Seven
Hermione Granger and the Taciturn Shopkeeper
Chapter 7 of 25
PlaidPookaA hurried journey through the rain, a hastily turned corner, and Hermione runs right into a man she never thought to see again. No. That man is dead, so who is this doppelganger?
ReviewedA/N: You've all been so patient, and you'll be rewarded for your patience next chapter, when this bus makes its first stop in Lemontown. If you don't like explicit sexual content, well, why the heck are you reading this? :D
As always, big sloppy kisses to those taking time to review, and many thanks for reading.
No beta, so all mistakes are my own.
Disclaimer: They are not mine, I just take them out to play.
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Shortly after Hermione tumbled through the floo at Harry and Ginny's cottage, she realized the fixing of her hair had done nothing. Harry gaped at her, his mouth opening and closing like a fish trying to breathe air, and Ginny dissolved into a fit of giggling. Hermione rolled her eyes at both of them before she flopped gracelessly onto the sofa.
"Date went well, I take it?" Harry asked dryly as he sat beside her.
"Was he any good?" Ginny asked, waggling her eyebrows at Hermione.
At the sharp memory of Steven's kisses, Hermione couldn't help the slightly goofy grin that appeared on her face. "Devastating."
"You'll have to tell me all..."
"No," Harry quickly interrupted. "Absolutely not. I care about the man, I'm thrilled he's alive, but I do not want to hear about what you two get up to in the sack."
"Well, we haven't made it to the bedroom...yet," she added with a wicked grin.
"Don't want to hear it!" Harry restated, looking for all the world like he was about to put his fingers in his ears.
"Had a lovely snog though."
"Stop!" Harry growled.
"Do you want a deflating drought for those swollen lips, Hermione?" Ginny asked, and then giggled again.
Hermione raised a hand briefly to the lips in question. "No. Makes me remember."
"Ugh!"
Both women giggled then until Harry stopped making disgusted faces. Seeing Harry's knapsack on the coffee table, Hermione remembered the reason for her visit.
"Harry, what was it with Steven and your book bag? It was almost as if he was hypnotized."
"Simple, really. Easy way for me to figure out if that was Severus."
Unzipping the bag, Harry reached his hand in and drew out a wand. It was clearly not Harry's supple holly wand. The wood was so dark it appeared black, the surface shiny, the grain of the wood so dense that it looked molded out of plastic. Ebony, thirteen inches, firm. She'd ever only seen one wand like it.
"Harry," she whispered, still staring at a wand she'd seen countless times, "how did you come by Snape's wand?"
"After the last battle, they couldn't find Snape's body. When things had calmed down, after the funerals, I went looking myself. Minerva was so upset about having to bury an empty casket and worried he'd been left lying around somewhere. I started in the Shrieking Shack. Merlin, Hermione, but that room was terrible. Blood all over the floor...so much blood. I cast a strong Lumos, thinking that if someone had transfigured the body, it might still be in the room. I didn't find it, and now we know why, but I did find his wand tucked up next to the wall. I'm not surprised no one had found it. I almost missed it myself."
"Why did you keep it?"
"I don't know. It was too late to bury it in his tomb. We couldn't find the body...I guess I felt like I needed to keep it safe, make sure it didn't end up lying in the mud somewhere."
"I understand. Merlin, no wonder Steven felt drawn to it. The wand chooses the Wizard. I'm surprised Steven didn't snatch that backpack right away from you."
"He was a bit distracted, being all jealous and all."
"I can't believe he's still alive," mused Ginny. "Not only alive, but snogging Hermione's socks off"
"Enough with the snogging talk!"
Hermione had a sudden thought and interrupted her friends before they got to arguing again.
"Harry, have you tried casting Priori Incantato on it?"
"Are you mad? I haven't done anything with it. It's an angry wand. Honestly, it doesn't even like me touching it. Either Snape had it warded, or it just hates me."
Gingerly, Hermione reached out a hand and picked up the black wand. She could immediately see what Harry meant. While the smooth wood didn't hurt her, she could feel the magical energy thrumming angrily beneath her fingers. As she held it, it bucked slightly in her hand.
"No, I'm not about to try a spell with this," she said, laying it back on the table. "Besides, Harry, if you can't manage it, I expect no one could. Pity though. The last spell cast might shed some light on what happened to Severus."
"It might at that," Harry agreed. "But you're wrong about no one being able to cast something simply because I can't. If it's warded, it could be warded against certain people or a group of people."
"Like students, for example?" Ginny said.
"We were in the Order, but we were still students technically." Hermione reached out a finger to touch the dark wood again and felt it thrum with power. "He lost it at the final battle. He wouldn't have had a chance to reset anything."
"Take it to Minerva tomorrow," Ginny said. "They were friends, even though he had to play the spy until the bitter end. Minerva might have warded her wand against him, but I doubt he would have done the same."
