like the plot of this one, so far it is really good*rubs hand togather* This outta be good!!

Response from Lady Apythia (Author of Too Wise to Woo)

Hope it lives up to your expectations!

0/10

Bentwaters

Yes the serious arc begins...  YAY!!! ^.^Lovely chapter.  Ready for more already.

Response from Lady Apythia (Author of Too Wise to Woo)

Thank you!

I was afraid people might not me diverting from the original plot, but I felt the story needed something more substantial than just fluff. Glad to know you liked it.

Thanks for taking the time to comment.

10/10

Keladry Lupin

Ha ha!  And now Hermione is caught in the matchmakers' web.  But she's right; if Severus was looking, as she's been led to believe, he'd want someone brilliant and independent.  Like her!

Response from Lady Apythia (Author of Too Wise to Woo)

Sometimes people are blind to what others see and just need a push, right?

10/10

enchanter

Even if the wit and plot is Billy's, I gotta hand it to you for putting it together so well. It's been a few years since I've seen this, so it seems all new again... Alright, now you know I'm addicted, down to the grit. The curse scar hasn't really come up again since Molly's hug, I don't think. Not a biggie, not much time has passed, now that I think of it. But if I were hiding something like that, Snape's offhand comment before dinner would probably make me feel a bit more paranoid than she seems. Her face to face reaction was fine, but I was anticipating a bit of mental anxiety when we got to her perspective this chapter, so that stuck out to me when it wasn't there. Those are just my opinions, though. I'm glad you're behind the wheel for this one. Chocolates for you for being in queue!

Response from Lady Apythia (Author of Too Wise to Woo)

The curse comes up again in the next chapter. I needed a set up to get them where I needed them.

 I think I was afraid to delve too much into what might be behind some of her anxiety right now because I had a specific way to explain the curse in the next chapter so it's fair to say I glossed over it a bit in this chapter.

0/10

SpSt

Love it!

Response from Lady Apythia (Author of Too Wise to Woo)

Thank you!

10/10

Aurora Greyeyes

I knew I recognized it!It is wonderful to have people around you that understand your jokes.With Shakespear how could you go wrong!I believe I said before great idea to place these characters into this plot can't wait for more!  

Response from Lady Apythia (Author of Too Wise to Woo)

Glad you liked it! The next chapter is already in the queue so hopefully your wait won't be long! Thanks for taking the time to comment!

10/10

Soul Bound

LOL.  I love that scene.  You did it well.  And snape in eyeliner... *Rrrrow!!*

I can't wait to see if you've converted someone into Dogberry.  I played him the first time I was every in that show.  Killed that roll's ass! :D 

Response from Lady Apythia (Author of Too Wise to Woo)

Thank you!

I couldn't resist the opportunity to have some fun with Snape in a costume. I am so glad you liked it!

And yay for your performance!

10/10

Bentwaters

Yes, you were right the girls are just as conniving.  It's so much fun!!!!!!!  Love it!  And YAY for the next one being in the queue already!!!!

Response from Lady Apythia (Author of Too Wise to Woo)

I am so glad you are enjoying this! It makes me happy to know people are having as much fun reading it as I had writing it!

10/10

Soul Bound

Lol, I can see Lupin as Claudio, but not so much Tonks as Sweet, Gently, Dainty Hero.  But that's okay, I suppose you couldn't very well use Ginny for Hero.  Just promise me you won't use that horrible, chessy line, "Sweet Hero!"  *shudders*

This is fun, I'm enjoying.  It's my favorite Shakespeare. :) 

Response from Lady Apythia (Author of Too Wise to Woo)

You have nothing to worry about because that plotline has conveniently been forgotten in this story in place of something else. So, no there is no Sweet Hero in this tale.I am so glad you are enjoying it! It was fun to write.

0/10

Myst

oooohhh, vicious friends.

Response from Lady Apythia (Author of Too Wise to Woo)

Aren't they? =)

10/10

Aurora Greyeyes

Oh I'm so excited about this fic you cannot possibly finish it fast enough for my liking. I love how you have converted Shakespear to HP, very creative.

