Sex Therapy in the Dungeons
BloodyBrilliantRuthie122 Reviews | 6.27/10 (122 Ratings, 0 Likes, 42 Favorites )
COMPLETED! Severus experiences Erectile Dysfunction. Hermione is a Sex Therapist. Will she be able to cure him?
Nominated for best fic in the 2006 OWL Humour Category.
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I'm not sure from one moment to the next who has the upper hand. The game just got more complicated. I can forgive her breaking her code of ethics since he is not really her patient (as far as she is supposed to know) and because he is being deceitful as well, and because as you've said, this is just a story. Oh dear ...
This is going to get so ugly, and I am going to love every minute of it!
I loved hearing Hermione try to work through the names of all the men who might be the "friend." Also, Severus speech about his feelings on women ... I didn't know whether to melt into a gooey puddle or laugh my ass off at him. This is going to go belly up ...
Oh the old, "my friend has a problem," line? I wonder for how many seconds she will buy that story. Can't wait to see this!
Boy, you're lucky this story is finished. That's a horrible place to leave us! :). Somehow, I know this isn't going to be pretty.
Typical Severus, to make it someone else's fault when IT doesn't work right. Poor guy. He'd better go see Hermione. The timing couldn't have been more perfect.
Awww, I feel sorry for Remus. LOVED the ending with Francis showing up. what a hoot! Thank you for this tale. Now I will go read the sequel.
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
I got such a kick out of that Frances character! LOL! You are most welcome for the tale and I'm thankful to you for reading and for all of your wonderful reviews! ~Ruthie
in the middle of Snape's angst I have to laugh because there is Frances again. I'm glad that after 'almosts' Severus and Harry, she finaly got Ron.I have to say that from the books I got the idea that Minerva and Severus were actually good friends. that comment she made about Gryffindor hadn't won the quiddicth cup in X years, "As Professor Snape kindly reminded me." I just KNEW they were friends!This is an interesting story but i must stop and go to bed now. Thanks for sharing this.
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
Oh, have a good night! Thanks for reading and I hope you stick around and then start the sequel! ~Ruthie
Frances again! I bet SHE wouldn't turn down a threesome with Ron and Harry!
Bunnies! I agree with Remus, how adorable.I also agree with second chances. An interesting tale, Thanks for sharing it.
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
You are most welcome!!! I loved the bunnies scene and thought that was a very Hermione idea! Frances... how what a woman! LOL! Thanks for your review! ~Ruthie
This is so silly and funny. Thank you for sharing it!
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
I'm glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for your review. ~Ruthie
OMG NOT 2 of those pills OH MY GOSH...HE will certainly be in trouble...EGADS!!! That poor man!!! I LOVE IT!!! MORE MORE MORE!!!!
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
LOL! There are two schools of thought on this. The 'Wowsers' and the 'Oh Yeah'! (((
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
))) Thanks for always being so enthusiastic!~Ruthie
That's interesting but a little dangerous. One little blue pill, no Two of them... Poor Severus, he doesn't know what's waiting for him. I really want to read the next chapter. Really good job and so funny.
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
Thanks and I'm glad that you are enjoying IT!~Ruthie
Wow! What a great story. I'm glad Snape admitted to Hermione what he did and can't wait to find out what happens next.
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
Wow! Thanks for your review! I'll be writing the next chapter soon so stay tuned.~Ruthie
Er, hell yeah I want to shag Remus! I love him as much as I love Severus, if not a bit more, and it kills me when they are pitted against each other in a battle for the girl.I can't fight the curiosity on who will get Hermione, though!
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
Thank you for reading!~Ruthie
Ha! That was great! Quite funny. As horrible as it may be for Severus, it's still hilarious to see him in this light.
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
I'm happy that you're enjoying this! Thanks for reading and letting me know what you think.~Ruthie
LOL I love the questions at the end. Shag Remus? Yup!Good chapter, on to the next one. :)
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
Hi,I love Remus! But we'll have to wait and see who finally gets the girl in the end!Thanks for reading and reviewing.~Ruthie
What woman hasn't had any doubts about her own wants, be they sexual, emotional or professional? Hermie's 'hot-pants' persona might be hiding some other problem. But what?Great read as always... hope to see the next chapter really soon. :)
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
I totally agree! This story shows Hermione at her most vulnerable and exposed. She's young and struggling to find herself. I love this! I have the next chapter in the queue so please stick around! Thank you for reading and reviewing! ~Ruthie 
This has been a really fun fic to read. I completely identify with Hermione. I remember being on the journey for self awareness both sexually and intellectually. That journey is full of things you don't necessarily want to repeat, but entertaining none the less. I look forward to reading your take on Hermione's evolution of self.
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
Thank you very much! You have hit the nail on the head in terms of what this story is about! Thank you for reading and for taking the time to submit a review. BTW, I love your name. ~Ruthie
Ha ha ha Severus in the customer service industry! How perfectly fitting place for him. How about the DMV? That also might be a great place for him. He could bemoan the horrors of working for the government. Thank you for making my day!
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
ROFLMAO! I have this fic on three archives and of ALL of the reviews that I've received you are the only one to state that you enjoyed this bit. I absolutely LOVE it! For a while, I thought I was the only one! LOL! Thank you for making my evening!~Ruthie 
Not only did Severus' verbal sparring with Hooch amuse Remus, they did the job for me too! Hermooine is a firecracker in here. I wish I could be as comfortable with sex as she is. Nice job building up the sexual tension, and by the way Remus does get me in the mood ;p, but I somehow think I'd take Sev over the lovable werewolf. Even if he is a delectable bastard.
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
“Why, Severus, I believe you do protest too much,” Hooch said, enjoying the banter. “If I didn’t know better, I’d think you wanted me to kiss you.”“Madam,” Severus said seriously, “I quite like my soul to remain just where it is, if you don’t mind.” And that is my favorite line of this whole story! I am so very desperate for a Hermione/Remus/Severus sandwich, but I don't know yet if STITD is the story for it. What do you think? As always, thank you so much for the review and the stars! ~Ruthie
Response from Celtickiss (Reviewer)
Sounds like the yummiest sandwich I've ever heard of,lol. As far as doing it in the story, it is your choice. Maybe Severus could get over his tendency to 'not share' and they could work it out, or, (and this is just hypothetical on my imagination's part) the trio could use it as an excuse to teach Severus to learn from Remus on how to be gentle or something? Again that might not even work with the chapters you posted already which I haven't read yet, but those are my two sickles worth. I don't suppose you would consider a menage trois with another woman in the mix?
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
Regarding another woman, I don't particularly care for any of the other canon female characters so Hermione is it for me! And I've only ventured into the original character world once, and that was for a very short, two chapter, fic. It's called, "If Only I Was Half My Age and He Was Older". I'll eventually post it here on PP. I absolutely LOVE Remus/Hermione stories almost as much as I love her with Severus. So, I think my next story will be with that pair. Maybe I can put in the sandwich in that fic! Yummy! ~Ruthie
I agree, why doesnt remus just learn how to make the darn thing?
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
ROFLMAO! There are so many stories out there (including this one) where Remus is dependent on others for his Wolfsbane. He's a smart man, so why can't he learn to brew it? So, I just had to have Hermione point that out to him! Thanks for the comment and the stars! ~Ruthie
'Nothing like an orgasm to start the day out right'.LOL! 'Culinary sex', you're cracking me up! This chapter was so good, but what else can one expect with Hermi and Sev plotting and getting turned on at every twist and turn of the plot?
Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)
Organsms are good in the morning, afternoon, evening... LOL! Well, at least according to Dr. Granger! ~Ruthie