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Sex Therapy in the Dungeons
BloodyBrilliantRuthie122 Reviews | 6.27/10 (122 Ratings, 0 Likes, 42 Favorites )
COMPLETED! Severus experiences Erectile Dysfunction. Hermione is a Sex Therapist. Will she be able to cure him?
Nominated for best fic in the 2006 OWL Humour Category.
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LOL I too loved the line about a headache the size of Hagrid's arse! Definitely sticks in one's mind!Missy/
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
Although your review was 3 years ago i just wanted to reach out and say thank you! I loved that line too!
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
It's a wonder these two made it to their happily ever after all in one piece. Great ending to a fun story!
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
thank you for all of your reviews! It was a while ago but I was so happy to read them.
Poor Severus, Hermione will have her work cut out for her.
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
:) that was a fun story to write.
Frances does make the rounds, doesn't she. Where is her husband? Anyway, great story! Thanks for sharing.
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
Elsolel, thank you for your lovely reviews! Please know that Sex Therapy in the Dungeons has a sequel! It's called, Marriage Therapy and it can be found on Ashwinder. I hope you can get there and read it. I'd love to hear if you like it! ~Ruthie
Response from elsolel (Reviewer)
I can and will. Thanks for the heads up!
Good grief. They are really over medicating each other, aren't they!
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
ROFL! This is my favorite chapter!
I wonder what kind of retribution Severus might plan for Ron in the future?
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
Whatever it is, Ron deserves it. ~Ruthie
I hate mosquitos, but if I got to have Severus lick their bites... I might change my mind.
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
ROFL! I agree! ~Ruthie
I liked the fortune cookie a huge amount. I also liked many other parts.
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
Thank you.
That was a very big oops. It is very hard to type with a cat on my hands!
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
I really liked how gently Remus examined her memories. Can the person who put the charm on the memories remove it without doing damage?
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
I love Remus in this story! Um, no. They are gone. ~Ruthie
Very stunning. I liked it a bunch.
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
Thank you. I'm glad, it was a hard to write but necessary. ~Ruthie
Wasn't she on the sofa in Severus's rooms? Whose bed is she on?
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
If I remember correctly, Hermione is on the sofa in the living room. ~Ruthie
To bizzare. I like it!
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
I know! But, I'm glad that you like it. Thank you. It gets much more serious later, but for now, let's have fun. ~Ruthie
I liked how he was off in his own world. He didn't see that Hermione has seen his tactics for what they are.
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
Thank you. I appreciate your reviews! ~Ruthie
Poor Severus. You certainly put him into uncomfortable situations.
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
Oh yes, he wouldn't be too much fun otherwise! LOL! ~Ruthie
I adored Hermione pointing out everyone's positive features.
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
Oh, thanks! Sev is cowering now, afraid she'll get to him! ~Ruthie
I loved how you emphasized IT! The whole chapter is funny.
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
Awesome! I'm glad you liked IT! ~Ruthie
Well, if you consider IT his "friend" then he was being sort of honest. Of course it wasn't very nice that he brought in Remus's name.
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
LOL! That's one way of looking at it. ~Ruthie
Oh too funny. IT's POV. I love it. Pun intented. lol And Freud, perfect fit.The whore is on the move again. I really loved this story.
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
I am so happy that you liked IT's POV! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for all of your wonderful reviews! ~Ruthie
they are going to overdose themselves. if they want it so bad then just do it already. stop thinking and talking it to death and do it, before they both end up in the hospital. lol which would actually be kinda funny, them trying to explain how they got that way. Oh to be a fly on that wall. lol
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
Hermione must over analyze everything! It's in her nature!! LOL!
Ok you need to stay out of my head. Nevermind. Where did you learn about Female Sexual Dysfunction? Courses in Psychology? Sometimes I think its both mental and physcial, but I wonder how it is solved. After I finish reading this and Troika, I think I will do some research.
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
I'm a therapist so most of what I've written here I just know. But I did do some research on female sexual dysfunction because I'm not a sex therapist and not an expert in that area.
Intense, that's the word that I would use for this chapter. I know I usually have tons to say but I think that one word says it all. Well that and amazing. Enough said.Tamara
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
Hummm, off the top of my head I don't recall this chapter! I'll have to reread it. I'm glad you thought it was amazing. ~Ruthie
I so agree with her. I love shower way better than baths. And if she can find her a man who can give her all of that, could she find more and let the rest of us know where to find them. lol. Poor Remus, can't even be used to get her off in the shower. Severus is always going to be the one.
Lol! I know they mean way, but they don't have a clue. She doesn't need a threesome with boys, she needs men really talented men. Hmm, don't we all. lol
This Francis whore seems to be going after all the celeb. from the war. I wonder if I'm right?
Are you sure it's safe to leave little bunnies with a wolfie? Can you say? "Dinner" lol
That's my girl, now let the real games begin.
Tamara aka
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
You are spot on regarding the whore! Really funny regarding wolfie and the little bunny! Thanks again, Tamara. ~Ruthie
that is a good point, why doesn't Remus make his own potion? I mean if I knew I was going to need it on a regular basis I would learn. Thats just me.OMG! ROFLMAO! Customer Service! Too much oh please stop my sides hurt. I can just see him in his McDonald's uniform at the drive-thru window. "Can I take your order? Hurry up, dunderheads." Oh no I can't breathe. I need my inhaler. lol
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
"Hurry up, Dunderheads!" ROFL! Too funny! Please don't get an asthma attack! Are you planning on finishing the story tonight?
Response from Arabella Bloodgood (Reviewer)
no I am so tired but I plan on getting up really early so start again. Till tomorrow.
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
Okay! I'm going to bed too! I was ashamed to think that you would stay up while I had to hit the hay. Please know that I am thrilled you are enjoying this and very happy with your wonderful reviews. You are making this very special for me!!! Goodnight. ~Ruthie
oh my that is too funny. she shouldn't be thinking about all her clients in that way. lol. You know when I said that Harry was a true friend. Oh no he is so much more, he can cook too. Oh my, he is a god, a god I tell you. Talk about your friends with benifits(well, you know what I mean) Oh no, here comes trouble.
Wow she is taking it a hella lot better than I would.
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
Oh, I love this chapter! There's plenty of soul searching to be had on both parts from here on out!