"Harry, do you want to come with me?" Hermione asked.
"No. I've got a day planned at St. Mungo's tomorrow. I'm going to find out all I can about memory losses, by both physical and magical means."
"What about your work?"
"I took some time off. We're not busy and I have time coming. Once we knew Steven was Severus, I wanted to be free to try to figure this all out."
"How about you, Gin?"
"Sorry. Unlike some slackers, I do have to work tomorrow. I'm afraid you're on your own."
After reminding Harry about their fake study session on Friday, Hermione headed home.
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The next morning, she found herself back at the gates of Hogwarts. She hoped that the Headmistress wouldn't be too busy to see her. While it was true that Steven was in no danger, she felt the need to hurry and find answers. It wasn't her usual joy at puzzle solving, it was the heartbreak of a Wizard separated from his wand. Even though Severus didn't realize what he was missing, he wasn't complete without his magic.
After a brief message and reply from her Patronus, Hermione was once again settled in the comfy sitting room.
"Minerva, there's no easy way to say this, no way to break it gently. Severus Snape is alive."
The kind woman's teacup rattled on its saucer as Minerva hastened to place it back on the table. Her face had gone abruptly pale, and Hermione quickly grabbed one of the wrinkled hands and held it tightly in both of her own.
"Your Muggle man?" Minerva asked. "You're certain?"
"I'm certain, and so is Harry."
Minerva let out a shaky breath and raised her free hand to her forehead, closing her eyes for a brief moment. "And he remembers nothing?"
"Nothing. He doesn't recognize me, he doesn't even recognize Harry."
"Damn, how are we going to help the poor boy?"
"I have no idea, but I thought we might start with a Priori Incantato on this." Hermione reached into her handbag and pulled the wand from it, handing it to Minerva.
"Severus' wand! How did you come to have this?"
"Harry had it...found it in the Shack years ago. We didn't try the spell because the wand clearly doesn't care for us."
The older witch chuckled at that. "Severus Snape's wand? You bet your arse it doesn't care for students, not even former students. It feels like a normal wand to me, not as comfortable as my own of course."
"Then Harry was right. It's warded."
"Of course it is." She gave a little sniff but did not cry. "Not warded against me, not even after all that happened. Not even after I tried to kill him."
"Did you really try to kill him?"
"Oh, yes. Professor Sprout, Professor Flitwick, and I drove him from Hogwarts. Though I have long thought he allowed us to. Oh, he made it look good, but he didn't truly hurt any of us. I've felt very badly about trying to kill him."
With a flick of the wand in her hand, Minerva silently cast a spell with Snape's wand.
A grey fog spilled from the tip of the dark wand. A ghostly image appeared. a robed man in a pool of dark liquid. He dragged himself to his feet, tried to turn as wispy letters spilled from between his lips. The man staggered, his wand flying from his fingers as he began to fall. Before he hit the floor, he vanished.
"Deletius," Minerva muttered, and the ghostly image dissipated.
"He tried to apparate."
"He succeeded. But the poor lad wasn't himself enough to be clear. He didn't say St. Mungo's, he just said hospital."
"So, he could have ended up at any hospital, even a Muggle one."
"Which he evidently did. Oh, Hermione, how are we ever going to help him?"
"We'll find a way. Hell, even a diagnostic spell might help us find answers."
"Certainly. So would a nice visit with the healers at St. Mungo's, but how in the world are you going to get a Muggle man to let you point a wand at him?"
"I'm going to have to tell him at some point that I'm a witch. If it goes well, I don't see why he wouldn't let me do a simple diagnostic."
"You're going to tell him you're magical? Are you mad as a drunken badger?"
"It's not without precedent. There are other such couples in the world, Muggles who have gotten together with magical folk. It could work."
"Or he could drop you like the proverbial hot potato." Minerva studied her thoughtfully for a moment, a gleam in her eye. "Couple, eh? Can I dare hope that my abrasive friend has finally lost his status as unicorn bait?"
"Minerva! That's none of your business!"
"Not yet then, poor Severus. I'd wager by that blush of yours that it won't take long, though."
Hermione couldn't help it. She giggled. Knowing that her former professor wasn't exactly the staid and solemn woman she'd seemed as a teacher had changed their relationship to that of friends long ago.
"He is one hell of a kisser," Hermione admitted.
"Is he? Ah, yes, just look at that smirk of yours. Like the cat who's been at the cream. Did he even know how to kiss?"
"He does now."
"Good for Severus. I tell you, Hermione, I wish I could see the lad. Even if he didn't know me. I've missed the grumpy bugger, and that's a fact."
"Are you any good at playing Muggle? He does own a bookshop. Absolutely anyone could stroll inside."