Response from Lady Apythia (Author of Too Wise to Woo)

Wow! Thank you! I am so glad you are enjoying it!

The next two chapters are in the queue!

10/10

Keladry Lupin

*snort*  Seeing Snape's thoughts turn around like that is very cool.  And his words; confusing Hermione must be almost as fun as bantering with her.

Response from Lady Apythia (Author of Too Wise to Woo)

Glad you liked it!

I was worried about walking that thin line between being true to Shakespeare's OMG!Iaminluvre! moments staying close to canon. I hope I found a happy medium!

10/10

Keladry Lupin

Tee hee!  More lovely, lovely snark. 

Response from Lady Apythia (Author of Too Wise to Woo)

Thank you! I had sooo much fun writing this!

10/10

Bentwaters

Oh those boys can be so devious together.  But all for the sake of love, eh?  ^.~   Still loving it!!! 

Response from Lady Apythia (Author of Too Wise to Woo)

Ah, but the girls won't be much better! I am so glad you are still enjoying it! The next two chapters are in the queue now.

0/10

Myst

Lol, so much for trying.  Hopefully he wont strike out!

Response from Lady Apythia (Author of Too Wise to Woo)

The Potions Master will find a way to get what he wants... eventually.

 Thank you for reading and commenting!

0/10

Bentwaters

Ah the plans are being made!!  LOVELY!! heheheh   Can't wait to see what they all have in store for Severus and Hermione.This is such fun!  I'm having a blast reading it.  ^.^

Response from Lady Apythia (Author of Too Wise to Woo)

Thank you! I am so glad I can entertain you for a bit.  Humor writing is a challenge for me so to know that you enjoy it makes me happy!

10/10

Wine witch

Thank you so much for this wonderful, sweet and highly amusing story!

10/10

Sampdoria

This is such a brilliant story:-))

10/10

trekchick

loved your story!

Response from Lady Apythia (Author of Too Wise to Woo)

Thank you so much! I appreciate you taking the time to read it and leave a comment.

10/10

MrsStrawberry

Thoughtfully written......Severus is snarkily perfect, but goes perfectly severishly smitten! Hermione is.....Hermione. In otherwords, you got her down 'pat'! Just enough logically driven but with emotion running thru'. I think it so canon that she wouldn't bother anyone with her injuries/scar/curse, and that Snape could/would cure it is the crux that makes the story so great.He doesn't have to...but does it anyway..an epiphany of sorts. I'll shut up now!Loved it!

Response from Lady Apythia (Author of Too Wise to Woo)

Thank you so much for taking the time to comment! I really appreciate it. I am so glad you enjoyed my first attempt at playing in someone else's sandbox.

10/10

MrsStrawberry

Thoughtfully written......Severus is snarkily perfect, but goes perfectly severishly smitten! Hermione is.....Hermione. In otherwords, you got her down 'pat'! Just enough logically driven but with emotion running thru'. I think it so canon that she wouldn't bother anyone with her injuries/scar/curse, and that Snape could/would cure it is the crux that makes the story so great.He doesn't have to...but does it anyway..an epiphany of sorts. I'll shut up now!Loved it!

10/10

MrsStrawberry

Thoughtfully written......Severus is snarkily perfect, but goes perfectly severishly smitten! Hermione is.....Hermione. In otherwords, you got her down 'pat'! Just enough logically driven but with emotion running thru'. I think it so canon that she wouldn't bother anyone with her injuries/scar/curse, and that Snape could/would cure it is the crux that makes the story so great.He doesn't have to...but does it anyway..an epiphany of sorts. I'll shut up now!Loved it!

10/10

aura

Loved it! Absolutely LOVED this fic!!! Also liked that it was based off of well, not the original version, but still a movie I've seen (that it had actors from the Harry Potter movies in it made me giggle). Very well done all-around. Would be interesting to see a challenge where everyone had to write a spoof or a 'Harry Potter version' of a movie, but only get to choose from ones that had HP actors in (at least) a (semi)major role...

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