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Potions Under Duress Here Comes the Snake
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Here Comes the Snake

1: Chapter 1

2: Here Comes the Snake, Part II

Here Comes the Snake

expected aberrance

25 Reviews   |   25 Ratings, 0 Likes, 12 Favorites )

Humor Slash Potions Under Duress 7,756 Words 2 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

The third true prophecy of Sybill Trelawney, and the worst day of Severus Snape?s life...

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Chapters (2)

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Chapter 2: Here Comes the Snake, Part II


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Member Since 2006  |  7 Stories  |  Favorited by 15  |  34 Reviews Written  |  50 Review Responses

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Reviews for Here Comes the Snake

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10/10

mick42

Very funny, I wonder who has it in for Severus.

10/10

mick42

Poor Severus he really did have the day from hell, didn't he.    ,

10/10

Esmiralda

I was I bit down, so I thought I would do a little light reading and found this really funny story.  After reading just a few lines I laughed so much, and all my troubles disappeared.

10/10

braye27

I missed the X-files reference, but I still laughed myself crazy! 
Beth

10/10

braye27

Obviously someone has it in for poor Severus, but what (or who) could he have done to piss them off so much?  I take it that Minerva's tabby form has an allergy to catnip, and that in and of itself could lead to a very long list of unfortunate consequences for our Potions master. 

Better go find out what's in store for him next, then., shouldn't I?

Beth

0/10

Antigone

I love how protective Snape is of his privates (as anyone should be), and X-files rocks...

10/10

CharmedForce

*snickers*

Lovely... I do hope Draco and Harry have patched things up of course.  

10/10

Charlie

Very funny. I could not stop laughing. It is a very good story. 

10/10

mmesnape

I couldn't resist reading another story of yours... Just as funny I might add.  Poor Severus and his painful 'cahunas'... What a tough day it has been.  Thankfully Hermione saved the day! (and his jewels)  Great stuff, you have a gift for humor.  Please keep writing.  Cheers!

9/10

sregner

8/10

mekareami

lol circle of trust! Amusing tale, thank you for writing

10/10

Fawkes_07

With the first blood drawn (albeit not from either of the main combatants), Okay, that line needed a bit of advanced warning.  I spat oatmeal on my keyboard. There is now a lump of the stuff between the Y and U keys.  How am I going to get that out of there??  These things short out when food gets inside them...FABULOUS as usual. 

8/10

togspled

*tips the muse*

 hmm... my mind is racing trying to figure this out...hmmm Minerva seems like a bit of a lioness. no? head of griff. and a feline animagus? and an unwise 'spending of seed' may be a relationship with a student?... hmmm

please, write more so i can stop guessing! 

Response from expected aberrance (Author of Here Comes the Snake)

*muse bows gracefully in acceptance*

Excellent guesses. I hope the next part doesn't disappoint. Thanks for reviewing!

0/10

pythia_delphi

Really funny, had me snorting coke (the liquid variety!)

Response from expected aberrance (Author of Here Comes the Snake)

Always happy to provide 'various liquids/solids up the nose' service. Thanks for reviewing!

10/10

notsosaintly

Oh, my.    It has been so long since I laughed that hard and long at a story ... *whew*  That was too funny, especially the catnip part.  I so enjoy it when Severus gets tortured.  (My husband doesn't understand why this would be funny, though... I wonder why?)  Oh, and the suspense!  I need to know what happens next!

Response from expected aberrance (Author of Here Comes the Snake)

Very glad to hear it I must admit to enjoying Snape torture as well; it's so much fun to write. Poor guy. Thanks for reviewing (love your writing btw)!

0/10

sunny33

Very odd... but very funny!

0/10

sunny33

Minerva seems to be excluded, with the whole catnip thing.  maybe Ginny? Molly?

0/10

bermychicky

that was quite possibly the weirdest piece of fiction that i've read that i've enjoyed as sensible and non-sensible as it was

0/10

Vorona

Great -- a lot of fun :)  And I loved the outcome!

10/10

JTBJAB

*ROFLMAOBBBEW* Loved it!! Fantastic!!!

Response from expected aberrance (Author of Here Comes the Snake)

:grin: Thanks!

9/10

brewboy

Oh yay, 50 points to Slytherin because I snorted with glee on the "it is a little known fact..." part. X-Files, 2x20, "Humbug" uttered by the scene-stealing Jim Rose. Great story! Poor Snapey!

Response from expected aberrance (Author of Here Comes the Snake)

Greetings, again, and congratulations for being an excellent X-Files fan. I hereby award 100 points to Slytherin because you were even able to get the correct episode (and you're in Slytherin, after all). Thanks for reviewing!

9/10

KMJ

that was the funnest thing ever!

going on my fav list for sure...

by the way, Tiea Bu Shan? Is that even real... if it is bloody hell thats funny (although it would be useful for some!)

-karlamarie 

Response from expected aberrance (Author of Here Comes the Snake)

I'm not sure if it exists; I'm quoting Mulder from X-Files, as brewboy figured out. I think he was kidding, but I suppose it's possible. And hilarious as a concept. Always happy to hear I've entertained someone. Thanks for reviewing!

10/10

Lumiere

I have never laughed so much reading a fic before! It was brilliant!! 100000000 outta ten!

Response from expected aberrance (Author of Here Comes the Snake)

Very happy to hear it

Thanks for reviewing!

10/10

jetbstraub

That was very funny......................Jet

Response from expected aberrance (Author of Here Comes the Snake)

Thank you very much!

0/10

Cerydden M_Layne

And here I had a whole different theory going!? Yeah, I laughed out loud a bunch of times.? I think the "four" segment was my favorite.? Thanks for the fun!

Response from expected aberrance (Author of Here Comes the Snake)

Surprises are good, right?

Very glad you liked it. Thanks for reviewing!

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