"No, lass. And I'm a bit old to go learning now. However, I don't suppose anyone would think a stray cat too odd if one happened to be there on the street."
"You're a clever woman. That's a perfect idea."
For the rest of their chat, Hermione filled her friend in on Harry's plan to do some research at the hospital. Giving the woman the address of Steven's bookshop before she left, she returned home. She had homework to complete, though it seemed a foolish thing to waste time on when she should be trying to figure out how to help Severus.
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79 Reviews | 4.3/10 Average
A great ending to a fun tale!
I’m out of time to read for today, so will stop in to say that I’m still loving this story. The reveal went much better than expected, and I glad he has Severus back, but has still retained Stephen as well. Looking very forward to the conclusion tomorrow.
So glad to see another story from you. I should review every chapter, but I’m short on time, and quite frankly, once I finish a chaper, I just want to plow right on to the next. I stopped here last night after being up way too late. So, just stopping in real quick to say how much I’m enjoying this. Off to read more !
I'm one of the old guard here and an author as well. I no longer write fanfic, but I can't tell you how happy I was to see an instantly recognizable author's name. No shade to anyone else; there are many talented folks here. But hey, I've had your stories on my favorites list for what, a decade or more now? Thanks for posting. It's a rainy May evening in Indiana, and I am happily settling in to read.
Wonderful story ! Thank you for the great reading piece
Too much fun! Thank you. (And a little inspirational. My Beloved thanks you, too.)
I’m starting to like frogs...
Steven Sondheim? Are we headed Into the Woods? About to discover someone to remind us about Being Alive? OK, I’ll stop now. This is going to be fun!
Thanks for your return to the HP universe! I enjoyed your story and will have to check out your other works as well!
Author's Response: Glad you enjoted it!
Well, he did wipe the floor with Ron. Lol.
Author's Response: Yes, he did rather. That was way too much fun to write. ;)
Oh boy, the red-headed twat is at it again, isn't he? 😒 Snape's going to wipe the floor with him.
Author's Response: *snicker*
I love that he's just overwhelmed by his need for her. ❤
Author's Response: Honestly, that's one of my fav scenes from the entire fic.
So glad he's no longer unicorn bait! And glad he wasn't a git and turned her away (at least for very long). So glad he's found real love, too. I'm such a sucker for this man, and feel his life could have been so different if anyone had bothered to show him some real kindness and affection.
Author's Response: Honestly, I never could resist being nice to the poor sod.
TheCopperDragon2004's response: ❤ ❤ ❤
Ok, Ron can die a slow, torturous death long before Snape gets his wand back. 😡😡😡
Author's Response: :D
I have to admit, I'd love to see Ronald show up just as Snape gets his memories (and his wand) back. *evil laugh*
Author's Response: ;)
Glad Severus is finally getting some lemons in his life! Lol.
Oh lord, what if he only remembers some of the horrible things he's done in his past, but not why? 😞
Author's Response: I couldn't be that cruel to him.
TheCopperDragon2004's response: That's good!! I hated how JK treated him, them doubly so when she only brought him back in CC to kill him off again. 😡😡😡
Ha, I was right! Snape's wand. I wonder if he senses the magic in other people too? Maybe why he was initially drawn to Hermione?
Author's Response: Perhaps. It would explain why he was so suddenly taken with her.
Hmm. I wonder if Harry had his wand or something in his bookbag? Snape's, I mean? (Did they ever recover it?) It could be Harry's own wand Snape is reacting to as well, though you'd think Hermione would have hers on her somewhere as well.
Hmm.
Author's Response: Clever little monkey. ;)
Bwahaha, I almost shot chai tea out my nose at the "unicorn bait" part lol. I did laugh out loud though. 😂
I'm curious to see which two tropes you're going with here; Snape survived and is in hiding, I'm assuming is the first one. I can't decide if Snape's lost his memory/had it removed is the second one or not.
Either way, I happily await lemons! ;)
Author's Response: So glad you enjoyed that bit. And thank you for all the lovely reviews. I think I hit a fair number of tropes with this one.
Thank you for all the work and time you have put into this story! It was nice to see Ron not getting too much bashing, instead a little redemption at the end. Thank you again!
Author's Response: So glad you enjoyed it. I had such fun writing it! :)
Thank you so much for a wonderful story, I know I am going to read this one several times more:-)Awesome work.
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Thanks for dipping your toe back in. May your coming years be filled with unexpected opportunities and much success.
Author's Response: You are the sweetest! Thank you for reading. :)
Greetings from Sweden. No rest for the wicked... Thank you for the hot and lovely chapter!
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Than two of them are absolutely totally perfect:-))
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What can I say? This smutty chapters makes me start the day with a wide grin on my face. I am totally in love with this story.
Author's Response: So glad I could get your day started on a high note! :)